Since the last time we wrote about Terrible Maps, a project that is dedicated to sharing maps no one asked for or needs, they've kept themselves rather busy. So it's only natural we created a follow-up article about the cartographers who are so bad, they're actually good. After all, what is the Internet for if not to poke fun at politics and our geographical illiteracy?
From hilarious guides on how to find the state of Kentucky to showing how many Switzerlands fit in Brazil, continue scrolling and check out these gems and tell us which one would you hang on your office wall!
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OK. We can clearly see these are bad maps. But how to know you're looking at a good one? Brant Scheidecker, a sales engineer at Cartegraph, highlighted some of the main essentials for accurate and easily interpretable map use.
"Every map should have a title. It allows the user to assess the purpose of the map quickly; allowing them to determine if it meets their needs," Scheidecker wrote.
Next, origin. A fancy name for a compass or the North arrow. "This allows the user to determine the maps reference to the earth. While most maps these days have North being straight up, occasionally you will encounter a map that has a skewed orientation, perhaps to better fit it on the physical medium it's presented on (i.e. paper), or simply because it’s easier to interact with the map in that orientation."
When it comes to the source, it's a two-fold element. "It allows the map maker to provide the map viewer an idea where the data the map is representing is from; a necessity in determining the accuracy of a map. It also allows the map maker a way to cite the source of their data, avoiding all those pesky cries of plagiarism and the ensuing lawsuits," Scheidecker explained. "You have better uses for your time, like ensuring the rest of the T.O.S.S.L.A.D. elements are on your maps."
Let's not forget the legend (the area where a user can determine what a particular color or symbol represents on the map). "Without a legend, a user cannot successfully interpret what your map is trying to represent, 'Does the red skull and crossbones over my favorite restaurant mean what I think it means?'"
You should also know when was the map that you're analyzing made. If it was created in 1962 and shows commuter levels in Chicago—it might not be such a valid source for the traffic data you are looking for today, unless you are feeling nostalgic, Scheidecker joked.
There you have it. You may now have become a cartographic genius, but you should be able to tell if you're looking at a terrible map or not!
I don't understand why Iceland is not green, but Spitsbergen is
Because Spitsbergen is part of Norway and Iceland is another country would be my explaination. But then it doesn't make sense that Denmark is green but Greenland -which is part of Denmark- isn't.
Load More Replies..."They call it the American dream because you have to be asleep to believe it." ~ George Carlin
Load More Replies...I don't know, I achieved 2 really big dreams in Poland. Not right now-now, but in general.
Load More Replies...Really? ALL of those European countries. I’m a bit suspicious.
Without further ado, here are the top places to live according to the United Nations' Human Development Report, in ascending order: Norway Switzerland Australia Ireland Germany Iceland Sweden Hong Kong Singapore The Netherlands https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/best-countries-to-live-in
Load More Replies...Incorrect. It’s supposed to be that anyone from anywhere can become a success and prosper in America, so long as they “work hard”. It’s b******t promoted by survivorship bias & propaganda.
Load More Replies...Hungary... well, seems legit, if the american dream is a nightmare.
Hey - add New Zealand! (Did you not see the map above about how important NZ is?!)
I have been to some of these Countries, but they do not have what I like about America.
yup- that looks right - especially with our 'idiot in charge' still in the WH
Sadly, this is too true these days. Yet, persecuted people from some of the "gray" countries on this map still seek political asylum in the U.S. -- not in Europe, Canada, Australia, or Japan. I recently saw a TV documentary about young people from Africa and the Middle East who feared for their lives in their own countries, because they are gay. They all fled to the U.S. to apply for asylum. Volunteer organizations help them find housing and help them through the asylum process.
Um... For obvious reasons there are a lot more African and Middle Eastern asylum seekers in Europe. Germany by itself takes in more per year than the US. The people in that documentary may have gone to the US but don't kid yourself into thinking that's where the majority goes.
Load More Replies...Lol. Luxembourg, the richest country by income per inhabitant is not green.
You United Staters... For your information, "America" is the whole thing, from Greenland to the Caribbean to Tierra del Fuego.
For the edification of the pedantic dimwits who can't resist repeating this inanity every goddamn time the US is a subject of discussion, we know that. We, and most of the rest of the world, refer to the US simply as "America" as a matter of convenience. It's just less awkward.
Load More Replies...It isn't green because it's been bought up by American billionaires who are now the only people who can afford to live there.
Load More Replies...Living in Canada is definitely not the Ametican dream. Long waits for "free" healthcare. 50%+ taxes brackets to pay for everyone's everything free. Super expensive, limited food. No thanks
None of these countries actually have socialism, except under a weird American definition of it.
Load More Replies...You ever been to any other countries? You ever looked up health care services, employment, racism, education, equity in social classes, or so many other factors? All that aside, this map is just representative of where it is specifically easiest to achieve life, (health care would be a priority), liberty (not for profit prisons would be a priority) and the pursuit of happiness (equity, job security and opportunities across economic divisions). The highlighted Nations have their own issues, but it would still be easier to achieve this "American Dream".
Load More Replies...No surprise, if the person with this opinion is a believer, that the Earth is flat...
Nah. We see a giant a*s bible for most of those middle states. Oh and guns. Lots and lots of guns.
i don't even want to try saying that one. you know which one I'm talking about.
According to my dots in MS Paint over each: 132. Might be wrong, but I am not doing it again. EDIT: Did it again and Beto River is right, I missed 10 at some point. Thank you Beto!
I understand mistaking it with Iraq or Afghanistan, but how the f**k did they go to Africa and the Balkans? A couple are even in the UK, for crying out loud.
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The main reason almost all of these maps are so terrible are the emoji, which (apart from they're extremely annoying) sometimes cover text.
I can now recognize Rokas Laurinavičius' posts after the first three entries.
Many of these maps would only be considered terrible from a geological point of view. A lot of them are demographic which, I find fascinating.
Found the anti-intellectual, liberal-hating conservative crusader who’s going to change us all by mocking us...
Load More Replies...The main reason almost all of these maps are so terrible are the emoji, which (apart from they're extremely annoying) sometimes cover text.
I can now recognize Rokas Laurinavičius' posts after the first three entries.
Many of these maps would only be considered terrible from a geological point of view. A lot of them are demographic which, I find fascinating.
Found the anti-intellectual, liberal-hating conservative crusader who’s going to change us all by mocking us...
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