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We all know very well that things in this world tend to backfire. Call it a law of nature, a frequent twist of fate, or destiny. “Look who’s laughing now” is a phenomenon that has happened to virtually every one of us, and no matter what you do, it repeats again and again, and again.

The Reddit community “There Was An Attempt” is dedicated to precisely the comic absurdity of all the attempts in life that went against the plan, or turned in the wrong direction. Created in August 2015, the subreddit now has 1.9m members that are not immune to the funny attempts that “were there.”

“People enjoy the slapstick comedy of it. At the end of the day, everyone is laughing,” the subreddit’s moderator told Bored Panda in the interview that you can read in full below. And now we leave the stage to the ensued hilarity.

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Bored Panda spoke to redditor u/F4T4-M0RG4N4, the moderator of the r/ThereWasAnAttempt subreddit, who said that the community has evolved a lot since it was created 5 years ago.

“When I first joined the team, it was mostly a screenshot sub. A few months back, there was some drama about how there were only three mods who ran the subreddit (which at the time had around a million members).” As a result, they invited more people to join the moderator team and removed the screenshot posts.

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For those who’re wondering what, precisely, “there was an attempt” refers to, u/F4T4-M0RG4N4 explained that it’s basically about “someone attempting something but ultimately failing.”

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Conceptually, it’s similar to “if someone tried jumping off a trampoline into a pool but when they tried to jump, the trampoline tore. In that case, you could say, 'Well... there was an attempt, at least' and that’s where our subreddit comes into play.”

The posts are mainly about “some people having a dumb idea, trying out that idea, and failing.” This misery is what makes it so funny. 

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is just adorable 🤣 Also: why would you think a cat would get out of a box?

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Today, the moderator team only allows video submissions and cross-posts, “which are posts that were in one subreddit but were reposted to another (kind of like retweeting.” This format works better for r/ThereWasAnAttempt, since screenshots can more easily become reposts, for one.

Especially when there’s one similar subreddit that’s specifically for social media clapbacks and comebacks, but its content mainly features screenshots.When it comes to their 1.9 million member count, the moderator said that “I don’t think we have the exact same post frequency as, say, a meme subreddit.”

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Partly, it’s because it isn’t easy to repost something from r/ThereWasAnAttempt. “I could probably look at the new section for r/memes and see quite a few frequent reposts.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Having Voldemort trying to kill him at every opportunity finally took its toll on Harry Potter'

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he realised it. If you can't laugh at yourself, you're doomed.😁

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you got a tiny Voldemort in your womb, abortion might not be the worst idea.

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Hello it Smee
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when he flooded the earth, you know the whole Ark thing.

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KombatBunni
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think you mean ark..and let’s not forget about Sodom and Gomorrah..

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Radek Suski
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Most Christians never read the bible by themselves. Reading it is pretty straight way to becoming an atheist

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James F. Wilson Jr.
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this the same God that let 6.5 million Jews die because he didn't give Hitler a heart attact ?

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Aaron Dettmer
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Good point. Life on Earth can be boiled down to, "That guy was evil! Why didn't God kill him!"

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CatWoman312
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when Hitler existed and killed millions of innocent Jews, his people, and he just sat back and did NOTHING.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not sure why this was downvoted when demonstrably we know that there was no divine intervention during the Holocaust.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yahweh has a WAY HIGHER kill count than Lucifer. Lucifer tricked like one person and set up Job (or someone) because whiny baby Yahweh wanted to go into competition with him. Other than that, Lucifer is pretty decent through the entire story while Yahweh acts like a straight up psycho immoral bîtch.

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Marcia Cash
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a Buddhist, we believe in reincarnation. If you won't adopt those unwanted babies yourself, don't deny me the right to give it another chance at reincarnation. We have freedom FROM religion in this country.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

(1) How many of those unwanted babies are you going to adopt? (2) If your logic is the fetus is a living human and abortion is a killing said human, why do you think aborted fetuses will not be reincarnated?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God is a very uneven writer. Sometimes he writes compelling chapters like the apocalypse, often tedious, occasionally contradictory like genesis, and then there's these WTF episodes like the cited Kings.

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TheSneakyNinja
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those were written by people. God's words are contained in them, but it's also a record of other things as well.

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Ben Garfath
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I just read 2 Kings 2:20 through 2:27. Who wrote this...drivel? I mean, really?!? Bears?? Forty two kids???!?

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Karen Klinck
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It was one of the profits (don't ask me which one, 'cause I don't care) and the kids were making fun of him. And yes, bears.

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Joe Reaves
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well he planned the life and execution of his own son apparently so...

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Shelley Kapach
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Christians pick and choose bible verses to suit their needs. Doesn’t have to be consistent I guess.

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And so do you, bitch. You choose the ones that make Christianity look bad. So if you want to be a f*****g Satan-worshiper then go for it

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If abortion is murder, then what about miscarriages? God would be the perp in that case.

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Luuta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lmfao!! The Bible can be made to prop up anybody's opinion, however stupid or contradictory.

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Zophra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree... if he can make the universe... this is the best plan he has for redemption? Creativity went downhill fast.

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Karen Klinck
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when they call miscarriage 'spontaneous abortion'. The biggest abortionist *is* God.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or when he sent the angel of death to kill all the first born in Egypt.... or sent the angels to destroy sodom and gomorrah, or knock down the walls of Jericho...

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Read up on New Testament pal. Focus on the parts when he said he wouldn't be doing that again

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John Shannon
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nice of him to stop the sun so the army could go on killing women and children on overtime

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Nikki Sevven
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the several times he ripped open the bellies of pregnant women. To which a Christian might reply, "Well, they weren't Christian." Oh really? I thought your god created all humans?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole concept of God or gods is human...... in the beginning we created God.

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He created you, thank you very much. WAKE UP PEOPLE, EXPLOSIONS DESTROY, NOT CREATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

or the death of "his" son.... God is just an imaginary friend for adults

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Leo Petipas
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or large scale homocidal maniac flooding of the earth killing men, women, children, critters...

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah dude. People love their puppies and their kittens. How could any christian be ok with a god that flooded a world and presumably killed every puppy and kitten on earth? That's a level of evil and malevolence I can not even comprehend. And they claim that their god is all-good, and all-powerful. If he can do anything, why not turn the "bad" people good, or just make the bad people disappear? If he can do anything, why can't he come down to earth and teach the bad people to be good? I know some good teachers that have helped bad children and people. Are they more competent than god? Yes.

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Martha Higgins
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny how selective people can be about what parts of the Bible they believe.

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Steve Cruz
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Then there's the story where god instructed Abraham to prove his devotion by sacrificing his son Isaac.

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Birma Gustafsson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How about miscarriages? Natures' very own abortion? That should be god doing it, right? So your god really do have massmurder on fetuses on "his" conscious anyway - who are you to think "he" is against abortions??

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The God of the old testament was especially prone to zapping people either individually or in groups. People who quote the bible should have at the very least read it.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Planning murders is one of the things Abrahamic god does best!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd prefer to believe God doesn't have a plan or even exists. Horrible things have happened in my life. I would rather think that things happen and that no one would do that to any living individual.

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Gloria J Williams
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There isn't a person alive today that knows God's Plan so please stop the BS

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Ashley Wright
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can’t forget how Moses parted the Red Sea. LOL #yeahright 😂

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or the plagues, or the Ark, or Sodom and Gomorrah, or HOW HE SACRIFICED HIS OWN FREAKING SON ect...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He sacrificed himself on Earth so that we may have eternal life. If you don't want to believe in Christianity, fine. But do us a favor and get it right

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Chloe Drury
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

FOR REAL! Catholics can be such hypocrites! They give god credit for everything good, but for everything BAD it’s OUR fault.

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4 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry to destroy this prolifer's or something but..There songs and ways to abort a baby(in bible) And what about when he killed(he actually knew that will happen so he did nothing)hundreds of babies until the age of 5 for his son(Jesus) and for the one who will free his people(Moses)and they were called "the ones who witnessed" I'm not a Christian I'm a lovely Nyx follower but my father is a strict Christian so I know some things

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4 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or..you know..when his son and when Moses was born?All these babies that were only at least 5? That was a planned murder since they were "the ones who witnessed Messiah/the one who will free his people"? I'm not Christian in fact I serve an Olympian God as a witch But my father is a strict Christian

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or that part where he murdered innocent animals, the entire family of a good man, gave him awful diseases just cause Satan was like: "Yeah but what if-" and God was like: "nu-uh! Hold my beer I'll show you."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Isaiah is a good one. God even sent unicorns to kill people in his name... That's hard core. 34:7 And the unicorns shall come down with them, and the bullocks with the bulls; and their land shall be soaked with blood, and their dust made fat with fatness.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I suppose the fact that the bible was written a couple of century’s after the crucifixion events makes no difference to people.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YOO I LEARNED ABOUT THAT, THAT'S ACTUALLY IN THE OLD TESTIMENT

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jonintokyo
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or when he had his own son murdered to atone for the sins of man...? “For (Christians) the death [read: murder] of Jesus was part of a DIVINE PLAN to save humanity. The death and resurrection of this one man is at the very heart of the Christian faith. For Christians it is through Jesus's [murder] that people's broken relationship with God is restored. This is known as the Atonement.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is a verse in the bible that says "Judas went and hanged himself." There is another that says "Go ye thou and do likewise..." so, yeah, you can take any parts you want.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

he killed half of his "chosen" people because they were complaining of being hungry and tired

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Or even the Miracle at Malta where he took out the "enemy" with meteorites...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In that case does it mean he planned for people to be rapists and s. K.?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the theology runs like this: Humans know good from evil, and our ability to choose either God's path (plan) or our own effects our lives and those around us. Often our loved ones suffer with us with the consequences of our bad decisions.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Lord visits the iniquity of the fathers on the children and the children’s children, to the third and the fourth generation. (Exodus 34:6-7 = Deuteronomy 5:8-10). Truth Monster, would you think it's right to be punished for something your great grandfather did? Did you even know your great grandfather personally? To punish someone for the crimes of their grandfather is disgusting and it's not just. That's an evil that Kim Jong Un commits in North Korea. When he punishes peoples' family members for their crimes, we know that is a human rights violation and it's abhorrent. You are a truly disgusting, despicable person to stand up for this inhumane treatment. It astounds me that you could be so f-u-c-king disgusting to defend this. God condones slavery in the bible too. Do you make excuses for slavery too? You sick s-h-i-t!

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Terd Fergison
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If god can do anything, why not just make the bad people disappear? Why flood a world and kill every puppy, every kitten, every baby, etc. through torturous drowning? That's f-u-c-king disgusting. That is a malevolence and evil that I can't even comprehend. If god can do anything, why not come down and teach the bad people to be good? I know some teachers that have helped bad children and people. Are they more competent than god? Yes. If your children aren't listening, you just drown them? No. You sick f-u-c-k, you would get arrested for that. We recognize that as evil.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God did these things to rid the world of evil. He sent the ten plagues to punish the Pharaoh for not letting the Israelites go. He killed all first born of the Egyptians as punishment. And He destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah for raping his angels. You might want to read some more of the Bible before you start dissing God and naming all the 'bad' things He has done. Is it not at least better than Satan, or do you worship him instead? Get all the information.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If pharaoh did something wrong, punish pharaoh himself. Instead god chose to kill first born sons. Some must have been toddlers and infants. You are making excuses for a baby murderer. In the flood story: People love their puppies and their kittens. How could any christian be ok with a god that flooded a world and presumably killed every puppy and kitten on earth? That's a level of evil and malevolence I can not even comprehend. And they claim that their god is all-good, and all-powerful. If he can do anything, why not turn the "bad" people good, or just make the bad people disappear? If he can do anything, why can't he come down to earth and teach the bad people to be good? I know some good teachers that have helped bad children and people. Are they more competent than god? Yes.

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If you condem everybody and everything, it still comes down to one fact , did you or did you not end the life of a child?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Abortion isn’t killing a child. A child by definition is someone from the age of birth to teenager.

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Abortion is a lot simpler than that. It's a human life. Humans shouldn't kill other humans.

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And that is why there is the old testament and the new testament, knowing the diff will really help u out.

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But, isn’t jesus part of the god of the Old Testament that tortured and killed people and committed genocides? You don’t get jesus without this torturous monster Old Testament god. You don’t get to just dismiss it. Jesus said that he loved the old laws and to not forget one jot or tittle of it.

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Hey aj B: People have free will. He didn't plan people to murder others' first born sons. Those were done out of free will.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am proudly a Muslim just like a Christian proudly a Christian and also like an atheist who is proudly an atheist!!!!!!! It's our believe when people think about freedom of speech, they forget about hurting other people's religion, but when we stand for our rights we are themed as paranoid. Just leave us alone, stop looking for trouble which you wouldn't get and exercise Human Rights fairly not partially degrading other people's religion. I quote everyone is different yet you try to make everyone the same religion, race, tribe all " Differences matters, yet that makes us who we are, denying our differences is denying the truth " I am A PROUD MUSLIM, it's me not you allow me to practice my religion in peace and stop popnosing on my affairs, everyone deserves right to religion just as u think!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flawless! And you should be able to make a audio contact with other people in real time so you can tell them, instead of typing a message for them.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But actually this is a technique I used in customer service. For example when you put a customer on hold to go get more info, you ask them if they’re happy to wait. When you get back you thank them for waiting. If you say “sorry for the wait” it suggests you did something wrong, when really you were just doing your job. It leaves a different impression on the customer and genuinely impacts satisfaction.

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To Prove How Unfashionable These Jeans Were

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I never realized that there is a level of messed up that someone would want to get an Anne Frank tattoo on your damn FACE

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To Display Plus Size Clothes Without Causing Offence

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Considering that there are no plus sized mannequins, I think its good improv. (I'm on the larger size myself, and I'm nowhere near offended)

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To Stand Up For The Joker

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to the Internet, where you can be offended by literally everything,

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To Fuck The Police

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don’t know how it’s in other countries, but here in NL apparently it’s one of the best paid low-education jobs available. A friend of mine did it as a student job while in university and apart from the smell he was quite happy with it.

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To Be A Professional Company

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All that's gonna do is make more people drive drunk. If Uber is so concerned about people throwing up in their cars or being violent (which is understandable) they should charge a deposit and/or allow the drivers to have pepper spray or something to defend themselves if necessary (not guns!).

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To Create 3 Mexican Countries

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