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Turns out, men's image of what women are like when nobody’s watching is often very far from the truth. Well, blame it on TV and social media, but the reality is often very different.

And how could one better learn about the little female quirks nobody knows about than actually living with them? “What's something you didn't realize that women did until you lived with them?”, someone asked on AskReddit, sparking more than 4k entertaining and honestly hilarious comments.

Scroll down through the most entertaining eureka moments from men who lived with women and had their understanding of the world challenged big time, and get ready to cringe. Are guys really that clueless, you may wonder?

#1

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Spend hours doing hair and make up and doesn't look all that different from when they started.

Also, don't ever say that . I learned the hard way .

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El muerto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but then they'll ask...and there is only one right answer. "omg you look perfect!" or meet the "death ray" stare

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I didnt realize women paid so much for bras until I got married and also ended up paying too much for bras as well.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When you date a girl and you come to her place, everything is always clean and organized, but once you live with her you learn that she is as much of a slob as you are.

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#4

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them That women have magically regenerating hair. Otherwise my girlfriend should be bald judging by the amount of hair she leaves around the apartment.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I never realized just how much blood comes out of a woman on her period until I walked in on a friend taking a shower...I honestly thought she was dying and bleeding out.

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah it's not just blood either. Lots of chunks/ clots too. It always made me laugh when on shows like CSI they would swab the tub drain, find blood and conclude it was murder. There is another really good explanation.

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#7

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When it's time for her to go to bed, it's actually time for us to go to bed.

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lots of women do this. I don't and have never understood why women think that the partners should go to bed when the women go to bed.

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#8

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women pee with a pressure hose.

I still get a little scared when I hear a girl have a good piss and it sounds like she's boring a hole through the toilet.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this guy standing behind doors listening women to pee? (Edit: i don't know what kind of doors you have in other countries but usually i cannot hear someone peeing unless the door is open...and i don't have a huge apartment)

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#9

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women use a lot of toilet paper, ALOT.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do we have to explain it again? Yes we pee and after we have to wipe and also we bleed!!! Helloooo!

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#10

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them My girlfriend of a year had naturally curly hair that she straightened every morning. Never had a clue.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them My girlfriends burps are far more powerful than mine. I beat her in farts however.

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#12

Take scalding hot showers. It's like the only use the cold knob has is to hold the body scrubber thing.

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#13

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them That decorative pillows are a thing. You carefully choose and purchase them just so you can spend the rest of your life pushing them out of the way, and occasionally cleaning them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the stuff, all the cute little useless stuff. that has a perfect place and can never be moved without approval. the pillows have sometimes more rights that you

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#14

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them It took me a while to figure out that pads are stuck onto the panties as opposed to right on the vagina!

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#15

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Get angry with me for what I did in her dream.

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#16

When I was growing up, my (single) mum would always tell me 'Make sure you put the toilet seat down, your future wife will thank me.'

Second year of uni, was in a house share with two guys (me and another), two girls. I was genuinely shocked that the girls didn't put the toilet seat down. (Okay, so it turns out that there is a difference between the 'seat' and the 'lid'.)

Still, I always put the seat lid down - apart from anything else, when you flush when you're wearing shorts, you realise just how much spray there is...

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what's the lid is there for and i don't get why this is not common knowledge!

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#17

Different grades of tampons are for heavy or lighter flows, I could figure that.

But apparently wearing a super flow for a week instead of changing out for multiple lights is a good way to give yourself a bit of the ole toxic shock.

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Julie C Rose
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, you can’t leave them in for more than ~8 hours. Nothing happens if you go a bit longer, but leaving one in for multiple days is definitely dangerous.

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#18

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I still don't know what she does with that weird rock thing in the shower.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I was about 19 or 20 when I learned women wipe after they pee. It's not that it didn't make sense to me, I just never had a reason to even consider it as a thing. So I was quite dumbfounded when I saw it happen.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly I don't understand why men don't! Watching men's underwear always with a small stain of pee on them after the toilet it's not sexy at all!!

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#20

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Had no clue I loaded the dishwasher 'wrong.'

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can assure you this is not just something that annoys ladies.

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad has forbidden anyone else from stacking the dishwasher. We all apparently do it wrong XD

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marianne eliza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've never understood how any adult can think that the water sprayer in the dishwasher could reach things stacked like in a cupboard or drawer. Or how they expect a right-side up glass to be empty after the cycle. And if it's plastic, top rack please, away from the heating coils.

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Tim
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"EVERYONE loads the dishwasher incorrectly. Except me, of course." - Everyone

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Philly Bob Squires
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm the one who loads the dishwasher like a tetris champ. She can't fit 3 cat bowls and a dinner plate into one.

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Bob Belcher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is part of the reason people get divorced. Don't focus on the fact that it was done differently than the way you do it. Focus on the fact that the other person is trying to get it done and help. Of course, if there's still food stuck to the plates and stuff, coach them on hiw to improve so they won't have to waste time doing the same load of dishes again. Be caring and helpful, not rude and combative.

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KMill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you clean something for me so that I don’t have to, then however you do it isn’t ‘wrong’!

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WilvanderHeijden
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see from here that the dishes are stacked with the wrong side up and that blue cup should have been at the back of the rack with the logo facing the other way.

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Gregg Long
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh women do this too. My girlfriend loads the dishwasher like a drunken sailor. I can get twice the dishes in it that she can. I loaded the dishwasher once at her house (including like a week's worth of dishes from the sink) and turned it on and she came in and was like - What happened to the dishes? She was convinced that they were all going to come out not cleaned right because there was no way they had all fit in the dishwasher. Now when she is doing dishes she makes me leave the kitchen because she says she can feel me silently watching her and judging her loading skills.

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Luna
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe it's not necessarily "wrong", just another way to optimizing all the space 😅 I'm just thankful dishes get placed in the dishwasher instead of sitting on the sink.

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Rastilian
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Load them QUICK load them RIGHT so no soup ladle blocks the sprayer or you'll have twelve sweet grannies and three grumpy grans miss their dinner. man here

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Thomas Norris
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol; my wife loads the dishes backwards instead of starting from the right she starts from the left which causes the plates to lean into each other. It maybe my OCD or the reason she doesn’t understand my logic

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Ashley Dopp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, it's reverse in my house. I'm the dishwasher spaz. My husband is way better and I prefer him to do it so things get washed properly.

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Amy Jo Buchanan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely! I hate when people don't rinse their dishes off well enough before sticking them in the dishwasher. that's one of my biggest pet peeves!

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Steven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dishwashers should come with advice about how to avoid conflict about their use !

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Callie Dryer
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There’s an art to loading the dishwasher correctly, do it wrong and you’ll break something or worse, dishes won’t get cleaned properly

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Linda Ellis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If someone wants to do the dishes for me, they can put them in anyway they want.

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Unnamed Hooman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

??? Huh? Here are my steps to how I load the dishwasher: 1, pick up a dirty plate. 2, stand back about 12 steps. 3, Throw plate into dishwasher.

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Londo Cotto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

See . . .I was right: dishwashers, towels, stacking dishes and even WASHING dishes . . . .there's your way and then there's the PROPER way and definitely not what you have been doing all your life.

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Les Izmore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yea, I load the dishwasher following the manufacturers instructions and my wife empties it and reloads it

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Mick Kirk
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just load them so the water can circulate. If you let your silverware all nestle inside each other, it's not coming clean.

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Jason Wieczorek
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, my boyfriend loads it friggin’ wrong every time. Just throw everything in there and half of it won’t get clean because you block the sprayer

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JensenDK
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At our house it is the man who is the only person who can fill it 'right'. He moves things around after I've filled it. Sigh.

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DogMom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Apparently I’m the one that does it “wrong”. I can’t even argue. I do just kinda throw the dishes in there

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Chich
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I apparatley hang out washig on the line 'wrong'. Like WTF?

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A Head
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the way my wife loads the dishwasher, but I've learned t lt it go. Don't even ask me about how the kids do it.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have slight OCD about our dishwasher. What really grinds my gears is when my wife's sister puts plates in at an angle when she visits

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It took a year for my Asian gf to use it for more than just a drying rack.

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#21

I did not realize that women had to pluck the hair out on their nipples. I was shocked!

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I was ready for ‘decorative pillows’. I was ready for wall art.

I was NOT ready for bras everywhere the first time she did laundry after moving in.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm impressed she owns more than two bras. Those f*****s are insanely expensive.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When I first moved in with my girlfriend, I got yelled at for putting 'dirty' clothes with my clean ones. I was totally under the impression I could wear that shirt like two more times.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haven't you ever heard about "the chair"??? This is where you put the clothes that are too dirty to put in the closet and too clean to put for laundry!

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women shaving their bits. The first time I saw my girlfriend do this, I was immediately terrified, as if I knew a better way to do it.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them "You don't use those towels, they're for decoration"....For who??

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. My mother would go mad if I used the guest towel. The result is that I now find it almost impossible to use a guest towel when I'm a grown up guest in someone's house

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#26

My wife poops 3 times a day and it only take like 30 sec! I poop once a day and it take a good 10 mins if not longer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Believe diet has a lot to do with this. For me cups of green tea is the difference between a 1 long session and multiple short sessions.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Bobby pins and hair everywhere, suppose I will be okay if fallout happens

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#28

Maybe this is isolated, but how often she's in the bathroom for a pee. My mother and sister never had liquids run through them as quick as my fiance. Like, glass of water she has maybe an hour before needing to piss. It's tons of toilet paper and a bother on road trips.

Our roommate was also shocked that men "pee so loudly". I'm over 6 feet tall, I stand to pee, how the hell do you think I should pee silently?

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sitting? And not spraying the whole bathroom maybe? Especially when you are tall!

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Girls actually do that throw all your clothes on the bed thing that you see in sitcoms.

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I certainly don't but that may be because of the cats who immediately materialize to shed all over any clean clothes placed on the bed

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#30

That my Sunday morning hangover after a big night out with the boys ( not a regular occurrence ) absolutely meant that the vacuuming had to be done throughout the house then and only then.

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