Do you like to eat bagel seeds covered in cereal sauce for breakfast? Perhaps you wish to quench your thirst with a nice cold glass of snowman blood? Or maybe you've marveled at the majestic grace of the animal known as the sea flap flap? You're probably shaking your head right now, but the chances are that you've done at least one of these three things at some point in your life, just didn't know the correct names for them.

Don't worry; we haven't gone mad. Scroll down to see the funny names that we have in mind. The funny (and more than a little bizarre) descriptional and clever puns about everyday things come courtesy of @CorrectNames, a hilarious twitter account by Mark Dempsey that attributes hilarious names to everything from fruit and animals (dicknose monkey anyone?) to clothing and body parts. Which one of these best/worst names do you like the most? Let us know in the comments below, and don't forget to vote for the funniest puns!

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Aunt Messy
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3 years ago

"Squid Squad" is the best idea for a band name I've heard in ages.

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Usernameofgag
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3 years ago

Sea panda!!!

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Sourav Sahoo
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3 years ago

"In cold blood..."

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Ironcat_xox
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3 years ago

That's so funny and adorable at the same time!!

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I❤️My cat
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3 years ago

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First

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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3 years ago

More of a inmate mule

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Hans
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3 years ago

This is clever!

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Charm Valenzuela
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3 years ago

finally a fountain that spits lava

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Hans
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3 years ago

You say that unless you ralize these arms can be used to punch you!

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

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steve Irwin killer

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

More like a smelly or stinky squirrel

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

Nearly spit out my coffee. Imagine going grocery shopping with your kids...

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Nadya
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3 years ago

You shall not meee-eee-eee!

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KK
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3 years ago

SLAY THOSE CURVES GURRRRLLL

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Nuniek Widiayani
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3 years ago

Aww

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Hans
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3 years ago

What a stupid stock photo. How would what you see in the glass have fit the bottle before?

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

Also known as Hairy *screams*

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Nuniek Widiayani
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3 years ago

Hahaha..

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Simona Pascariu
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3 years ago

:))

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Miriam L
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3 years ago

This is epic

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

And if you're at the beach eating, this Beach Chicken shall be named Mean Beach Chicken, because it'll come at you until it got your food.

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Alberto Curutchet
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3 years ago

Pen

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TC
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3 years ago

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"Former Chicken"

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MagicalUnicorn
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3 years ago

i love it :D

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TC
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3 years ago

It cannot be a cycle since it has no wheeles. It could be a Water Speedseat...

ADHORTATOR
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3 years ago

Water Speedseat - great!

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Michelle Lynn
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3 years ago

I literally snorted out loud on boatercycle!!

lucas the spider fangirl
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1 year ago

nah its fine how it is

PokemonMasterCam
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2 years ago

Funny! Punny!!!!!!!! :D

Vanessa Everett
Community Member
3 years ago

A water scooter

LoneWolfie
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3 years ago

Lol!! Boatercycle

Dylan Russel Omaga
Community Member
3 years ago

ScooterBoat

Jilltdcatlady
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3 years ago

Water rocket.

Johanna
Community Member
3 years ago

Leaf-blower of the Sea

TaT Okada
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3 years ago

Boatycle

Kelly Johnson
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3 years ago

Boatped?

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Victoria Swire
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3 years ago

🐔🐓🐔🐓🐔🐓🐔🐓🐔🐔🐓

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

crushed and moisterised wheat

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

At least they're big enough for you to see and avoid stepping on...

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

is it Energy star?

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biruk kuma
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3 years ago

bhahahahah

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TC
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3 years ago

Stiff horse spinner

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

divorcee bed

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N G
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3 years ago

No need to harp on about it

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Nuniek Widiayani
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3 years ago

There should be a web too

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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3 years ago

Whenever I drop something I use my feet to pick that up just like my hands so I kind of agree with this one

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Kelly Johnson
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3 years ago

Anti-boat

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TC
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3 years ago

Armoured ant eater

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Christina Waide
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3 years ago

But that doesn't match b/c "trip advisor" would presumably advise you as to how to avoid tripping or how to trip. An injury lawyer avenges your trip/injury.

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Sourav Sahoo
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3 years ago

Add 'biodegradable'

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TC
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3 years ago

Smashed nose shark...

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Caspar David Dzikus
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3 years ago

The northern giraffe's scientific name is "Giraffa camelopardalis camelopardalis" and means camel-leopard.

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Hans
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3 years ago

Was is there before the chicken?

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Claire Kidd
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3 years ago

There's no patches on it. I wouldn't call it a Panda.

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

can't find anything better than that

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Nuniek Widiayani
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3 years ago

Hahaha.. its getting sillier and sillier. is there word "sillier"

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TC
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3 years ago

Ex-dino

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Vlad Horobet
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3 years ago

I just like how there are so many animals called "cow something" and when it gets to the cow they're like..."nope, that's a milk horse". Can't wait to find the horse name thingie.

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Vlad Horobet
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3 years ago

hentai much?

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Hans
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3 years ago

Barcode Horse, ratther, isn't it?

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Naima Ivansdóttir
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3 years ago

capri pants = long short shorts

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Hisseefit
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3 years ago

Perfect name

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Jade Lorreni💜💙
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3 years ago

Sex whistle?????

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Vlad Horobet
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3 years ago

So the windows are house eyes.

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Cat Meow
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3 years ago

In German slugs are indeed called Nacktschnecke (naked snail).

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Kjorn
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3 years ago

cold fish

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Daria B
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3 years ago

Sea scorpion.

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TC
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3 years ago

Short future

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lasagna's underrated
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3 years ago

om nom nom

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coffee zombie
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3 years ago

Laughed till I realised what the shoe is now...

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Jade Lorreni💜💙
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3 years ago

Hehehe

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Vlad Horobet
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3 years ago

Here it is...not disappointed, well done.

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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3 years ago

Dare you to eat it like one.

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Chris Clinesmith
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3 years ago

Dirt Squirrel

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darknessIsMyOutfit
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3 years ago

That concept is just nasty I wouldn't want to know how many germs are swimming in an actual jacuzzi

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Zal Slowix
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3 years ago

potato shaver

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Phemonoe 153
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3 years ago

Meat blankets

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Nuniek Widiayani
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3 years ago

Noooope

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