What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get. 

From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants. 

If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment! 

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#1

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

How to walk on water ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

RaroaRaroa
Community Member
1 year ago

A dog would definately try to walk on that, maybe some humans too.

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John McIlveen
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1 year ago

I like it! s-l300-5c6...aa256e.jpg s-l300-5c6d939aa256e.jpg

Toujin C'Thlu
Community Member
1 year ago

That's not a pool, that's an ecosystem

M.A.D.
Community Member
1 year ago

I have a feeling it glows in the night.

Full Name
Community Member
1 year ago

I think it's a giant vegan smoothie.

Smerv
Community Member
1 year ago

Not sure if that made it better or worse. Like mmmm giant smoothie good but

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Stacie Sterling
Community Member
1 year ago

The pics are fun, some of the comments are hysterical 😄. I'm feeling much better about my home.

Rachael Marrast
Community Member
1 year ago

Its a beautiful green lagoon. I see nothing wrong here. *putting on my swimsuit*

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Good luck! 😂

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glowworm2
Community Member
1 year ago

Shrek's swimming pool.

FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
1 year ago

*Agrees*

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Jimmē Medina
Community Member
1 year ago

THE BLACK LAGOON IS ONLY MISSING A CREATURE !

Martin Friis
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like a real version of that video game Pitfall

Brie Sansotta
Community Member
1 year ago

The primordial pool SwampMan ws born in

Rachelle
Community Member
1 year ago

Actually reminds me of the movie Creepshow... The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill 2f1fa57c90...9c5a95.gif 2f1fa57c903f832cdc90e621f00895d8cf757342_hq-5c7839a9c5a95.gif

Jade Uno
Community Member
1 year ago

Hey Jud, That them there Pool, Got mo’ Hair than You DO.. hahahahaha ....

Heidi Golff
Community Member
1 year ago

Ewwwww....the stuff of nightmares. Totally creeped out now.

Bailey Rives
Community Member
1 year ago

WE MUST protect the WETLANDS

Chrysann Kelly
Community Member
1 year ago

Alligators anyone?

Donna Reynolds
Community Member
1 year ago

Junior's science experiment.

Alessandra Ricotta
Community Member
1 year ago

I sincerely find this very beautiful in a way

Valereee
Community Member
1 year ago

Why, why ??

Richard
Community Member
1 year ago

It's a fixer upper, ok?

Diane Reber
Community Member
1 year ago

This could be a fore closure in which case realtors are obligated to show the good, bad and the ugly

ChiveChilly
Community Member
1 year ago

Yikes.

James Souder
Community Member
1 year ago

you need a hover mower for that

GABRIEL HICKNER
Community Member
1 year ago

Great picture of a pool! I'm thinking of buying it to breed mosquitoes.

Monty Glue
Community Member
1 year ago

The mosquitoes must be awful there. Someone should toss a dunk in there.

Mr. Bojangles
Community Member
1 year ago

Looks like some kind of science experiment gone wrong ... like if Flubber was a horror movie

YZ
Community Member
1 year ago

If you tried to swim in that I honestly think you'd just get stuck.

Mae Mosse
Community Member
1 year ago

Why would you try to swim in it?!? I wouldn’t go near it

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Delgada
Community Member
1 year ago

I kinda want to clean it up...

Suna Louw
Community Member
1 year ago

😂😂😂😂

Jennifer Morris
Community Member
1 year ago

so that's how you get grass to grow????

Full Name
Community Member
1 year ago

You'll never forget to water the lawn again.

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Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

That looks like it's from Creepshow where King touches the meteorite and grass starts growing all over him and everything.

Panda Baller
Community Member
1 year ago

Instead of chlorine you might want to consider Round Up.

Sas Jansen
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeeeeeaaaaah! Grandma has cooked a whole pool of vegetable soup!!!! May'be she even has alligators in it too!! How sweet she is!!

Hakuna Matata
Community Member
1 year ago

it looks like a natural pool

Ashley Wright
Community Member
1 year ago

Clearly, this is house abandoned. LOL

CherylandPaul Fritz
Community Member
1 year ago

Oh my, the Creature from the Black Lagoon" might be lurking in there.

Marissa Hagerman
Community Member
1 year ago

Too much of a green thumb..

Jackson Allinder
Community Member
1 year ago

When I first saw it I didnt know it was a pool

Janet Chilvers
Community Member
1 year ago

It makes you wonder if there’s something “alive” living in the depths of this green slime?? I’d ask someone else to dive in, to find out for me!!!! The Green Aliens have arrived!!!! Hee Hee!!

Janet Chilvers
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds like a good idea!! This is terrible!! I wonder how many “live” things at living in this pool????

Amanda Dorn
Community Member
1 year ago

hilarious !!!

Aislynn Perez
Community Member
1 year ago

lol it would look like a nice pool if they had cleaned it

Pink kitty
Community Member
1 year ago

Think the owner took procrastinating to a whole new level'

Donna Cheung
Community Member
1 year ago

It doubles as a garden OR a pool. Two for the price of one!

Rachel Zimmer Gough
Community Member
1 year ago

I can smell this picture

Nadine Langenburg
Community Member
1 year ago

Doesn't everyone want to swimming in a swamp

Alby Erickson
Community Member
1 year ago

Private wetlands.

Carson Lujan
Community Member
1 year ago

What are you doing in my swamp?!

Hafida
Community Member
1 year ago

Mow the pool 😂 i died here

Alan Sherman
Community Member
1 year ago

Has anyone seen Dr. Bruce Banner?

Alan Sherman
Community Member
1 year ago

Soylent Green.

Hamlets twin
Community Member
1 year ago

There is a backyard... pond. yeah that's it, a pond

htweeo
Community Member
1 year ago

Peat is living in this house. or the pool matches the colour of her eyes.

Elizabeth Butler
Community Member
1 year ago

Best to be honest....waste time taking client to something they could never cope with. There are folks who would rehab this as a pool or fill it in.

Joe Palmer
Community Member
1 year ago

LOOKS LIKE THE GREEN NEW DEAL!

Donald Holder*Doc
Community Member
1 year ago

Call the EPA! Looks like they've found Hoffas decayed body.

Lynnae Palmer
Community Member
1 year ago

Meteor shit

Dody Mitchell
Community Member
1 year ago

Nice

Laughinmydreams
Community Member
1 year ago

Makes me wonder what new life forms lurk in there.

Nang Sri Phong Phong
Community Member
1 year ago

When all is cleared from the pool, a nice place to grow water - cress to eat or water lily and water hyacinths for decoration.

Jay Meader
Community Member
1 year ago

...and for your frog collection

Vicki Abbott
Community Member
1 year ago

I laughed out loud at more than a few of these!

Hushkex
Community Member
1 year ago

Gross

Billy Ashley
Community Member
1 year ago

Always fancied a walk in the wild side of the pool.

Celestial Lynx
Community Member
1 year ago (edited)

It’s honestly really beautiful in a way 🌸 🌳 🌿🍃

Sharon Madsen
Community Member
1 year ago

Holy Chit!!!

Anna Repp
Community Member
1 year ago

Mow the pool now!

Aitchilm
Community Member
1 year ago

"Enjoy the aquatic plant beds."

Huguette Lacroix
Community Member
1 year ago

growing mint for cocktails

Karnelia
Community Member
1 year ago

At least its honest. Comes with swamp.

Mari Louw
Community Member
1 year ago

"mommy, mommy, can we also have a house with a swamp?"

Sanjay Spambox
Community Member
1 year ago

Can anyone help me find fred? He's my pet gator.

Mya Lugar
Community Member
1 year ago

The grass is always greener....than beautiful blue water!

Zoltan Szabo
Community Member
1 year ago

one or two bleach tablet would take care of it :D

Dennis Roberts
Community Member
1 year ago

That's the cement pond!

Id row
Community Member
1 year ago

I think Steven King is going to emerge covered in grass and holding a meteorite.

Debby Uehlein
Community Member
1 year ago

It has potential.

Elizabeth Svitavsky
Community Member
1 year ago

Ha!

Natasha Forchione
Community Member
1 year ago

How long must he water have been there and not cleaned for this to have happened?? O_O

Jazmin Hernandez
Community Member
1 year ago

Throw the whole backyard away, * Gag*

BusLady
Community Member
1 year ago

Something tells me that the Pool Boy got fired after he was caught with the wife. Err, I mean the ex-wife...

Honesty Olishia
Community Member
1 year ago

Actually looks like a really magical place.

starhunter64
Community Member
1 year ago

lol

Mrta Brzoza
Community Member
1 year ago

It's succession, baby!

FortnitePlayerGirl
Community Member
1 year ago

Eww

Paola Martz
Community Member
1 year ago

"lovely green space"

KarmaQueen
Community Member
1 year ago

Is this in reference to turning the river green like they do in Chicago for St. Patricks day

Shane Gaston
Community Member
1 year ago

In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

Daniel (ShadowDrakken)
Community Member
1 year ago

I mean, at least the pool doesn't leak. It could be cleaned up and salvaged, just takes a bit of work and a strong stomach XD

Tahani
Community Member
1 year ago

It looks cool though!

Loretta
Community Member
1 year ago

I actually find it quite appealing.

Una Mccrory
Community Member
1 year ago

No words

Sue Herman
Community Member
1 year ago

:O

Araminta Self
Community Member
1 year ago

They just need a couple slagatirs and some snakes and they got them selves a petting zoo!

Gregory Thrasher
Community Member
1 year ago

00

Barbara Nelson
Community Member
1 year ago

We did that. Clean up then fun. Challenging way to lower the cost.

Sam Bacon
Community Member
1 year ago

And people thought the pool in the original Poltergeist movie was bad.

Mer
Community Member
1 year ago

..............just..................how??

cleverrapier
Community Member
1 year ago

Perfect trap for an annoying person!

R Tate Dancer
Community Member
1 year ago

What on earth would make you post this ? You selling a house or a hobby project ????

John Kamau
Community Member
1 year ago

WTF Who lived here... an ape? (no offence)

Louise Stange-Wahl
Community Member
1 year ago

Remember Stephen King's character in the film CREEPSHOW? Looks like Jordy Verrill's pool! LOL! meteor-shi...e0c956.jpg meteor-shit-5c78b1ae0c956.jpg

Rebecca Boyd
Community Member
1 year ago

My worst nightmare is in wondering what could be living in there?

Phillip Flores
Community Member
1 year ago

You really have to stop letting hookers with stds party here on weekends

Dia T Artist
Community Member
1 year ago

My teeth feel furry just looking at this....

Idiotnews
Community Member
1 year ago

Trump didn’t get round to draining the swamp after all.

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#2

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
1 year ago

Pet friendly complex. Pig not included.

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#3

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"

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Tony Moon
Community Member
1 year ago

Disgruntled evicted prior client?

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#4

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

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Fanstacia D
Community Member
1 year ago

Toronto listing price: 1.2 million, bicycle of sadness included.

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#5

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

How considerate.

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#6

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

You'll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

What a crappy design.

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#7

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Duh, it's the emergency assembly point. In case of, you know, a fire.

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#8

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Jim Morrison's house.

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#9

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown

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Kenny Kulbiski
Community Member
1 year ago

Look, I flipped a bowling alley. Cool, huh?

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#10

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes

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Sarah Mire
Community Member
1 year ago

This looks like the Ishihara color blindness test. Find the number.

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#11

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

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Susan Huber
Community Member
1 year ago

Are those pet food bowls between the toilet & bidet?

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#12

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Chill, it's just being supportive.

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#13

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole

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Cari Waldick
Community Member
1 year ago

We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.

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#14

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Love what they've done with the place. Very cosy. o.O

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#15

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
1 year ago

Does it get hot here in the summer? Noooo, not at all.

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#16

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

The poo-ssibilities are endless...

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#17

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate

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cleverrapier
Community Member
1 year ago

And there, the centerpiece, a wonderful old tv.

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#18

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Feed me, Seymour.

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#19

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

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Heidi Golff
Community Member
1 year ago

I'm a Realtor. This photo says "RUN LIKE HELL"

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#20

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Molly Brown: Just start from the outside and work your way in.

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#21

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House

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Tony Formica
Community Member
1 year ago

Ya think mom just gave up and walked away from it all...

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#22

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

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Tomas Holicka
Community Member
1 year ago

Obviously, Satan won, at least in this room.

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#23

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“

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Ed Souza
Community Member
1 year ago

Room full of nightmares.

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#24

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

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Gary Ashness
Community Member
1 year ago

Sniper

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#25

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Nooo! Put Ariel's seashells back!

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#26

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

The agent didn't bat an eye.

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#27

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui

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Rose the Cook
Community Member
1 year ago

Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.

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#28

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

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Wynand
Community Member
1 year ago

Who wouldn't want to have a stained glass view whilst dropping a deuce?

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#29

Some Like It Horrible

Some Like It Horrible

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Veronica Sjöberg
Community Member
1 year ago

It is actually kind of cool. In a way.

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#30

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704

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yikes
Community Member
1 year ago

is this on....purpose?

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