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If you've ever sold, bought, or rented property, you know what a big deal the very first impression is. One step in through the door, and you’ll feel the vibe right away. I mean, a lone sock laying on the ground is forgivable, but a shady mattress, crumbling ceiling, and some questionable shade of paint is enough to make any potential buyer run away.

So you’d think that real estate agents would surely be nailing their property adverts with immaculate pics. You’re wrong. The blog “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos,” which collects all the bad, the ugly, and the hecking nightmares of real estate pics, is hard evidence that some agents couldn’t care less.

From filthy interiors, prison-type rooms, and trashy décor to unidentifiable objects that send chills down the spine, these are the best of the very worst real estate photos. Immerse yourself in the sea of low standards and be sure to check our previous part 1 and part 2.

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Aunt Bessie’s next lockdown project is to knit a conservatory.

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It's a brick...house...

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Have you tried turning the room off and back on again?

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Bored Panda reached out to Andy, the creator behind the internet’s beloved “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” project, to find out whether the pandemic has had an effect on terrible property pics.

It turns out, the viral pandemic has probably improved the quality of some real estate photography, said Andy, “as there are fewer properties for sale, and therefore more time to get this stuff right.”

Luckily, all the fans of terrible real estate photos can be sure the terrible source is not likely to deplete any time soon. “The universal human instinct for ineptitude has prevailed, so we still regularly receive more than enough terrible examples to share.”

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Elsker
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

getting some Escher vibes here:) But they were doing the best to make the most out of the space

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Lauren Caswell
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'd live in fear of falling off to the right down those stairs, I know spage is limited but some kind of railing along the left wall would be a lot safer

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Tabitha L
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is the stairs immediately outside the door that I find scary. One bad step and down you go.

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Andrew Arroyo Kaiser
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like Picasso came back to life and became a house designer for HGTV.

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Deson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like some non Euclidean geometry at work here. It is efficient though.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder what kind of inspector bought off on the placement of a door with a 1/3 overlap by the stairs?

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Gabunya Matata
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this made my body itch all over... till now the biggest trigger in a house i had was the round staircase but this s**t hits hardeer

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Gay Llama
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This bothers me a lot and I don't know why. Though if it was my house, I think with the right decoration I might have liked it

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Veronika Lang
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would LOVE that. I love tiny spaces. WHERE IS THAT LOCATED?!?!

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Tacocat
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh. I'm getting some major OCD over this. I'm staring at all the mismatching angles😵

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Joe Dunn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh wow. this is actually super cool. would love to see it in person

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Maddie Max
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

my eyes hurt, and taking the turn to take the stairs down must be calculated with precision.....

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Jo Choto
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I really like rooms with odd angles, but this may be overkill.

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JuJu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you fall on that ladder, you have the chance to fall down the steps, crash against the door and while trying to stand up, slip on the carped and fall down another flight of stairs...it's like a gravitrax for humans.

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Fixin'Ta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is like the Mines of Moria, only in white wood and carpet.

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Rachel Beasley
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Honestly this is pretty cool, except for the stairs behind the door! Do not like those.

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Sang Fe
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

this made me so dizzy I nearly fell off my chair. Labyrinth-like

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Enalpria
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I actually kinda like it! It looks very modern and cool.

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Marcellus the Third
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There might be a few code violations, tho. Like a missing step when you leave the room, no railings, headspace on stairs, ... --- hence also little chance the electrics are up to code.

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kate h
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How did this pass code with the door/steps like that?!! Otherwise it's a cool use of space for an (assuming) attic!

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Call Me Mars
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love this room! Bet it would be fun to work with the walls!

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ML
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If not talking about someone's taste, everything is done neatly. Except the door.

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As the foliage grew in strength and numbers, the cushions made plans to reclaim the ground floor on behalf of all the soft furnishings.

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The level of professionalism is definitely improving, and Andy is suspecting his blog may be to blame. “There are fewer accidental mirror selfies and photographer thumbshots.” However, the progress is slow and the creator believes there’s much work to be done in that department.

It seems that terrible property pics are now getting well-earned recognition after Andy exhibited some of the worst examples from “Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos” at the Hamburg Triennial of Photography last year. “We're pleased to have our work finally recognized as the great art it is, and we now have around 300,000 followers in total across all platforms.”

The website itself received its 15,000,000th visitor a few weeks ago. Andy said he’s happy to confirm that “COVID-19 appears only to have increased people's appetite for low-quality photography and sarcastic sentiment.”

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Susan never understood why she had a headache after every bathroom vist.

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Bob’s ability to empty a room was renowned across the children’s entertainment industry.

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“It’s that time of the evening again, just talk amongst yourselves“

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder if that's a real working toilet or a weird piece of furniture?

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Lockdown business opportunity: Trampoline helmets.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In a really cool apartment, this would look funky and fun. In this place the first thing I wonder is just how bad the ceiling leak is.

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On the 5th day, God gave his preliminary sketches to the couple next door as an apology for all the noise.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember this house. It's featured in Bored Panda before. It has a room that looks like the interior of a space shuttle

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Don’t be fooled by the bunting.

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WilvanderHeijden
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bet that the neighbors do have some interesting stories to tell.

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The shared courtyard is available for an hour a day, provided you can reach an agreement with the other inmates.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know what they were trying to do here and I’m just not in to it :)

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Zach’s new garden saved him a fortune in hay fever medicine.

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Misery is having to read someone else’s definition of happiness while trying to unblock a U-bend

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