30 Screenshots That Show The Worst Side Of LinkedIn, Shared By This Twitter Page

"😂" she said unprofessionally

This is why it is now hard to believe any real heartwarming stories on the internet these days

Basically all corporate world, using pompous words to bulls**t their way into high level positions...

Wow... see what I was saying earlier, the internet is just fiction now

As a job hunter, it actually helps. Haven't heard back from company x in 2'weeks and their HR suddenly checks your profile - need to follow up today with person who viewed.

This "non-executive director" is so proud of their new invention. We better not tell her...

Hey, I met that guy! I think he's still talking about himself. Or to himself. Something like that...

That feels like every platform

Humility at its best!!!

You what? So this prick assumes that his interns should be poor, and punishes them for not being poor? How the f*** does a boss have anything to say about an employee's personal belongings anyway? It's insane how many people confuse wealth with personal worth.

Wow, this is so embarassing that it hurts.

With a heart heavy as a stone he sat behind his mahogany desk engulfed in the warm yellowish light of his turn-of-the-century banker's lamps, while he read yet another publisher's e-mail rejecting his manuscript. Apparently his style of writing was deemed to be 'archaic' and 'over the top'.

And then everyone clapped.

How would you like to have your patience tested every day? Congratulations, you're just the kind of doormat we're looking for!

Glasgow mate

You has no choice but to listen to her since she just ran you over

A long hard think that had him believing trees are fiction...

That's a weird way of promoting your business, by comparing it to a deadly virus that devastated economies

So, no life?

You laugh but this is a pandemic... people out here even try to get their home appliances in pictures. They will have fancy toasters and coffee makers in places that don't make sense

What is the problem here? PS : it is a durian, and it stinks.

This is so interesting, because if I happen to post a picture from my home to social media, I always make sure that no expensive item is in the picture. Why show the world anything worth stealing?

I haven't traveled outside my own country and I can name that fruit. Love to see his face when (if) he cuts it open. I've never had a durian and honestly I'm not brave enough to.

Been to Japan and seen no durians. Been to cornershop here, there they were... Not sure what "going to Asia" does as a filter.

I see a mercedes fruit. anyone else?

Mercedes. The ego fruit in the picture is called Mercedes

Business Leader and Mentor? Wtf is that? How about earning the Merc and weird fruit by doing a real job.

If you want to re-create this photo, you can buy a used Mercedes keyfob on ebay for $20-$50. Though getting the Durian may be harder if you're in the USA, I'm not sure it's sold anywhere.

Can any of my connections remind me this is the kind of thing I should put on Facebook or some other social media, instead of LinkedIn?

My Merc keyring for scale. Of course. Did I mention I have 6 Mercs? No? Ha ha, silly me! Oh by the way it's a Durian. The fruit, not the keyring.

I’m great because I have a Mercedes key (car had to be sold to meet rent but kept the key) and I live near an Asian market which is a constant reminder of my one trip to Indonesia. Pfffft

I'm gonna give him a break and assume that the keyring was put there for a sense of scale.

Jackfruit for a jackass. (Durian)

Keys give perspective as to the size of the fruit

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUURIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

Avocadillo ?

Sure. But do you know how many of these bad boys you gotta throw in the pot to get maximum heart replacement?

You can buy a used Mercedes for less than $4k and it will come with a key like that. It's idiotic how people judge wealth.

It's a durian and you're an asshole.

It's a dorian fruit or jack fruit. The black thing with the star must be his pills case.

I think that's a durian? And a set of mercedes car keys, of course!

its a frickin durian

have you been to a grocery store? or have you heard of Google?

He drives a Mercedes so that fruit is his form of rectal pleasure, after a rough a**s beating from driving a Mercedes daily.

Is this just a way to show off that you have a Mercedes?

Really, nunchucks? What kind B-grade movies has this guy been watching to think that any biker-looking guy will 'go berserk' in a random place because someone on the phone told him to?

They're not meetings, they're classes, you self-important beetle. And he's probably heard his parent say that on a daily basis so he trotted it out to impress them.

Ew

I believe I can see the whole numberplate. Oops..

The cringe tho...

People can't help themselves... they have to brag

so the moral of the story is you should work for peanuts?