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A poll of 2,500 people revealed that going to the toilet accounts for the biggest chunk of time spent in the bathroom – an average of 1 hour and 42 minutes a week, or almost 92 days over a lifetime. But chances are, you wouldn't last in these lavatories for even a minute. Not to mention laying your precious tushy on them. Toilets With Threatening Auras is a project dedicated entirely to collecting cursed cans from every corner of the earth, and you could easily film horror movies on these sites.

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Foxxy
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wouldn’t want to be drunk when needing to use this toilet.

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Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think positively. When you see it, got scared and p**s yourself, you are not far from the toilet.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, since it works only from one angle, once the surprise is gone, it's easy to get over it. It would have been funnier if the illusion was visible once you're sitting on the pot ... You can't move away!

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Kathy Baylis
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’d be afraid that, when I flushed, the whole toilet—-and I—-would go swirling down that drain.

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Eva Bryson
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The optical illusion is so real that your brain can't actually make the floor flat.

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Zsuzsanna Szucs
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't even have to be drunk. I'm pretty sure I would fall off anyway.

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Sancho Cruz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh this one sucks! Think about being 1/2sleep maybe a lil drunk stumbling ro use this bad boy.. neck broken or an ankle,geeze.

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Heather Paquin
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine being drunk and stumbling into this bathroom? You’d face plant for sure!

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Roberto Durante
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wow this one is amazing, imagine you have vertigo, you will pee yourself

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Bettye McKee
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is genius! I would never have to take a magazine with me.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hmm.. there's a temptation to throw "the afterparty" to that sinkhole rather than the toilet 😁

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Jo Choto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can you imagine being drunk, going to the bathroom and encountering this nightmare?

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Roger Haywood
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are the toilets you don't see on Star Trek. (On the poop deck, in case you're wondering).

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Michelle Line
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't help but think that some men would get a kick out of urinating on the floor.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess they got sick of running out of toilet paper after the kids didn’t refill the bog roll.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like someone found a way to turn a squat toilet into a sitting toilet. Very clever

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Michelle Line
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dentures are not cheap. Can't say I don't blame them. But I'd bleach the hell outta of them for a couple days.

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