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Man Finds Dead Worm In His Cucumber, Tesco’s Response Is Brilliant
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Man Finds Dead Worm In His Cucumber, Tesco’s Response Is Brilliant

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Customer service departments probably aren’t the funnest places to work, so when Rob from Tesco customer care received a complaint from customer Wes Metcalfe recently, he must have been pleasantly surprised by the message he found. Because Wes’ “complaint” was actually a tongue-in-cheek anecdote about a worm he’d recently found inside the package of a Tesco cucumber, and as you can see from the below correspondence, Rob wasted no time in joining in the fun.

It all started when Metcalfe did some grocery shopping at a Tesco in Dinnington, Sheffield. Realizing that there was a rather flat (and rather dead) worm inside the plastic wrapper of his cucumber, he wrote to Tesco to complain. And things escalated pretty quickly after that…

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When Wes Metcalfe found a worm in his cucumber, he wrote to Tesco to complain

“We decided to name him William,” he wrote. “Our new pet appeared to be very unresponsive”

Rob from Tesco customer care replied shortly after, and his “heartfelt” response was hilarious

Metcalfe then sent Rob a funeral update which included a poem of his own

He even sent a picture of William’s funeral complete with a popsicle stick cross!

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And as you can see, things escalated pretty quickly from there…

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The humorous exchange has been liked more than 80,000 times on Facebook

Many people have suggested that Rob deserves a promotion, and we couldn’t agree more

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Ian Snyder
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely a gamble responding in that manner, but it's the sort of thing that's gold if and when it works out. It could have easily gone the other way.

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Alexis Cope
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both gentleman missed their true calling! Hallmark? Children's literature? Someone should recognize their talents.

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Aloriena
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Comedy writers some producer needs to drop everything an get those two working on the next comedy blockbuster

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Brenda Wells
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Rob is wonderful and these two guys are vrry entertaining. This world is full of s**t heads so a laugh or two is so refreshing! Laugh on guys, and by all means, please share!

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Kristine Rock
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent! It's nice to see a sense of humor (from both sides) instead of what's become the norm (hateful words/threats, as if something horrible were done on purpose).

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Lorna Traves
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hilarious had me laughing all the way through. Even had to read it again. Well done Rob for excellent customer care and a brilliant sense of humour and that goes equally for Wes too. :)

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Kimberly Carey
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By avoiding the "Standard Response", Rob has likely guaranteed that this customer is a long term customer, if not a customer for life. Way to go, Rob. There should be more like you, and more companies should realize they NEED employees like you.

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Natalie Patten
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a caterpillar in my tesco bought spanish peppers...We named him pedro the potential butterfly. He was alive..just cold

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Nora McKenna-Hurley
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome! That and the Amazon CS Thor/Odin exchange prove CS always goes better without those awful scripts.

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JustRoz
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think all of this calls for a children's book to be written. And given to all clients of Tesco!! And put cover of book on the wonderful shopping bags. Great Marketing !!

jkgoshy avatar
Judy Goshy
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have many earthworms in my flower beds and garden. My granddaughter keeps finding dead, slightly dried worms on the patio or walks. She's scared to pick them up. I show her it's ok and we are sad that they wandered onto the hot pavement and died, no longer able to do their fine work in the gardens.

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Mike Schiele
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cruel humor at the expense of such a noble animal. Worms suffocating to death while being shrink wrapped is NOT funny you guys. You shouldn't joke like this. I'm actually really disgusted you all think this is so hilarious. What if YOUR CHILD were suffocating in that shrink wrapped cucumber? Savages. My heart weeps for all of you.

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Karen Spence
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure I understand the customer's original point. Did he want his money back or did he just want to notify the company that a worm was in his cucumber?

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NoliBelle
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imma have to remember to check my cucumbers from now on before I.... eat them? Yes. Eat them.

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Abby
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant! Nice to see people having a sense of humour about a simple mistake. Rob is an asset to their company.

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Angélique
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait he gets a gift card because there was a worm on his cucumber???

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Kristina Yovita
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rob did great job, the most wanted CS alive! Can't stop smiling. ^^

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Deanna Szuter
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"don't let me get legal on your asses?" Seriously? The worm shows that maybe your produce wasn't grown in pesticides. How exactly was he going to get legal on Tesco's asses?

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Christine Naylor
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you to William, the worm that turned & ended up where he didn't expect!

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Phoenix O'Connor
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I definitely recommend quitting your day job. to those who get that phrase congrats, you get a cookie.

swailsed avatar
Ed Swails
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the imaginative responses between these two gentleman , but don't they waste time , lowering productivity , both parental and corporate , leading to broken families and driving up the price of cucumbers ?

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George Wright
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a National Holiday should be proclaimed in honor of William. Maybe even rename a street after him with a memorial placed at the center traffic circle!

ea1958 avatar
Eric Anderson
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You die twice; physically, and then again the last time someone mentions your name. Goodbye William.

jkgoshy avatar
Judy Goshy
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The customer service rep recognized a person with a wonderful sense of humor. I love this. There is a time when compensation isn't as important as notifying the company, although it did appear that the customer eventually required more than humor.

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Sonal Menon
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The exchanges are brilliant and customer service fantastic! On a separate note though, supermarkets really should stop wrapping every thing in cling film. Surely a whole cucumber need not be wrapped in plastic! Plastic consumption must be reduced to the bare minimum to save the ocean life.

sonalmenon3 avatar
Sonal Menon
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the exchanges are brilliant and customer service fantastic! On a different note though, supermarkets really should stop wrapping every thing in cling wrap. Surely a whole cucumber doesn't need to be wrapped in plastic. Plastic usage needs to be reduced to the bare minimum to save lives in the ocean.

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Ada Crandall
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok am I the only one who wanted to see the last letter to William and the amount of the gift card???? hahahah

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Susan L. Miller
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely fabulous exchange. I'm sure somewhere in worm heaven, William is wiggling with pride!

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Kitty Hatch
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there was a worm willie got caught up in silly plastic bag to which had been warned keep out of them now youve been harmed so sorry but a lesson learned listen well to those who know what will happen if you dont know

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Isa Mincu
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant...just brilliant! Sincere congrats on how this turned out, it is, by far, the most innovative approach I've seen. Outstanding!

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Bernard Seah
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... Is everyone going to ignore the fact that there was a worm on the cucumber?

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Edith Be
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very funny :-) Just the cross of sticks was one step too far.

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Jace McFarland
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems as though William in on the cucumber, not in the cucumber.

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Marlene Jones
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They make time. We are all on our devices doing nothing at some point in the day. They just use their time wisely and made many many people smile with this. You rock Rob.

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Rationalist X
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My opinion is that Wes Metcalfe doesn't have a stinkin thing to do in life. No charge...

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Daria Ave
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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how long this cucumber worm will hang on page top? It's disgusting

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seaufke
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://youtu.be/luwAMFcc2f8 and may they all rest/work in peace

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Tigger O
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7 years ago

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So - ultimately it was about the MONEY, Wes? What a shame. I was beginning to like you up until that point.

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Maureen Reardon
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7 years ago

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Funnest? I stopped reading the article at that word. What is wrong with people?

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Miloš Milosavljević
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7 years ago

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And we all lost sight of what could have killed the worm in the first place. The chemicals in cucumber for instance? :)

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Christian Hill
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7 years ago

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I was wondering why the hold times are so high with Tesco's customer service department. Now I know why. I guess just doing your job efficiently isn't good enough anymore.

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Alberto Cervantes
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7 years ago

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Uh? I think this is very stupid. I can't believe this!

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Ian Snyder
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Definitely a gamble responding in that manner, but it's the sort of thing that's gold if and when it works out. It could have easily gone the other way.

Load More Replies...
alexiscope avatar
Alexis Cope
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Both gentleman missed their true calling! Hallmark? Children's literature? Someone should recognize their talents.

aloriena avatar
Aloriena
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Comedy writers some producer needs to drop everything an get those two working on the next comedy blockbuster

Load More Replies...
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Brenda Wells
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think Rob is wonderful and these two guys are vrry entertaining. This world is full of s**t heads so a laugh or two is so refreshing! Laugh on guys, and by all means, please share!

chasingbutterflies9 avatar
Kristine Rock
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent! It's nice to see a sense of humor (from both sides) instead of what's become the norm (hateful words/threats, as if something horrible were done on purpose).

lornatraves_1 avatar
Lorna Traves
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hilarious had me laughing all the way through. Even had to read it again. Well done Rob for excellent customer care and a brilliant sense of humour and that goes equally for Wes too. :)

kimberyhough68 avatar
Kimberly Carey
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

By avoiding the "Standard Response", Rob has likely guaranteed that this customer is a long term customer, if not a customer for life. Way to go, Rob. There should be more like you, and more companies should realize they NEED employees like you.

natalie_latham avatar
Natalie Patten
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a caterpillar in my tesco bought spanish peppers...We named him pedro the potential butterfly. He was alive..just cold

nmckhurley avatar
Nora McKenna-Hurley
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome! That and the Amazon CS Thor/Odin exchange prove CS always goes better without those awful scripts.

roz_edelberg avatar
JustRoz
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Think all of this calls for a children's book to be written. And given to all clients of Tesco!! And put cover of book on the wonderful shopping bags. Great Marketing !!

jkgoshy avatar
Judy Goshy
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have many earthworms in my flower beds and garden. My granddaughter keeps finding dead, slightly dried worms on the patio or walks. She's scared to pick them up. I show her it's ok and we are sad that they wandered onto the hot pavement and died, no longer able to do their fine work in the gardens.

mershcomedyny avatar
Mike Schiele
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cruel humor at the expense of such a noble animal. Worms suffocating to death while being shrink wrapped is NOT funny you guys. You shouldn't joke like this. I'm actually really disgusted you all think this is so hilarious. What if YOUR CHILD were suffocating in that shrink wrapped cucumber? Savages. My heart weeps for all of you.

kpjs avatar
Karen Spence
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm not sure I understand the customer's original point. Did he want his money back or did he just want to notify the company that a worm was in his cucumber?

nolarocknrolla avatar
NoliBelle
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Imma have to remember to check my cucumbers from now on before I.... eat them? Yes. Eat them.

missabbydee avatar
Abby
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant! Nice to see people having a sense of humour about a simple mistake. Rob is an asset to their company.

angelique_ville avatar
Angélique
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait he gets a gift card because there was a worm on his cucumber???

kristinayovita avatar
Kristina Yovita
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rob did great job, the most wanted CS alive! Can't stop smiling. ^^

santadog9 avatar
Deanna Szuter
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"don't let me get legal on your asses?" Seriously? The worm shows that maybe your produce wasn't grown in pesticides. How exactly was he going to get legal on Tesco's asses?

chrissyan01_1 avatar
Christine Naylor
Community Member
6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you to William, the worm that turned & ended up where he didn't expect!

moonsparkejo avatar
Phoenix O'Connor
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I definitely recommend quitting your day job. to those who get that phrase congrats, you get a cookie.

swailsed avatar
Ed Swails
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love the imaginative responses between these two gentleman , but don't they waste time , lowering productivity , both parental and corporate , leading to broken families and driving up the price of cucumbers ?

geobarb100 avatar
George Wright
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think a National Holiday should be proclaimed in honor of William. Maybe even rename a street after him with a memorial placed at the center traffic circle!

ea1958 avatar
Eric Anderson
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You die twice; physically, and then again the last time someone mentions your name. Goodbye William.

jkgoshy avatar
Judy Goshy
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The customer service rep recognized a person with a wonderful sense of humor. I love this. There is a time when compensation isn't as important as notifying the company, although it did appear that the customer eventually required more than humor.

sonalmenon3 avatar
Sonal Menon
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The exchanges are brilliant and customer service fantastic! On a separate note though, supermarkets really should stop wrapping every thing in cling film. Surely a whole cucumber need not be wrapped in plastic! Plastic consumption must be reduced to the bare minimum to save the ocean life.

sonalmenon3 avatar
Sonal Menon
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the exchanges are brilliant and customer service fantastic! On a different note though, supermarkets really should stop wrapping every thing in cling wrap. Surely a whole cucumber doesn't need to be wrapped in plastic. Plastic usage needs to be reduced to the bare minimum to save lives in the ocean.

adacrandall avatar
Ada Crandall
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ok am I the only one who wanted to see the last letter to William and the amount of the gift card???? hahahah

54f516fe5361a avatar
Susan L. Miller
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Absolutely fabulous exchange. I'm sure somewhere in worm heaven, William is wiggling with pride!

crosstitcherus avatar
Kitty Hatch
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

there was a worm willie got caught up in silly plastic bag to which had been warned keep out of them now youve been harmed so sorry but a lesson learned listen well to those who know what will happen if you dont know

isabelle_mincu avatar
Isa Mincu
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Brilliant...just brilliant! Sincere congrats on how this turned out, it is, by far, the most innovative approach I've seen. Outstanding!

seah_bernard avatar
Bernard Seah
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So... Is everyone going to ignore the fact that there was a worm on the cucumber?

editb avatar
Edith Be
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Very funny :-) Just the cross of sticks was one step too far.

justjace avatar
Jace McFarland
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seems as though William in on the cucumber, not in the cucumber.

szudig avatar
doodybink56 avatar
Marlene Jones
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They make time. We are all on our devices doing nothing at some point in the day. They just use their time wisely and made many many people smile with this. You rock Rob.

Load More Replies...
rationalistx avatar
Rationalist X
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My opinion is that Wes Metcalfe doesn't have a stinkin thing to do in life. No charge...

sobakkka avatar
Daria Ave
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

how long this cucumber worm will hang on page top? It's disgusting

toedels avatar
seaufke
Community Member
7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://youtu.be/luwAMFcc2f8 and may they all rest/work in peace

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Tigger O
Community Member
7 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

So - ultimately it was about the MONEY, Wes? What a shame. I was beginning to like you up until that point.

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Maureen Reardon
Community Member
7 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

Funnest? I stopped reading the article at that word. What is wrong with people?

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Miloš Milosavljević
Community Member
7 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

And we all lost sight of what could have killed the worm in the first place. The chemicals in cucumber for instance? :)

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Christian Hill
Community Member
7 years ago

This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

I was wondering why the hold times are so high with Tesco's customer service department. Now I know why. I guess just doing your job efficiently isn't good enough anymore.

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Alberto Cervantes
Community Member
7 years ago

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Uh? I think this is very stupid. I can't believe this!

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