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Dreaming up the perfect home is a fun little getaway. It could be a snug little cabin surrounded by trees or a stylish apartment in a bustling city. Maybe it’s filled with vintage charm or decked out with modern cool gadgets.

However, when you dive into the real estate market, reality often splashes cold water on those daydreams. Not every house is a match, but thanks to a hilarious blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we stumbled upon some listings that are so bad, they circle back to being good.

These funny real estate listings take us on an adventure from spooky, forgotten apartments to homes that march to the beat of their own quirky decor and odd construction choices. It seems like the agents behind these ads tossed the idea of cleaning up right out the window before snapping photos of these terrible houses.

What did they capture instead? Listings with a live bat hanging around, a giant pig making itself at home in the living room, and wild horses taking over the front yards. And believe it or not, these funny real estate photos were actually used to attract potential buyers.

If you’re up for a good chuckle and a lesson in what not to do when putting your home up for sale, the list of terrible real estate photos below is your go-to. Scroll down, pick the worst listing, and don’t hold back on sharing your thoughts in the comments!

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Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Dirty house with sleeping pig

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Are These Funny Real Estate Listings Real or Just a Joke?

It might be hard to believe, but the funny real estate listings featured here are real and not just a concocted joke. The blog Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, where these listings are curated, assures that every image showcased has genuinely been used by a real estate agent to promote a property online.

So, as you scroll through and chuckle at the listings, remember — someone somewhere thought these photos were the ticket to a successful property sale!

#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

Dirty old room with red bicycle

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Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Empty room with floor stains and window

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If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

Empty room with many fire extinguishers in the corner

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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Do Funny Real Estate Listings Affect the Sale of a Property?

A funny real estate listing can indeed impact the sale of a property, although the effects may vary.

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On one hand, a humorous listing can capture attention and even go viral. For instance, real estate agent Philippa Main used humor in a property description for an honestly terrible house, which not only caught widespread attention but led to a successful sale. Initially listed as a fixer-upper for $51,000, the property closed in three weeks. After a comprehensive renovation, it was re-listed for $225,000.

On the flip side, the humor or quirks in a listing could divert attention from the property’s actual value and attributes. Potential buyers might question the professionalism of the real estate agent based on the quality and nature of the listing. So yeah, not for everyone.

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Why Are Photos So Important in Real Estate Listings?

You know that feeling when a great photo stops your daily scrolling? That’s exactly the vibe one aims for in a real estate listing. Photos are the first “hello!” — that welcoming nod from across the room beckoning you to step closer and see what’s inside.

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It really boils down to the feels. As buyers look through listings, that striking photo can make them pause and picture their life unfolding there, like that kitchen just waiting for Sunday pancakes or the backyard that’s just so perfect for summer barbecues.

House hunting today is less about spotting places down the streets and more about swiping through photos online. Sure, we always hear about “location, location, location,” but let’s not overlook the home’s visual storyteller: those inviting, well-framed shots that make you think, “Could this finally be the one?”

#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

Room with flower wallpaper walls and bed

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

Room with red tiles, toilet, cupboard and chair

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After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

Backyard with white chairs and pool with matress

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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What Are Some Common Mistakes When Taking Photos for Real Estate Listings?

Jumping from the charm of a great photo to the ones that make us go, “Oh no!” let’s see the missteps that can happen when taking pictures for real estate listings. It’s similar to when you take a selfie — sometimes what you think is your best angle turns out to be... well, not so much.

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First up, lighting. A dark, gloomy picture can make even the sunniest of spaces feel like a dungeon. And on the flip side, too much light washes everything out, leaving potential buyers squinting at the screen.

Then there’s clutter. Photos crammed with personal items might show a lived-in space, but they don’t let buyers imagine making the place their own.

Awkward angles can also throw a viewer off. They make spaces seem oddly shaped or sized, and not in a fun house of mirrors kind of way. The aim is to give a true-to-life representation that feels both spacious and cozy.

And about going DIY with your photos... While it’s tempting to save money, sometimes it’s worth it to call in the pros for that extra polish.

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A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

Room with red brick walls and pentagram on the floor

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What Are Some Fun Facts About the Real Estate Industry?

1. The White House Value

Did you know that the White House in Washington, DC has an estimated value? According to the real estate company Zillow, it’s worth around $400 million. Imagine listing that on a real estate website!

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2. Haunted House Sales

Here’s something that might send a shiver down your spine: A survey by Cinch Home Services, which included 1,000 participants across the United States, found that 83% of respondents have experienced some form of paranormal activity at home. About 10% have sold their homes because they thought they were haunted.

3. The Power of Color

Another Zillow study found that homes with black front doors can sell for about $6,449 more than expected. Who knew that the color of your door could make such a difference in your home’s selling price?

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Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Purple bathroom with mirrors

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Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Purple room with dolls, purple sofa and painting on the ceiling

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Green room with flowers, green table and chairs

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That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

Bathroom with three toilets and sink

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Daria B
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5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because pooping in company is a lot healthier for society in these smartphone infected times we live in. Duh...

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Jade Uno
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh!! It’s the bathroom they needed in Bridesmaids !!!

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Judah Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you dont mind sharing a bathroom with your husband but the toddler is potty training too

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danielw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I call the one facing the sink. I could probably knock ten minutes off my morning routine if I take a dump whilst shaving. The only problem is, I might also take off my nose.

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Gregg V
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A family that shits together and washes together, stays together.

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Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Yeah, we are a very close family, and love to do everything togheter... EVERYTHING"

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Rachael Marrast
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The whole family of 3 can go together. Those who poop together stay together.

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Susanna Lam
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is normal setting in some countries. The left set is for cleaning up after doing the business. The right set is for the young children

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Tahani
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh cool, you can wash your hands whilst using the toilet... Nice!

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LanteiaTG
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This would have been useful for me today when I played rock, paper, scissors with a random lady just to get first dibs on the 1 toilet.

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Judah Jones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you dont mind sharing a bathroom with your husband but the toddler is potty training too.

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Gracie Mae
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

of course you would start at the furthest point in! that way others wouldn't have to walk past/over you...but then you'd have to wait for them to finish so you aren't walking past/over them...

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Chris DeVreeze
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Obviously if you are in a hurry, choose the one in front of the big sink, let the kid use the low ones, teeth brushed, business done...out the door. How a family shares one bathroom.

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miguel b
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like the toilet on the right is smaller and so is the sink next to it. Its fo kids!

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Ashley Wright
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Great when you have little kids who all need to go to the bathroom at bedtime. #fellswoop

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Tiffany Marie
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect for those times you have to poop and throw up at the same time!

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Marintha Farber
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Updated M*A*S*H latrine - 3 seats so the men can encourage each other.

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Lori Apollo
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When you have the flu and have to hurl at the same time.....and with friends???

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JID RN
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Saves time, you can use the toilet while you brush your teeth, etc

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Shull GaRett
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I summoned you all here as we have a matter of greatest importance.... And yes.. its an one of the "F" words...

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Donald Holder*Doc
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think the average person has this many maneuvers to tackle in his entire lifetime.

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Pete Hollman
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And then paint the floor with an artist’s 3 dimensional cavernous view so you think if you walk in you’ll fall a thousand feet lol. Yeah that would finish it!

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Brooke Bowen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just in case every family member needs to go at the same time

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Diane Quantic
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Bulgaria, the shower WAS the bathroom. One could brush one's teeth, use the toilet and take a shower all at the same time.

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Elaine Bones
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like they asked for his-and-hers facilities, but forgot to say that they should be his-and-hers ROOMS!

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Toni Tangents
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Adult and childrens' fittings. The room is too small tho!!!

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Marzena Helena Leino
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ROFL LOL and more ROFL and the Oscar goes to the designer of this place!

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Robsaint
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His and hers toilets! No more complaining about each other’s toilet habits. Plus couples who “go” together stay together?

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Mari Louw
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Convenient for when you and your friends want to bond over private business

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Kjersti Valberg
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet at least 3 family members all had the stomach flu at the same time. They would not get caught unprepared again.

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KCN
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You have a choice: you can sit here here here here here here here or here.

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Tara Brinton
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe a multigenerational/multi relative home were they all need the one bathroom in the house at the same time before work.

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Noodle Nio
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This bathroom is obviously meant for girls. We come in groups when we go to the bathrooms, remember?

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Susanna Lam
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The left set is for cleaning up the after doing business. The right set is for young children

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Andrea Delden
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, if you had the flu, you could utilize 2 toilets at once quite easily!

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Mare Freed
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I guess I need to watch a tutorial video on how to use a bidet. I can't even imagine how you use it without making a horrible mess. (Obviously, I've never tried using one).

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N S
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

might make a whole lot more sense when you have 10 school-aged kids or somethin

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Susann Campbell
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those who cannot be separated for even this important function.

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Idiotnews
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flush all the toilets, turn on all the faucets, full speed ahead!

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is that supposed to be a smaller toilet and sink for children?

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Dia T Artist
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

To each their own. And you can watch yourself while you work. LOL.

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TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

Room with wallpaper walls and huge pile of laundry

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

Yellow room with red sofas and Biblical painting on the wall

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It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

Pink bathroom with painting on the floor

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Dirty old room with flying bat

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Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Bedroom with bed and pile of chairs

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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

Room with open bathroom

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Wynand
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

Dirty empty room with mold

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We’ve scoured through a bizarre collection of funny real estate listings, uncovering what could easily be some of the worst houses ever to hit the market. From dilapidated structures to interiors where animals roam free, it’s been quite the showcase.

Which ones struck you as the craziest real estate disasters? Cast your vote for the top contenders and drop a comment below!