"Those girls at high school who used to bully me, who used to pour various food on my head, are literally nowhere in life."

"Those girls at high school who used to bully me, who used to pour various food on my head, are literally nowhere in life."

"Your position has been eliminated by this restructuring."

"Your position has been eliminated by this restructuring."

This person got reprimanded by HR for telling their coworker that climate change is real during a casual team meet-up.

This person got reprimanded by HR for telling their coworker that climate change is real during a casual team meet-up.

“It lets the interviewer know that you're serious about performing."

“It lets the interviewer know that you're serious about performing."

Parapapapa, I'm lovin it! Oh no wait...

Parapapapa, I'm lovin it! Oh no wait...

Wendy's unveiled some unappetizing plans.

Wendy's unveiled some unappetizing plans.

“There’s no such thing as a dream job,” they proclaim in their bio.

“There’s no such thing as a dream job,” they proclaim in their bio.

Tesla didn't eat this humble pie.

Tesla didn't eat this humble pie.

“I've been accused of theft when all I did was eat a small sandwich."

“I've been accused of theft when all I did was eat a small sandwich."

Like slang, corporate jargon is driven by trends and evolves over time.

Like slang, corporate jargon is driven by trends and evolves over time.