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A poll of 2,500 people revealed that going to the toilet accounts for the biggest chunk of time spent in the bathroom – an average of 1 hour and 42 minutes a week, or almost 92 days over a lifetime. But chances are, you wouldn't last in these lavatories for even a minute. Not to mention laying your precious tushy on them. Toilets With Threatening Auras is a project dedicated entirely to collecting cursed cans from every corner of the earth, and you could easily film horror movies on these sites.

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Roger Haywood
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the toilets you don't see on Star Trek. (On the poop deck, in case you're wondering).

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Steve Barnett
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Woah, wait a minute. I'm meant to stick my... into that hole and pee? At the least genital herpes can be contracted this way. Am I missing something here?

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Sherri Steinert-Brown
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was wondering the same thing .. I have never seen these nor want to ..I dont have a penis but if I did it would not be going in that hole .. So glad I am a woman

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DotC
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah, Imma go look this up. This cant be the hole story. Sorry. Ill let myself out.

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tuzdayschild
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Soooo, do they have a another special bathroom for little boys. I'm pretty sure they can't reach these.

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Awesome Panda
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"not all men born with same size" (or height in this matter) 🤣

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Mary Ross
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The new Dyson urinal. First you pee, then the suction action kicks in, and your eyes cross.

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Herb Tarlic
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7 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a gay man, and as such I would respectfully suggest you confine your cautions to your own wheelhouse.

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looking at your icon you sit inside and give the glory to whoever sticks his p****r in it

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Chris Green
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These urinals all appear to be very excited to accept your deposit "oooooh"

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Maggie Dougherty
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What the hell are you supposed to do with those things?? Put you duber in the freaking hole.. What if you gotta take a dump....? Seriously here, folks!

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Donald Holder
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm no judge of average men's hights, but don't those holes seem a bit high up for the average male.

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Christine Cameron-Dow
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gives new meaning to that funny sign, "We aim to please, your aim will help."

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Chris Rinelli
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ummmmmm.........found a second hole I won't be sticking my d*ck in...

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D. Pitbull
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For archers? Are you supposed to aim 'n' fire? Is there a tube that comes out to assist with the aiming? Unless that hole is *WAY* bigger than it looks in the picture...

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Michelle Line
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't help but think that some men would get a kick out of urinating on the floor.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess they got sick of running out of toilet paper after the kids didn’t refill the bog roll.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like someone found a way to turn a squat toilet into a sitting toilet. Very clever

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Michelle Line
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dentures are not cheap. Can't say I don't blame them. But I'd bleach the hell outta of them for a couple days.

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