Since the last time we wrote about Terrible Maps, a project that is dedicated to sharing maps no one asked for or needs, they've kept themselves rather busy. So it's only natural we created a follow-up article about the cartographers who are so bad, they're actually good. After all, what is the Internet for if not to poke fun at politics and our geographical illiteracy?
From hilarious guides on how to find the state of Kentucky to showing how many Switzerlands fit in Brazil, continue scrolling and check out these gems and tell us which one would you hang on your office wall!
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OK. We can clearly see these are bad maps. But how to know you're looking at a good one? Brant Scheidecker, a sales engineer at Cartegraph, highlighted some of the main essentials for accurate and easily interpretable map use.
"Every map should have a title. It allows the user to assess the purpose of the map quickly; allowing them to determine if it meets their needs," Scheidecker wrote.
Next, origin. A fancy name for a compass or the North arrow. "This allows the user to determine the maps reference to the earth. While most maps these days have North being straight up, occasionally you will encounter a map that has a skewed orientation, perhaps to better fit it on the physical medium it's presented on (i.e. paper), or simply because it’s easier to interact with the map in that orientation."
When it comes to the source, it's a two-fold element. "It allows the map maker to provide the map viewer an idea where the data the map is representing is from; a necessity in determining the accuracy of a map. It also allows the map maker a way to cite the source of their data, avoiding all those pesky cries of plagiarism and the ensuing lawsuits," Scheidecker explained. "You have better uses for your time, like ensuring the rest of the T.O.S.S.L.A.D. elements are on your maps."
Let's not forget the legend (the area where a user can determine what a particular color or symbol represents on the map). "Without a legend, a user cannot successfully interpret what your map is trying to represent, 'Does the red skull and crossbones over my favorite restaurant mean what I think it means?'"
You should also know when was the map that you're analyzing made. If it was created in 1962 and shows commuter levels in Chicago—it might not be such a valid source for the traffic data you are looking for today, unless you are feeling nostalgic, Scheidecker joked.
There you have it. You may now have become a cartographic genius, but you should be able to tell if you're looking at a terrible map or not!
I don't understand why Iceland is not green, but Spitsbergen is
.... Spain shouldnt be there.... Even for an italian, that's not accurate at all. There's some really tasty food in Spain.
Can agree on worsw food the farther north you go. But I feel Spain and Portugal are being unfairly badmouthed here.
I know the map is very tongue-in-cheek, but Spain and Portugal do have some amazing food. Lugo in Galicia, Spain was named one of the top culinary destinations in the entire world!
Load More Replies...When talking about toxic food in Scandinavia the creator of this map surely thought about Surströmming, the Swedish sour herring.
Come on, the Middle East and Turkey have THE best food (both real and aesthetically pleasing)!
Portugal and Spain have amazing food, and much more divers than Italian cuisine.
um, china does not have fake pasta, italy has fake noodles xD remember guys, all y'all noodley foods originated in china.
Married to a Florentine Italian here... for 25 years I have heard over and over about the superiority of Italian food. While I agree, the produce is far beyond what we now get in Arizona (where we currently live) I am so sick of the food snobbery. It's not like I'm arguing otherwise! Lol this quarantine is driving me crazy
Fake pasta. Fake pizza. Lol. Still yummy. And all pizza is good! Not you pineapple, you go away!
I live in 'caution is advised' germany, and even i agree to the map.
Okay China's food is actually awesome though. I'm biased but it's true.
I live in 'literally tasteless' where it seems every other restaurant is Italian. I'm just saying....
yes we have. We buy them when we are desperate :)
Load More Replies...Sorry for the islamophobic people but dry pasta we know were invented by arabic people and then spread around their influence area, a lot of pasta we know were invented even before islam in Persia. And the first trace of pasta is from 1700 before Christ in middle east (Mesopotamia).
Load More Replies...WHAT what pizza we have in america is fake!!??, welp i need to try italian pizza to confirm that.
Most countries have flatbread which tastes amazing and has olive oil, tomatoes, prosciutto, different cheeses like ricotta and fontina, etc. In north america we cranked up the bread levels and slapped a bunch of random meats on to call it our own. Even Australian pizza looks better
Load More Replies...based on Italians nothing against u guys but i actually like American food
Funny how China is labelled 'Fake Pasta' when pasta comes from noodles used throughout Asia. They were brought back by Marco Polo.
Portuguese cuisine is actually very similar to italian in many ways ("mediterranean diet"), so aesthetically and literally tasteless is an undeserved title :p
Very funny! But, check out this short travel video about the African nation of Eritrea, a former Italian colony. A young Italian couple are touring the country; the woman said the spaghetti and pizza are the best she'd ever had outside of Italy! 0:20 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svezgqe5fOA
I lived 5 years in the UK and if it weren't for the Indian, Fish &Chip, and Chinese restaurants it would have been so bland. I mean beans on toast as an actual meal. Fish sticks! Never again!
I like the Supersized Coffee parallel, and I'm glad I live above it :D
I live in Aesthetically tasteless region. But I am not sure if it is tasteless since I have never tasted Italian food in my region.
this is the perspective of someone who grew up in an Italian restaurant.(me)
Spain, Portugal and Greece want to have a word with you.
Load More Replies...No surprise, if the person with this opinion is a believer, that the Earth is flat...
Nah. We see a giant a*s bible for most of those middle states. Oh and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
i don't even want to try saying that one. you know which one I'm talking about.
According to my dots in MS Paint over each: 132. Might be wrong, but I am not doing it again. EDIT: Did it again and Beto River is right, I missed 10 at some point. Thank you Beto!
I understand mistaking it with Iraq or Afghanistan, but how the f**k did they go to Africa and the Balkans? A couple are even in the UK, for crying out loud.
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The main reason almost all of these maps are so terrible are the emoji, which (apart from they're extremely annoying) sometimes cover text.
I can now recognize Rokas Laurinavičius' posts after the first three entries.
Many of these maps would only be considered terrible from a geological point of view. A lot of them are demographic which, I find fascinating.
Found the anti-intellectual, liberal-hating conservative crusader who’s going to change us all by mocking us...
Load More Replies...The main reason almost all of these maps are so terrible are the emoji, which (apart from they're extremely annoying) sometimes cover text.
I can now recognize Rokas Laurinavičius' posts after the first three entries.
Many of these maps would only be considered terrible from a geological point of view. A lot of them are demographic which, I find fascinating.
Found the anti-intellectual, liberal-hating conservative crusader who’s going to change us all by mocking us...
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