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Some plans just don't play out. They may even sound good in our heads but when it's time for action, all that we're left with is our intentions.

About a year ago, we did a piece on the subreddit r/ThereWasAnAttempt. But since then, the community has featured so many amusing fails, we just had to do an update. So here it is.

From hugging a bodybuilder to texting teenagers "in their languages", here are some of the funniest hiccups that recently appeared on the sub.

#1

To Give The Worst Land

To Give The Worst Land

"In 1913, Sarah Rector, a 10-year-old black girl received a land allotment of 160 acres in Oklahoma. The best farming land was reserved for whites, so she was given a barren plot. Oil was soon discovered there & she became the country's first black millionaire."

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is such a sweet revenge!! And I'm not sure if this is about the same person but there is a case where they had to declare her white so she can have the benefits the rich whites had! As a black person she couldn't have these benefits no matter how money she had

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#2

To Trick The Allied Forces

To Trick The Allied Forces

"During WW2, the Germans built a fake wooden airfield with wooden aircraft, vehicles, and hangars in order to trick the Allies. The RAF, having known of the secret project for months, patiently waited for them to finish and then dropped a single fake wooden bomb on it"

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One of the subreddit's moderators, F4T4-M0RG4N4, told Bored Panda they think what sets it apart from other similar communities "is how the posts within the subreddit are usually direct posts, whereas r/fail, [for example,] has mostly links to YouTube, and most Redditors prefer to stay on Reddit than to be redirected to another site altogether," they explained. "Besides, I also think that because of the size of r/ThereWasAnAttempt, it's a lot easier to get a post to be seen (plus, the algorithm helps)."

F4T4-M0RG4N4 said the mod team tries to be as impartial as possible, allowing the members to shape r/ThereWasAnAttempt however they see fit. To a certain extent, of course. "The most common problems are [the same that are] seen throughout all subreddits that I mod/have modded in the past, but it's mostly spam and hate speech (which we always remove), though hate speech is mostly in the comments."

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#4

To Comfort A Foster Kitty By A Deaf And Partially Blind Pup

To Comfort A Foster Kitty By A Deaf And Partially Blind Pup

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"As for the community of the subreddit, I don't think I could really summarize it," the moderator said. "This is another thing I see throughout most subreddits, but the communities are made up of many different people, with different stances on ideas and different personalities. That's also what I love about Reddit, everyone is on here using the platform, be it for better or worse, you get a little bit of everything."

F4T4-M0RG4N4 also wanted to use the opportunity to express their gratitude to everyone involved. "I would like to thank everyone on the subreddit for my unique modding experience!"

#8

To Rob A Store

To Rob A Store

"On April 19th, 1995, a man robbed a bank disguised with lemon juice on his face. Since he knew lemon juice could be used as invisible ink, he thought it would make his face invisible on camera."

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Psychotherapist Amy Morin, LCSW, who is the Editor-in-Chief of Verywell Mind and the author of the bestselling book "13 Things Mentally Strong People Don't Do," believes that failure is something we all endure and it's important to know that there are things we can do to feel better about it.

First off, embrace your emotions. Morin highlighted that failure is often accompanied by a variety of emotions, including embarrassment, anxiety, anger, sadness, and shame, just to name a few. Those feelings are uncomfortable, and many people will do anything they can to escape the discomfort they cause but according to research, allowing yourself to feel bad is actually motivating. It can help you work harder to find better solutions so that you'll improve next time.

#9

To Be A Good Kitten

To Be A Good Kitten

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

smart kitty, first tried electricity to get rid of your human, and now a snake

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#11

To Steal Food

To Steal Food

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Jane Florence
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get palpitations every time I see this picture! Gah, poor thing wouldn’t survive in my house - too many clumsy people rushing about slamming doors…

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Next up, we should make an effort to recognize our unhealthy attempts to reduce pain. "You might be tempted to say, 'I didn't actually want that job anyway,' but minimizing your pain won't make it go away," Morin explained. "Distracting yourself or filling the void you feel with food, drugs, or alcohol won't heal your pain either. Those things will only provide you with some temporary relief."

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After that, we can start focusing on healthy coping skills instead. "Calling a friend, practicing deep breathing, taking a bubble bath, going for a walk, or playing with your pet are just a few examples of healthy ways to deal with your pain," the psychotherapist explained. "Not every coping skill works for everyone, however, so it's important to find what does for you."

#14

To Sell Bigger Burgers

To Sell Bigger Burgers

"A&W created the third-pounder. It was the same price as McDonald's quarter-pounder. It bombed massively. When they tried to find out why, it was discovered that Americans thought they were being cheated because three is a smaller number than four. A&W — realizing they can't explain grade school fractions to fully grown adults without coming across as condescending assh*les — quietly took the burger off the menu"

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A review published in Clinical Psychology Review that looked at 46 studies examining reactions to failure found that a "more positive attributional style" was a strong factor in how resilient people were to the emotional distress caused by failure. In other words, they saw failure as a result of something specific and external rather than something internal.

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"When you find yourself thinking that you're a hopeless cause or that there’s no use in trying again, reframe your thoughts," Morin suggested. "Remind yourself of more realistic thoughts about failure such as: a) failure is a sign that I'm challenging myself to do something difficult; b) I can handle failure; c) I can learn from my failures."

However, you will probably need to repeat a phrase or affirmation more than once in order to ward off negative thoughts or to reinforce to yourself that you can bounce back.

If you've spent most of your life avoiding failure, it can feel really scary when it finally catches you off-guard. However, facing your fears can really improve your quality of life.

Practice stepping outside your comfort zone, and over time, you'll learn that messing up isn't as bad as you thought.

#15

To Wrap A Gift For Christmas

To Wrap A Gift For Christmas

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#17

To Car Safety

To Car Safety

"A concept design for car safety belts from the 1960s"

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#20

To Drink The Milk

To Drink The Milk

"He thought he could get to the milk by licking the outside of the bowl"

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#21

To Make A Cute Panorama Picture

To Make A Cute Panorama Picture

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#22

To Lie About Traffic

To Lie About Traffic

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#23

To Promote The Use Of Machinery

To Promote The Use Of Machinery

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"want to get rid of your wife but don't know how? Electricity will do it!"

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#24

To Stop Google Eyes

To Stop Google Eyes

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#25

To Have Fun With A Halloween Decoration

To Have Fun With A Halloween Decoration

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Chris Wade
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When the police actually show up you know you won the neighbourhood decoration contest haha

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#26

To Protest

To Protest

"Not sure if she's anti-gun or pro-domestic violence"

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#27

To Open Door

To Open Door

"Door was jamming from inside so phoned for a guy to repair it. He managed to open it, left his tools outside, came in and shut the door. Now we both stuck."

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#29

To Hide An Illegal Marijuana Farm

To Hide An Illegal Marijuana Farm

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Demi Zwaan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yup. They even fly police helicopters around when it snowed, to bust people like this.

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#31

To Hug The Bodybuilder

To Hug The Bodybuilder

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Samantha Lomb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess someone learned an important lesson about not touching people without their consent.

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#33

To Take A Family Photo

To Take A Family Photo

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cat on the bottom reminds me of the Chesire cat from Alice in Wonderland.

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#35

To Make A Nice, Wholesome, Jesus Themed Light Switch

To Make A Nice, Wholesome, Jesus Themed Light Switch

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#36

To Formulate An Interesting Question

To Formulate An Interesting Question

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#41

To Build A Nest

To Build A Nest

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Pigeons aren't exactly known as skilled nest builders, so this doesn't surprise me much.

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#43

To Create A Novelty Drinking Device

To Create A Novelty Drinking Device

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#44

To Make An Anti-Drug Ad

To Make An Anti-Drug Ad

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Chris Wade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, "Say pizza to drugs, say no to yes" - Sun Tzu, 490 BCE

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The FBI
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think what they meant was "Say yes to pizza, but no to drugs." But they f****d up big time.

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I called Anthony's, around the corner, and said "say pizza say no" and after the third time they hung up on me.

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Mya Lugar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How many addicts have kicked the habit by saying "pizza" to drugs?? Let's try it! I think all possabilities should be tried., it's a horrible epidemic.

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Larryw1950
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I remember something like this after taking Timothy Leary's advice in 1968.

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WildBerry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm old enough to know what you're talking about. Happy trails to you and your pizza, Larry. :-)

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Clipps
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

say pizza to drugs, say no to yes, say no to pizza, say yes to drugs, to yes say no, to drugs to say pizza, im congused

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Sue Sanders
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What? I'd have to be stoned to understand that. And I'm not stoned right now.

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Christina Gude
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh.....no matter which way you read this don't make no sense no how!!!

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Mari Bryant
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ya had one job. Were you saying yes to drugs when you made the posters??

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Lara Verne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Say pizza to drugs/Say no to yes or Say pizza say no/To drugs to yes.Doesn't make sense either way.

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JP Doyle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unfortunately, this was photoshopped. The original said Say No to Drugs across the top and Say Yes to Pizza along the bottom.

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Don't Look
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, I'm laughing too hard at this one. And at this point in my life I will indeed say no to pizza and yes to drugs. But I do not see the point in saying pizza to drugs. Seems pointless to me.

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Mike Loux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Say no to yes." "War is Peace" "Freedom is Slavery" "Ignorance is Strength"

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Sandy D
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So they made this sign while drunk and stoned outta their mind

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Mary Peace
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I try, I don't understand, I give up. Is that the right conclusion?

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Hollysmom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rule #1: don't use drugs before you make the anti-drug poster.

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Christina Eulenbach
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It clearly means "say yes to drugs - say no to pizza". Cant be the other way around since the creater was obv very high.

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Droopsnoot
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Using the ninja turtles, who are weird enough to be made my people on drugs (and have unfortunately placed hands?)

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StormWolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Noted. From now on I shall indeed say pizza to drugs as well as no to yes. Thank you, interwebs!

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#46

To Make A Positive Statement About Law Enforcement

To Make A Positive Statement About Law Enforcement

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did the people involved not realize what it looks like?! Shocking lol

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#48

To Get $1,000

To Get $1,000

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what are you talking about? she typed some of the lyrics to waka waka she's obviously Shakira!

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#49

To Save The Teens

To Save The Teens

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To Solder

To Solder

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