Most of us have a small Ravenclaw inside of us and we adore learning new things about the world, especially if they’re random facts that completely blow our minds. A lot of us are still spending loads of time working and studying from home which leaves plenty of time for random browsing—so we’re picking up semi-useless but fun new facts about the world every day.

Like the fact that the American Gothic painting shows a farmer and his daughter, not his wife. Or how Gandalf carries his pipe in his staff.

You’re probably aware of the ‘I was today years old’ jokes that people post online when they want to share something weird that they just learned with everyone. Well, these jokes have made a resurgence during the coronavirus lockdown and there are plenty of new ones to make our jaws drop. Bored Panda has collected some of the best ‘I was today years old’ for you to enjoy (and to have cool random facts to drop during your next Zoom cocktail party), so scroll down and don’t forget to upvote your faves.

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omynthe Report

pei meow
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1 year ago

That's a cute and fascinating fact

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kitty.boom
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1 year ago

I read about it years ago, but didn't know they sent him a painting. That's cool and sweet too!

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Palestinian warrior
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1 year ago

How cute 😍

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So, since we’re talking about random facts today, let’s share some other cool ones, shall we? For instance, did you know that one study found that dogs prefer to align themselves “along the North-South axis under calm magnetic field conditions” when they have to go number two? Researchers studied 70 dogs over two years and this was the first time that magnetic sensitivity was proven in dogs. Science is weird and wonderful.

Another brain-melting fact is that for significant periods of time during the Stone Age, there were fewer than 1.5k people living in Central Europe. Yeah, that sounds unbelievable. IFL Science made a great analogy about how you could fit all of those people on a modern mid-sized cruise ship.

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Hans
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1 year ago

This typically is not the best idea, though. Rather use a socket wrench with bits and operate it really carefully. Using special oils to loosen a screw firstbor to de-rust it can also help. Merr mere force likely destroy the screw!

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glowworm2
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1 year ago

I didn't know that because I'm more familiar with the purple kind in the stores. I didn't know that that's how they grow. BTW, this is the white version. The purple version starts out purple from the beginning.

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Hans
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1 year ago

Owl: "Let go, how inappropriate!"

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Speaking of modern times, if you’ve ever complained about TV ads being too long, just wait until you realize that Old Spice made a 14-hour promo. Their ad ran on December 18, 2018 in São Paulo, Brazil, and won the Guinness World Record for the longest TV ad ever. You can find the abridged version right here (don’t worry, it’s just over 3 minutes, not 3 hours, long).

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Ani Archeron
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1 year ago

Measles targets memory cells?? Thanks to every scientist who ever put an ounce of thought into creating that life-saving vaccine.

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Nash Nopper
Community Member
1 year ago

cool!

Steve Cruz
Community Member
1 year ago

And three identical props were hand-carved. Ian McKellen has one, director Peter Jackson has one, and the third one was never picked up from the wood carver and remains in his studio.

Mark
Community Member
1 year ago

But where does he keep his baccy ;)

JessG
Community Member
1 year ago

Beard

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Caroline Driver
Community Member
1 year ago

Bet someone at Weta had fun coming up with and designing that

May Day
Community Member
1 year ago

Never noticed that! Very practical.

Jacqui Dunn
Community Member
1 year ago

How clever!

Sasha Titus
Community Member
1 year ago

I was today years old as well and they is awesome design

Ginny Weasley
Community Member
1 year ago

can we talk about Dumbledore for a moment please?

Mollie Burge
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Why tho. Don't steal Gandalf's spotlight Edit: nothing against Professor Dumbledore tho

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Kikka io
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1 year ago

very cool!!

Katie and Jared Coates
Community Member
1 year ago

I wonder if my brother knows- he has like 4 replicas from the movie.

Kamilla Juel Sørensen
Community Member
1 year ago

Whaaaaaat!!

Mildred Thompson
Community Member
11 months ago

Me TOO! GOOD idea, by the way; if you are going to smoke that is.

John Quick
Community Member
11 months ago

Who doesnt like to smoke?

Donald Holder
Community Member
1 year ago

I just found this out. I think Im probably one of the few humans on Earth who hasn't seen Harry Potter. I've read all the books. But never the movies.

Lesley Langlois
Community Member
1 year ago

No way!!! Wow. 😄

Isabelly Favacho Casseb
Community Member
1 year ago

em tinha reparado, que massa!!!

Diana Tulip
Community Member
1 year ago

Ok mind officially blown....smoked?

Bobbie Morris
Community Member
1 year ago

I 💓 gandalf

Just Carmen
Community Member
1 year ago

Huh. I never noticed.

deewanipoetry
Community Member
1 year ago

I cannot comprehend how this information drops the temperature of my room to minus ten degrees.

Laura Crawley
Community Member
1 year ago

Sweet

Rita Teo
Community Member
1 year ago

Awesome!

Julie Hanford
Community Member
1 year ago

waaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit he does!? awesome!!!!!!!!!!

William McCarthy
Community Member
1 year ago

why??

Bob Connely
Community Member
1 year ago

And here I am, at almost eighty, not giving a rat's furry butt about what this fictional character carries where.

Joan
Community Member
1 year ago

Then why are you here?

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Amy Pontious
Community Member
1 year ago

Awesome

Paul Chang
Community Member
1 year ago

What’s in the pipe?

Hugh Crawford
Community Member
1 year ago

Yes, but do you know where he carried his stash?

Miss Cris
Community Member
1 year ago

Pockets

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jleitner
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1 year ago

Kudos to the prop designer that came up with that! (I'm pretty sure it wasn't in the books...)

CharliAnn Olney
Community Member
1 year ago

Today years old. And uncounted times of watching the movies!

Chris Holland
Community Member
1 year ago

He chews it?

Rose Brien Harrington
Community Member
1 year ago

I wonder where he carries the tobacco

Katie Allen
Community Member
1 year ago

you think that's tobacco?

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Aragorn II Elessar
Community Member
1 year ago

Of course he does

Palestinian warrior
Community Member
1 year ago

Eid Mubarak everyone! ❤️

C.S.
Community Member
1 year ago

BS. You see him zip that sucker around in Mordor!? That pipe would gone!

Julie Hanford
Community Member
1 year ago

magic

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
Community Member
1 year ago

Holy crap.

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Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 year ago

Which is Latin for “and“.

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Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

The English are unchallenged in having absurd units of measurement.

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Not-so-MadMax
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1 year ago

Oh god, they really should talk to the people making cartoons. I have been gravely misinformed in my youth...

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Agnes Jekyll
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1 year ago

Is it just me or do they all look like cabbage patch kids?

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Martha Meyer
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1 year ago

They look like grumpy gnomes.

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Nash Nopper
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1 year ago

This is the city arms of Bern from Switzerland

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Rj
Community Member
1 year ago

*cries in Android*

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chi-wei shen
Community Member
1 year ago

The painter's sister Nan who modelled as the woman in the paintintg, perhaps embarrassed about being depicted as the wife of a man twice her age (modelled by a dentist), started telling people that Wood had envisioned the couple as father and daughter, not husband and wife. The painter Grant Wood himself remained vague on this point.

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Palestinian warrior
Community Member
1 year ago

Hahahahaha

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3ke
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1 year ago

I knew James Earl Jones and that was it

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chi-wei shen
Community Member
1 year ago

Not parking in front of a fire hydrant should be common sense.

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OS
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1 year ago

Chupakabra

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DE Ray
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1 year ago

And if you pick them young enough, they're edible.

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Martti Laurson
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1 year ago

It is funny. I was just eating M&M's when reading this

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David Jeu
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1 year ago

This all make sense now. Btw love technology connections channel.:)

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Flisey
Community Member
1 year ago

I was told "bumped his head in the middle of the bed" was really "his wife killed him'. My grandmother was one dark woman

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Untitled_Goose_Man
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1 year ago

How old were you when you realized Bikini Bottom is under Bikini Atoll, where the US tested hundreds of nuclear weapons? Spongebob is a nuclear mutation

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Foxxy (The Original)
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1 year ago

I have known this for ages but forget to do it and always ended up cooking more pasta than needed.

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Troux
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1 year ago

They taste identical, so don't bother going out of your way for it.

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Untitled_Goose_Man
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1 year ago

Jesus Luke, aren't you supposed to be able to sense these things??

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Hans
Community Member
1 year ago

Here we go again...

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