30 Terrible Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents
What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get.
From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants.
If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment!
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Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On
Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"
A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies
Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph
If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt
This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar
Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown
"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes
On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet
Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is
After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole
A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features
Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad
Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity
I’m honestly impressed the agent got the photo without being in it.
The greater feat is how they managed to get the photo without being caught in a reflection. Vampire photog?
The cameraman positioned themselves so that they occupied the space where the window cuts out the mirror on the far wall. So you're actually looking into the bathroom from the doorway but there's a window with trees outside it right across from the camera, so no reflection because it's not mirrored right there?
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The perfect bathroom for a narcissistic individual. Do you know anyone offhand?
Three people, at least. And I would enjoy it, not for myself, but to see the ever repeating versions of my bathroom.
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Wenn you want to be watched pooping by an infinite set of your own eyes.
HA-That was my first thought too. After I recovered from the vertigo
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For your convenience, the swimming pool is filled with Windex for easy refills.
...for removing smashed nose-prints from all the mirror?
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And there, staring back at me from the toilet in the mirror universe, are my rolls of belly fat.
Where's the photographer's reflection, though? Surely the bigger question here is why a vampire decided to go into real estate...
To all of you who are saying how did they do it without being in the pic: tripod and camera are visible. Look at the top right hand corner and also again at the top of the picture, slightly off centre to the right. Also, one leg of the tripod is visible in the bottom right corner, too.
noooooo, don't care how they did it, surprised no one threw up doing it!
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I'm wondering how many times someone has stumbled into one of the mirrors after mistaking it for the door.
I'm gonna assume there's been a lot of cocaine snorted in this bathroom
But... where's the photographer's reflection? Surely the bigger question here is why a vampire decided to go into real estate...
With this kind of exposure I wouldn't mind attempting to tweeze my balloon knot hairs.
We also thought the narcissistic people under us must have a room where they can see every peace of there body! It's their right!
Now Mr. Trump might like this bathroom, since he seems to like looking at himself. Just a little over kill with the lights an mirrors
Quick, turn on the hot water, once the steam starts you can sent out signals to a rescue route.
You can do your makeup while sitting on the loo...or you can check if you've wiped properly ;) ;)
How the heck do you get out of there?? Or find the toilet in an emergency?? Oh here it is.... oops. Well, upon reflection, that wasn't it at all.
More Importantly, how did they manage to take this photo without getting the camera and cameraperson repeated infinitely? O.o
sanity will be questionable after a few hours or if drunk or wasted...
From here only straight to mental asylum... Maybe they could help the designers too. Remember there is always hope for everyone LOL
Help, I'm trapped in the bathroom & can't find which one is the real door
can we appreciate that you can't see the camera man in the mirrors?
Perfect for when you feel like going on a salvia trip but you're all out of salvia.
I like this one. Cool room to see, but not an everyday thing....... xan you imagine cleaning that room,.. with kids..... yikes
You can get dressed, do your hair and put your makeup on all while using the toilet.
If you thought your wife spent a long time in the bathroom before... just wait.
And your 4 teenage daughters. Oh, well, there is a restroom down the street at 7-11.
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Here you can efficiently combine using the toilet and using your toiletries, such as shaving or putting on makeup...
I kind of like this one its trippy. However I would not like having to clean all those mirrors.
Is the estate agent a vampire? How can they not show up in any of the reflections?
Although I’ve never had one, so am only speculating, this looks like an LSD trip to me. Lol. 😂
Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate
Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room
Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30
That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start
TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House
“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”
“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“
This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?
It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid
Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing
Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui
Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.
In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness
After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704
The writer on this one is a rock God! Absolutely hilarious!
Completely agree!!