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What If Dogs Could Text? 25 Hilarious Texts From Dogs
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What If Dogs Could Text? 25 Hilarious Texts From Dogs

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Dogs are considered by many to be man’s best friend, and a lot of us love to wonder about exactly what our loyal and energetic companions are thinking or what they would say to us if they were talking animals. The Texts From Dog Tumblr offers answers to these questions with a modern twist – as the name suggests, the blog is all about the imaginary SMS exchange between a talking dog and his owner.

October Jones, the blog’s creator (and also the talented blogger behind these clever portrait illustrations), has a knack for capturing the dog language that a pooch might have if they could text and had iPhones. From his manic, repetitive texting in all capital letters to his exuberance and enthusiasm, “Dog’s” texts perfectly capture a typical funny dog’s personality. Most mutt owners have, at one point or another, had to deal with a trashed house or had their pet beg relentlessly for some food. Jones has released a couple of books about Texts From Dogs that you can see here.

Scroll down to see our compilation of Jones’ funny dog memes below.

Source: textfromdog.tumblr.com (h/t: distractify – even though they always copy our articles without linking back to us)

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If you’re more of a cat person, on the other hand, be sure to check out our post about Texts From Mittens.

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OdessaSmith
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More please. I need more. I've read these on three different occasions and laughed my a*s off, and so have all my friends. Please, make more

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Richard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loving the personality of the dog. Thinking about what breed he might be...

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Linda Douglas
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved them! I literally laughed till I cried! Please.write more!!!

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MarkHeath
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank god my dog can't text. I hate to think what she'd be sending!!!! I love these....

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CarinSweerman
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are flippin' great; I hear my own four-legged boy saying some of these lol Yes, more please!

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NickyTaylor
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally hilarious! We all read and laugh, laugh, laugh! Thanks

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KatieBailey
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MAKE MORE PLEASE.ME AND MY DOG READ THESE TOGETHER. I THINK HE LOVED LOVED LOVED THEM

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SueLong
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, but would be funnier if you cleaned up the language. The postman one was very funny - and it didn't need cursing to be so.

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PamMoorhouseWhite
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this have me howling with laughter...I cant wait until the next ones. Thanks these make my day!!!

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BiancaMack
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MAKE MORE! THEY ARE SO FUNNY! I LOVE THEM! MOSTLY THE ONE THAT SAYS I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN BUTLER!! HAHAHA LOVE THEM PLEASE MAKE MORE!

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ZamantshaliMtshali
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still wiping off my tears. Stomach hard as a rock from all the laughter. I want one of these dogs!

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XdArmando
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok so , who did this is a legend . funniest guy I ever saw until now =]]]]]

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Jason Smith
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is so hilarious,these texts are what my 2 dogs would send to me!

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CharlieSlusher
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my dog could text Dog These are stupid Why my dog Humans r r******d

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OdessaSmith
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

More please. I need more. I've read these on three different occasions and laughed my a*s off, and so have all my friends. Please, make more

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Richard
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Loving the personality of the dog. Thinking about what breed he might be...

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Linda Douglas
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I loved them! I literally laughed till I cried! Please.write more!!!

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MarkHeath
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank god my dog can't text. I hate to think what she'd be sending!!!! I love these....

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CarinSweerman
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These are flippin' great; I hear my own four-legged boy saying some of these lol Yes, more please!

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NickyTaylor
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Totally hilarious! We all read and laugh, laugh, laugh! Thanks

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KatieBailey
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MAKE MORE PLEASE.ME AND MY DOG READ THESE TOGETHER. I THINK HE LOVED LOVED LOVED THEM

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SueLong
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Funny, but would be funnier if you cleaned up the language. The postman one was very funny - and it didn't need cursing to be so.

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PamMoorhouseWhite
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this have me howling with laughter...I cant wait until the next ones. Thanks these make my day!!!

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BiancaMack
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

MAKE MORE! THEY ARE SO FUNNY! I LOVE THEM! MOSTLY THE ONE THAT SAYS I'VE BEEN BETRAYED BY MY OWN BUTLER!! HAHAHA LOVE THEM PLEASE MAKE MORE!

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ZamantshaliMtshali
Community Member
9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Still wiping off my tears. Stomach hard as a rock from all the laughter. I want one of these dogs!

xd.armando.3 avatar
XdArmando
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok so , who did this is a legend . funniest guy I ever saw until now =]]]]]

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Jason Smith
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this is so hilarious,these texts are what my 2 dogs would send to me!

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CharlieSlusher
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9 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If my dog could text Dog These are stupid Why my dog Humans r r******d

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