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There are always people who think they deserve more than everybody else. They constantly ask for a discount, try to gorge on more freebies than they can carry, never tip, and always try to get things for free. And there’s a specially dedicated place for them called “Choosing Beggars,” a 2.2M-strong subreddit that collects the most hilariously embarrassing cases.

And you may think that Thanksgiving, a national holiday which essentially encapsulates the word and the meaning giving, would stop them. Well, not really. Apparently, the festivity may as well serve as a perfect opportunity to have all its perks without putting in all the effort or losing a dime.

So this time we collected some of the most crazy examples of beggars in action: Thanksgiving edition. After you’re done, be sure to check out our previous posts with people whose ego and entitlement is too big for this tiny world here, here and here.

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Grandma's Thanksgiving Rules

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KoalaLa
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like a regular badass grandma after years and years of bullsh*t.

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SueG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm with Rhonda. Stay home and look after your precious kitty, and don't feel guilty!

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Yoga Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would gladly stay home with my cats and enjoy my vegan dinner. If grandma has the right to not put up with anybody's personal choices so have I.

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Alethia Nyx
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is not ridiculous, this is hilarious. "You shouldn't bring something that wiggles more than you do," LMAO! Grandma is clearly sick of all yo s**t.

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Maria Camrath
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my cat needs injections, you can bet your grandma ass that I will give my cat those injetions. F those Thanksgiving rules.

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Amy Pattie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She’s so comically brutal I laughed the whole way through. I love this grandma.

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Kelli Lindsay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This definitely smells of “I’m gonna write a ‘sassy fed-up grandma’ post so it’ll go viral”

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Rijkærd
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This doesnt sound bad at all. Just some old ass granny who doesnt wanna f**k around with the little time she has left.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

While Blackmailing her family to visit or else she will cut everyone off the will

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kath morgan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these are very reasonable for someone who has hosted more than their fair share of large parties, but she lost me with the dig at the vegetarian and the sick cat.

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Jyndaru
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

She lost me all the way up at "paper plates and solo cups may be bad for the environment but I'll be gone soon and that'll be your problem to deal with." Thanks a lot grandma, this mindset is why the planet is dying. I'd rather have NO holidays if it means saving our Earth.

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LeighAnne Brown-Pedersen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can imagine the thanksgiving headaches of days past that required this long list. Probably started with a short one paragraph suggestion after one fateful holiday and now has grown into this… and this is why I work on thanksgiving and Christmas.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I worked once on Christmas for 3x pay in customer service. After that shift I decided never ever working again on those holidays even if they pay me 6x. Every single customer was super rude and horrible. It's just not worth it.

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Enamelcamel
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandma would literally never hear from me again. She has insulted half the people coming, has belittled HER OWN FAMILY for everything from their cooking skills, to their "jiggliness", to their choice of life partners. If she's ALWYAS been this big a b*tch, that's one thing. But if this much rude, aggressive, assaultive behavior at the holidays is new, it would be an immediate signal to me that Grandma needs a Parkinsons/dementia/Alzheimers check ... ASAP

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Captaindolly_767
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plus she’s undermining the parents by giving the kids sweets after the parents said no.

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Maria Camrath
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandma can bet her grandma ass that if my cat needs injections, I will give my cat those injections. F her and her stupid Thanksgiving dinner rules.

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J. Normal
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My MIL was like this ( just more passive aggressive - glad she is gone.I stopped visiting during the holidays when she pulled the present threat. So she wrote her son out of her will.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Exactly! This is not funny and hilarious! This is a toxic as hell person that should be avoided at all costs

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FailBunny17
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Passive aggressiveness and it seems like her last will....and maybe Christmas presents.

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Cecily Holland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What’s shameful about this? She’s sick of their garbage and is calling them on it

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Jyndaru
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The attitude of not caring about the planet dying is shameful to me. And to not understand pets are like children, and that some people have strict dietary needs.. Very selfish grandma.

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Holly Wickham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow. She sounds awful and if she wasn't 'a grandma' more people would be calling this out for the toxicity it is. Stay away and have your own day.

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Meh
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Im so sorry I'm busy that day , I have all I need so don't need to worry about presents or being in a will. Have a lovely day. Love from X

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I draw the line when someone starts speaking ugly towards cats. And let me just say, I'd love to be a fly on the wall at that place.

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Aleksandra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At this point just... don't host thanksgiving, it really doesn't sound like she "enjoys" is, and a lot of those "rules" are really inconsiderate towards her family and rude x.x Just a few is kinda ok But yeah probably it's very fake

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Eppe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The content of the last will and testament better be worth it

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Jeff T
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's probably like $1000 because the stupid old bitch doesn't understand what money is worth these days lol.

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Oopsydaisy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I doubt this is real, but if it was and if I was a relative, I'd be going as far away from her as possible.

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Aeon Flux
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Calling people out on their bullshit is okay. Being completely dismissive of others' lifestyles, attempts to do good in the world, and be kind to animals? Not so much.

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Ashli Obholz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hope like hell no one showed. What disgusting behavior from a disgusting person

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GoddessOdd
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am stunned that she would think 32 people would actually show up. I think Rhonda, Mary and Chloe should host the dinner someplace else, with nicer people.

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jennifer kerkow
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People who Are like this and then wonder why they die alone. Hmm?

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Candice Crawford
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why people don’t go to family gatherings anymore. Because Grandma.

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Hannah Edwards
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would not be going out of my way to spend time with this woman. If she hates the event and all the attendees so much, save everyone’s time and don’t bother.

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kit kat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow this is either fake or she is one evil toxic old bat.

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That Girl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lol wow... And I wonder why people will avoid the older family members... Yikes

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Steph
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this is true, which I have a hard time to believe, then all I can say: what a family! Doesn't sound as if any person mentioned is well behaved or has manners. Granny wasn't a good role model, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. She does have a few good rules, though: having TV off during the meal, no mobile phones, suggesting games that involve more than just a single player in front of a screen, refill-rule for the kids (she is so right on that waste part), no political discussions... I don't agree on the bacon part, intolerance for vegetarians! Also, we don't know the full story of the sick kitty - maybe it does need to be euthanized- but I probably would be using the health condition of my pet as well and NOT GO to that donner

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Don't Look
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now this is why I like my family. I don’t have to deal with this sort of thing.

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msminnie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Badass or not I would be devastated if my Gram directed any of that kind of vitriol at me or, really, anyone in the family. She called one a moron, one an idiot, insulted someone's cooking, someone's cat and everyone's kids. If that is how this family operates I'd run the other way. That is, if any of this is real and not someone's idea of a joke.

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Jyndaru
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not caring about the planet dying? About people's pets being like their children? About the fact that some people have strict dietary needs? Not letting people video tape a holiday? I see a lot of unreasonable comments here.

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Julie Atwood
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds like she's tired of people not watching their kids and letting them break her stuff, tired of being left out of conversations because people are texting, tired of people showing up late and wanting everything reheated, tired of trying to walk around without tripping over kids toys (as well as tired of listening to them), tired of having a cat chosen over her, and tired of meeting new spouses. It's her house, she's allowed to be tired of all of those things and say look: if ya'll want to get together so bad, and you want to do it at MY house, then this is how it's going to be. They all have homes, obviously, they bring their kids and their kids' toys from those homes repeatedly or there wouldn't be rules about them, so any other adult could host Thanksgiving, why have it at her house? If the adult children want it there because it's the only time they see each other, than fine, but maybe they could act a bit more like ADULT children when they get there?

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Ms LaDonna
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I LOVE this woman! well except for the bacon part but hey no one is prefect!

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Concept-Peter Roosdorp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say that it's a bit harsh. But i totally understand where she is coming from.

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KaySt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd totally go to that dinner. That is one awseom grandma.

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Deborah B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Minus the environment crap, this is Grandma laying down the law, and she's a badass.

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Yoga Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet you would sing a different tune if you were Chloe (the poor gal with the Jell-O) - Grandma's comment was not badass but downright nasty!

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Chef Latte
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just remember, when your old, you can pay back the crap the world gave you your entire life

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Joseph Holtom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think I love this lady .... & I'm a 44 yr old homo w/a husband 😉!

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Penny Miller
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You Go Grandma!!! Lol! I might paste and steal this for my next Family gathering.

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John Smithers
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sounds more like grandma has money and the only way she can buy love is to threaten to take people out of her will... Guess what ya old hag I dont need you or your money and will laugh when you die alone

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Pooja Talim
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Truth be told, I actually like this Grandma. She and people like her need to be in a different post / article , like something based on family , discipline or something like that.

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Bad Alchemy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL! Sorry, but I find her sarcasm and general disgust with stupidity and bad behavior irresistible. You go, Granny!

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Ryan Deschanel
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow... Her last will and testament better be veeeeeeeeery interesting for her family to deal will all that bullshit. People need to understand that being old does not make you a god.

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Della Greymane
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Several of these points are longstanding holiday rules in our family. Additionally, IMHO "being in the will" is a privilege and gift, not an entitlement. If she wants to make conditions to inclusion, she has every right.

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Paula Marowsky
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm copying grandma's rules and print them for EVERY holiday. She should copyright, print and sell them herself. She'd become billonaire. P.D. Any chance me getting dinner with her sometime?

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Yoga Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make sure you meet her expectation then - it's all fun and butterflies until you find yourself at the receiving end of her rules. Maybe she does not like your haircut, perfume or the way you talk? Might be featured in next year's rules as well!

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Marigen Beltran
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Although I agreed with Grandma in a few things I think, imho, that she is asking too much.

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Captain Awesome
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'll need an update of when the old bitch dies and have another thanksgiving then.

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RandomHumanBean
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is kinda obnoxious/rude, but SOME of these "rules" make a lot of sense, and it is reasonable for her to have some rules.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Except for rule 5 (I am not vegetarian or vegan but I respect those who are) and 10 I am ok with everything.

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Sum Guy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I understand a lot of the rules and they make sense.... but some are just crazy. I wonder what she would do if they all cancelled and met up somewhere else

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FailBunny17
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds normal for a Texas grandma... Maybe it's time grandma stopped hosting holidays, would be less stress.

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KieLeaHar
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8 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn’t a woman being a jerk. It’s a woman sick and tired of everyone else’s sh!t and tolerating it in silence for years but has had enough.

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Roberto Rojas Balarezo
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is my kind of grandma, the lady means business and you should listen to it

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Alei Griffieon
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some of these are hilarious and great. But a few of them make it so i would just go ahead and stay home and away from grandma.

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May Au
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 her. She’s fricken HILARIOUS. NO BULL💩 accepted here.

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David Furr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Welcome to Thanksgiving in the South, (although I detect a distinct Texas vibe here, that sounds a lot like my Grandmother.)

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Eglė Bukauskaitė
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

#5 and #6 contradicts #11. Vegans supposed to sit still with a glass of water? I apologize, red solo cup of water

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Michał Osiecki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

absolutely fake, saw that dozens of times circulating over internet

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Jill Bussey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I aspire to be this lady at some point in the future! Love her.

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Jill Jones
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was lifted straight off a blog post from 2012. She has written and posted several holiday letters to the family. She's hilarious. https://margaretandhelen.com/2012/11/19/thanksgiving-letter-to-the-family-2012/

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Eric Soliday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The pleasantry of the ending almost makes you forget all the entitled crap that went on in the message

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Piglet
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'there will be 32 people here'. I highly doubt that, grandma.

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Shadowcat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd rather stay home with the cat. Grandma can keep the Christmas present and leave me out of her will - it sounds more like extortion than an invitation.

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AzKhaleesi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ohhh I can't wait to be a grandma this is soooo getting stolen and modified to my liking.

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Michael Largey
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If this was a real person, she'd have no one to write to. All of her family either would have cut off contact from her years ago or have placed her in the State Home for the Bewildered.

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Gianna
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a jerk! If this is going to be her last Thanksgiving dinner with family....then make it memorable and not stress over stupid things. She must be a very uptight type of grandma and that's sad.

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AvaWelch
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stay at home mom Kelly Richards from New York after resigning from her full time job managed to average from $6000-$8000 a month from freelancing at home... This is how she done it...>>> W­­­w­­­w.W­­­o­­­r­­­k­­­J­­­o­­­i­­­n­­­1.c­­­o­­­m

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Lilith the Demon Panda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dear grandma, you can go f**k yourself... Imma rather stay with the sick cat and have environmentally friendly vegan dinner and you can shove the testament up your ugly old fat ass... you can celebrate the anniversary of native American genocide alone and then just drop dead... I really mean all of the above

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Jaekry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You reap what you sow. If have such/so much awful kids, fat chance you had something to do with it. Try looking in the mirror.

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Bonniebluebutler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS is why my family now Goes to a nice restaurant for holiday dinners.

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Kanga9ine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would rather stay home and eat peanut butter and shredded carrots on it and make have a friend go by like he's late, with a bunch of food he needs to reheated. And all of it would be blue. Alfred Hitchcock shared this little mystery years ago. Only thing is, he didn't know who the extra guest was but she was as drunk as a skunk. There are no truly blue foods, by the way. Very unappetizing color. Good for a diet I guess.

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John
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this woman! She knows what she wants and she sets her ground rules. You go grandma!

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Arturo Cofresi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This grandma is FIRE. Give this woman a prize . Lmao. She won't take BS on her last Thanksgiving.

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James P
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I LOVE THIS WOMAN! I want to be a honorary member of her family.

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RedOphelia 13
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandma is not having any of of your bs this year. Better mind your mouths and your brats if getting in the will is what you are all about.

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Hollysmom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can't wait for Thanksgiving at grandmas. Think I'm eating at a diner.

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Gene Perry
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear Grandma: FU and your will. I'm celebrating Thanksgiving with friends. You are a vile old ****** and I will not spoil a Thursday afternoon with your "rules" ... Love, your Son

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Pinkpanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally not real, hey grandma you don't own thanksgiving just cuz you are gonna die soon

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John Baker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandma started out sounding like a feisty old bird who was just tired of dealing with idiots. She ended up sounding like a nasty bitch who thinks her money gives her the right to treat others - including her own family - like s**t.

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Davo gifman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

🤔<(Does anyone else read this to themselves in a professor Farnsworth type voice, or is it just me?)😳🤪🤣

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Carmen Elena
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know you, but I love this grandma. She is fed up of bullsh*t.

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Jill Smith
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That’s too much ass kissing in the hope of inheriting her vintage board games.

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Alex Williams
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Stuffing doesn't have bacon in the title of the food. Egg salad does have eggs in the title though. So no bacon grease in stuffing is not like eggs in egg salad. This lady is an idiot.

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Seedy Vine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How do people like this always have the money to dole out?

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jessica hovater
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Grandma is a c**t and can spend the holiday alone. We can buy our own gifts

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sooo... reading between the lines I'll guess she voted MAGA.

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Pungent Sauce
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually love this one.😂 “Grandma’s been dealing with your s*** for decades, so here’s the deal.”

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Candace Rain
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like an elitist self entitled grandmother who raised elitist self entitled children. She gets what she deserves. Should've raised them better.

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Paweł Duda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well part sick of children and grand children bullshit, part bitchy. But i love bacon part, entirely true.

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Shannon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

YES nanna. Still putting a bunch of little shits in their place.

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Candice Lewis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean I think this is fantastic! Why is it considered being a jerk? I think all grandparents should do this ha!

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Shelli Aderman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOVE HER! She’s been there, done that, and it’s her right!

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Poppy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To be honest, I don't see anything wrong with this. Her house, her rules.

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Gini Sarver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

grandma has finally had enough, she should’ve done this sooner

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Warloew Brinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her house, her will, her rules. This isn't entitled sounding, it's "I'm at my wits end with my idiot family"

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Dani Alexander
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Geez think of all the s**t she had to put up with leading into this point

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Analyn Lahr
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't agree with number 10 but I can get behind most of her points. Especially the bacon. At the same time, I'm not close with extended family and would not attend or host such a gathering anyway.

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Ray Martin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In one hit this sounds a bit demanding and opinionated, but damn I like this woman!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see anything ridiculous in this at all. Maybe grandma is simply tired of shitshow Thanksgivings?

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Higgleton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Are we meant to be against Grandma here?! This was hilarious and the culmination of many years of bullshit she's no longer dealing with. I like this lady

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Summer Mason
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So it's hatred cause she spoke the truth? She hated certain family members. She shouldn't be described as a bad or unloving grandmother She should be prasied for living her truth

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RandomX123
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is here because of grandma's family acting entitled every time

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White Wolf
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know, i sortof like this one. I wonder though if it is fake? At any rate "latest new wife" takes the cake.

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Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like this Grandma. She has a tiny few strange fews, but I can totally understand most of it. She is cool

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lara
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is fantastic. I would love to be part of her family.

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Gonna be when im older. Fact.😆

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I'm not part of the family ... but can I come anyway? Please ??? 😊 I'll gladly follow all the rules and won't be annoying, I promise ( by the way, I love bacon🤤). And when everyone is gone, I'll help clean up too.

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I can live with that. The question is, can you [Rhonda]?

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Damn, Chloe got murdered, lol. Honestly, if you make carrot and peanut butter soup, everything you say is invalid. You've lost all credibility. But I guess if they want to stay in the will, they'll dance for grandma like trained monkeys.

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“Volunteer To Wait On My Family At Thanksgiving”

“Volunteer To Wait On My Family At Thanksgiving”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great. She can do the same for me when I need my 5 indoor kitties fed, watered and poopy-scooped twice a day for a week while I'm at my family reunion. Oh, wait. Where'd she go?

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Invite Us To Your Thanksgiving! But Only If You Have These Things And We Will Only Bring Dessert. Tia

Invite Us To Your Thanksgiving! But Only If You Have These Things And We Will Only Bring Dessert. Tia

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This Thanksgiving may have been the most expensive one for the host so far. How come? Well, it turns out that agricultural economists, farmers and grocery executives predicted that nearly every component of the traditional American Thanksgiving dinner, from the disposable aluminum turkey roasting pan to the coffee and pie, come at a higher price this year.

Interestingly, last year, the cost of a Thanksgiving dinner for 10 was the lowest it had been since 2010, the American Farm Bureau reported. So what on earth has happened? Turns out that last year, during the height of the pandemic, everyone was laying low with celebrations, and very few people were buying groceries for big gatherings. Grocery sellers were keeping the prices of the Thanksgiving staple—turkey—pretty low to attract the shoppers.

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Giving Your Church A One Star Review For Giving You A Free Turkey

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I Admin A Local Pay It Forward Page. We Are Currently Trying To Help Members With Thanksgiving Food. This Is What I'm Dealing With

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Kanuli
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This sounds like my MIL, entitled, weird, not listening or anything. But me me me.

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But after the global vaccination, the world has opened up and big gatherings resumed as if they had never stopped. So did the demand for turkey and other foods, whose prices have been soaring rapidly this past year.

The New York Times suggests that we shouldn’t look for a single culprit to explain the phenomenon. According to them, the nation’s food supply has been battered by a knotted supply chain, high transportation expenses, labor shortages, trade policies and bad weather. Inflation is at play, too.

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A Thanksgiving Choosing Beggar Who Thinks Meals Should Be Free

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see a problem with this? If she's no takers, then no one with $15 is interested. But I bet there are people that can swing for that amount that can't or don't want to cook their own dinner. She's not expecting homeless people to buy it.

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Marcellus II
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Why do I even bother" --- why indeed? Because you love the sound of your own voice?

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Numbers also speak for themselves. The Consumer Price Index for food was up 4.6 percent from a year ago in September, while the prices for meat, poultry, fish and eggs soared a whopping 10.5 percent. For those wondering what’s up with the sky-high turkey prices, it may have to do with the fact that the price of corn, which most commercial turkeys feed on, more than doubled in some parts of the country from July 2020 to July 2021.

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The Department of Agriculture turkey report released on Friday has also stated that whole frozen birds already cost 25 cents/pound more than they did a year ago. With much bigger holiday celebrations than last year, the demand for festive foods is likely not going anywhere, so there’s a slim chance you’ll get your hands on a turkey bargain.

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Free Thanksgiving Dinner? Not Enough!

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Begs For A Free Thanksgiving Meal Then Smashes A Generous Offer

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MilaFi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This person has a serious, serious attitude problem. It's very clear that her mantra is "see how hard things are" as she says in one of her msgs. She also expects other ppl serve her solutions to all her problems without any effort from herself at all.

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From The Person Who Brought Their Own Tupperware To Somebody Else's Dinner Last Year

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Kelli Lindsay
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Come on, that’s funny af! I’ve known a few people that might burst into flames upon entering a church, lol

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Caught This One On A Local Sub

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Lauren Caswell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't give up, kind ppl of the world. It feels like a good idea to after seeing this staggering level of entitlement, but we must not let leeches ruin it for us run of the mill caterpillars

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I Would Also Like An Entire Thanksgiving Dinner, Table Included. And Of Course It Needs To Be Delivered

I Would Also Like An Entire Thanksgiving Dinner, Table Included. And Of Course It Needs To Be Delivered

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Choosing Beggar Thanksgiving

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Jo Johannsen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also need: good manners, good sense, good grammsr, good slap up the side of the head.

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Appalled By The Community Food Bank For Asking Her For Donations, And Also Not Giving Her A Free Turkey Dinner For The Holidays

Appalled By The Community Food Bank For Asking Her For Donations, And Also Not Giving Her A Free Turkey Dinner For The Holidays

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Friend Posted Their Excessive Christmas Wishlist On Facebook... On Thanksgiving Day

Friend Posted Their Excessive Christmas Wishlist On Facebook... On Thanksgiving Day

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I Work At A Church, This Is An Old Review On Our Facebook Page

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mummy pig
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honest question, does people really eat dinner at 2pm on thanksgiving????

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Local Choosing Beggar Asks For Entire Thanksgiving Dinner For Free

Local Choosing Beggar Asks For Entire Thanksgiving Dinner For Free

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rumade
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't see anything wrong with this. If you don't ask, you don't get. She listed what she normally has, and there will be people out there who may want to provide or have spare.

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