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Dreaming up the perfect home is a fun little getaway. It could be a snug little cabin surrounded by trees or a stylish apartment in a bustling city. Maybe it’s filled with vintage charm or decked out with modern cool gadgets.

However, when you dive into the real estate market, reality often splashes cold water on those daydreams. Not every house is a match, but thanks to a hilarious blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we stumbled upon some listings that are so bad, they circle back to being good.

These funny real estate listings take us on an adventure from spooky, forgotten apartments to homes that march to the beat of their own quirky decor and odd construction choices. It seems like the agents behind these ads tossed the idea of cleaning up right out the window before snapping photos of these terrible houses.

What did they capture instead? Listings with a live bat hanging around, a giant pig making itself at home in the living room, and wild horses taking over the front yards. And believe it or not, these funny real estate photos were actually used to attract potential buyers.

If you’re up for a good chuckle and a lesson in what not to do when putting your home up for sale, the list of terrible real estate photos below is your go-to. Scroll down, pick the worst listing, and don’t hold back on sharing your thoughts in the comments!

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Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Dirty house with sleeping pig

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Are These Funny Real Estate Listings Real or Just a Joke?

It might be hard to believe, but the funny real estate listings featured here are real and not just a concocted joke. The blog Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, where these listings are curated, assures that every image showcased has genuinely been used by a real estate agent to promote a property online.

So, as you scroll through and chuckle at the listings, remember — someone somewhere thought these photos were the ticket to a successful property sale!

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A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

Dirty old room with red bicycle

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Fanstacia D
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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Shamus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ha ha, living near Toronto I get this. "Some updating required. At 1.2 mil, the price reflects this."

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Danny Dean
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Are You Afraid of the Dark?" The Tale of the Shiny Red Bicycle was filmed here

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Leya Luna
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Live inside like your outside plus with free mildew, rats and disease

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Han
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's such a dope bike, three on the tree. I had a purple Malvern Star that looked almost identical.

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Cindy Edwards
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Clients say real estate agent has strange spiral markings on each cheek...

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Philly Bob Squires
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

New York City apartment overlooking Central Park! Just 3.5 mil! Great fixer-upper!

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Sean Patrick
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't bother painting the walls. They'll just bleed over it anyway.

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Id row
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're selling the house in the woods from The Blair Witch Project?

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Bill Carmody
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Youre looking at a VALUABLE Raleigh chopper from the late 60's early 70's. Value on ebay, upwards of $800 in used condition !!!

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Peter Hardy
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

that bike is a classic! would fetch more than the residence.

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Carol Taylor
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HEY..!! I've got that bike sitting in my shed in the backyard right now..

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Jace
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So many sad old places that have gone to rot. Usually with better architectural details and style than the garbage built today.

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htweeo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

imagine how the room would look painted red. wait i'll help ....

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Jamie Fruita
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There is something looking in the upper right pane of glass. A cat, owl, or...?

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Danielle Anderson
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

1.2 million?? Guessing it needs to be burned to the ground and some developer put in condos and sells them for 1.2 million/per 400sqfoot appointment!!! Maybe we should all invest 500/piece....our return would be astronomical

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Id row
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of the way I pictured the old Tom Riddle house from the way they described it in the book.

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Tia Wong
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like a scene from the Fallout video game series.

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Rob Chapman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is probably Pripyat, Ukraine. Abandoned after the Chernobyl disaster.

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Jim Price
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"This particular style is called 'Post Modern Apocalypse'."

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Alex
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real estate agent to client: " I want to play a game"

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Kyra
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you: WHAT WAS THAT?! bike : it was meh. you: oh. sorry.

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LanteiaTG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's like even the sunlight from the half open door knows not to creep too far in.

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Araminta Self
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

North End Boise Hime 2.5 Million; once home to Bicycle theft ring lord

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Annika McNamara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would have been perfect if that was a lil red tricycle....I came I saw... I bought it ..

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Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Empty room with floor stains and window

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If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

Empty room with many fire extinguishers in the corner

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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Do Funny Real Estate Listings Affect the Sale of a Property?

A funny real estate listing can indeed impact the sale of a property, although the effects may vary.

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On one hand, a humorous listing can capture attention and even go viral. For instance, real estate agent Philippa Main used humor in a property description for an honestly terrible house, which not only caught widespread attention but led to a successful sale. Initially listed as a fixer-upper for $51,000, the property closed in three weeks. After a comprehensive renovation, it was re-listed for $225,000.

On the flip side, the humor or quirks in a listing could divert attention from the property’s actual value and attributes. Potential buyers might question the professionalism of the real estate agent based on the quality and nature of the listing. So yeah, not for everyone.

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Why Are Photos So Important in Real Estate Listings?

You know that feeling when a great photo stops your daily scrolling? That’s exactly the vibe one aims for in a real estate listing. Photos are the first “hello!” — that welcoming nod from across the room beckoning you to step closer and see what’s inside.

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It really boils down to the feels. As buyers look through listings, that striking photo can make them pause and picture their life unfolding there, like that kitchen just waiting for Sunday pancakes or the backyard that’s just so perfect for summer barbecues.

House hunting today is less about spotting places down the streets and more about swiping through photos online. Sure, we always hear about “location, location, location,” but let’s not overlook the home’s visual storyteller: those inviting, well-framed shots that make you think, “Could this finally be the one?”

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"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

Room with flower wallpaper walls and bed

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

Room with red tiles, toilet, cupboard and chair

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After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

Backyard with white chairs and pool with matress

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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What Are Some Common Mistakes When Taking Photos for Real Estate Listings?

Jumping from the charm of a great photo to the ones that make us go, “Oh no!” let’s see the missteps that can happen when taking pictures for real estate listings. It’s similar to when you take a selfie — sometimes what you think is your best angle turns out to be... well, not so much.

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First up, lighting. A dark, gloomy picture can make even the sunniest of spaces feel like a dungeon. And on the flip side, too much light washes everything out, leaving potential buyers squinting at the screen.

Then there’s clutter. Photos crammed with personal items might show a lived-in space, but they don’t let buyers imagine making the place their own.

Awkward angles can also throw a viewer off. They make spaces seem oddly shaped or sized, and not in a fun house of mirrors kind of way. The aim is to give a true-to-life representation that feels both spacious and cozy.

And about going DIY with your photos... While it’s tempting to save money, sometimes it’s worth it to call in the pros for that extra polish.

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A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

Room with red brick walls and pentagram on the floor

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What Are Some Fun Facts About the Real Estate Industry?

1. The White House Value

Did you know that the White House in Washington, DC has an estimated value? According to the real estate company Zillow, it’s worth around $400 million. Imagine listing that on a real estate website!

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2. Haunted House Sales

Here’s something that might send a shiver down your spine: A survey by Cinch Home Services, which included 1,000 participants across the United States, found that 83% of respondents have experienced some form of paranormal activity at home. About 10% have sold their homes because they thought they were haunted.

3. The Power of Color

Another Zillow study found that homes with black front doors can sell for about $6,449 more than expected. Who knew that the color of your door could make such a difference in your home’s selling price?

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Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Purple bathroom with mirrors

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Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Purple room with dolls, purple sofa and painting on the ceiling

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Green room with flowers, green table and chairs

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

Bathroom with three toilets and sink

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TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

Room with wallpaper walls and huge pile of laundry

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

Yellow room with red sofas and Biblical painting on the wall

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

Pink bathroom with painting on the floor

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Dirty old room with flying bat

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Bedroom with bed and pile of chairs

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

Room with open bathroom

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

Dirty empty room with mold

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We’ve scoured through a bizarre collection of funny real estate listings, uncovering what could easily be some of the worst houses ever to hit the market. From dilapidated structures to interiors where animals roam free, it’s been quite the showcase.

Which ones struck you as the craziest real estate disasters? Cast your vote for the top contenders and drop a comment below!