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Most animal lovers have tried talking to their beloved pets. Unsuccessfully, though, which is why the age-old question remains: what are pets really thinking? However, this riddle doesn’t seem to be too much of a challenge to an illustrator named Christopher Rozzi. The artist has come up with quite a few witty one-liners that your cat or dog might say and drawn a series of illustrations called Tiny Confessions.

According to Christopher, “the idea is...what if you asked your pet or whoever to tell you their deepest secret? Or even an insignificant one. That’s what we have here.” Check out 30 of these illustrations below.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks just like Morwyn. She, however, waits until I get up, then takes my place, then gloats about it. And, if I dare try to move her, she pulls the dead weight on me and I can barely pick her up. Oh, then she bites me.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My one dog has 3 parts to her day. Morning = Sleeping. Afternoon = Napping. Evening = Relaxing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By climbing on my chest, making it more difficult to watch the game. Claws inserted into shoulders to make it almost impossible to move you.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I solved that problem. Buy a chair from the thrift store. Tell the dog, No. Dog then sits in the chair that you actually bought just for them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You are just saying that. You enjoyed knocking my medicine bottle on the floor and using it as a soccer ball and knocking it under the couch.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Poor little pugs would never dream of walking I think. Maybe dreaming of having tiny cars of their own.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol! That’s why I had four dogs following me to the loo this morning.

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