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Jimmy Fallon Asks People To Share What Laws The World Is Lacking, And Here Are 30 Responses
Law, morality, and common sense aren’t always one and the same. We all have our own personal insights into what society does wrong and there’s no denying that there should (probably) be some new laws to improve everyone’s lives.
Well, Jimmy Fallon, the host of The Tonight Show, invited his followers to participate in the #ThereShouldBeALaw challenge. He asked them to tweet out their opinions about what new laws we should totally have.
We collected some of the very best responses, so scroll down, upvote the suggestions for new laws that you agree with, and remember to share them with your friends. If you have any ideas for laws yourselves, share your thoughts with everyone in the comments below.
When you’re done looking through this list, check out our previous posts about Jimmy’s challenges, including the dumbest family fights, ruining movies with one extra word, and the coldest insults they’ve gotten.
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Or if your church openly supports politicians and donates to them.
Bored Panda reached out to Abby Lampe, one of the people who responded to Jimmy Fallon and said that people who "can't use the correct use of too, to, two, and your, you're" should go to a mandatory workshop.
She believes that "a lot of people misuse homophones and although they may have been through the education system, they still have flawed grammar."
"I see it all the time throughout social media and people texting," Abby added.
"The law would be helpful for those who maybe were dropouts or didn’t take school very seriously. It would emphasize that grammar is important in today’s society and hopefully would allow them to understand the differences and how to use homophones correctly," she explained why such a law would actually be useful.
Abby told Bored Panda that she's a big fan of Jimmy's: "I’ve been in the audience and I’ve had two tweets appear on his show. I’ve been a fan for about 7 years now."
Bored Panda also spoke with Jesser who explained how there should be a law against using the same knife for peanut butter and jelly when making a sandwich.
According to the Twitter user, their family inspired them to come up with this law and they hope that this new law would teach people better manners and etiquette.
Jesser revealed that they're a fan of Jimmy's as well. "I rarely watched The Tonight Show before Jimmy Fallon was the host. He's fantastic!"
A lot of the things that people tweeted about in response to Jimmy’s challenge have to do with common sense. And you’re probably sick and tired of hearing this, but it’s applicable here: common sense is not common.
According to Dr. Jim Taylor on Psychology Today, common sense is one of the most “revered” qualities in the United States. Unfortunately, not a lot of people are as down to earth and practical as we might expect.
Taylor explains that if common sense were common, most people wouldn’t make the silly mistakes that they do every single day of their lives. In his opinion, if people had common sense, they wouldn’t “buy stuff they can’t afford.”
What’s more, they “wouldn’t smoke cigarettes or eat junk food.” In Taylor’s view, common sense is limited by our personal experience which can lead to bad decisions. In other words, for common sense to be common, we all need more education and worldly experience.
I think carpeted bathrooms are so nasty... imagine what grows under there.... barf
People should just mind their own business, seriously. People can speak whatever language they want... they're not hurting anyone! I commend people that frequently travel or after drive to pick up and move to an entirely different country. It's become so intolerable, I just don't get it
But what about morality not always being the same as the law? According to Dr. Eva Tsahuridu, the law “sets minimum standards of behavior while ethics set maximum standards.” That’s why something that’s legal doesn’t necessarily mean that we see it as acceptable or ‘good.’ It also works the other way, too: something that we consider to be ‘good’ doesn’t always become law. There’s an overlap between the two, sure, but they’re not one and the same.
However, that doesn’t mean that laws are useless. In fact, they’re vital for preserving civilization and allowing society to function. But it’s important to keep in mind that laws are very specific while morality is concerned with doing the right thing in life as a whole.
And if they get caught with one, a standard 10 year sentence should be implemented
Although it has been years I often think of this Gary Larson cartoon! far-side-5...277f3f.jpg
Or they could create toilet paper that stains only your hands that is washable, and then everyone would know if you didn't.
That would be fun. But not work for men when doing #1, and considering they actually touch their penises it's the ones whe want washing their hands the most.
Load More Replies...This may make me sound pervy but when I patronised "gentlemen's clubs" (strip clubs), one thing I definitely noticed was how many "gentlemen" never washed their hands, given where those very hands went let alone where they wanted to go. I told my favorite dancer that if I died I would haunt the club in order to make patrons' hands glow in the dark if they hadn't washed them.
Well, forgive me, but one day you'll still, probably, most likely, ah... die. Still go haunt them - it's a worthwhile ambition for a ghost.
Load More Replies...Agreed! Only in case of emergency is it justifiable not to wash your hands, and even more so in a public restroom, where everything is to be considered filthy and disgusting, no matter how clean it looks.
Trouble is, it's very likely that the sink will be in the same condition, and there will be no soap, no towels, and the air dryer will be broken. Come to think of it, there'd probably be no toilet paper, too...
Load More Replies...Alarm: "Warning! You are about to leave without washing your hands! Please return to the sink, and wash them thoroughly!" Guy: "F**k that." Alarm: "Alert! This is your second warning! Wash your hands, or be punished!" Guy: "As if a recording can stop me." Robocop-esque Sanitation Droid: "You did not comply! Failure to comply is a direct violation of the law! Justice will be served!" *blasts a flamethrower around the bathroom* "Area sanitised."
My favorite response to when someone says to me "Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands?" is "No, she taught me not to p**s on my hands." 🤷♂️
That depends on their soap. Some rest rooms have this foamy soap that literally burns my hands on impact. In fact a lot of soaps. I can only use ph balanced soaps like Dove or simple. Usually I just run water over my hands. Rather that then blisters.
This is different, you see. That's fine because it's literally a medical condition and you do your best to get your hands clean. OP is talking about lazy people who just don't wash their hands.
Load More Replies...I just thought of a law, There should be a law, when a bartender picks up a slice of lime or lemon for your drink, he or she, must use a tool not his dirty hands, small tongs would do !!!
Oh yes, smart one, and the law must be enforced, as many are not !!!
thanks m8, i'm allergic to most kinds of soap i use a handgel. obviously you want people like me to suffer the painfull red spots and rash on our wrists
Maybe have the sinks / wash basins *outside* of the bathroom, so (1) you don't have to use your freshly washed hands to open an often-filthy door, and (2) it will be very clear to everyone whether or not you're washing your hands. (a positive form of peer-pressure?)
This is something that really bothers me. Just walking into a bathroom stall means your hands are dirty, so there is no excuse for not washing your hands.
Do you know that standard blow on your hands dryers do nothing but spew warm bacteria it collects from the surroundings? I'd think twice. Use your own hand sanitizer
I suspect at least 80% of men would get zapped. Then we'd know by the screams whose hands to never shake again.
Here is a 'switch' thought for all you "scrub-your-hands-when-U-touch-your-privates" folks. Why would I go into a men's toilet, touch my very clean & germ free private part to pee, then go about touching the faucets, soap dispenser & towel dispenser that every other man has fondled before me? You all have a very unusual way of getting something clean when it is NOT dirty to start with. Maybe in your mind other people's "parts" are filthy but, yo folks, that is not the way it is! Our "culture" has some strange ideas about our privates... IMHO... (Don't get me started about how our country deals with/looks at porn...)
I actually didn't realize until recently how huge of a problem this is. This is a documentary I bumped into not too long ago, and it angered me beyond belief. This couple blatantly admitted having children so they could be taken care of. It's one thing when nature takes its course, and something happens where a parent needs constant care. It's a whole nother ballgame when parents have children only to have someone to take care of them. So angering. https://youtu.be/wzJDpEzpQug
Apart from the problem of employers not allowing you to be off work through sickness
...and there should be a secondary law that they must reply....bc that's just rude.
A corollary axiom to this law - IF you chose to wear skin coloured leggings, they must have a dark triangular patch on the crotch so it looks like pubic hair. If you're not too embarrassed to wear that, then knock yourself out.
Don't listen to Frankie goes to Hollywood's "Welcome to the Pleasuredome" because you'd think the air raid alarms are going off in your neighborhood and these days it might be more realistic then ever.
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There should be a law, that the prosecutor have to put twice as much time on asking about the suspected rapist underwear, clothes and sexual background, as have been spent on asking the victims the same thing.
It's sad how in America the victim has to prove their innocence in rape cases and how the lawyer for defense has the right to literraly drag the victim through the mud. I really don't agree with women saying that it doesn't matter if men go to jail on false accusions of rape, but I also can't understand why a lawyer has the right to harras a victim.
Load More Replies...#ThereSHouldBeALaw that you have to wait for people on the elevator to get off before you go pushing your way to get on.
There should be a law that if a child needs to go to the bathroom, the teacher lets them go.
and if the teacher says no we pee or s**t on the floor
Load More Replies...There should be a law that we (The United States) are not allowed to go to war with another country unless 75% of our citizens can find that country on a map.
Or unless they can prove it is not to secure investments rich Americans made or because some xenophobia.
Load More Replies...they should be law to make education and healthcare free of charge for everyone. it's just basic damnit
Also, that everybody is paid at least a living wage. Preferably a thriving wage.
Load More Replies...There should be a law against turning EVERYTHING into a YouTube video. No, it is not the best format for tutorials that do not require moving pictures to explain. Telling me how to create a foreach loop in ssis with variables requires TEXT and PICTURES not videos.
Yes! It takes forever to find simple written tutorials by now, if you find one at all.
Load More Replies...I know this is just for fun, but just to play Devil's advocate: just remember every law you make with good intentions can be used for bad intentions. Think about how each of these laws could be corrupted.
UK - make the Green Cross Code (stop, look, listen) into an actual law so that idiots on their phones stop just ambling out into the road. Fun fact - the guy who bodied Darth Vader was the Green Cross Code man.
There should be a law where females have equal rights and protection under the law and physical autonomy
There should be a law that when you close a pop-up ad, no more ads appear in its place less than a second later.
Or at the top of an escalator because they don' tknow where to go next.
Load More Replies...There should be a law against fecal-themed toys; we deal with enough s**t, already.
There should be a law against marketing calls. Really, how do all those people know my number so.
In my country there's a law, but getting any action is so frustrating that its easier to just block unwanted numbers.
Load More Replies...Half of those are legit, the other half (and sorry to break it to you) are actual laws outside the US of A
There should be a law to stop people to comment "First" on youtube videos, specially when they are NOT first.
there should be a law that says, that you cant own a gun with out a valid reason
In Scotland the police come round every year to check on it and if you haven't used it or don't have a valid reason to use it they take it away (handguns are also prohibited) in Scotland guns are really only used for hunting fowl.
Load More Replies...I fully agreed to so many that yes, there should be a law against this injustice, then I realized I do not live in the USA and we already have all these laws in place.
The only one I didn't like was the Christmas one. I'm kind of irritated with the Christmas haters lol - I don't tell people how to decorate their home. I wouldn't even think of telling them what kind of music to listen to. Yet....Christmas music/decorating enrages people.
I'm pretty sure they were talking about public spaces. Like stores. They start putting out x-mas stuff way too early.
Load More Replies...Can't agree with the one about paying attention to every dog and cat one sees. I HATE, DESPISE, ABHOR, DETEST cats with a vengeance! I do stop and communicate with dogs if I know they're a safe one, but never with unknown ones---I'm not about to be the next victim of some animal that's gone berserk! Stupid suggestion from some stupid person who's far too much into their own fantasies about animals.
There should be a law that if someone opens or holds a door open for you, you must acknowledge them and say "Thank you."
There should be a law that if a drug is advertised on TV, you can get it for free from the company. And be compensated when you get all the nasty side effects.
There should be a law that whenever the cashier asks if you want to donate to a charity you should be able to donate a portion of your bill that charity, if in fact they are really being charitable. Or at least have your sales tax applied to that charity.
There should be a law against drunk people on trains. Going home from London is never nice when the person sitting in front of you is puking into a carrier bag....
There should be a law that people have to pass a test, a psyche exam and get a license for having pets, and should be jailed if they abuse or abandon the animal. And there should be a law that acts of blatant stupidity in public are punishable with a fine or jail time..
Driving holding your phone in front of you as it's on speaker and you think it's not breaking the law. Especially if the car has Bluetooth and the person is too lazy to spend 10 seconds setting it up.
We do because people are too stupid to help themselves.
Load More Replies...Agreed. Including a lot of the intolerant people who tweeted these #thereshouldbealaw posts.
Load More Replies...Members of a Parole Board who allow someone to go free should do time if the parolee commits another crime. They should have exactly the same punishment. I've got friends who were murdered by parolees.
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Load More Replies...People that emphasize conduct or behaviour that is a common nuisance to a lot of people should be honoured. If you feel offended by them, chances are likely they are opposing to your behaviour in public and you know that you are acting like a total POS in public.
Load More Replies...There should be a law, that the prosecutor have to put twice as much time on asking about the suspected rapist underwear, clothes and sexual background, as have been spent on asking the victims the same thing.
It's sad how in America the victim has to prove their innocence in rape cases and how the lawyer for defense has the right to literraly drag the victim through the mud. I really don't agree with women saying that it doesn't matter if men go to jail on false accusions of rape, but I also can't understand why a lawyer has the right to harras a victim.
Load More Replies...#ThereSHouldBeALaw that you have to wait for people on the elevator to get off before you go pushing your way to get on.
There should be a law that if a child needs to go to the bathroom, the teacher lets them go.
and if the teacher says no we pee or s**t on the floor
Load More Replies...There should be a law that we (The United States) are not allowed to go to war with another country unless 75% of our citizens can find that country on a map.
Or unless they can prove it is not to secure investments rich Americans made or because some xenophobia.
Load More Replies...they should be law to make education and healthcare free of charge for everyone. it's just basic damnit
Also, that everybody is paid at least a living wage. Preferably a thriving wage.
Load More Replies...There should be a law against turning EVERYTHING into a YouTube video. No, it is not the best format for tutorials that do not require moving pictures to explain. Telling me how to create a foreach loop in ssis with variables requires TEXT and PICTURES not videos.
Yes! It takes forever to find simple written tutorials by now, if you find one at all.
Load More Replies...I know this is just for fun, but just to play Devil's advocate: just remember every law you make with good intentions can be used for bad intentions. Think about how each of these laws could be corrupted.
UK - make the Green Cross Code (stop, look, listen) into an actual law so that idiots on their phones stop just ambling out into the road. Fun fact - the guy who bodied Darth Vader was the Green Cross Code man.
There should be a law where females have equal rights and protection under the law and physical autonomy
There should be a law that when you close a pop-up ad, no more ads appear in its place less than a second later.
Or at the top of an escalator because they don' tknow where to go next.
Load More Replies...There should be a law against fecal-themed toys; we deal with enough s**t, already.
There should be a law against marketing calls. Really, how do all those people know my number so.
In my country there's a law, but getting any action is so frustrating that its easier to just block unwanted numbers.
Load More Replies...Half of those are legit, the other half (and sorry to break it to you) are actual laws outside the US of A
There should be a law to stop people to comment "First" on youtube videos, specially when they are NOT first.
there should be a law that says, that you cant own a gun with out a valid reason
In Scotland the police come round every year to check on it and if you haven't used it or don't have a valid reason to use it they take it away (handguns are also prohibited) in Scotland guns are really only used for hunting fowl.
Load More Replies...I fully agreed to so many that yes, there should be a law against this injustice, then I realized I do not live in the USA and we already have all these laws in place.
The only one I didn't like was the Christmas one. I'm kind of irritated with the Christmas haters lol - I don't tell people how to decorate their home. I wouldn't even think of telling them what kind of music to listen to. Yet....Christmas music/decorating enrages people.
I'm pretty sure they were talking about public spaces. Like stores. They start putting out x-mas stuff way too early.
Load More Replies...Can't agree with the one about paying attention to every dog and cat one sees. I HATE, DESPISE, ABHOR, DETEST cats with a vengeance! I do stop and communicate with dogs if I know they're a safe one, but never with unknown ones---I'm not about to be the next victim of some animal that's gone berserk! Stupid suggestion from some stupid person who's far too much into their own fantasies about animals.
There should be a law that if someone opens or holds a door open for you, you must acknowledge them and say "Thank you."
There should be a law that if a drug is advertised on TV, you can get it for free from the company. And be compensated when you get all the nasty side effects.
There should be a law that whenever the cashier asks if you want to donate to a charity you should be able to donate a portion of your bill that charity, if in fact they are really being charitable. Or at least have your sales tax applied to that charity.
There should be a law against drunk people on trains. Going home from London is never nice when the person sitting in front of you is puking into a carrier bag....
There should be a law that people have to pass a test, a psyche exam and get a license for having pets, and should be jailed if they abuse or abandon the animal. And there should be a law that acts of blatant stupidity in public are punishable with a fine or jail time..
Driving holding your phone in front of you as it's on speaker and you think it's not breaking the law. Especially if the car has Bluetooth and the person is too lazy to spend 10 seconds setting it up.
We do because people are too stupid to help themselves.
Load More Replies...Agreed. Including a lot of the intolerant people who tweeted these #thereshouldbealaw posts.
Load More Replies...Members of a Parole Board who allow someone to go free should do time if the parolee commits another crime. They should have exactly the same punishment. I've got friends who were murdered by parolees.
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Load More Replies...People that emphasize conduct or behaviour that is a common nuisance to a lot of people should be honoured. If you feel offended by them, chances are likely they are opposing to your behaviour in public and you know that you are acting like a total POS in public.
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