What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#2

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
2 years ago

Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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#3

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

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Tony Moon
Community Member
2 years ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

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Fanstacia D
Community Member
2 years ago

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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#5

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

How considerate.

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#6

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#7

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

What a crappy design.

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#8

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
2 years ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

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Sarah Mire
Community Member
2 years ago

This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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Susan Huber
Community Member
2 years ago

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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#12

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#13

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

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Cari Waldick
Community Member
2 years ago

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

Panda Baller
Community Member
2 years ago

you are really cracking me up at work here.!!!! How am I suppose to act normal if this material is out of this world?

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The Girl on Fire
Community Member
2 years ago

Several wild lawn chairs are spotted swimming at the bottom of the watering hole, as well. What a thriving ecosystem.

Timothy Mathews
Community Member
2 years ago

Mattresses are friendly, dim-witted, docile creatures capable of speech. They are all called Zem and live in the swamps of Sqornshellous Zeta. Many of them are slaughtered, dried out, and shipped around the galaxy to be slept on by grateful customers, though they do not appear to mind this, one noting that since they are all called Zem they never know which of them have been killed anyway so their concern and grief - "globbering" - is kept to a minimum. No one really knows what mattresses are meant to gain from life. They live quiet, private lives where they "flollop and vollue" to amuse themselves. Mattresses make a variety of noises that are not supposed to be able to be made by other lifeforms throughout the galaxy, such as willomies, globbers, flurs, and glurries. Those being only a few examples. Mattresses are also capable of doing things floopily, meaning in a floopy manner. (Douglas Adams)

Desiree Wallis
Community Member
2 years ago

There's no towels....

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Jennifer Morris
Community Member
2 years ago

what? Never heard of mattress surfing?

Timothy Mathews
Community Member
2 years ago

It sounds like bed hopping which is what I say of someone who is promiscuous. "You're a bed hopper." Or, if I'm feeling like spoonerising it, " You're a head bopper."

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Dani
Community Member
2 years ago

Caption is killing it!

Michelle Arnold-Yeager
Community Member
2 years ago

In answer to your question, sir about 'does it storm here much?'....

Archie Demarest
Community Member
2 years ago

Mommeeee!!! My air mattress won't float!

Lis Stedman
Community Member
2 years ago

... and are promptly killed by the predatory deckchairs, which lie in wait below the surface...

Jade Uno
Community Member
2 years ago

Pool comes complete with Daybeds and Basking chairs...

Jonathon Smith
Community Member
2 years ago

I've done this to help wildlife escape. Seems to be effective (far fewer dead things upon return)

Toujin C'Thlu
Community Member
2 years ago

Must've been quite the party last night.

Aaron Cris
Community Member
2 years ago

Priceless caption on this one.

A B C
Community Member
2 years ago

Did you notice the rest of the pool furniture in the pool, right next to the stairs?

Araminta Self
Community Member
2 years ago

Water beds are included!

Rosie Funnell
Community Member
2 years ago

Well... I guess they're water "features"

BusLady
Community Member
2 years ago

I'd say it was a Frat party, but where are the beer cans and pizza boxes?

Jeffery Chance
Community Member
2 years ago

Just really tired

Kumaraswamy Ramanjanayalu
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4 weeks ago

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R Tate Dancer
Community Member
2 years ago

And on really hot days , you can lounge on the chairs IN the pool (not responsible for drownings caused by outdoor furniture placement)

Cynthia Moore
Community Member
2 years ago

angry neighbor house looks on

Carol Emory
Community Member
2 years ago

I bet teenagers put them there so when they tried to jump across the pool, missing the landing wouldn't result in an ambulance ride to the hospital.

Marissa Hagerman
Community Member
2 years ago

Me when im going home after a long day of work..I stagger around bc im so tired I dunno where im going cx

jenjie.newt
Community Member
2 years ago

Note the additional underwater seating

Vinniegret
Community Member
2 years ago

I think the bedframes are in the pool as well

Aislynn Perez
Community Member
2 years ago

looks like they went for a swim lol

Andres Washington
Community Member
2 years ago

I was about to say I see nothing

Marra Sky
Community Member
2 years ago

Lmao! Who comes up with these captions?!

Jace
Community Member
2 years ago

Another good caption.

Rudra Biswas
Community Member
2 years ago

I am reading this in David Attenborough's voice !

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
2 years ago

This is a picture of a pool in a housing community. It's just showing that it's available for drunken neighborhood pool parties.

Diana Eisenbart
Community Member
2 years ago

That's one way to clean your mattress.

Vicki Abbott
Community Member
2 years ago

No, this one.

Magik cofee
Community Member
2 years ago

for when you have totally real mermaids visit

John Kamau
Community Member
2 years ago

Security, Nobody's gonna carry them mattresses whey they are this heavy

Z Kalnina
Community Member
2 years ago

They're diving in to save the sunbeds ..

Jerica Bianca Bautista
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't be daft! They're water beds!

Aria FAFAT
Community Member
2 years ago

um it's called an underwater playground, doesn't every house have one of those, complete with broken deck chairs? smh, people these days...

Karnelia
Community Member
2 years ago

This is really one of the best pist on BP in a long time. I lolled several times. Love this one as well ;)

bri james
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like a condo complex pool, some idiot moving out didn't want to haul the mattress to the dumpster

Lorraine Good
Community Member
2 years ago

The owner has even installed mattress for the kiddies so they don't hurt themselves

Oliver Phillips
Community Member
2 years ago

Don't mind the other furniture just drowning.

Marie Watkins Crocker
Community Member
2 years ago

It looks like their flolloping days are done.

Id row
Community Member
2 years ago

Plus all the other crap at the bottom.

Kathryn Baylis
Community Member
2 years ago

I think those are the cushions for the chaises. It looks like high winds blew them off and onto the edge of the pool---there's other furniture in the pool. Unless, of course, it was a wild party...

Nikki Stevenson
Community Member
2 years ago

not to mention the extra pool furniture at the bottom of the pool

GABRIEL HICKNER
Community Member
2 years ago

Actually, that might be comfortable.

Nikki D
Community Member
2 years ago

Ugh, so all your neighbors can watch you swim. No thanks.

Nikki D
Community Member
2 years ago

Nvm, I think that is a communal pool.

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Kathy Johnson Emmett-Meek
Community Member
2 years ago

I don't like to have the neighbors able to gape over my yard/pool. but no excuse for the nappy mattresses!!

THEPS
Community Member
2 years ago

Looks like some chairs met their untimely end .

Peggy Perry
Community Member
2 years ago

Here you can relax on pool loungers in, out, or halfway of the pool.

alexandra laurita
Community Member
2 years ago

“A pair appears”. Sorry, couldn’t help it.

Wanda Queen
Community Member
2 years ago

Quick! Get your zoom lens on!

diane a
Community Member
2 years ago

The kids are still wetting their beds

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L.j. Bus
Community Member
2 years ago

I would say it’s handy for the pets to climb out if they fall in but with that convenient stairs there’s no need for that so I don’t know lol

rena
Community Member
2 years ago

Well on hot days this is just being one step ahead of a sweaty night.

Kyra
Community Member
2 years ago

when are the chairs gonna be here?

Danny Dean
Community Member
2 years ago

hey, look ma it's them lux pool mattress them rappers on MTV Cribs have

Heidi Golff
Community Member
2 years ago

Perfect heading

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#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#15

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
2 years ago

Does it get hot here in the summer? Noooo, not at all.

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#16

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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cleverrapier
Community Member
2 years ago

And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Feed me, Seymour.

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#19

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
2 years ago

I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#21

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

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Tony Formica
Community Member
2 years ago

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
2 years ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

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#23

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

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Ed Souza
Community Member
2 years ago

Room full of nightmares.

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#24

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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Gary Ashness
Community Member
2 years ago

Sniper

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
2 years ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#28

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

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Wynand
Community Member
2 years ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#29

Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
2 years ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#30

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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yikes
Community Member
2 years ago

is this on....purpose?

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