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Turns out, men's image of what women are like when nobody’s watching is often very far from the truth. Well, blame it on TV and social media, but the reality is often very different.

And how could one better learn about the little female quirks nobody knows about than actually living with them? “What's something you didn't realize that women did until you lived with them?”, someone asked on AskReddit, sparking more than 4k entertaining and honestly hilarious comments.

Scroll down through the most entertaining eureka moments from men who lived with women and had their understanding of the world challenged big time, and get ready to cringe. Are guys really that clueless, you may wonder?

#1

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Spend hours doing hair and make up and doesn't look all that different from when they started.

Also, don't ever say that . I learned the hard way .

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El muerto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but then they'll ask...and there is only one right answer. "omg you look perfect!" or meet the "death ray" stare

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I didnt realize women paid so much for bras until I got married and also ended up paying too much for bras as well.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When you date a girl and you come to her place, everything is always clean and organized, but once you live with her you learn that she is as much of a slob as you are.

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#4

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them That women have magically regenerating hair. Otherwise my girlfriend should be bald judging by the amount of hair she leaves around the apartment.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I never realized just how much blood comes out of a woman on her period until I walked in on a friend taking a shower...I honestly thought she was dying and bleeding out.

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah it's not just blood either. Lots of chunks/ clots too. It always made me laugh when on shows like CSI they would swab the tub drain, find blood and conclude it was murder. There is another really good explanation.

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#7

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When it's time for her to go to bed, it's actually time for us to go to bed.

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lots of women do this. I don't and have never understood why women think that the partners should go to bed when the women go to bed.

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#8

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women pee with a pressure hose.

I still get a little scared when I hear a girl have a good piss and it sounds like she's boring a hole through the toilet.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this guy standing behind doors listening women to pee? (Edit: i don't know what kind of doors you have in other countries but usually i cannot hear someone peeing unless the door is open...and i don't have a huge apartment)

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#9

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women use a lot of toilet paper, ALOT.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do we have to explain it again? Yes we pee and after we have to wipe and also we bleed!!! Helloooo!

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them My girlfriend of a year had naturally curly hair that she straightened every morning. Never had a clue.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them My girlfriends burps are far more powerful than mine. I beat her in farts however.

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#12

Take scalding hot showers. It's like the only use the cold knob has is to hold the body scrubber thing.

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#13

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them That decorative pillows are a thing. You carefully choose and purchase them just so you can spend the rest of your life pushing them out of the way, and occasionally cleaning them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the stuff, all the cute little useless stuff. that has a perfect place and can never be moved without approval. the pillows have sometimes more rights that you

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#14

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them It took me a while to figure out that pads are stuck onto the panties as opposed to right on the vagina!

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#15

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Get angry with me for what I did in her dream.

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#16

When I was growing up, my (single) mum would always tell me 'Make sure you put the toilet seat down, your future wife will thank me.'

Second year of uni, was in a house share with two guys (me and another), two girls. I was genuinely shocked that the girls didn't put the toilet seat down. (Okay, so it turns out that there is a difference between the 'seat' and the 'lid'.)

Still, I always put the seat lid down - apart from anything else, when you flush when you're wearing shorts, you realise just how much spray there is...

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what's the lid is there for and i don't get why this is not common knowledge!

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Sarah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Always put the lid down, whether sitting or standing for your business. This is a strong house hold rule. I had it growing up and my husband did too. Compabtaility!

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Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh boy. Just sit down peeing already. Men in other countries do it and don't feel their masculinity threatened by it. Problem solved.

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Melissa Powell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My husband was a USAF fighter pilot. When we married I was surprised to see he sat on the toilet when he peed. That was a very very good thing. No pee splattered everywhere.

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Amanda Trent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I raised 3 boys and never understood the whole "it's a guys responsibility to put the seat down" thing. Or...women can lift it up when they're done lol. I think everyone should put the lid down when they flush, that way no accidental fallings in or pee pees on the seat will happen lol

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LazyPanda
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's because it serves everyone. It's most logical. Everyone sits to poo (unless you're a squatter) and no one enjoys falling in the toilet or sitting your butt down on someone else's piss. In your situation being the only woman it may make more sense the other way around though

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AnnaBanana
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always put the lid down because one of my cats likes to play in the toilet.

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Honu
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always put the seat down, but I didn't make an issue out of it if other people didn't. Then I fostered kittens. They jump on anything, and they are still learning how to cat. Unless I wanted kittens in the toilet, the lid had to go down all the time.

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Craig Reynolds
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Want to see just how extensive that spray is, especially the splashback from peeing while standing? Take a high-powered UV (blacklight) lamp in the bathroom after dark with the door closed and all other lights off! Be prepared for it to look like you just entered a planetarium or CSI murder scene. Every bright spot, even the little glowing speckles on everything you touch is urine. I bet that at a minimum you won't be wanting to leave your toothbrush exposed to bathroom air anymore. Yeah, let that last part sink in for a bit...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the lid down, I dont want to pull it up especially if I have to go so badly I can barely hold it. Had to train husband not to because at night I would either feel around or sit on a closed lid.

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Tania Dubodiel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least put the lid down when you flush after pooping, unless you want fecal matter on your toothbrush.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HA! We used to have a sign up in my home that was just my three sons and I. It said "This is a predominately male household. Please leave the seat up!". Yes, full time single dad and fully aware of multiple nocturnal visits to the urinal.

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Claire
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always thought it a little unfair that woman get to decide the position of the seat, particularly if there are several boys. It's far easier to put down than lift up. I do prefer for the lid to be down when flushing. My main gripe with my husband is coming across an unflushed toilet (number 1, he always flushes number 2). Fortunately we were able to solve the problem by each having our own bathroom.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I never understand other women that complain that men leave the seat up. I would much rather a bloke leave the seat up, than didn't bother putting it up and then pissing all over the seat.

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Yoga Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also the cats will drink out of the toilet if you do not put the lid down...

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Naomi Cline
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I always close the lid thanks to myth busters!!! No one want floating poop particles!

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MonsterMum
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the old style high cistern toilets sprayed 'matter' everywhere but the modern design toilet not so much. With a modern toilet you can flush whilst sat on it and not get a wet bum!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Watch a video sometime when they show how much germs and bacteria get spread into the air when the lid is open...lands on nearby walls, counters, even your toothbrush if it's in range. 🤢

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So all that spray hits the underside of the lid and then you get it on your fingers when you have to lift the lid up. No thanks.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So...before flushing, you do not want to touch a dirty toilet seat after using that same toilet and wiping or holding your genitals because you don't intend on washing your hands, right there in the bathroom sink where soap and water is available? Not to mention all the urine and fecal droplets going everywhere, towels, toothbrush Wow, that's kinda nasty.

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Erik Granqvist
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Allways sit down when peeing. It splashes no matter what you think when standing up. If you do not believe me, try to work with cleaning for a while.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I will never understand for the life of me, as a woman, what all the fuss is about. Why argue over the seat up or down? When I lived with a male friend I always put the seat back UP when I was done. When our guy friends are here and they are frequenting the toilet in my bathroom I have no issues putting the seat back up for them when I'm done. Would it be easier for me if they would put the seat back down? Yeah. Is it THAT painful to take a second and put the damn thing down myself? Nope! I keep all three of the toilets in this house clean, so there's never any "unsightly" things lingering on them, and nobody's toothbrushes are near the toilets, so all is harmonious here in that department. Frankly I don't understand people that just go in and immediately sit down without getting a good look at their surroundings first.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you don't put the lid down when you flush, you get a 'bouquet' of germs in your bathroom air.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yup, shut that lid before flushing. You'd be amazed how much pee and fecal matter sprays out with the lid open

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Debbie Burton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep always put the lid down before flushing....too many germs escape

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Violet Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Everything that's in the toilet when you flush goes up into the air in tiny droplets. It's called aerosolisation and it is not your friend. Close the damn lid.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who flushes without putting the lid down likes brushing their teeth with s#|t

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Camilla Koutsos
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The lid should be down when you flush, but there's no reason the insist the seat be down if both sexes are equally represented in the household. I just leave the lid closed because the idea of a fly landing in the bowl, then flying into the kitchen and touching down makes my teeth itch.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg yes - the LID needs to be down before you flush. It sprays farther than you realize.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We had a rat-problem at a time, and the exterminater told us that rats can crawl up of the toilet. Since then, the lid is down every time!

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Robert Bailey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait. Does he pee with the lid down? Is that why he has so much spray?

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Lindsay Gonzales
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The toilet should always be flushed with the seat and the lid down...unless you want your toothbrush covered in toilet water....

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#17

Different grades of tampons are for heavy or lighter flows, I could figure that.

But apparently wearing a super flow for a week instead of changing out for multiple lights is a good way to give yourself a bit of the ole toxic shock.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, you can’t leave them in for more than ~8 hours. Nothing happens if you go a bit longer, but leaving one in for multiple days is definitely dangerous.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I still don't know what she does with that weird rock thing in the shower.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I was about 19 or 20 when I learned women wipe after they pee. It's not that it didn't make sense to me, I just never had a reason to even consider it as a thing. So I was quite dumbfounded when I saw it happen.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly I don't understand why men don't! Watching men's underwear always with a small stain of pee on them after the toilet it's not sexy at all!!

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Had no clue I loaded the dishwasher 'wrong.'

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can assure you this is not just something that annoys ladies.

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#21

I did not realize that women had to pluck the hair out on their nipples. I was shocked!

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#22

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I was ready for ‘decorative pillows’. I was ready for wall art.

I was NOT ready for bras everywhere the first time she did laundry after moving in.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm impressed she owns more than two bras. Those f*****s are insanely expensive.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When I first moved in with my girlfriend, I got yelled at for putting 'dirty' clothes with my clean ones. I was totally under the impression I could wear that shirt like two more times.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haven't you ever heard about "the chair"??? This is where you put the clothes that are too dirty to put in the closet and too clean to put for laundry!

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women shaving their bits. The first time I saw my girlfriend do this, I was immediately terrified, as if I knew a better way to do it.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them "You don't use those towels, they're for decoration"....For who??

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. My mother would go mad if I used the guest towel. The result is that I now find it almost impossible to use a guest towel when I'm a grown up guest in someone's house

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My wife poops 3 times a day and it only take like 30 sec! I poop once a day and it take a good 10 mins if not longer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Believe diet has a lot to do with this. For me cups of green tea is the difference between a 1 long session and multiple short sessions.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Bobby pins and hair everywhere, suppose I will be okay if fallout happens

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Maybe this is isolated, but how often she's in the bathroom for a pee. My mother and sister never had liquids run through them as quick as my fiance. Like, glass of water she has maybe an hour before needing to piss. It's tons of toilet paper and a bother on road trips.

Our roommate was also shocked that men "pee so loudly". I'm over 6 feet tall, I stand to pee, how the hell do you think I should pee silently?

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sitting? And not spraying the whole bathroom maybe? Especially when you are tall!

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Girls actually do that throw all your clothes on the bed thing that you see in sitcoms.

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I certainly don't but that may be because of the cats who immediately materialize to shed all over any clean clothes placed on the bed

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That my Sunday morning hangover after a big night out with the boys ( not a regular occurrence ) absolutely meant that the vacuuming had to be done throughout the house then and only then.

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