30 Terrible Pictures Taken By Real Estate Agents
What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get.
From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn't even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there's also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants.
If you'd like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don't forget to comment!
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Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put Some Clothes On
Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says "Surprise My Coconut"
A Rare Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies
Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Example, Here The Agent Has Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph
If Separated From The Mother Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt
This Christmas, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar
Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown
"I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern" Said Holmes
On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet
Buyers Are Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is
After Days Of Waiting This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole
A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features
Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad
Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer To Be Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity
Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 1990s And Moves In With A Monkey Pirate
Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room
Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30
That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start
TFW You're Halfway Through A Wash Cycle And You Decide It Would Be Easier Just To Sell Your House
“Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” "Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”
“Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?“
This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?
It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid
Advice To Real Estate Agents: Never Reveal Yourself To Be The Prince Of Darkness During A Viewing
Despite His Efforts, Ivan Never Really Got The Hang Of Feng Shui
Ah, Feng Shui where you put a wardrobe across the door and enter and exit through the window. Seriously, I had a home stay student do that.
In Some Cultures, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness
After The Great Plague Of 1665, Came The Less Famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight Of 1704
The writer on this one is a rock God! Absolutely hilarious!
Completely agree!!
He was great until about halfway down then it started waning, but I laughed at the good ones. Thanks caption writer : )
I can't decide what is funnier: the pics themselves or the captions.
It's the combination of the two that make it great
The comments are awesome....would love to know who wrote them and what else they have done.
Is that you Juste?
The captions killed me. Thanks for the cheerful evening! 😆
Captions were the highlight of this post! They made every picture funnier than they are. Please, oh please keep up the good work. This bored panda here had some laughs thanks to you!
These captions are so damn funny
I want to see what they’ll say for my Fortress of Solitude.
Or my Batcave.
OK, I am not neutral, working as a real estate evaluator for mortgages, but these made me laugh so hard!!! My mascara is all over my face :-)
dem captions tho
Actually, TJ is probably using the computer at his grade school.
Smerv stop trying to be cool it's not working
TJler get off the library computer you had your 45 min
This is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen on Bored Panda
Oh the captions!!!! My monitor is full of my spit.
Comments on every photo are hilarious! Laughing my ass off 😂👍🏻
Loved the captions, Good writing!!!
The captions that go with the pics are GOLD!
That was quite the journey!!
Hahaha! This is the best collection of pictures and comments!
Hey, you can't blame the agents! They just have to take pictures of whatever they're presented with. It's the owners who are trying to sell some very strange houses.
I don't think anyone blames the agents.
Totally Hilarious! As others have already mentioned here: The Photos & the Captions Compliment each other to increase the Greatness! Some responses even poke More Fun out of them! LOLOL
This are rip roaringly hilarious, writer is a genius.
This is from terriblerealestaeagentphotos, a blog that I've been adoring for years but that became oddly quiet (probably because the author has a live). I hope this post indicates a revival!
This is the most delirious collection of improbable "homes" that I have ever seen! I was laughing aloud in front of my computer while reading these so appropriate captions! Excellent!
I think this is the most hilarious thing I have seen in a VERY long time. Absolute Genius captions! Well done! ! !
Those Captions....
these were amazing!
So many giggle fits with this one. The captions are perfection.
What happened to all the other pictures?! There were 89 yesterday!! Don't take away the fun!!
Absolutely HILARIOUS captions!
Funniest stuff I’ve seen in a LONG time. Thanks, LMAO 😂
Awesome, the comments made the read.
What is with the bizarre placement of toilets? Lots of potty fetishists/exhibitionists out there?
I needed this laugh and would love to send in a few of my pics I’ve taken! I have a bathroom That I was pretty sure was alive!!!
THANK YOU FOR SHARING SUCH INFORMATION VISIT-http://www.meharinfrastructure.com/
I absolutely love these pictures of homes that real estate agents could not have recreated if they tried.
For some by owner! Or the killer of said owner...
The pictures would be little without the delirious captions. Kudos for the caption guy!!
Totally hilarious. Love the captions!
Unbelievable . what did they thought when they tried to sell or rent out the house!! I should be funny to hear peoples reaction when thinking to go to see the house of you dreams and then the realtor takes you to these kind of houses!!! hahahaha.. I would be thinking this is something hidden camera
#14: This is how the conversation between the realtor and potential buyer would go... 6874747073...459216.jpg
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When I sold my house, realtor Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers asked me to go out with him after we signed the contract. I had already left the state and was not interested, so he took his listing pictures during a thunderstorm without turning on any lights, making my house look like it was Amityville. The top is his picture, the bottom is one that I took of my house. It took several months to finally get a normal listing and sell the house. I bet some of those pictures have similar background stories: they're too bad to not be intentional. scary-list...472109.jpg
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When I turned down my realtor's offer to go out with him, Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers listed my house for sale with horrible pictures taken during a thunderstorm, looking like the house came straight out of Amityville. scary-list...ea9720.jpg
The captions made this all the better 😂😂😂 WOW!
Yeah well, I always talk about offering photography classes to realtors who are clueless at taking pics. But, these all look like the realtor begrudgingly took the photos for a shitty client who refused to make their home stage-ready because people do that.
I am literally panting, I cannot breathe from laughing!!!! The CAPTIONS!!!
I made the mistake of looking at these pics just before bed. I have LOL'd myself wide awake!
I got a little dizzy and sick to my stomach by the time I got to the last photo
To be fair, most of these are not the estate agents' or photographers' fault, although the one with the bat could at least have wiped the dust spots off the camera lens.
I am amazed to see the porcelain thrones displayed as center pieces in so many of these. WTF??? And an armchair even to watch the fun.
What happened to the Millenium Falcon One?? Hilarious and I wanted to show it to my Sart Wars obsessed son...
Where did the Millenium Falcon one go? Brilliant and I wanted to show it to my Star Wars mad son...
Great photos, but how did you ever convince Gary Larson to write those captions? 10/10
I wish a notation would tell us how long each house stayed on the market.
the best one to me is the pea green pool.
I don't know if I will ever get my jaw to return to its proper position.
Interesting.
I had to laugh out loud when I came to that caption with the "roaring toilet". Thanks for a good laugh!
I am convinced that real estate agents all around the world has mandatory classes of how not to photograph.
I like looking through online listings every now and then, just to see how the market is doing. I was checking out some in nice houses in the Hamptons (seeing how the other half live), and pricey one had a dining room with clear plastic chairs and a big neon sign over the table reading, "Someone like you needs to fuck someone like me". Classy stuff.
You know...... these are only terrible photos if the property DIDN'T sell.....
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I will never feel bad about my house again!
Just goes to show, we all have taste, it just isn't always good taste. Or even "I can see doing that..." kind of taste.
These lines of text under the photo's are hella funny!
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Poor people disgust me with their shit houses and whatnot. This is what happens when you have a black president for 8 years just being honestly observant
What a ridiculous statement...I don't even know where to start with that idiocy
Trainee troll practicing his trade, I guess.
He is collecting minuses he’s -871 so far very competitive troll
At least he didn't use the "N" word. It's still racist and I'm reporting it.
The writer on this one is a rock God! Absolutely hilarious!
Completely agree!!
He was great until about halfway down then it started waning, but I laughed at the good ones. Thanks caption writer : )
I can't decide what is funnier: the pics themselves or the captions.
It's the combination of the two that make it great
The comments are awesome....would love to know who wrote them and what else they have done.
Is that you Juste?
The captions killed me. Thanks for the cheerful evening! 😆
Captions were the highlight of this post! They made every picture funnier than they are. Please, oh please keep up the good work. This bored panda here had some laughs thanks to you!
These captions are so damn funny
I want to see what they’ll say for my Fortress of Solitude.
Or my Batcave.
OK, I am not neutral, working as a real estate evaluator for mortgages, but these made me laugh so hard!!! My mascara is all over my face :-)
dem captions tho
Actually, TJ is probably using the computer at his grade school.
Smerv stop trying to be cool it's not working
TJler get off the library computer you had your 45 min
This is one of the most hilarious things I have ever seen on Bored Panda
Oh the captions!!!! My monitor is full of my spit.
Comments on every photo are hilarious! Laughing my ass off 😂👍🏻
Loved the captions, Good writing!!!
The captions that go with the pics are GOLD!
That was quite the journey!!
Hahaha! This is the best collection of pictures and comments!
Hey, you can't blame the agents! They just have to take pictures of whatever they're presented with. It's the owners who are trying to sell some very strange houses.
I don't think anyone blames the agents.
Totally Hilarious! As others have already mentioned here: The Photos & the Captions Compliment each other to increase the Greatness! Some responses even poke More Fun out of them! LOLOL
This are rip roaringly hilarious, writer is a genius.
This is from terriblerealestaeagentphotos, a blog that I've been adoring for years but that became oddly quiet (probably because the author has a live). I hope this post indicates a revival!
This is the most delirious collection of improbable "homes" that I have ever seen! I was laughing aloud in front of my computer while reading these so appropriate captions! Excellent!
I think this is the most hilarious thing I have seen in a VERY long time. Absolute Genius captions! Well done! ! !
Those Captions....
these were amazing!
So many giggle fits with this one. The captions are perfection.
What happened to all the other pictures?! There were 89 yesterday!! Don't take away the fun!!
Absolutely HILARIOUS captions!
Funniest stuff I’ve seen in a LONG time. Thanks, LMAO 😂
Awesome, the comments made the read.
What is with the bizarre placement of toilets? Lots of potty fetishists/exhibitionists out there?
I needed this laugh and would love to send in a few of my pics I’ve taken! I have a bathroom That I was pretty sure was alive!!!
THANK YOU FOR SHARING SUCH INFORMATION VISIT-http://www.meharinfrastructure.com/
I absolutely love these pictures of homes that real estate agents could not have recreated if they tried.
For some by owner! Or the killer of said owner...
The pictures would be little without the delirious captions. Kudos for the caption guy!!
Totally hilarious. Love the captions!
Unbelievable . what did they thought when they tried to sell or rent out the house!! I should be funny to hear peoples reaction when thinking to go to see the house of you dreams and then the realtor takes you to these kind of houses!!! hahahaha.. I would be thinking this is something hidden camera
#14: This is how the conversation between the realtor and potential buyer would go... 6874747073...459216.jpg
This comment has been deleted.
When I sold my house, realtor Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers asked me to go out with him after we signed the contract. I had already left the state and was not interested, so he took his listing pictures during a thunderstorm without turning on any lights, making my house look like it was Amityville. The top is his picture, the bottom is one that I took of my house. It took several months to finally get a normal listing and sell the house. I bet some of those pictures have similar background stories: they're too bad to not be intentional. scary-list...472109.jpg
This comment has been deleted.
When I turned down my realtor's offer to go out with him, Dan Yates of Coldwell Bankers listed my house for sale with horrible pictures taken during a thunderstorm, looking like the house came straight out of Amityville. scary-list...ea9720.jpg
The captions made this all the better 😂😂😂 WOW!
Yeah well, I always talk about offering photography classes to realtors who are clueless at taking pics. But, these all look like the realtor begrudgingly took the photos for a shitty client who refused to make their home stage-ready because people do that.
I am literally panting, I cannot breathe from laughing!!!! The CAPTIONS!!!
I made the mistake of looking at these pics just before bed. I have LOL'd myself wide awake!
I got a little dizzy and sick to my stomach by the time I got to the last photo
To be fair, most of these are not the estate agents' or photographers' fault, although the one with the bat could at least have wiped the dust spots off the camera lens.
I am amazed to see the porcelain thrones displayed as center pieces in so many of these. WTF??? And an armchair even to watch the fun.
What happened to the Millenium Falcon One?? Hilarious and I wanted to show it to my Sart Wars obsessed son...
Where did the Millenium Falcon one go? Brilliant and I wanted to show it to my Star Wars mad son...
Great photos, but how did you ever convince Gary Larson to write those captions? 10/10
I wish a notation would tell us how long each house stayed on the market.
the best one to me is the pea green pool.
I don't know if I will ever get my jaw to return to its proper position.
Interesting.
I had to laugh out loud when I came to that caption with the "roaring toilet". Thanks for a good laugh!
I am convinced that real estate agents all around the world has mandatory classes of how not to photograph.
I like looking through online listings every now and then, just to see how the market is doing. I was checking out some in nice houses in the Hamptons (seeing how the other half live), and pricey one had a dining room with clear plastic chairs and a big neon sign over the table reading, "Someone like you needs to fuck someone like me". Classy stuff.
You know...... these are only terrible photos if the property DIDN'T sell.....
2
I will never feel bad about my house again!
Just goes to show, we all have taste, it just isn't always good taste. Or even "I can see doing that..." kind of taste.
These lines of text under the photo's are hella funny!
This comment is hidden. Click here to view.
Poor people disgust me with their shit houses and whatnot. This is what happens when you have a black president for 8 years just being honestly observant
What a ridiculous statement...I don't even know where to start with that idiocy
Trainee troll practicing his trade, I guess.
He is collecting minuses he’s -871 so far very competitive troll
At least he didn't use the "N" word. It's still racist and I'm reporting it.