A poll of 2,500 people revealed that going to the toilet accounts for the biggest chunk of time spent in the bathroom – an average of one hour and 42 minutes a week, or almost 92 days over a lifetime. But chances are, you wouldn't last in these lavatories for even a minute. Not to mention laying your precious tushy on them. Toilets With Threatening Auras is a project dedicated entirely to collecting cursed cans from every corner of the earth, and you could easily film horror movies on these sites.

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Michelle Line
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2 years ago

Oh, no. I'd have to close my eyes.

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Michelle Line
Community Member
2 years ago

Another "gotta close my eyes to go" floor.

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Michelle Line
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2 years ago

Oh, I think a tree will do quite nicely, thank you.

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Roger Haywood
Community Member
2 years ago

These are the toilets you don't see on Star Trek. (On the poop deck, in case you're wondering).

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Crystal Pearson
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2 years ago

That's the area where I'd be putting up a tent!

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Beuska
Community Member
2 years ago

:D creepy ...

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Community Member
2 years ago

Those must be the most unsanitized hole.....never mind.

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Katie Smith
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2 years ago

For when you're hosting your wedding in your bathroom

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Michelle Line
Community Member
2 years ago

I can't help but think that some men would get a kick out of urinating on the floor.

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Sherri Steinert-Brown
Community Member
2 years ago

That is awesome

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Foxxy
Community Member
2 years ago

Room with a view.

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Baba Caine
Community Member
2 years ago

For people who like to take risks

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Roger Haywood
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey, my wiener isn't THAT small!

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Foxxy
Community Member
2 years ago

I guess they got sick of running out of toilet paper after the kids didn’t refill the bog roll.

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Eirik Johnsbråten
Community Member
2 years ago

Now, that's just wrong. Who hangs the toilet paper roll that way?

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Zaheen Muhammad
Community Member
2 years ago

I like this one

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Sophia Li
Community Member
2 years ago

I think I had a dream about this

Daria B
Community Member
2 years ago

Then you actually woke up and actually had to go.

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YsaPur
Community Member
2 years ago

Do they clap after your crap?

Zsuzsanna Szucs
Community Member
2 years ago

I really want to know the story behind this...

Miriam L
Community Member
2 years ago

This keeps circulating on BP. All the upvotes to anyone who can find the story behind it or a photo from another angle. I've already tried

Gerald Telep
Community Member
2 years ago

And the audience votes on performance!

JerseyGirlMel
Community Member
2 years ago

What is that? Pooping With The Stars?

Logan Scaggs
Community Member
2 years ago

omg I literally just commented "Crapping with the Stars" rofl

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Soledad Padrón Covarrubias
Community Member
2 years ago

oh my gosh, my nightmare!

K. LNU
Community Member
2 years ago

Am I the only one thinking, why is the tp so far away? lol

Kathy Baylis
Community Member
2 years ago

Trump’s conference and Tweet room.

Emily Ashcraft
Community Member
2 years ago

did you really need an audiance

TheReader19
Community Member
2 years ago (edited)

Most parents with kids and pets daily toilet routine 😁

Amanda Hunter
Community Member
2 years ago

So, do they applaud?

Bettye McKee
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the best one yet.

Kathy V
Community Member
2 years ago

This would be great for nervous speakers

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
2 years ago

Pooping done right 101.

Valadia Kristoffersen
Community Member
2 years ago

Really!?!? NO THANK YOU!!

Andrea Bernier Hall
Community Member
2 years ago

Now initiating today's meeting of Assholes Anonymous.

Logan Scaggs
Community Member
2 years ago

Crapping with the Stars

Sassy Angel
Community Member
2 years ago

because who doesn't want an audience?

Laurentiu
Community Member
2 years ago

i do not think..

Michael Morgan
Community Member
2 years ago

Hands on lecturing about diarrhea.

The Unicorn
Community Member
2 years ago

Now Don't you worry when you need to use it and you're in a press conference😀

Norma Williamson
Community Member
2 years ago

Audience

Roberto Durante
Community Member
2 years ago

Dolby sound include

Rhiana
Community Member
2 years ago

Not for the shy type

Donald Holder
Community Member
2 years ago

This is the test run for preparing for an execution to get the prisoner and audience in the right frame of mind.

Thomas Ewing
Community Member
2 years ago

Great minds stink alike.

Peter Spencer
Community Member
2 years ago

For people who like an audience when they're doing their business

Nadine Francis
Community Member
2 years ago

Now wait a minute!

Walkus-Andrew Andrea
Community Member
2 years ago

One person show

Troy Currie
Community Member
2 years ago

Storage room...with private toilet for Janitor.

Awesome Panda
Community Member
2 years ago

Only for the one with narcissistic behavior..

Emikss
Community Member
2 years ago

I-

Aditya Rendy
Community Member
2 years ago

pooping class by Professor Poo

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
2 years ago

For exhibitionists

Debster
Community Member
2 years ago

Those that poop together pray together.

Alejandro Vega
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd like to use that toilet!!

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Eirik Johnsbråten
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2 years ago

I would use that to hang my jacket on.

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ADHORTATOR
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2 years ago

If you have to puke...

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Aaron W
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2 years ago

I hope nobody was in it...

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Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
2 years ago

Watch before you sit!

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Kathy Baylis
Community Member
2 years ago

Wow. The bathroom attendant really needs a vacation.

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Foxxy
Community Member
2 years ago

Toilets gone on a bit of a bender.

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Foxxy
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2 years ago

That’s a pretty clever idea for bush camping.

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Heidi Zimmermann
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2 years ago

The positive thing is, you can immediately see if the toilet is occupied.

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Nevi Løvfelt
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2 years ago

If spiderman come and need to relieve himself.

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Katie Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

OH MY GOD ITS SO YOU CAN HAVE A TINKLE WHILST HAVING A TINKLE :D

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Foxxy
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2 years ago

Why, why, why???

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Roger Haywood
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2 years ago

Well, its a good place to crap yourself.

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Toujin C'Thlu
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2 years ago

Looks like someone found a way to turn a squat toilet into a sitting toilet. Very clever

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
Community Member
2 years ago

The classic thinker pose.

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Nadine Francis
Community Member
2 years ago

I knew there was something I missed seeing in the UK!

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Lira Mai
Community Member
2 years ago

Dr. Who should just use a blue toilet booth.

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Milda Mockūnaitė
Community Member
2 years ago

At least nobody can see your face...

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Crystal Pearson
Community Member
2 years ago

Omg I couldn't handle the picture I wanted to throw up and cry

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Michelle Line
Community Member
2 years ago

Dentures are not cheap. Can't say I don't blame them. But I'd bleach the hell outta of them for a couple days.

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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2 years ago

The last step is always the trickiest.

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Desiré Yen
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2 years ago

Pirates of the Caribbean toilet 😄

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Michelle Line
Community Member
2 years ago

Conserving water. Smart.

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Michelle Line
Community Member
2 years ago

Did they not flush before they took the photo?

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