What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? Unfortunately, while it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. But, thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get.
From horror movie-esque, semi-abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room, and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used for advertising and showing the good side of housings to possible tenants.
If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing, and don't forget to comment!
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Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On
Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"
A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies
Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph
If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt
This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar
Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown
"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes
On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet
After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole
We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.
Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is
A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features
Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad
Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity
Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate
Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room
That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start
TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House
“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”
This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?
It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid
Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing
Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui
Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.
In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness
After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704
The writer on this one is a rock God! Absolutely hilarious!
Completely agree!!
He was great until about halfway down then it started waning, but I laughed at the good ones. Thanks caption writer : )
I can't decide what is funnier: the pics themselves or the captions.
It's the combination of the two that make it great
The comments are awesome....would love to know who wrote them and what else they have done.
Is that you Juste?
Excellent and A wonderful read! Your article is the best one I have learnd, and it has helped me. Keep doing that.
The writer on this one is a rock God! Absolutely hilarious!
Completely agree!!
He was great until about halfway down then it started waning, but I laughed at the good ones. Thanks caption writer : )
I can't decide what is funnier: the pics themselves or the captions.
It's the combination of the two that make it great
The comments are awesome....would love to know who wrote them and what else they have done.
Is that you Juste?
Excellent and A wonderful read! Your article is the best one I have learnd, and it has helped me. Keep doing that.