Dreaming up the perfect home is a fun little getaway. It could be a snug little cabin surrounded by trees or a stylish apartment in a bustling city. Maybe it’s filled with vintage charm or decked out with modern cool gadgets.
However, when you dive into the real estate market, reality often splashes cold water on those daydreams. Not every house is a match, but thanks to a hilarious blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we stumbled upon some listings that are so bad, they circle back to being good.
These funny real estate listings take us on an adventure from spooky, forgotten apartments to homes that march to the beat of their own quirky decor and odd construction choices. It seems like the agents behind these ads tossed the idea of cleaning up right out the window before snapping photos of these terrible houses.
What did they capture instead? Listings with a live bat hanging around, a giant pig making itself at home in the living room, and wild horses taking over the front yards. And believe it or not, these funny real estate photos were actually used to attract potential buyers.
If you’re up for a good chuckle and a lesson in what not to do when putting your home up for sale, the list of terrible real estate photos below is your go-to. Scroll down, pick the worst listing, and don’t hold back on sharing your thoughts in the comments!
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If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool
Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On
Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"
Are These Funny Real Estate Listings Real or Just a Joke?
It might be hard to believe, but the funny real estate listings featured here are real and not just a concocted joke. The blog Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, where these listings are curated, assures that every image showcased has genuinely been used by a real estate agent to promote a property online.
So, as you scroll through and chuckle at the listings, remember — someone somewhere thought these photos were the ticket to a successful property sale!
A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies
Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph
If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt
Do Funny Real Estate Listings Affect the Sale of a Property?
A funny real estate listing can indeed impact the sale of a property, although the effects may vary.
On one hand, a humorous listing can capture attention and even go viral. For instance, real estate agent Philippa Main used humor in a property description for an honestly terrible house, which not only caught widespread attention but led to a successful sale. Initially listed as a fixer-upper for $51,000, the property closed in three weeks. After a comprehensive renovation, it was re-listed for $225,000.
On the flip side, the humor or quirks in a listing could divert attention from the property’s actual value and attributes. Potential buyers might question the professionalism of the real estate agent based on the quality and nature of the listing. So yeah, not for everyone.
You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs
This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar
Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown
Why Are Photos So Important in Real Estate Listings?
You know that feeling when a great photo stops your daily scrolling? That’s exactly the vibe one aims for in a real estate listing. Photos are the first “hello!” — that welcoming nod from across the room beckoning you to step closer and see what’s inside.
It really boils down to the feels. As buyers look through listings, that striking photo can make them pause and picture their life unfolding there, like that kitchen just waiting for Sunday pancakes or the backyard that’s just so perfect for summer barbecues.
House hunting today is less about spotting places down the streets and more about swiping through photos online. Sure, we always hear about “location, location, location,” but let’s not overlook the home’s visual storyteller: those inviting, well-framed shots that make you think, “Could this finally be the one?”
"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes
On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet
After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole
We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.
What Are Some Common Mistakes When Taking Photos for Real Estate Listings?
Jumping from the charm of a great photo to the ones that make us go, “Oh no!” let’s see the missteps that can happen when taking pictures for real estate listings. It’s similar to when you take a selfie — sometimes what you think is your best angle turns out to be... well, not so much.
First up, lighting. A dark, gloomy picture can make even the sunniest of spaces feel like a dungeon. And on the flip side, too much light washes everything out, leaving potential buyers squinting at the screen.
Then there’s clutter. Photos crammed with personal items might show a lived-in space, but they don’t let buyers imagine making the place their own.
Awkward angles can also throw a viewer off. They make spaces seem oddly shaped or sized, and not in a fun house of mirrors kind of way. The aim is to give a true-to-life representation that feels both spacious and cozy.
And about going DIY with your photos... While it’s tempting to save money, sometimes it’s worth it to call in the pros for that extra polish.
Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is
A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features
yepp, cosy indeed, exactly my words .... [running]
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That's a ritual pentagram, not a summoning or containment pentagram. Sacrafices are only needed when summoning and binding certain entities. Also, thanks for the Satanic-Panic title and further demonization of nonChristian religions.
Who said anything about Satan? This is a Motley Crue themed pizzeria crawlspace! Party-On!
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We are of the same through. The first thing I thought was how great it would be to do rituals there on cold winter nights.
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Hahaha, I'm watching season 12 at this very moment. Team Sam!!
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This was actually painted by my brother. It’s my parents’ house. We know full well what it is. It was extremely useful.
It really is so much more convenient to just embed the circle on the floor rather than draw a new one each time
please cut my pizza in the shape of a pentagram, thank you!
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Heaven preserve us Goody Hawkins, fetch ye Elder Winthrop. There be witchery here!
It's not just a basement, it has it's own evil dimensional portal!
nah, that's an old broom circle stroke from the 70's. before popcorn ceilings
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Actually, pentagrams aren’t just a supernatural reference
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Bonus feature - direct access to Hell via the fireplace on the 13th of each month
Finally a house that does it for me! 😍
The hell-smoke stains on the ceiling indicate that the ritual was a rousing success
Potential Buyer: So... has anyone ever been murdered in the house? Agent: What???? Noooo... what would um... make you ask that?
I'm more scared of Supernatural fans than of witches :P
I would adore to have that, but it's because I'm a supernatural fan!!😁
The fireplace is used to place those ashes from the ceremony that takes place in the middle of the room.
gathering for the winter coven... sadly it does not work onside. all gathering must be out side.....then again if you are a creepy wannabe then by all means ...... fake it till you make it.... did you know if you cast a negative spell it will come back to you seven times strong... I thought not.. don't mess with what you know nothing about...
In addition to three bathrooms, you also welcome in Legion who will be with you night and day to give you advice and companionship.
Is that just a concrete floor? I'd be ok with the pentacle but I don't dig the bricks or ceiling or concrete.
You never know when you’ll need to summon a demon. Best to be prepared.
We were going for that retro 70's look but we thought "why not bling it up with some sassy Satan chic?"
This gives me goosebumps ... buddy of mine rented a place after high school that had a basement identical to this - but with carpet
How convenient! Now for some real decorating! Alter, candles, herbs and spices, flowers and plants, books and music....squee!
What' the matter? Ah Ja ok I see, the circle could be a little bigger. And those schelfs...
Why draw horoscope icons around a pentagram? Not a horror dungeon, more like a confused mismash.
I would turn that into the the most awesomest savagest mancave ever seen in history!
I'm guessing this belonged to a Wiccan organization. This is not even remotely Satanic.
Clean that place out and have a run around room for your kids....until they leave home!~!! Hide a few camera's on there......
Hypnotizing horns of ram Paralyzing pentagram And the eerie sound of the monstrance clock
Hypnotizing horns of ram Paralyzing pentagram And the eerie sound of the monstrance clock.
Wiccan don’t believe in the devil. That’s a pentacle in the picture. Try again!
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that far wall reminds me of a bar/restaurant called the Red Chimney; can't remember if it had a fireplace or not, but hoping it didn't have the pentagram!
1) That's not a satanic pentagram and has nothing to do with sacrifice... 2) If there were crosses on the wall, would anyone have batted an eye?
Ummm..... do they realize that that is a magic focusing symbol? Burnt into the floor? Lovely.
Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad
What Are Some Fun Facts About the Real Estate Industry?
1. The White House Value
Did you know that the White House in Washington, DC has an estimated value? According to the real estate company Zillow, it’s worth around $400 million. Imagine listing that on a real estate website!
2. Haunted House Sales
Here’s something that might send a shiver down your spine: A survey by Cinch Home Services, which included 1,000 participants across the United States, found that 83% of respondents have experienced some form of paranormal activity at home. About 10% have sold their homes because they thought they were haunted.
3. The Power of Color
Another Zillow study found that homes with black front doors can sell for about $6,449 more than expected. Who knew that the color of your door could make such a difference in your home’s selling price?
Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity
Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate
Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room
Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30
That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start
TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House
“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”
“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“
This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?
It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid
Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing
Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui
Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.
In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness
After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704
Some Like It Horrible
We’ve scoured through a bizarre collection of funny real estate listings, uncovering what could easily be some of the worst houses ever to hit the market. From dilapidated structures to interiors where animals roam free, it’s been quite the showcase.
Which ones struck you as the craziest real estate disasters? Cast your vote for the top contenders and drop a comment below!
I can't decide what is funnier: the pics themselves or the captions.
The comments are awesome....would love to know who wrote them and what else they have done.
Actually, TJ is probably using the computer at his grade school.
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Hey, you can't blame the agents! They just have to take pictures of whatever they're presented with. It's the owners who are trying to sell some very strange houses.
This is from terriblerealestaeagentphotos, a blog that I've been adoring for years but that became oddly quiet (probably because the author has a live). I hope this post indicates a revival!
This is the most delirious collection of improbable "homes" that I have ever seen! I was laughing aloud in front of my computer while reading these so appropriate captions! Excellent!
I think this is the most hilarious thing I have seen in a VERY long time. Absolute Genius captions! Well done! ! !
What happened to all the other pictures?! There were 89 yesterday!! Don't take away the fun!!
What is with the bizarre placement of toilets? Lots of potty fetishists/exhibitionists out there?
I needed this laugh and would love to send in a few of my pics I’ve taken! I have a bathroom That I was pretty sure was alive!!!
THANK YOU FOR SHARING SUCH INFORMATION VISIT-http://www.meharinfrastructure.com/
I absolutely love these pictures of homes that real estate agents could not have recreated if they tried.
The pictures would be little without the delirious captions. Kudos for the caption guy!!
Unbelievable . what did they thought when they tried to sell or rent out the house!! I should be funny to hear peoples reaction when thinking to go to see the house of you dreams and then the realtor takes you to these kind of houses!!! hahahaha.. I would be thinking this is something hidden camera
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When I sold my house, realtor Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers asked me to go out with him after we signed the contract. I had already left the state and was not interested, so he took his listing pictures during a thunderstorm without turning on any lights, making my house look like it was Amityville.
The top is his picture, the bottom is one that I took of my house.
It took several months to finally get a normal listing and sell the house. I bet some of those pictures have similar background stories: they're too bad to not be intentional. scary-list...472109.jpg 
When I turned down my realtor's offer to go out with him, Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers listed my house for sale with horrible pictures taken during a thunderstorm, looking like the house came straight out of Amityville. scary-list...ea9720.jpg 
Yeah well, I always talk about offering photography classes to realtors who are clueless at taking pics. But, these all look like the realtor begrudgingly took the photos for a s****y client who refused to make their home stage-ready because people do that.
I am literally panting, I cannot breathe from laughing!!!! The CAPTIONS!!!
I got a little dizzy and sick to my stomach by the time I got to the last photo
To be fair, most of these are not the estate agents' or photographers' fault, although the one with the bat could at least have wiped the dust spots off the camera lens.
I am amazed to see the porcelain thrones displayed as center pieces in so many of these. WTF??? And an armchair even to watch the fun.
What happened to the Millenium Falcon One?? Hilarious and I wanted to show it to my Sart Wars obsessed son...
Where did the Millenium Falcon one go? Brilliant and I wanted to show it to my Star Wars mad son...
I wish a notation would tell us how long each house stayed on the market.
I don't know if I will ever get my jaw to return to its proper position.
I had to laugh out loud when I came to that caption with the "roaring toilet". Thanks for a good laugh!
I am convinced that real estate agents all around the world has mandatory classes of how not to photograph.
I like looking through online listings every now and then, just to see how the market is doing. I was checking out some in nice houses in the Hamptons (seeing how the other half live), and pricey one had a dining room with clear plastic chairs and a big neon sign over the table reading, "Someone like you needs to f**k someone like me". Classy stuff.
Just goes to show, we all have taste, it just isn't always good taste. Or even "I can see doing that..." kind of taste.
What a ridiculous statement...I don't even know where to start with that idiocy
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I can't decide what is funnier: the pics themselves or the captions.
The comments are awesome....would love to know who wrote them and what else they have done.
Actually, TJ is probably using the computer at his grade school.
Load More Replies... Hey, you can't blame the agents! They just have to take pictures of whatever they're presented with. It's the owners who are trying to sell some very strange houses.
This is from terriblerealestaeagentphotos, a blog that I've been adoring for years but that became oddly quiet (probably because the author has a live). I hope this post indicates a revival!
This is the most delirious collection of improbable "homes" that I have ever seen! I was laughing aloud in front of my computer while reading these so appropriate captions! Excellent!
I think this is the most hilarious thing I have seen in a VERY long time. Absolute Genius captions! Well done! ! !
What happened to all the other pictures?! There were 89 yesterday!! Don't take away the fun!!
What is with the bizarre placement of toilets? Lots of potty fetishists/exhibitionists out there?
I needed this laugh and would love to send in a few of my pics I’ve taken! I have a bathroom That I was pretty sure was alive!!!
THANK YOU FOR SHARING SUCH INFORMATION VISIT-http://www.meharinfrastructure.com/
I absolutely love these pictures of homes that real estate agents could not have recreated if they tried.
The pictures would be little without the delirious captions. Kudos for the caption guy!!
Unbelievable . what did they thought when they tried to sell or rent out the house!! I should be funny to hear peoples reaction when thinking to go to see the house of you dreams and then the realtor takes you to these kind of houses!!! hahahaha.. I would be thinking this is something hidden camera
#14: This is how the conversation between the realtor and potential buyer would go... 6874747073...459216.jpg
When I sold my house, realtor Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers asked me to go out with him after we signed the contract. I had already left the state and was not interested, so he took his listing pictures during a thunderstorm without turning on any lights, making my house look like it was Amityville.
The top is his picture, the bottom is one that I took of my house.
It took several months to finally get a normal listing and sell the house. I bet some of those pictures have similar background stories: they're too bad to not be intentional. scary-list...472109.jpg
When I turned down my realtor's offer to go out with him, Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers listed my house for sale with horrible pictures taken during a thunderstorm, looking like the house came straight out of Amityville. scary-list...ea9720.jpg
Yeah well, I always talk about offering photography classes to realtors who are clueless at taking pics. But, these all look like the realtor begrudgingly took the photos for a s****y client who refused to make their home stage-ready because people do that.
I am literally panting, I cannot breathe from laughing!!!! The CAPTIONS!!!
I got a little dizzy and sick to my stomach by the time I got to the last photo
To be fair, most of these are not the estate agents' or photographers' fault, although the one with the bat could at least have wiped the dust spots off the camera lens.
I am amazed to see the porcelain thrones displayed as center pieces in so many of these. WTF??? And an armchair even to watch the fun.
What happened to the Millenium Falcon One?? Hilarious and I wanted to show it to my Sart Wars obsessed son...
Where did the Millenium Falcon one go? Brilliant and I wanted to show it to my Star Wars mad son...
I wish a notation would tell us how long each house stayed on the market.
I don't know if I will ever get my jaw to return to its proper position.
I had to laugh out loud when I came to that caption with the "roaring toilet". Thanks for a good laugh!
I am convinced that real estate agents all around the world has mandatory classes of how not to photograph.
I like looking through online listings every now and then, just to see how the market is doing. I was checking out some in nice houses in the Hamptons (seeing how the other half live), and pricey one had a dining room with clear plastic chairs and a big neon sign over the table reading, "Someone like you needs to f**k someone like me". Classy stuff.
Just goes to show, we all have taste, it just isn't always good taste. Or even "I can see doing that..." kind of taste.
What a ridiculous statement...I don't even know where to start with that idiocy
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