What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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#2

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
1 year ago

Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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#3

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

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Tony Moon
Community Member
1 year ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

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Fanstacia D
Community Member
1 year ago

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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#5

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

How considerate.

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#6

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

What a crappy design.

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#7

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#8

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
1 year ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

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Sarah Mire
Community Member
1 year ago

This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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Susan Huber
Community Member
1 year ago

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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#12

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#13

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

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Cari Waldick
Community Member
1 year ago

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#15

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
1 year ago

Does it get hot here in the summer? Noooo, not at all.

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#16

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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cleverrapier
Community Member
1 year ago

And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Feed me, Seymour.

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#19

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

Ang.stl
Community Member
1 year ago

I wanted to run from my phone even!!

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ChiveChilly
Community Member
1 year ago

At first I was like, "Seems fairly normal." Then I almost screamed.

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi
Community Member
1 year ago

"... and here's the laundry room, a beautiful view of your patio and the creepy old dude that's gonna live with you forever"

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

It's so difficult to get rid of squatters.

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Jade Uno
Community Member
1 year ago

Shining Pt.2

Mary Waisanen
Community Member
1 year ago

That looks like Kevin Costner and Jack Nicholson's love child.

Rani Johnson
Community Member
7 months ago

Yaaas!

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Peggy Perry
Community Member
1 year ago

This lovely choice comes complete with an indoor garden and gardener, who can be stored in the closet next to the garden.

Gregg V
Community Member
1 year ago

Thank God, the door is unlocked, otherwise, Jack would have chopped it open saying "Here's Johhny"

Yael
Community Member
1 year ago

Blink twice for help buddy!

Araminta Self
Community Member
1 year ago

With an extra $10,000 seller will Throw in her ex husband’s brother whom She inherited in the Divorce.

Troux
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like Michael Keaton!

John McIlveen
Community Member
1 year ago

Here's Johnny!

Gena Covington
Community Member
1 year ago

Is that....Michael Keaton????

Sue Y
Community Member
1 year ago

Eeeeeek!

Samantha Beckett
Community Member
1 year ago

oh crap, I didn't see it right away. LOL

Andrew Grenon
Community Member
1 year ago

Is that... is that Sam Neill?

Andrew Grenon
Community Member
1 year ago

Is that.... is that Sam Neill?

Krzysztof Rygielski
Community Member
1 year ago

Here's Johny!

Ashley Wright
Community Member
1 year ago

Does he come with the house?

Gemma Lees
Community Member
1 year ago

Comes with free creepy Uncle.

Marissa Hagerman
Community Member
1 year ago

Hello!Just your stalker here..move on!

Peter Hardy
Community Member
1 year ago

Laundry comes with it's own Built-In Freak.

Barbara Baxendale
Community Member
1 year ago

It's Jack Nicholson - the shining, no thanks !!

Aislynn Perez
Community Member
1 year ago

hell ya that isnt very nice to see

Tracy Wolfe
Community Member
1 year ago

He’s just shy.

Taryn De
Community Member
1 year ago

Don’t worry .. He comes with the house

htweeo
Community Member
1 year ago

the laundry room is shared

Linda Matheny
Community Member
1 year ago

Here'ssssssssss Johnny!

Mary McGuire
Community Member
1 year ago

Here's Johnny

Marion Terry
Community Member
1 year ago

can't understand why I always lose at hide-and-seek....

Grace Wiebe
Community Member
1 year ago

Serial killer in the basement included!

John Berry
Community Member
1 year ago

This home features a mud room with amenities like a washer, dryer, and a creepy old man.

Christine Temple
Community Member
1 year ago

He comes with the house.

Yaz Cam
Community Member
1 year ago

So creepy!!

Michael Hager
Community Member
1 year ago

Boo Radley, come on out!

Aitchilm
Community Member
1 year ago

"This home comes with a janitor-in-the-closet. Cleaning supplies sold separately."

Alice Maynard
Community Member
1 year ago

It seriously took me a minute to find him. And when I did I was startled into a nervous giggle, and immediately couldn’t look at him anymore. Lol.

Marzena Helena Leino
Community Member
1 year ago

Jack Nicholson in this famous scene with an axe !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Desiree Wallis
Community Member
1 year ago

Foreclosure?

Louise Stange-Wahl
Community Member
1 year ago

....And the crazy maniac from THE SHINING comes with the house at no additional cost!

Debbie Thomas
Community Member
1 year ago

Does he come with the house?

Debbie Thomas
Community Member
1 year ago

Does he come with the house??

Mike Sherrard
Community Member
1 year ago

Everyone needs a closet creep

Lorraine Good
Community Member
1 year ago

Some say there's a man living under the stairs but that's just an oooold story, don't pay it any mind.

Heather Ulsh
Community Member
1 year ago

Here’s Johnny!

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

IWe came to borrow some water, Would you mind filling the washer and inviting us in?

Sanjay Spambox
Community Member
1 year ago

It puts the lotion on the skin.

Rainbow_Gal05
Community Member
1 year ago

The look on his face is priceless. it's like, " who dare disrupt my slumber"

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

*Closet butler not included.

Natasha Forchione
Community Member
1 year ago

OMG I was literally shocked to see the guy there!

Analyn Lahr
Community Member
1 year ago

Took me a minute to see that guy behind the door.

Kelsey Hopkins
Community Member
1 year ago

Isn't that Josef Fritzl?

Shari Pierre
Community Member
1 year ago

The people are friendly here :D

John Croft
Community Member
1 year ago

Well, bring out the Gimp.....

Marti
Community Member
1 year ago

Bernard: Oh, sorry, I'll just pretend to hide behind the door so you can take the picture...

Monty Glue
Community Member
1 year ago

The closet gnome comes with the house.

KarmaQueen
Community Member
1 year ago

They will never see me, just snap the picture and hurry up.

Stevie B
Community Member
1 year ago

New owner must take creepy guy in basement.

Wil Vanderheijden
Community Member
1 year ago

Is that guy coming out of the closet?

Idiotnews
Community Member
1 year ago

Real estate agents lead creepy lives, and they aiways seem like such nice people!

Toujin C'Thlu
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm guessing no one told him the realtor was coming that day

ViolinLover
Community Member
1 year ago

Wonder if he’s included

Katie Adamson
Community Member
1 year ago

Ruprecht!

Brooke Walker
Community Member
1 year ago

Here’s Johnny!!!

Daniel Dyke
Community Member
1 year ago

The owner's subtle, middle finger gesture of, I'LL NEVER SELL!

Rosie Funnell
Community Member
1 year ago

The more you look at it, the more disturbing it gets...

Jeffery Chance
Community Member
1 year ago

The Shining. Here's Johnny!!

Jeanot Bruchmann
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like Josef Fritzel.

Jimmē Medina
Community Member
1 year ago

I’m just putting up my 15 Cameras before I leave

Lorilyn Harper
Community Member
1 year ago

rofl... "lots of built-ins" in this case means your very own "built-in creeper"

Marvin Veto
Community Member
1 year ago

“Scout, I’d like you to meet…Mr. Arthur Radley.”

Judah Jones
Community Member
1 year ago

I thought it was a Kevin Costner photobomb

PandaPiñata
Community Member
1 year ago

Bernard included.

cleverrapier
Community Member
1 year ago

Creepy. Does it come with the house?

diane a
Community Member
1 year ago

Is it 24th December yet?

JLlo
Community Member
1 year ago

Holy smokes, that one shook me good

Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Bernard wanna play.

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#21

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

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Tony Formica
Community Member
1 year ago

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
1 year ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

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#23

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

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Ed Souza
Community Member
1 year ago

Room full of nightmares.

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#24

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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Gary Ashness
Community Member
1 year ago

Sniper

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
1 year ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#28

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#29

Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
1 year ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#30

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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Community Member
1 year ago

is this on....purpose?

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