Life is just like a taco - slightly disarranged, yet oh so lovely! Even if it all seemingly falls apart - taco or life - it is still the best thing ever. There’s also a third thing that’s unfailingly good, even if it’s bad, and it is our beloved funny puns. Therefore, a taco and a pun is a marriage made in heaven, and who are we to restrain you from the pleasures of reading one hundred and two taco puns? So, yes, this is our newest installment in our food puns division, nicely encircling two of the best things in life.
We’ve done some research on the very natural question that you might have now - what is older, a taco or a pun? As we all know, the original master of smart puns was Shakespeare himself; thus, we can state that such a form of wordplay originated somewhere at the end of the sixteenth century. Now, as we all can agree, a taco wasn’t invented by the same Shakespeare, but rather by the indigenous people living in the Valley of Mexico way before the Spanish conquistadors came there. So, ages before the sixteenth century, although the first taco feast experienced by European conquistadors was early in that same century, as documented by Bernal Diaz del Castillo. Who was there and ate the beautiful tacos himself. Thus, the answer to the aforementioned question is this - a taco predates a pun, but they’ve managed to happily coexist since, basically, forever.
Let that be a conclusion to our history lesson here, and let’s just skip right to the magnificent taco puns. They are, as always, just a bit further down! Once you’re there and find a silly pun that makes you giggle, be sure to vote for it. Finally, share this article with anyone who’s in need of a corny pun or two today!
To teach my kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked pizza. Then I made tacos because they don’t live in a swing state.
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What does Pac-Man put on his tacos? Guacauacauacauacauacauacauacauamole.
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Tacos are always depressed, they fall apart so easily.
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Tacos have fillings, too!
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What’s the difference between a hard and soft shell taco from Taco Bell? About 25 seconds in the microwave.
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A taco’s favorite musical genre? Wrap music, of course!
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Why does no one know Taco Bell’s secret recipe? They keep it under wraps.
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What do you get when you eat onions on your beans? Tear gas.
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What do you call people who use sleeping bags in the woods? Soft tacos for bears.
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How do tacos say grace? “Lettuce pray.”
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Wanna know something cool? Taco cat spelled backward is taco cat.
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Do you know how to maintain a balanced diet? A taco in each hand.
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There’s a Mama Taco, a Daddy Taco, and a Baby Taco. Who watches Baby Taco when Mama Taco and Daddy Taco go out on a date? Aunt Chilada.
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What do you get when you mix the elemental compounds tantalum 73 and cobalt27? TA-CO.
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What would have stopped Taco Bell from not opening due to short staff? Hiring tall people.
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Why does Taco Bell not make songs anymore? Because they are more into making wraps now.
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Everyone else was already eating, so I asked the waiter if my taco was going to be long. He said no, it was going to be round.
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Hey baby, taco walk on the wild side!
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Last night I made fish tacos. They just looked at them and swam away.
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Why did the taco chef stop cooking? He ran out of thyme.
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I’d like to try juicing, but I’m tentative about it… I’m not totally sure how to juice tacos.
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What tantalized the baker to open a taco factory? Extra dough!
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What is a taco’s favorite movie? Catch Me If You Cayenne.
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Why did the taco blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
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What did the soft shell taco say when it wanted to cuddle? “Fold me close.”
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If you eat twenty-five tacos and pass out, where will you wake up? Tacoma.
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What does a chicken taco say? “Guawk, guawk!”
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I got gas for $1.19 today! Unfortunately, it was from Taco Bell.
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Someone asked me if I was into fitness. Yeah, fit'n'ess whole taco in my mouth in one go.
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I tried to eat the entire Taco Bell menu once. They asked me to get off the counter and escorted me out.
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My favorite princess is Taco Belle!
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Let’s taco bout snacks, baby!
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Did you hear about the tortilla rebellion? It was a hostile taco-ver.
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Did you hear about the new Mexican restaurant? It’s the taco the town!
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What do you call a semi-aquatic reptile that loves Mexican food? A tacodile.
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Why shouldn’t you trust tacos? Because they always spill the beans!
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What does a taco say on Saint Patrick’s Day? “Taco the morning to ya!”
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Taco jokes can be so corny that they get a bad wrap.
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Why don’t you want to “taco” ‘bout it? ‘Cause I’m “nacho” friend anymore.
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What is a taco’s favorite musical genre? Wrap ‘n’ roll.
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What did the taco say to the guacamole? “Avocado adoration for you.”
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I’m so thankful I don’t have to go foraging for my favorite food… I have no idea where tacos live.
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What do you call an ocean full of tacos? Flotilla.
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Let’s give ’em something to taco bout.
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Why are tortillas, such bad conversationalists? They always tacover you!
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Why does no one know Taco Bell’s secret recipe? Because they keep it under wraps!
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What is a taco’s favorite TV show? Better Call Salsa.
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Taco chefs live their lives by season the moment.
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Live like every day is Taco Tuesday!
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Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
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Don’t eat too many tacos—you’ll put yourself into a tacoma!
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I packed you an extra taco—just in queso you need it!
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Trying to decide what to order? There are so many delicious tacos to choose from. Taco your time.
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We’re going to get Mexican food, whether you want to or not. Are you going taco-ooperate?
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Have a spec-taco-ular day!
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Did you hear about that new Mexican restaurant? It’s the “taco” town.
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What does a taco say on St. Patrick’s Day? “Taco’ the mornin’ to you!”
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I tried eating the entire Taco Bell menu once. They kindly asked me to get off the counter.
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Why are tortillas, such terrible conversationalists? Because they always “taco-ver” you.
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Why didn’t the taco chef show up to work today? He has a bad “queso” the flu.
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Seven whole days without tacos makes one weak.
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I packed you an extra taco… Just in “queso”, you need it.
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What do you call a tortilla chip that works out? A macho nacho.
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These tacos are gonna “guac” your world!
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Would you like some salsa for your tacos? Por “flavor.”
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Burritos or tacos? You’ve got me stuck between a “guac” and a hard place.
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What did critics say about the new film War of the Tacos? It was a rather hostile taco-mentary.
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My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, actually, he said “less McDonald’s.” But I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.
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What do you call a boring taco? Aburrido.
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I can be the Taco Beast… If you’re my Taco Belle!
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What did the baby Toyota say when Mama Toyota asked what he wanted for lunch? “A Taco, ma.”
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Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem? Because he’s a Wrap God.
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How do you make a taco stand? You take away its chair.
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What is a restaurant for robots called? Dell Taco.
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“Sir, did you realize the consequences of naming your son Taco Cheese?” “No, but I had grate expectations.”
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What type of tortilla chip dip would a religious person prefer? Gauca-holy.
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What happens every time I eat tortillas for breakfast? I have a spec-taco-lar day.
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Why don’t most people enjoy jokes about taco shells? They’re too corny.
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Do you know what the best meditation is? Inhale tacos, exhale negativity.
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Do you know why you cannot make everyone happy? It’s simple, you are not a taco.
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I don't like it when you make tacos. They're nacho best dish.
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The taco waiter kept asking you personal questions. He was jalapeño business.
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I absolutely love tacos, in queso, you didn't know.
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When my mom went out she left me some tacos, in queso emergency.
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You can get the tastiest tacos if you go to the gulp of Mexico.
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We can taco 'ver the phone later if you want.
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Have you ever been interrupted by a tortilla? It's seriously annoying, they always taco'ver you.
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I made some fish tacos last night. They just swam around for ages and didn't eat them.
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We can taco-ver the phone.
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What do bears eat at Taco Bell? Bearritos!
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I ate a radioactive taco. There was lots of fallout.
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