Two Guys Create The Married Kama Sutra, And It’s Probably The Least Sexual Manual In The World
The Married Kama Sutra describes itself as the world's least erotic manual. However, while the volume isn't quite sexy, it's absolutely hilarious. Created by Simon Rich and Farley Katz, the book explores how the kids, the dishwasher, and other nuisances transform a couple's sex life.
And it's about time the Kama Sutra got an update! Don't get me wrong, the old guide to the "art-of-loving" is fine and all, but modern society needs something more... up to date. Complete with four-color, full-page illustrations in the style of the original, but with modern, domestic accouterments, here are the poses, positions, and games married lovers play nowadays to keep the spark alive.
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"Simon and I met on the Harvard Lampoon comedy magazine," Farley Katz told Bored Panda. The undergraduate humor publication was founded all the way back in 1876, and for some time Rich was even its president.
Even though the Kama Sutra is the oldest surviving Hindu text on erotic love, the original composition date or century is unknown. Historians place it somewhere between 400 BCE and 300 CE.
Vatsyayana Mallanaga is its widely accepted author because his name is embedded in the colophon verse, however, little is known about him.
Mine too... at the end of the day, I guess it shows he cares about cleanliness somewhere in the house
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I do that to my long-term boyfriend who has a dishwasher for longer than I do. And I MUST go and rearrange everything after him cause other wise, some stuff will melt or never get cleaned... But I love him and say nothing
I love this one. I have to admit I have a way of putting in the dishes that you violate at your own risk!
That’s me, coming up behind my husband...I have never understood his d/w technique. I just know they don’t come out clean!
The Married Kama Sutra would probably make a good wedding or anniversary gift. The authors managed to write down all the things the rest of us only think about without sacrificing their charm. "It's a lighthearted, fun romp through the crippling realities of commitment," Katz said.
“To sleep – perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub…”
I agree with Ana, just imagine if it were the other way around. That’s breakup material right there. Also, pedo s**t.
I love the sister in grey brandishing the turkey leg like a club.
I used to do this incessantly to my old housemate. But now my boyfriend is tidyer than I am and I call this position The Turning of the Tables
When my wife comes in and I quickly close the lap top and she asks what I was looking at, I say it's porn because I'm too embarrassed to admit I was looking at funny kitten videos on YouTube.
It started off funny and quickly went into “you need marriage counseling” territory.
Yeah, is being married really that awful for people? Just to be clear, I am married, and even though every couple has its "things", I don't recognise this at all.
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You'd have to be a contortionist to enjoy all those positions, this version is much more realistic.
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I enjoyed this. We all know all relationships are different and in real life dont conform to the stereotypes here, but this is a humorous anti karma stutra about one fictional couple
Loved it. Need more stories on older people.. they have funny challenges too.
Honey, i've been married for almost 53 years and I was lost through most of this! Why do people have to make being marred look so bad? You are right about one thing, these people need marriage counseling!
Lighten up, girl. When you're married, you can poke fun at each other, and still love one another like crazy. Men and women aren't perfect, and Prince(ess) Charming does not exist.
Load More Replies... It started off funny and quickly went into “you need marriage counseling” territory.
Yeah, is being married really that awful for people? Just to be clear, I am married, and even though every couple has its "things", I don't recognise this at all.
Load More Replies... You'd have to be a contortionist to enjoy all those positions, this version is much more realistic.
Load More Replies... I enjoyed this. We all know all relationships are different and in real life dont conform to the stereotypes here, but this is a humorous anti karma stutra about one fictional couple
Loved it. Need more stories on older people.. they have funny challenges too.
Honey, i've been married for almost 53 years and I was lost through most of this! Why do people have to make being marred look so bad? You are right about one thing, these people need marriage counseling!
Lighten up, girl. When you're married, you can poke fun at each other, and still love one another like crazy. Men and women aren't perfect, and Prince(ess) Charming does not exist.
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