30 Terrible Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents
What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get.
From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants.
If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment!
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If The Weather Clears Up Later I Might Mow The Pool
A dog would definately try to walk on that, maybe some humans too.
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Not sure if that made it better or worse. Like mmmm giant smoothie good but
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The pics are fun, some of the comments are hysterical 😄. I'm feeling much better about my home.
Its a beautiful green lagoon. I see nothing wrong here. *putting on my swimsuit*
Actually reminds me of the movie Creepshow... The Lonesome Death of Jordy Verrill 2f1fa57c90...9c5a95.gif 
This could be a fore closure in which case realtors are obligated to show the good, bad and the ugly
Great picture of a pool! I'm thinking of buying it to breed mosquitoes.
The mosquitoes must be awful there. Someone should toss a dunk in there.
Looks like some kind of science experiment gone wrong ... like if Flubber was a horror movie
Why would you try to swim in it?!? I wouldn’t go near it
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Yeeeeeaaaaah! Grandma has cooked a whole pool of vegetable soup!!!! May'be she even has alligators in it too!! How sweet she is!!
Oh my, the Creature from the Black Lagoon" might be lurking in there.
It makes you wonder if there’s something “alive” living in the depths of this green slime?? I’d ask someone else to dive in, to find out for me!!!! The Green Aliens have arrived!!!! Hee Hee!!
Sounds like a good idea!! This is terrible!! I wonder how many “live” things at living in this pool????
Best to be honest....waste time taking client to something they could never cope with. There are folks who would rehab this as a pool or fill it in.
When all is cleared from the pool, a nice place to grow water - cress to eat or water lily and water hyacinths for decoration.
How long must he water have been there and not cleaned for this to have happened?? O_O
Is this in reference to turning the river green like they do in Chicago for St. Patricks day
I mean, at least the pool doesn't leak. It could be cleaned up and salvaged, just takes a bit of work and a strong stomach XD
They just need a couple slagatirs and some snakes and they got them selves a petting zoo!
What on earth would make you post this ? You selling a house or a hobby project ????
Remember Stephen King's character in the film CREEPSHOW? Looks like Jordy Verrill's pool! LOL! meteor-shi...e0c956.jpg 
You really have to stop letting hookers with stds party here on weekends
Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On
Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"
A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies
Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph
If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt
This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar
Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown
"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes
On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet
Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is
After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole
We'll include the bedroom furniture....after we're finished drowning the bedbugs.
A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features
Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity
Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate
Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room
That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start
TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House
“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”
This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?
It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid
Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing
Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui
Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.
In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness
After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704
The writer on this one is a rock God! Absolutely hilarious!
Completely agree!!
He was great until about halfway down then it started waning, but I laughed at the good ones. Thanks caption writer : )
I can't decide what is funnier: the pics themselves or the captions.
It's the combination of the two that make it great
The comments are awesome....would love to know who wrote them and what else they have done.
Is that you Juste?
The captions killed me. Thanks for the cheerful evening! 😆
Captions were the highlight of this post! They made every picture funnier than they are. Please, oh please keep up the good work. This bored panda here had some laughs thanks to you!
These captions are so damn funny
I want to see what they’ll say for my Fortress of Solitude.
Or my Batcave.
OK, I am not neutral, working as a real estate evaluator for mortgages, but these made me laugh so hard!!! My mascara is all over my face :-)
dem captions tho
Actually, TJ is probably using the computer at his grade school.
Smerv stop trying to be cool it's not working
TJler get off the library computer you had your 45 min
This is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen on Bored Panda
Oh the captions!!!! My monitor is full of my spit.
Comments on every photo are hilarious! Laughing my ass off 😂👍🏻
Loved the captions, Good writing!!!
The captions that go with the pics are GOLD!
That was quite the journey!!
Hahaha! This is the best collection of pictures and comments!
Hey, you can't blame the agents! They just have to take pictures of whatever they're presented with. It's the owners who are trying to sell some very strange houses.
I don't think anyone blames the agents.
Totally Hilarious! As others have already mentioned here: The Photos & the Captions Compliment each other to increase the Greatness! Some responses even poke More Fun out of them! LOLOL
This are rip roaringly hilarious, writer is a genius.
This is from terriblerealestaeagentphotos, a blog that I've been adoring for years but that became oddly quiet (probably because the author has a live). I hope this post indicates a revival!
This is the most delirious collection of improbable "homes" that I have ever seen! I was laughing aloud in front of my computer while reading these so appropriate captions! Excellent!
I think this is the most hilarious thing I have seen in a VERY long time. Absolute Genius captions! Well done! ! !
Those Captions....
these were amazing!
So many giggle fits with this one. The captions are perfection.
What happened to all the other pictures?! There were 89 yesterday!! Don't take away the fun!!
Absolutely HILARIOUS captions!
Funniest stuff I’ve seen in a LONG time. Thanks, LMAO 😂
Awesome, the comments made the read.
What is with the bizarre placement of toilets? Lots of potty fetishists/exhibitionists out there?
I needed this laugh and would love to send in a few of my pics I’ve taken! I have a bathroom That I was pretty sure was alive!!!
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I absolutely love these pictures of homes that real estate agents could not have recreated if they tried.
For some by owner! Or the killer of said owner...
The pictures would be little without the delirious captions. Kudos for the caption guy!!
Totally hilarious. Love the captions!
Unbelievable . what did they thought when they tried to sell or rent out the house!! I should be funny to hear peoples reaction when thinking to go to see the house of you dreams and then the realtor takes you to these kind of houses!!! hahahaha.. I would be thinking this is something hidden camera
#14: This is how the conversation between the realtor and potential buyer would go... 6874747073...459216.jpg
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When I sold my house, realtor Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers asked me to go out with him after we signed the contract. I had already left the state and was not interested, so he took his listing pictures during a thunderstorm without turning on any lights, making my house look like it was Amityville. The top is his picture, the bottom is one that I took of my house. It took several months to finally get a normal listing and sell the house. I bet some of those pictures have similar background stories: they're too bad to not be intentional. scary-list...472109.jpg
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When I turned down my realtor's offer to go out with him, Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers listed my house for sale with horrible pictures taken during a thunderstorm, looking like the house came straight out of Amityville. scary-list...ea9720.jpg
The captions made this all the better 😂😂😂 WOW!