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Dreaming up the perfect home is a fun little getaway. It could be a snug little cabin surrounded by trees or a stylish apartment in a bustling city. Maybe it’s filled with vintage charm or decked out with modern cool gadgets.

However, when you dive into the real estate market, reality often splashes cold water on those daydreams. Not every house is a match, but thanks to a hilarious blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we stumbled upon some listings that are so bad, they circle back to being good.

These funny real estate listings take us on an adventure from spooky, forgotten apartments to homes that march to the beat of their own quirky decor and odd construction choices. It seems like the agents behind these ads tossed the idea of cleaning up right out the window before snapping photos of these terrible houses.

What did they capture instead? Listings with a live bat hanging around, a giant pig making itself at home in the living room, and wild horses taking over the front yards. And believe it or not, these funny real estate photos were actually used to attract potential buyers.

If you’re up for a good chuckle and a lesson in what not to do when putting your home up for sale, the list of terrible real estate photos below is your go-to. Scroll down, pick the worst listing, and don’t hold back on sharing your thoughts in the comments!

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Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Dirty house with sleeping pig

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Are These Funny Real Estate Listings Real or Just a Joke?

It might be hard to believe, but the funny real estate listings featured here are real and not just a concocted joke. The blog Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, where these listings are curated, assures that every image showcased has genuinely been used by a real estate agent to promote a property online.

So, as you scroll through and chuckle at the listings, remember — someone somewhere thought these photos were the ticket to a successful property sale!

#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

Dirty old room with red bicycle

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Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Empty room with floor stains and window

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If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

Empty room with many fire extinguishers in the corner

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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Do Funny Real Estate Listings Affect the Sale of a Property?

A funny real estate listing can indeed impact the sale of a property, although the effects may vary.

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On one hand, a humorous listing can capture attention and even go viral. For instance, real estate agent Philippa Main used humor in a property description for an honestly terrible house, which not only caught widespread attention but led to a successful sale. Initially listed as a fixer-upper for $51,000, the property closed in three weeks. After a comprehensive renovation, it was re-listed for $225,000.

On the flip side, the humor or quirks in a listing could divert attention from the property’s actual value and attributes. Potential buyers might question the professionalism of the real estate agent based on the quality and nature of the listing. So yeah, not for everyone.

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This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

Room with three white doors on wall

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For me, the funniest part about your comment is that for a moment, I didn't get the joke. And I was thinking "should I know that his house looked something like this? with everywhere having all these little doo-o-ohhh I get it!!" ha. Time for bed apparently, it's the end of the day.

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Jaguarundi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We lived in this house. Weird closets went right to the exterior wall, which wasn't insulated.

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YZ
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually quite like this. There's so many places to hide! You could play the greatest game of hide & seek here.

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diane a
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you use enough fake doors people think your house is way bigger than it is - also that you have plenty of storage.

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Aunt Messy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Those are attic doors and I've seen this done before. If you open the door, there's a pull down ladder so you can get in and out. Probably the air conditioner or furnace is behind one of those doors. No. I don't know why there would be different levels.

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Kristen Eshleman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This must be where they filmed part of “Being John Malkovitch”.

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Marissa Hagerman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Whats with the doors?Oh,those are my bunkers from the vaccuum! . . .

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JID RN
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The two smaller doors could house the central air system, hot water heater....

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jevais
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ment to say like being in the the Kafkaïen house

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jevais
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The architect was on something very strange to come up with such a weird layout

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Han
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Colt family home. I'm obsessed with that place ...

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Arran Walker
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I might find this cool... depending on what’s actually behind those other doors....

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Kitty Hugenschmidt
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is Alice's House...."One side will make you grow Taller, and one side will make you grow Smaller"... Alice got hooked on the Mushrooms and brought some back with her!

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Donald Holder*Doc
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And this is just the view of the attic! More surprises await. Curious buyers only please.

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Celestial Lynx
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like someone wanted to live in the fun houses you find at fairs 🎡🎪🤹‍♀️

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John Kamau
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a security Expert's playhouse because one has to perform a lot of penetration testing to find loopholes... Hmmm....

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Marzena Helena Leino
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even I cannot find any funny comment to make and this is something!!!! Success [of a kind :)]

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Michael Sharpe
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm guessing the stairs are under those cupboards, maximising storage in a weirdly shaped house

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Kitty Katty
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"One of the doors leads to freedom, and you can only ask one guard one question"

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Kit Saust
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This house belongs to the Three Bears. The Big door is Pappa bear's; Medium door is for Mama bear and Little door belongs to the Baby bear. No Huffin-n- Puffin needed!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone saw the commercial for fake doors while watching Rick and Morty, lol.

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that sucks for them in reality because the Dream Dictionary states - "It can also represent a lost opportunity in life, such as a promotion at work if the door is small. A locked door can be a symbol of goals out of reach or of gossip behind your back. However, an open door means that your wishes may be fulfilled soon. A door in your dream could mean harm or damage." lmao

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Why Are Photos So Important in Real Estate Listings?

You know that feeling when a great photo stops your daily scrolling? That’s exactly the vibe one aims for in a real estate listing. Photos are the first “hello!” — that welcoming nod from across the room beckoning you to step closer and see what’s inside.

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It really boils down to the feels. As buyers look through listings, that striking photo can make them pause and picture their life unfolding there, like that kitchen just waiting for Sunday pancakes or the backyard that’s just so perfect for summer barbecues.

House hunting today is less about spotting places down the streets and more about swiping through photos online. Sure, we always hear about “location, location, location,” but let’s not overlook the home’s visual storyteller: those inviting, well-framed shots that make you think, “Could this finally be the one?”

#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

Room with flower wallpaper walls and bed

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

Room with red tiles, toilet, cupboard and chair

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After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

Backyard with white chairs and pool with matress

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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What Are Some Common Mistakes When Taking Photos for Real Estate Listings?

Jumping from the charm of a great photo to the ones that make us go, “Oh no!” let’s see the missteps that can happen when taking pictures for real estate listings. It’s similar to when you take a selfie — sometimes what you think is your best angle turns out to be... well, not so much.

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First up, lighting. A dark, gloomy picture can make even the sunniest of spaces feel like a dungeon. And on the flip side, too much light washes everything out, leaving potential buyers squinting at the screen.

Then there’s clutter. Photos crammed with personal items might show a lived-in space, but they don’t let buyers imagine making the place their own.

Awkward angles can also throw a viewer off. They make spaces seem oddly shaped or sized, and not in a fun house of mirrors kind of way. The aim is to give a true-to-life representation that feels both spacious and cozy.

And about going DIY with your photos... While it’s tempting to save money, sometimes it’s worth it to call in the pros for that extra polish.

#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

Room with red brick walls and pentagram on the floor

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What Are Some Fun Facts About the Real Estate Industry?

1. The White House Value

Did you know that the White House in Washington, DC has an estimated value? According to the real estate company Zillow, it’s worth around $400 million. Imagine listing that on a real estate website!

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2. Haunted House Sales

Here’s something that might send a shiver down your spine: A survey by Cinch Home Services, which included 1,000 participants across the United States, found that 83% of respondents have experienced some form of paranormal activity at home. About 10% have sold their homes because they thought they were haunted.

3. The Power of Color

Another Zillow study found that homes with black front doors can sell for about $6,449 more than expected. Who knew that the color of your door could make such a difference in your home’s selling price?

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Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Purple bathroom with mirrors

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Purple room with dolls, purple sofa and painting on the ceiling

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Green room with flowers, green table and chairs

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

Bathroom with three toilets and sink

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TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

Room with wallpaper walls and huge pile of laundry

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

Yellow room with red sofas and Biblical painting on the wall

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

Pink bathroom with painting on the floor

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Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Dirty old room with flying bat

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Bedroom with bed and pile of chairs

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

Room with open bathroom

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

Dirty empty room with mold

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We’ve scoured through a bizarre collection of funny real estate listings, uncovering what could easily be some of the worst houses ever to hit the market. From dilapidated structures to interiors where animals roam free, it’s been quite the showcase.

Which ones struck you as the craziest real estate disasters? Cast your vote for the top contenders and drop a comment below!