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Turns out, men's image of what women are like when nobody’s watching is often very far from the truth. Well, blame it on TV and social media, but the reality is often very different.

And how could one better learn about the little female quirks nobody knows about than actually living with them? “What's something you didn't realize that women did until you lived with them?”, someone asked on AskReddit, sparking more than 4k entertaining and honestly hilarious comments.

Scroll down through the most entertaining eureka moments from men who lived with women and had their understanding of the world challenged big time, and get ready to cringe. Are guys really that clueless, you may wonder?

#1

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Spend hours doing hair and make up and doesn't look all that different from when they started.

Also, don't ever say that . I learned the hard way .

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El muerto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

but then they'll ask...and there is only one right answer. "omg you look perfect!" or meet the "death ray" stare

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I didnt realize women paid so much for bras until I got married and also ended up paying too much for bras as well.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When you date a girl and you come to her place, everything is always clean and organized, but once you live with her you learn that she is as much of a slob as you are.

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#4

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them That women have magically regenerating hair. Otherwise my girlfriend should be bald judging by the amount of hair she leaves around the apartment.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I never realized just how much blood comes out of a woman on her period until I walked in on a friend taking a shower...I honestly thought she was dying and bleeding out.

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah it's not just blood either. Lots of chunks/ clots too. It always made me laugh when on shows like CSI they would swab the tub drain, find blood and conclude it was murder. There is another really good explanation.

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#7

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When it's time for her to go to bed, it's actually time for us to go to bed.

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lots of women do this. I don't and have never understood why women think that the partners should go to bed when the women go to bed.

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#8

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women pee with a pressure hose.

I still get a little scared when I hear a girl have a good piss and it sounds like she's boring a hole through the toilet.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this guy standing behind doors listening women to pee? (Edit: i don't know what kind of doors you have in other countries but usually i cannot hear someone peeing unless the door is open...and i don't have a huge apartment)

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#9

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women use a lot of toilet paper, ALOT.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do we have to explain it again? Yes we pee and after we have to wipe and also we bleed!!! Helloooo!

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#10

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them My girlfriend of a year had naturally curly hair that she straightened every morning. Never had a clue.

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#11

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them My girlfriends burps are far more powerful than mine. I beat her in farts however.

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#12

Take scalding hot showers. It's like the only use the cold knob has is to hold the body scrubber thing.

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#13

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them That decorative pillows are a thing. You carefully choose and purchase them just so you can spend the rest of your life pushing them out of the way, and occasionally cleaning them.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the stuff, all the cute little useless stuff. that has a perfect place and can never be moved without approval. the pillows have sometimes more rights that you

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#14

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them It took me a while to figure out that pads are stuck onto the panties as opposed to right on the vagina!

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#15

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Get angry with me for what I did in her dream.

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#16

When I was growing up, my (single) mum would always tell me 'Make sure you put the toilet seat down, your future wife will thank me.'

Second year of uni, was in a house share with two guys (me and another), two girls. I was genuinely shocked that the girls didn't put the toilet seat down. (Okay, so it turns out that there is a difference between the 'seat' and the 'lid'.)

Still, I always put the seat lid down - apart from anything else, when you flush when you're wearing shorts, you realise just how much spray there is...

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what's the lid is there for and i don't get why this is not common knowledge!

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#17

Different grades of tampons are for heavy or lighter flows, I could figure that.

But apparently wearing a super flow for a week instead of changing out for multiple lights is a good way to give yourself a bit of the ole toxic shock.

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Julie C Rose
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, you can’t leave them in for more than ~8 hours. Nothing happens if you go a bit longer, but leaving one in for multiple days is definitely dangerous.

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#18

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I still don't know what she does with that weird rock thing in the shower.

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30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I was about 19 or 20 when I learned women wipe after they pee. It's not that it didn't make sense to me, I just never had a reason to even consider it as a thing. So I was quite dumbfounded when I saw it happen.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly I don't understand why men don't! Watching men's underwear always with a small stain of pee on them after the toilet it's not sexy at all!!

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#20

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Had no clue I loaded the dishwasher 'wrong.'

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KJ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can assure you this is not just something that annoys ladies.

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#21

I did not realize that women had to pluck the hair out on their nipples. I was shocked!

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#22

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them I was ready for ‘decorative pillows’. I was ready for wall art.

I was NOT ready for bras everywhere the first time she did laundry after moving in.

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm impressed she owns more than two bras. Those f*****s are insanely expensive.

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#23

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them When I first moved in with my girlfriend, I got yelled at for putting 'dirty' clothes with my clean ones. I was totally under the impression I could wear that shirt like two more times.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haven't you ever heard about "the chair"??? This is where you put the clothes that are too dirty to put in the closet and too clean to put for laundry!

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#24

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Women shaving their bits. The first time I saw my girlfriend do this, I was immediately terrified, as if I knew a better way to do it.

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#25

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them "You don't use those towels, they're for decoration"....For who??

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. My mother would go mad if I used the guest towel. The result is that I now find it almost impossible to use a guest towel when I'm a grown up guest in someone's house

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#26

My wife poops 3 times a day and it only take like 30 sec! I poop once a day and it take a good 10 mins if not longer.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Believe diet has a lot to do with this. For me cups of green tea is the difference between a 1 long session and multiple short sessions.

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#27

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Bobby pins and hair everywhere, suppose I will be okay if fallout happens

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#28

Maybe this is isolated, but how often she's in the bathroom for a pee. My mother and sister never had liquids run through them as quick as my fiance. Like, glass of water she has maybe an hour before needing to piss. It's tons of toilet paper and a bother on road trips.

Our roommate was also shocked that men "pee so loudly". I'm over 6 feet tall, I stand to pee, how the hell do you think I should pee silently?

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sitting? And not spraying the whole bathroom maybe? Especially when you are tall!

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Asa Watcher
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aim for the side of the bowl instead of directly into the water. I learned that as a child.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Standing while peeing seems so feral. Just sit, like a civilized person, and stop getting piss drops all over the floor.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got into the habit of sitting to pee when I worked as cook and wore an apron. It was also a time for a quick smoke and it's nearly impossible to smoke a cigarette, hold your apron out of the way, and aim your stream all at the same time. Over time it became my standard method when I realized it was more sanitary.

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Turtle42
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A gentleman sits when he pees. The toilet isn't a urinal. And god forbid you don't put the seat down afterwards.

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DarkAngelNic
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A female urethra is way shorter than a male's so we feel the need to pee so much more.

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Andy Acceber
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was surprised at how loudly one of my roommates was peeing. F****r wasn't closing the bathroom door. *facepalm*

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Debbie Comrie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sit to pee!! And you don’t have to clean up piss spray all over the toilet the walls and the floor!!!!! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am like this myself. I used to avoid drinking water because of this or try holding it in for an extra hour because I wanted to exercise my bladder. It's terrible.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My wife is the opposite, she can go hours without having to pee. Me I go at least every hour.

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Craig Reynolds
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3 weeks ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Try sitting. It's cleaner and quieter and no one will know. Bonus: You never have to turn the light on at night and if you're drunk you won't have to worry about peeing all over the place or falling down while peeing.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only woman.., my boyfriend goes and 5 mins later he can go again., its kinda annoying when we go out. Maybe their bladder is weaker or smaller. 🤷‍♀️

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Have you ever heard of an overactive bladder? Perhaps, she has one. If SHE is inconvenienced by it, a doctor can prescribe medication for it.

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My O My
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep! Wait til she's pregnant...at least with me it got even worse

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Neill Powell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah and mine has a small bladder and it's ALWAYS "I gotta go NOW" and it always seems she makes it just in time from the Pressure-washer sounds I hear. Can women not feel the "tank filling up". It always nothing and then DEFCON 5-LEVEL emergency-pee requirement.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

coffee addict here .... I swear, the moment I take a sip, I'm in the bathroom. Every time.

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Camilla Koutsos
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The more you empty it, the smaller it gets. She's not doing herself any favours. If she spent a while holding on a bit she'd find she doesn't feel she needs to go as often.

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not actually true. That's a myth. Perhaps holding it makes the muscles work harder, but also contributes to UTIs.

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#29

30 Men Give Honest Answers To What They Didn't Know About Women Until They Started Living With Them Girls actually do that throw all your clothes on the bed thing that you see in sitcoms.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I certainly don't but that may be because of the cats who immediately materialize to shed all over any clean clothes placed on the bed

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That my Sunday morning hangover after a big night out with the boys ( not a regular occurrence ) absolutely meant that the vacuuming had to be done throughout the house then and only then.

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