If you've ever sold, bought, or rented property, you know what a big deal the very first impression is. One step in through the door, and you’ll feel the vibe right away. I mean, a lone sock laying on the ground is forgivable, but a shady mattress, crumbling ceiling, and some questionable shade of paint is enough to make any potential buyer run away.

So you’d think that real estate agents would surely be nailing their property adverts with immaculate pics. You’re wrong. The blog “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos,” which collects all the bad, the ugly, and the hecking nightmares of real estate pics, is hard evidence that some agents couldn’t care less.

From filthy interiors, prison-type rooms, and trashy décor to unidentifiable objects that send chills down the spine, these are the best of the very worst real estate photos. Immerse yourself in the sea of low standards and be sure to check our previous part 1 and part 2.

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#1

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Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.

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2WheelTravlr
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1 month ago

The 1970s just exploded all over that room.

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#2

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It's a brick...house...

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Lis Daglish
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1 month ago

Call me weird, there’s something about this one I actually like....

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#3

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Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?

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WilvanderHeijden
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1 month ago

He wanted a wall, she didn't.

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Bored Panda reached out to Andy, the creator behind the internet’s beloved “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” project, to find out whether the pandemic has had an effect on terrible property pics.

It turns out, the viral pandemic has probably improved the quality of some real estate photography, said Andy, “as there are fewer properties for sale, and therefore more time to get this stuff right.”

Luckily, all the fans of terrible real estate photos can be sure the terrible source is not likely to deplete any time soon. “The universal human instinct for ineptitude has prevailed, so we still regularly receive more than enough terrible examples to share.”

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Elsker
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1 month ago

getting some Escher vibes here:) But they were doing the best to make the most out of the space

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WilvanderHeijden
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1 month ago

But it's got a sauna...

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#6

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As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.

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Zoe's Mom
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1 month ago

Great house, bad décor(ator).

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The level of professionalism is definitely improving, and Andy is suspecting his blog may be to blame. “There are fewer accidental mirror selfies and photographer thumbshots.” However, the progress is slow and the creator believes there’s much work to be done in that department.

It seems that terrible property pics are now getting well-earned recognition after Andy exhibited some of the worst examples from “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” at the Hamburg Triennial of Photography last year. “We're pleased to have our work finally recognized as the great art it is, and we now have around 300,000 followers in total across all platforms.”

The website itself received its 15,000,000th visitor a few weeks ago. Andy said he’s happy to confirm that “COVID-19 appears only to have increased people's appetite for low-quality photography and sarcastic sentiment.”

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WilvanderHeijden
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1 month ago

Susan never understood why she had a headache after every bathroom vist.

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Truth Monster
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1 month ago

there has to be a story here

ML
Community Member
1 month ago

No, there is a fence there

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Lord Mysticlaw
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1 month ago

I'm torn between I need to know what's going on here and I'm too scared to ask. Sleepwalker?

Tracy Barnwell
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1 month ago

Trying to keep a dog off the bed?

Marcellus the Third
Community Member
1 month ago

Snakes? Badgers?

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nanashi
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1 month ago

I can't tell if this is to keep some "things" OUT or IN.

Marie
Community Member
1 month ago

Hey, I am mother of two, I could definitely see their point

Miss Kitty
Community Member
1 month ago

The exorcist?

Elaine Dodge
Community Member
1 month ago

Misery's guest bedroom for when authors come to visit.

Rabbit Carrot
Community Member
1 month ago

This is so creepy. Someone is being contained in that bed.

Martha Meyer
Community Member
1 month ago

Is this to prevent Satan's child from escaping the exorcist?

Ms.GB
Community Member
1 month ago

Exorcism bed?

Debi Blackshaw
Community Member
1 month ago

Maybe it's a bed for chickens.....

Molly Block
Community Member
1 month ago

Now that is just some really tacky looking sh*t right there! Just horrible!

Curry on...
Community Member
1 month ago

Is that to keep someone in or someone out?

MRS FLASHMAN
Community Member
1 month ago

Do they want to keep pets off the bed?

kalastaja774
Community Member
1 month ago

Cats?

B-b-bird
Community Member
1 month ago

lol, first thing that came into my mind :D ...that feeling of your hair being chewed on at 6am. I'll consider this option :DDD

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Night Owl
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1 month ago

That almost looks like a prison or a torture room

JustAWeirdoGirlChild
Community Member
1 month ago

it helps to keep the sacrifice from escaping while I prepare them

Stille20
Community Member
1 month ago

but why would you post that photo

Biljana Malesevic
Community Member
1 month ago

For people who want to sleep alone?

von Funnyname
Community Member
1 month ago

DUDE!!!

Deson
Community Member
1 month ago

I'm guessing they were worried about someone falling out of bed. Judging by the style of bed I would say the person was elderly.

Sue Prewitt
Community Member
1 month ago

To keep the dogs off the bed? That's fine, but take it down for pictures

loves_to_cheer
Community Member
1 month ago

fenced in

Nancy Roccapriore
Community Member
1 month ago

To keep the dog off the bed? Closing the door would be easier.

Max L.
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1 month ago

This bed saw things

Sid Bolero
Community Member
2 weeks ago

The sow is mine!

sear2653
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3 weeks ago

So many questions?

stella rossa
Community Member
4 weeks ago

I' m sure, here happend an exorcism

Tacomabored
Community Member
1 month ago

Covid art

Sabrina Fisher
Community Member
1 month ago

This is what it looks like when you want a lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets :D

Tina-Marie Tarrant
Community Member
1 month ago

But Dad, isn't a chastity belt enough? I am sure there is a Rottweiler somewhere in this room.

clive apps
Community Member
1 month ago

Protection from overly friendly cats/dogs

Ellen Moana Skarstad
Community Member
1 month ago

I need the story behind this one!

Smitten Kitten
Community Member
1 month ago

to keep something in or to keep something out?

MissyTheUniverse
Community Member
1 month ago

This is literally the scariest bedroom I have ever seen. I'm not even joking.

Joe Dunn
Community Member
1 month ago

ummmm.....words fail me. what in the what?

Seabeast
Community Member
1 month ago

"Although she was adopted years ago, Nadia still tried to recreate the Eastern Bloc orphanage she grew up in."

Michael C
Community Member
1 month ago

Likely a home with pets (dog).

Hilary Mol
Community Member
1 month ago

"Now, this bedroom was specifically designed for those who are accomplished somnambulists who have broken out of other 'protective sleep gear' before..."

JuJu
Community Member
1 month ago

The big question: is it to keep sth in or out?

Silvia John
Community Member
1 month ago

Whatever meant to stay inside there has escaped! OMG!

itz kimora
Community Member
1 month ago

...

Brigs
Community Member
1 month ago

What are these people afraid of?

Cybele Spanjaard
Community Member
1 month ago

Um..

Naomi Armitage
Community Member
1 month ago

I have questions...

Shelli Aderman
Community Member
1 month ago

Is that Covid on the wall? Maybe it’s a social distancing measure?

y'all_won't_like_me
Community Member
1 month ago

this is creepy...

JustSomebody
Community Member
1 month ago

This bed is for exhausting toddlers.

AzKhaleesi
Community Member
1 month ago

Excorcism?

Ms LaDonna
Community Member
1 month ago

Cool dog bed!

Alicia Blunk
Community Member
1 month ago

Someone ones house rabbits. 😂

Danielle Renee
Community Member
1 month ago

that's terrifying

Karen Dyer
Community Member
1 month ago

Keeping predators away, not sure how it will stop the predators though.

Andrew Arroyo Kaiser
Community Member
1 month ago

Its to keep the guest in bed.

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#9

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Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.

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boredpanDaman
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1 month ago

bob is freaky

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#10

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“It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“

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Flisey
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1 month ago

Wonder if that's a real working toilet or a weird piece of furniture?

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#11

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Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets.

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2WheelTravlr
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1 month ago

Wheeee! Ow! Wheeee! Ow! Wheee! Ow...

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Some Cool Guy
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1 month ago

just no...

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2WheelTravlr
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1 month ago

In a really cool apartment, this would look funky and fun. In this place the first thing I wonder is just how bad the ceiling leak is.

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Stephanie Did It
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1 month ago

This often happens when a tenant is evicted.

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#15

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On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise.

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Truth Monster
Community Member
1 month ago

I remember this house. It's featured in Bored Panda before. It has a room that looks like the interior of a space shuttle

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Truth Monster
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1 month ago

Looks like a studio set of some kind

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Lauren Caswell
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1 month ago

Entry requirement for top model house?

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#18

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Don’t bugs the let bite bed.

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ML
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1 month ago

Yoda's room? Tight sleep you must

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#19

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Don’t be fooled by the bunting.

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WilvanderHeijden
Community Member
1 month ago

I bet that the neighbors do have some interesting stories to tell.

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#20

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The shared courtyard is available for an hour a day, provided you can reach an agreement with the other inmates.

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Anne
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1 month ago

This is a basement property, not very uncommon in London

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Rain WhiteBuffalo
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1 month ago

New meaning to the term Water Closet

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WilvanderHeijden
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1 month ago

I bet there are things living in the couch and behind the wallpaper.

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Hilary James
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1 month ago

I know what they were trying to do here and I’m just not in to it :)

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#24

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Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine.

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Deson
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1 month ago

It would make one heck of a patio for Parties and BBQ.

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#25

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Misery is having to read someone else’s definition of happiness while trying to unblock a U-bend

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boredpanDaman
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1 month ago

lol, the caption

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#26

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“If the show sucks we can always leave during the interval“

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Janelle Madison
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1 month ago

Oh god no

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