Don't judge a book by its cover, they say. But what if it looks so bad, even a five-year-old with the oldest version of MS Paint could have done a better job?

There's a subreddit, called r/TerribleBookCovers, and its members are—you guessed it—collecting the worst book covers that have ever been published. Whether it's an insulting title or a hideous drawing, they have it all. Continue scrolling and check out some of the most popular pictures within the online community.

#1

Everything About This Is Terrible

Everything About This Is Terrible

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juice
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4 months ago

i have no words

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In order to understand what is a bad book cover, we can start by figuring out what is a good one instead. Renowned book designer Chip Kidd (who created the cover for Jurassic Park and many others), said that book design is all about giving form to content but also appreciating the balance between the two.

In his Ted talk, Kidd explained that on his first day of graphic design class in school, the teacher drew a picture of an apple, then wrote the word Apple and said: "Listen up. You either say this," pointing to the word apple, "or you can show this," pointing to the picture of the apple.

"But you don't do this," he said, pointing to a picture of an apple with the word Apple beneath it. "Because this is treating your audience like a moron. And they deserve better."

So a book cover can show or tell, but can't do both.

#2

It’s Worth A Look!

It’s Worth A Look!

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

who said to themselves 'somebody really needs to write this book'????

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#3

Wtf?

Wtf?

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Raine Soo
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4 months ago

Well, why not?

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Best-selling author Jeff Goins thinks covers should also know and respect the audience of the book.

"Books are not created in a vacuum. They are not merely a manifestation of the author's creativity. The content needs a form, and the form will influence the way the content is consumed," Goins wrote. "All art has an audience, and books are no different. Good book design, then, is not just an expression of the story or idea behind a book. It is a piece of the marketing. As such, it needs to matter to the people it was intended for."

#4

The Hobbit

The Hobbit

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

I always thought Gollum was kind of cute...NOT THIS ONE

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#5

Do Your Kids Suffer From Nightmares? No, Not Yet? Well This Should Help A Lot

Do Your Kids Suffer From Nightmares? No, Not Yet? Well This Should Help A Lot

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

lol the double chin why does that scare me so bad

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#6

My Mom Used To Read This One To Me

My Mom Used To Read This One To Me

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Stephanie Keith
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4 months ago

Wait what!?!?!?!?

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Coming back to Chip Kidd, he said that a book designer has a responsibility to three groups of people: the reader, the publisher, and the author. So the ultimate goal of a good book design is to get people to respond. For the reader, you want people to say, "Wow! I need to read that." For the publisher, you want them to say, "This is something we can print." And for the author, you want them to say, "Yes! This expresses my idea better than I could!"

So I guess you could say that a terrible book design is boring, unmarketable, and superficial.

#7

Found This In A Doctors Office A Few Years Ago. I Think About This Way Too Much

Found This In A Doctors Office A Few Years Ago. I Think About This Way Too Much

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Isaac7lego
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4 months ago

What..........The.............F***!!!!! If I saw this in my doctors office I would be seriously weirded out!!!!

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#8

Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Before, But...

Not Sure If This Has Been Posted Before, But...

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

this must be a joke

J. F.
Community Member
4 months ago

If cats would have opposable thumbs nobody would laugh! XD

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Autumn
Community Member
4 months ago

I've read it and its like a parody of what super Conservative people would tell their kids. I guess.

Max
Community Member
4 months ago

Cats are very well-informed about Satan. Mainly because they're all plotting to steal his throne when he gets up.

Andy Acceber
Community Member
4 months ago

Proud to say I own this one along with another in the series, "How to Talk to Your Cat about Evolution."

Angela B
Community Member
4 months ago

This is my favourite so far!

Just a Snowball
Community Member
4 months ago

might need that one

Bacony Cakes
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh no! My cat's a Satanist! Better call PETA!

Billy The Kid
Community Member
3 months ago

This is aPAWling. What guns do cats use? a cat-gun!

Plane Lover
Community Member
4 months ago

The cats face... his life is flashing before his eyes

Truth Monster
Community Member
4 months ago

I bought this book as a stocking stuffer for Christmas. It was hilarious

Tame panda
Community Member
4 months ago

Lol

ADHORTATOR
Community Member
4 months ago

https://www.amazon.de/How-Talk-Your-About-Safety/dp/1473661609/ref=sr_1_2?__mk_de_DE=%C3%85M%C3%85%C5%BD%C3%95%C3%91&dchild=1&keywords=gun+safety+cat&qid=1617088234&sr=8-2

Lance d'Boyle
Community Member
4 months ago

"In the past five years, at least six Americans have been shot by dogs" WP (Oct. 27, 2015) "Cat Shoots Owner With 9mm Handgun" FoxNews (March 10, 2005) This is real folks and for some reason the lame stream media doesn't want you to know about it. Ignore it at your own peril. Thanks Obama!

Stephanie Rassier
Community Member
2 months ago

I own that book!!!!

Shawn Semel
Community Member
3 months ago

I own this book, Haha. It's actually displayed upright in my living room!

Leesa DeAndrea
Community Member
3 months ago

Satire?

Claire Murray
Community Member
3 months ago

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cybele Spanjaard
Community Member
3 months ago

Only in America?

Bonnie Edwards
Community Member
3 months ago

On my bookshelf, I have the Blonde Joke book (by Peroxide Press).

Julia Wolfe
Community Member
3 months ago

This is a joke.

Lindy Mac
Community Member
3 months ago

Perhaps the intent is to make social commentary with a tad of humor...?

Susan Mercurio
Community Member
3 months ago (edited)

"The American Association of Patriots"...and they believe in abstinence, etc etc. Not fundamentalist right-wingers, by any chance? No offense to any fundamentalists or right-wingers in the house, of course.

Marissa Sulser
Community Member
3 months ago

Cats can be con artists these days lmao

Nikki Hilton
Community Member
3 months ago

Oh FFS

Meami
Community Member
3 months ago

Bahahahaha!

Heather Moss
Community Member
4 months ago

I don't think satire belongs in the same category as legitimately awful book covers that were intended to be a sincere effort.

Docgrandma Productions
Community Member
4 months ago

My parents got me this as a gag gift for Christmas last year.

Batwench
Community Member
4 months ago

I own this.

Luka Verheijen
Community Member
4 months ago

America.

Silas O'Connell
Community Member
4 months ago

I have this book! It's very funny, but it IS a joke. Chapters teaching you how to teach your cat about politics, the internet, and drugs too!

Dann999
Community Member
4 months ago

Yeah. Let’s all blame the cat.

BiLal Asif
Community Member
4 months ago

Turn to kitty & say POW

Jods
Community Member
4 months ago

Thank goodness kitties don’t have opposable thumbs. Oh, bum. Someone’s already said this!

person (i think)
Community Member
4 months ago

Oh, I definitely have this book

Michael Parker
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

I didn't realize so many cats are packing heat lol.

Andrew Betts
Community Member
4 months ago

I have this book! Funny as hell!

lenniee
Community Member
4 months ago

Gun safety is an important topic, I see nothing wrong with educating cats about this

Windbound
Community Member
4 months ago

Catwoman would like to know your location

Jenifer Riggs
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

It should say "How to talk to your Kid". If you really "have" to own a gun and have kids you better nail safety into their brains not a cats

Zitronella
Community Member
4 months ago

I discuss every day with my cat about important subjects . Dont you?

Paul Budhram
Community Member
4 months ago

Can I has gun

Sean N
Community Member
4 months ago

Real book. I have it on my Kindle. Hilarious. Of course, it's a humor filled book!

Mark Johansen
Community Member
4 months ago

I presume that this one is a deliberate joke.

glowworm2
Community Member
4 months ago

I've seen this book!

Stephen Williams
Community Member
4 months ago

who came from useless web?

YoChicken
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

The cats already know all this....yall hoomans need training

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#9

Prehistoric Passion From Mars

Prehistoric Passion From Mars

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

the alien tho...

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#10

The Very Hungry Cthulupillar

The Very Hungry Cthulupillar

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Real_Katsuki_Bakugou
Community Member
4 months ago

Low-key I would read this, it looks very interesting lol

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#11

Kissing The Coronavirus (Coronavirus Erotica?!)

Kissing The Coronavirus (Coronavirus Erotica?!)

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

is it just me or does the lady look like sandra bullock?

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#12

How Ironic

How Ironic

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Amy Pattie
Community Member
4 months ago

This must be a troll cover

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#13

I’m Just Waiting For The Film Adaptation

I’m Just Waiting For The Film Adaptation

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Just a Snowball
Community Member
4 months ago

what-

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#14

My Librarian Wife Always Has Interesting Finds

My Librarian Wife Always Has Interesting Finds

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Salam Payne
Community Member
4 months ago

As in Bruce Wayne???

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#15

When Your Mom Tells You To Get A Real Job, But You Double Down Trying To Prove You Can Start That Cult You Always Said You Would...

When Your Mom Tells You To Get A Real Job, But You Double Down Trying To Prove You Can Start That Cult You Always Said You Would...

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Dash Blue
Community Member
4 months ago

I was not interested, but then I saw, Foreward by Maxine Sanders. Hell. I’m in!

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#16

Woof? I Feel So Empty

Woof? I Feel So Empty

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Troux
Community Member
4 months ago

This is another photoshop. The word is Tonsils. https://www.amazon.com/Good-bye-Tonsils-Whitman-Tell-Tale/dp/B0007FB2L4

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#17

Call Him Xi Dada

Call Him Xi Dada

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

no. just no.

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#18

Browsing Through Books At A Thrift Store, Um...

Browsing Through Books At A Thrift Store, Um...

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I'm a Gryffindor
Community Member
4 months ago

Hermione, I choose you!

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#19

Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover, Even If It Is A Collage Of Jpegs

Don't Judge A Book By Its Cover, Even If It Is A Collage Of Jpegs

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Princess Toadstool
Community Member
4 months ago

I thought the hair was drawn in ms paint

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#20

Even The Price Is Questionable

Even The Price Is Questionable

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Ian Milne
Community Member
4 months ago

Rihanna wrote the accompanying song to this book - we found love in a hopeless place

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#21

I Think I've Found It! The Most Glorious Photoshop Of All Time!

I Think I've Found It! The Most Glorious Photoshop Of All Time!

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Just a Snowball
Community Member
4 months ago (edited)

my nightmares just had nightmares

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#22

Terrible Everything

Terrible Everything

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Borka Szabó
Community Member
4 months ago

i've read "pretty stoned" first

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#23

How To Talk With Your Dog About Homosexuality And Communism

How To Talk With Your Dog About Homosexuality And Communism

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

Translation: how to talk with your puppy about homosexuality and communism (portuguese)

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#24

That Lighthouse Imagery...

That Lighthouse Imagery...

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Pusfarm
Community Member
4 months ago

If I ever wanted to shine a light on constipation, a lighthouse would not be the first thing to come to mind.

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#25

Empress Theresa - Final Cover

Empress Theresa - Final Cover

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

this one is kind of a mood

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#26

His Leg On Ready Player One’s Cover

His Leg On Ready Player One’s Cover

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Isaac7lego
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4 months ago

I thought this was photoshopped at first....I looked at my copy its real!!!!

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#27

Kissing The Coronavirus Is Back!

Kissing The Coronavirus Is Back!

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Angela B
Community Member
4 months ago

Wait.... there's a second one?

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#28

Romance Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

Romance Is The Gift That Keeps On Giving

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MummyWantsABrownie
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4 months ago

Is the fish supposed to cover the nipples? Didn't quite manage that...

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#29

I Can’t Believe It’s Real

I Can’t Believe It’s Real

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qwerty
Community Member
4 months ago

Why?

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#30

Librarian Wife Comes Through Again

Librarian Wife Comes Through Again

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Just a Snowball
Community Member
4 months ago

always the darn fish sticks

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#31

The 50th Edition Lotr Covers Are Something Else...

The 50th Edition Lotr Covers Are Something Else...

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Aurelia!
Community Member
4 months ago

WHAT DID THEY DO TO LEGOLAS

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#32

I Don't Even Know What To Say About This Book Cover

I Don't Even Know What To Say About This Book Cover

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Just a Snowball
Community Member
4 months ago

reminds me of those little hand puppets that look like t-rexes

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#33

Til That Native American Women Shot At Cowboys With Lasers (Also There Was Young Love In The Wild West)

Til That Native American Women Shot At Cowboys With Lasers (Also There Was Young Love In The Wild West)

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Just a Snowball
Community Member
4 months ago

photoshop go brr brr

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#34

Wtf

Wtf

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Jihana
Community Member
4 months ago

Bonus point for the authors name

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#35

Ten Things Doctors Won't Tell You About Your Cpap Machine

Ten Things Doctors Won't Tell You About Your Cpap Machine

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S. Tor Storm
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4 months ago

one piece of tape for each thing

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