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There’s nothing quite like being in your own company. It’s a pure judgement-free zone⁠—no pressure to show off, no expectations met by reality, no strange looks given as you’re voicing all the nonsense out loud in an empty room.

And interestingly, some of the most unusual behavior happens while we’re on our own. In fact, the things we do are so random, we don’t really talk about them. Ever. Like doing a remote trace or aligning your feet to the tiles so you won’t die.

Bored Panda has compiled a list of all the odd things we all do but never dare to tell, not even in truth or dare. And you know what? It's better off that way.

Humor plays a vital role in younger generations’ communication and media consumption. But Gen Z and millennials are renowned for what’s called absurdist, surrealist, and often dark comedy full of dank memes and observational one-liners.

In order to get this sense of humor, one has to understand the context in which the youngest generations came to live. In the past decade, the world has been bursting with information which is “both more accessible and less reliable,” writes The Washington Post. “Brands pose as a friend on social media to millennial consumers, and the line between real and artificial matters less than it once did.”

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Another explanation is that such surreal humor is a response to a world that has stopped making sense. According to Andrew DeYoung, the director of 555 and editor on The Eric Andre Show, the Adult Swim school of comedy is designed to “reflect the frenetic distribution of information on the internet.” And that’s why most of their shows are so chaotic and absurd.

Since there’s no time for a narrative joke to be said online, traditional punchline structure doesn’t work. “Instead, things are funny because they are willfully jarring and strange,” writes Rachel Aroesti for The Guardian. Weird Twitter and bizarre dank memes are perfect examples of how millennials break down the joke, decontextualize it, and create utter randomness.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is definitely a hard one but considering the situation I would be in that I had 6mins to live, I would probably listen to Always look on the bright side of life from Monty Python.

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Liam Walsh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the cashier gives you the change by placing notes on your palm and then the coins on top... awkward shuffling around of money ensues.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a person is there trying to make a decision or taking too long I just say excuse me please and grab what I want.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I once got 'caught' by a store manager after the alarm went off, i was 12. I patiently waited right after the sirene, but nobody showed up. I got some angry faces from customers and personnel. I tested the alarm again by swinging my plastic bag trough the gates, it went off again. Nobody showed up... After one minute i started walking back to my bike, and right then someone grabbed me by the neck. He dragged me roughly to a small office where i had to empty my pockets and bag. He checked the receipt and saw that I didn't steel anything. He tested the alarm with my bag, it went off. They seem to have forgotten to remove a tag. I was 19 when i had the guts to enter that store again.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's the best feeling ever, knowing you can have lots more sleep! Like waking up at 7 but then remembering it's the weekend and you can go back to sleep

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s a bit dangerous. Although I have walked to the shops and as I am almost half way home I have thought “I don’t even remember walking to the shops”. It’s like I was just suddenly placed there without knowing how I got there. Does that make sense? Kind of like I was on auto pilot.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do this after I blow on it thinking it would be cool enough but sadly it still hot like a mother f****r.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"hot like a m**********r"; me, in a dinosaur suit because my church is doing a fundraiser, but also my mouth while I'm sitting on the couch while trying to eat a VERY hot pocket.

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Paul K. Johnson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do both. First I blow on it and then even though I know it's still way too hot I lose patience and proceed to burn the living hell out of my mouth. By the time it's cool enough to actually enjoy it's gone.

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Kathy Baylis
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about drinking something cold real quick when you realize you put something hot—-temperature or spice—-in your mouth?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep that''s usually my solution because I really want to spit out the food but I don't want anyone to see that.

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Connie Seybold-Resch
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually blow on cold food sometimes and then think, 'WTF am I doing?"

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Jessica Cifelli
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually blow on it, but then end up making that noise cause i didn't blow on it enough

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you just try to read "hashafashasha" out loud to find out if it sounds exactly how it is when you eat something hot?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if im hungry its hashafashasha but if im not too hungry i'll wait, blow on it or fiddle with the tv and find a programme to watch on netflix or iplayer

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm really scared of hot food so I will definitely blow on it... and if it's still hot I will spit it... sorry... And I sometimes automatically blow on food that's not even hot, just by default

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hashafashashasha until it’s cold-unless it’s icecream, and then I do it till it doesn’t hurt XD

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or you jam it in the freezer for about 30 seconds and not a second longer

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I do one blow when i'm eating hot noodles and for some reason it lowers the temperature to the EXTREME when I put it in my mouth

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I blow on it, but in the case of pizza rolls, I end up hashafasha-ing anyway.

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Rinpai
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hashafashasha and down it with ice water. Then burn my throat because I was too slow.

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Azziza
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I blow, but apparently not enough because I usually still have to hashafashasha.

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Anja Schmidt
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hahahaha, sometimes I forget that icecream biting with teeth is not a good idea.

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Cybele Spanjaard
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hahahahaahahahaaah both...depends on the texture..liquid or solid or in between

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George Hudacko
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Blowing might work if we had lie 3 hours! Wait a bit and risk!!!!

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BabyBooby
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My sister and mom would heat food til it was SMOKIN.....just so they could make these sounds🤣🤣🤣

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Zophra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and then wonder if those calorie count as you really didn't taste it...

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Iris Engler
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Depends how hungry and patient I am but yeah most of time I do hasafashahasha. Thanks for this word lol

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I totally just hashafashasha til I can chew it......especially if I’m really hungry or it’s my favorite food.......then I regret it later because of the burn marks in my mouth lol 😂

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I blow on it but still have to hashafashashasha because I didn't blow on it hard enough

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Eating and drinking food that is too hot can lead to esophageal cancer. Best to not do that one really.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

also works when you make awkward eye contact with strangers and don't want to be perceived as rude

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So often i buy things that will eventually be used like kitchen towels just to avoid this...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always put one foot in and one foot out. I remember reading it controlled the temperature of your body.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is almost like forgetting that the same thing was posted already

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