What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#2

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
2 years ago

Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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#3

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

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Tony Moon
Community Member
2 years ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

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Fanstacia D
Community Member
2 years ago

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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#5

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

How considerate.

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#6

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

What a crappy design.

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#7

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#8

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
2 years ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

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Sarah Mire
Community Member
2 years ago

This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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Susan Huber
Community Member
2 years ago

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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#12

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#13

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

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Cari Waldick
Community Member
2 years ago

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#15

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
2 years ago

Does it get hot here in the summer? Noooo, not at all.

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#16

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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cleverrapier
Community Member
2 years ago

And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Feed me, Seymour.

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#19

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#21

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

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Tony Formica
Community Member
2 years ago

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

Louise Brigance
Community Member
1 year ago

Mom may be under that pile. Died from laundry shock

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Daniel Dyke
Community Member
2 years ago

It was at that moment, the realtor realized... wrong house.

Catlady6000
Community Member
2 years ago

Wait! Does that really work!?!?!

Kristen Eshleman
Community Member
2 years ago

That’s better than Mom setting the whole place on fire because she couldn’t take one. more. pair. of skidmarked undies.

Araminta Self
Community Member
2 years ago

I actually had a client with laundry in the living room, kitchen, and garage! But none in the laundry room!

Jeffery Chance
Community Member
2 years ago

This is where you find the other match of you socks

♥Kitty♥
Community Member
1 year ago

I know that feeling lol

borklaser
Community Member
1 year ago

How did they get a pic of my house?

Larry Stewart
Community Member
1 year ago

Anybody else notice the Bored Panda on the right!!? ;-)

Douglas Campbell
Community Member
1 year ago

I've been to an open houses like this, and it smelled horrible!

Valereee
Community Member
1 year ago

and, I thought I was the only one with a big enough closet !

AzKahleesi
Community Member
1 year ago

this is how I feel every laundry day. "Eff it, just sell the house we'll start over"

Kitty Katty
Community Member
1 year ago

Yup, been there

Louise Stange-Wahl
Community Member
1 year ago

Actually, we have a room in our house that resembles this...but I know where everything is LOL!

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Hoarders: Buried Alive.

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

"House does not come with washer and dryer."

Mare Freed
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh look, it's my damn roommate's bedroom.

Jean van der Merwe
Community Member
1 year ago

Been there.

Danny Dean
Community Member
2 years ago

Hi, I'm Mike Lindell, Inventor, and CEO of MyPillow

Tony Moon
Community Member
2 years ago

I do believe the last tenant didn't finish the laundry because at some point they may have stopped breathing.

Karen Hausfeld
Community Member
2 years ago

Did she fall UNDER the laundry??

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Samantha Beckett
Community Member
1 year ago

This is funny as hell to me.. knew a guy who filled a spare bedroom with dirty clothes and just bought new ones every week because he hated doing laundry.

Andrew Grenon
Community Member
1 year ago

ADHD strikes again!

Panda Baller
Community Member
1 year ago

Is this designer clothes? If its not then can you meet me in the middle and knock it down 10k? Its going to take a lot of detergent.

Carol Emory
Community Member
1 year ago

That's a totally horrible picture! Those clothes shouldn't be all piled up on the table! They should be neatly hung and draped over a treadmill or an exercise bike! How cheap are these people anyway?!?

Ashley Wright
Community Member
1 year ago

Hint: remove all clothing and laundry baskets before taking realty photo.

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
1 year ago

And to add insult to injury they've left the ironing !!

Pink kitty
Community Member
1 year ago

As you do

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

This is a sewing room where none of the repairs or other projects have been completed.

Mairlady
Community Member
1 year ago

Omg!

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
1 year ago

This picture was obviously take right after the maid left. Or before she arrived? You choose.

Crystal Grundhoffer
Community Member
1 year ago

My parents had tenants like that... Bought new clothes instead of doing laundry

Susan Bonne
Community Member
1 year ago

Teenage wasteland

Silvia Redder
Community Member
1 year ago

Olha o quarto da minha filha, quando era adolescente!

Jonny Chevalier
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't really want to sell, just can't deal with the mess. time to move..

Aitchilm
Community Member
1 year ago

Laundry room.

Pauline Stephenson
Community Member
1 year ago

For a minute or two I thought it was my son's bedroom! I then saw the fan and wallpaper and also realised that it was too tidy to be his room. He would have far more clothes on the bedroom floor than in that shot.

Kimberly Young
Community Member
1 year ago

Upvoting because of the caption.

Desiree Wallis
Community Member
1 year ago

That might be the ugliest lamp I've ever seen...

Lorraine Good
Community Member
1 year ago

The laundry room. Not the one with the washer and dryer

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

And this is the third bedroom. As you can see it has a nicely centered window...hardwood floors? I can't really say.....

Ruth Meszaros
Community Member
1 year ago

What realtor in his right mind would take and show such a picture???

Noodle Nio
Community Member
1 year ago

Uhhh... free clothes???

Elly Clifton
Community Member
1 year ago

That comment really made me laugh. Probably cause sometimes it makes perfect sense

Nikki D
Community Member
1 year ago

I like the wallpaper, actually.

Kathy Johnson Emmett-Meek
Community Member
1 year ago

exactly.... (I can always buy new clothes from the sale" M.R.

Monty Glue
Community Member
1 year ago

Ah, just like home!

Peggy Perry
Community Member
1 year ago

House for sale, completely furnished.

Slune
Community Member
1 year ago

Escape room

JessG
Community Member
1 year ago

Da fuq?

Bethany Wilkerson
Community Member
1 year ago

I cannot stand seeing the previous home owners clutter in photos when I'm looking at potential houses. :(

Sandy J Renfroe
Community Member
1 year ago

And this is the laundry room...

vogonpoet
Community Member
1 year ago

"And somewhere under here you'll find a room"

Chrysann Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago

Hey! I knew people just like this!

Susie Opper
Community Member
2 years ago

Lol

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
2 years ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

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#23

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

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Ed Souza
Community Member
2 years ago

Room full of nightmares.

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#24

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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Gary Ashness
Community Member
2 years ago

Sniper

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#28

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#29

Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
2 years ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#30

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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yikes
Community Member
2 years ago

is this on....purpose?

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