Melt in your mouth... not in your hands!

I'd be happy if my dog would just learn to rub my belly instead of the other way around! lol

and close the door before he can pass through

ancient legos

If you can’t say something good about someone, sit here by me. :)

or he do like Jim Carrey and he aggred them all

Poor little guy

Yes, if you don't mind having no arms....

Sometimes you feel like a nut . . .

It happens all the time. May just want to see how are you today.

either that, or "she" went too far with the plastic surgery

deep

the actual worst horror story.

Not nothing, you probably lived at least a thirty seconds longer.

@ Carly Botting such a muggle thing to say (i’m kidding please don’t downvote me into the depths of hell

and it's gone

Lol! What it's come down to!

Wish you still were

LOL!!

SELFIE time!!!!!

"never question me"

You CAN think outside the box...Just don't SH!T outside the box.

You're the BEST dog! ^_^

It's definitely a LazyBoy recliner. IKEA chairs only take half the effort.

So true

I need these...

This was amazing... animals are the best therapy...

Wonder how often that's happened?

i wish i had that problem

Thank gawd for ppl who are JUST animal persons! Be it dog, cat or ferret!

I always say it like this. "My online avatar is a cartoon. Therefore it can look anyway I choose it to be." :P cartoons can do anything!

I'll take one!

39 but I'm beyond my years *poof*

funny

so Freaking true its ironic.. we came all this way for being mire trapped than free

This was touching...

I thought you said business casual

Well at least she's honest about it :D

[ppl who just want to go home, to their cat and jammies]

Well...you can learn a lot from your kids. I know I have.

1 day later... ...R.I.P.

Doesn't she host Jeopardy now?

or get it in Chinese and join the club

why are all the brilliant ones so down in the list?

Sooooo true.

It's getting so boring here now that email has replaced the mail man.

Perhaps a little bit...

A great BOY!

No this is Patrick

🖤

What money?

And 57% of statistics are made up on the spot! :D

Why don't we do that anymore? Sounds better to sacrifice them instead of listening to them ...

you had one gif

Love it!

After you drink that arsenic coffee, it won't much matter...

I need these.. cz this is sooo me

Amen, amen, amen

how your vacation feels over as soon as it starts....

yesss