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Don't judge a book by its cover, they say. But what if it looks so bad, even a five-year-old with the oldest version of MS Paint could have done a better job?

There's a subreddit, called r/TerribleBookCovers, and its members are—you guessed it—collecting the worst book covers that have ever been published. Whether it's an insulting title or a hideous drawing, they have it all. Continue scrolling and check out some of the most popular pictures within the online community.

In order to understand what is a bad book cover, we can start by figuring out what is a good one instead. Renowned book designer Chip Kidd (who created the cover for Jurassic Park and many others), said that book design is all about giving form to content but also appreciating the balance between the two.

In his Ted talk, Kidd explained that on his first day of graphic design class in school, the teacher drew a picture of an apple, then wrote the word Apple and said: "Listen up. You either say this," pointing to the word apple, "or you can show this," pointing to the picture of the apple.

"But you don't do this," he said, pointing to a picture of an apple with the word Apple beneath it. "Because this is treating your audience like a moron. And they deserve better."

So a book cover can show or tell, but can't do both.

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Aurelia!
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who said to themselves 'somebody really needs to write this book'????

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Best-selling author Jeff Goins thinks covers should also know and respect the audience of the book.

"Books are not created in a vacuum. They are not merely a manifestation of the author's creativity. The content needs a form, and the form will influence the way the content is consumed," Goins wrote. "All art has an audience, and books are no different. Good book design, then, is not just an expression of the story or idea behind a book. It is a piece of the marketing. As such, it needs to matter to the people it was intended for."

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The Hobbit

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Keep in mind that the R word used to be a medically acceptable term. Let's not use modern sensitivity to judge the past.

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Coming back to Chip Kidd, he said that a book designer has a responsibility to three groups of people: the reader, the publisher, and the author. So the ultimate goal of a good book design is to get people to respond. For the reader, you want people to say, "Wow! I need to read that." For the publisher, you want them to say, "This is something we can print." And for the author, you want them to say, "Yes! This expresses my idea better than I could!"

So I guess you could say that a terrible book design is boring, unmarketable, and superficial.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What..........The.............F***!!!!! If I saw this in my doctors office I would be seriously weirded out!!!!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've read it and its like a parody of what super Conservative people would tell their kids. I guess.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats are very well-informed about Satan. Mainly because they're all plotting to steal his throne when he gets up.

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Andy Acceber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Proud to say I own this one along with another in the series, "How to Talk to Your Cat about Evolution."

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I bought this book as a stocking stuffer for Christmas. It was hilarious

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

https://www.amazon.de/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/1473661609/ref=sr_1_2?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&dchild=1&keywords=gun+safety+cat&qid=1617088234&sr=8-2

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"In the past five years, at least six Americans have been shot by dogs" WP (Oct. 27, 2015) "Cat Shoots Owner With 9mm Handgun" FoxNews (March 10, 2005) This is real folks and for some reason the lame stream media doesn't want you to know about it. Ignore it at your own peril. Thanks Obama!

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Shawn Semel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I own this book, Haha. It's actually displayed upright in my living room!

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Claire Murray
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bonnie Edwards
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

On my bookshelf, I have the Blonde Joke book (by Peroxide Press).

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Lindy Mac
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps the intent is to make social commentary with a tad of humor...?

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Susan Mercurio
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"The American Association of Patriots"...and they believe in abstinence, etc etc. Not fundamentalist right-wingers, by any chance? No offense to any fundamentalists or right-wingers in the house, of course.

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Heather Moss
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think satire belongs in the same category as legitimately awful book covers that were intended to be a sincere effort.

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Silas O'Connell
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have this book! It's very funny, but it IS a joke. Chapters teaching you how to teach your cat about politics, the internet, and drugs too!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank goodness kitties don’t have opposable thumbs. Oh, bum. Someone’s already said this!

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lenniee
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gun safety is an important topic, I see nothing wrong with educating cats about this

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Jenifer Riggs
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It should say "How to talk to your Kid". If you really "have" to own a gun and have kids you better nail safety into their brains not a cats

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I discuss every day with my cat about important subjects . Dont you?

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Sean N
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real book. I have it on my Kindle. Hilarious. Of course, it's a humor filled book!

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YoChicken
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The cats already know all this....yall hoomans need training

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The Very Hungry Cthulupillar

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was not interested, but then I saw, Foreward by Maxine Sanders. Hell. I’m in!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is another photoshop. The word is Tonsils. https://www.amazon.com/Good-bye-Tonsils-Whitman-Tell-Tale/dp/B0007FB2L4

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Browsing Through Books At A Thrift Store, Um...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Rihanna wrote the accompanying song to this book - we found love in a hopeless place

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Translation: how to talk with your puppy about homosexuality and communism (portuguese)

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That Lighthouse Imagery...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I ever wanted to shine a light on constipation, a lighthouse would not be the first thing to come to mind.

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His Leg On Ready Player One’s Cover

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I thought this was photoshopped at first....I looked at my copy its real!!!!

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