What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#2

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
2 years ago

Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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#3

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

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Tony Moon
Community Member
2 years ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

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Fanstacia D
Community Member
2 years ago

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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#5

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

How considerate.

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#6

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

What a crappy design.

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#7

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#8

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
2 years ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

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Sarah Mire
Community Member
2 years ago

This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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Susan Huber
Community Member
2 years ago

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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#12

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#13

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

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Cari Waldick
Community Member
2 years ago

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#15

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
2 years ago

Does it get hot here in the summer? Noooo, not at all.

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#16

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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cleverrapier
Community Member
2 years ago

And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Feed me, Seymour.

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#19

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#21

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

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Tony Formica
Community Member
2 years ago

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
2 years ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

Monique G
Community Member
2 years ago

McDonald’s won

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Josh Starkey
Community Member
2 years ago

I hope those are all ghost orbs... not stains....

MammaG
Community Member
1 year ago

Dust, not "orbs."

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Vicky Stardust
Community Member
1 year ago

Seeing the whole room with the furniture I screamed out "Jesus"! Then realized, he's there too. 🤣

Patrick McKemie
Community Member
1 year ago

Why is Satan so much more jacked that Jesus? Jesus was a carpenter. Satan played the flute or something. Don't you just hate historical inaccuracies?

Cari Waldick
Community Member
2 years ago

Whoever wins gets free hot dogs to go with the ketchup and mustard.

Rayna Frigon Estness
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like Nacho Libre's living room...

Becky Alcock
Community Member
2 years ago

okay those orbs win, I'm out!

Aimee Vora
Community Member
2 years ago

There’s orbs everywhere in this pic...

Annika McNamara
Community Member
2 years ago

Finally someone else noticed....

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Le Box of Shame
Community Member
10 months ago

the design looks more like ketchup vs mustard

Pat Binns
Community Member
1 year ago

There are orbs in this photo. Get out now!

Jodie Fraser
Community Member
1 year ago

Place looks a little crowded, I can make out at least 6 orbs!

Sandy J Renfroe
Community Member
1 year ago

This is the hot dog room...

Susann Campbell
Community Member
1 year ago

When I first saw this , I asked myself, 'Where are the hot dogs ?'

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Chrysann Kelly
Community Member
2 years ago

Orbs everywhere!!!!

Susie Opper
Community Member
2 years ago

OMG, I’m sure people like this exist. Please, not in my neighborhood. 🙏🏻

diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

The colour - ewww!!

Stuart Neal
Community Member
2 years ago

Oh Come now, it's American diner, ketchup and mustard!

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Mary McGuire
Community Member
1 year ago

Orbs; look at the orbs; yikes

Marion Terry
Community Member
1 year ago

based on the number of orbs in the photo-there is a lot going on in this room!

Pat Binns
Community Member
1 year ago

There are orbs visible in this picture. Scary!

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

With all that liquor, I think Satan has the upper hand.

Batwench
Community Member
1 year ago

More concerned about the orbs!

Angela Moore Novelist
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't trust those orbs

Ruth Beaty
Community Member
1 year ago

Okay, that color scheme seriously offends me, and my eyes hurt now. Think I'll go lay down and think calm thoughts instead of beating someone to pieces with the paint cans that held that abomination of an offensive color.

Paola Martz
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

Gotta love the McDonald's color scheme, too!

Araminta Self
Community Member
2 years ago

So this is where Lucifer and Jesus hang on the weekends smoking doobies and throwing back some black Velvet whilst arm wrestling for a date with Mary of Magdalin?!

PinkPanda
Community Member
1 year ago

Certainly a conversation piece.

Samantha Beckett
Community Member
1 year ago

Was it Jesus or Satan that wanted it painted like you're going to see NASCAR?

Kristine Phillips
Community Member
1 year ago

orbs present

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
1 year ago

I see orbs, it's haunted !!

Javier Lee
Community Member
1 year ago

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Laurie Clark
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1 year ago

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Regan Vacknitz
Community Member
1 year ago

This coloring option, I would paint Jesus and Satan lucha libre wrestling.

Marit Von Pigeon
Community Member
1 year ago

Pretty sure this increases the property value.

Tracy Wolfe
Community Member
1 year ago

My eyes hurt.

Rottie Rebel
Community Member
1 year ago

I know not everyone believes, but look at all those orbs. RUN!!!!

Richard Hartmann
Community Member
1 year ago

I can imagine the use of that table completely.. Make shure they cleaned it from every residue of any white powder...

JID RN
Community Member
1 year ago

Satan won because it's a room from hell!

Jace
Community Member
1 year ago

Why is this not higher ranked???

Jim Sherring
Community Member
1 year ago

The one person who set their desktop to "Hot dog stand" - and kept it!

Mairlady
Community Member
1 year ago

Sick

Helen Kruse
Community Member
1 year ago

I wonder if this is the same house as the one with the pentagram?

Sherry Schaffer
Community Member
1 year ago

Wow.....just wow!

Arran Walker
Community Member
1 year ago

Even Satan would do a better job of decorating this room. And I’m really confused about these orbs.... WTF are they?

María Hermida
Community Member
1 year ago

Marca España 😂😂😂😂

htweeo
Community Member
1 year ago

alcohol or tea, my dearest?

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
1 year ago

Love the touch of the one palm leaf!

Kristina Hanson
Community Member
1 year ago

McDonald's, Hell, circa 1982.

Dan Raithel
Community Member
1 year ago

The Ketchup and Mustard Lounge.

Irene Fluit
Community Member
1 year ago

One of these things is not like the others....

Lyop
Community Member
1 year ago

The colors make me ill!!

Billy Ashley
Community Member
1 year ago

McDonalds anyone?

Scott Baumann
Community Member
1 year ago

mustard and ketchup

John Berry
Community Member
1 year ago

"Over the Top" the sequel.

Victoria Greenlee
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG, there's no accounting for taste.

Marzena Helena Leino
Community Member
1 year ago

I would love to view one more room ....and its interior design...

Godspeed
Community Member
1 year ago

The chairs have ulcers!

Louise Brigance
Community Member
1 year ago

The devil looks like George C Scott or Ted Cruz. Can't decide.

ron wireman
Community Member
1 year ago

Satan may have won the battle of the couches, but Jesus won win the war of wines.

Maria Barella
Community Member
1 year ago

"Me cago en el buen gusto" Decoración de interiores

Lorraine Good
Community Member
1 year ago

I got your back, man, hehehe

Furidox Jamaa
Community Member
1 year ago

Mcdonalds?

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

Jesus shaking hands with a Clingon...hey, God didn't just make one planet!!

Sanjay Spambox
Community Member
1 year ago

Hulk Hogan chose this life.

Sharyn Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

It’s like the worst shade of every colour used. That takes skill.

Joi Behrend
Community Member
1 year ago

The main floor of the house in pic #12, obviously.

Edwin Lesperance
Community Member
1 year ago

I thought Satan was supposed to be behind him...

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

The artist was high as hell and thought that was a good idea. When they sobered up, they realized what they did and said, "f*ck it. I'm selling the place."

Sara Halvorsen
Community Member
1 year ago

Over the Top!

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
1 year ago

Complete with a ketchup and mustard color scheme.

GABRIEL HICKNER
Community Member
1 year ago

I don't want to know what type of people live here.

My O My
Community Member
1 year ago

I feel a lady in a cat costume is missing

Grumble O'Pug
Community Member
1 year ago

LMAO!!!!

Idiotnews
Community Member
1 year ago

The vomit station.

Robin Lincoln
Community Member
1 year ago

what a filth lounge

Toujin C'Thlu
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm pretty sure that wall had many guests wondering...and making excuses to leave early

Full Name
Community Member
1 year ago

Ronald's mancave. He's been trying to bone Birdie there for years but she stays loyal to the Hamburglar.

bryant wishinski
Community Member
1 year ago

looks like satan wonn

Jeffery Chance
Community Member
2 years ago

The creators of McDonald's

Alfonso Munoz
Community Member
2 years ago

The house of McDonald’s founder

Loree Rihn
Community Member
2 years ago

This has to be in somewhere in florida

Gary Ashness
Community Member
2 years ago

Let go, let God

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#23

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

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Ed Souza
Community Member
2 years ago

Room full of nightmares.

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#24

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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Gary Ashness
Community Member
2 years ago

Sniper

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#28

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#29

Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
2 years ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#30

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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yikes
Community Member
2 years ago

is this on....purpose?

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