In a perfect world, you'd turn the other cheek to those who've hurt you and move on with life. But in a perfect world maybe they wouldn't have done it in the first place? Sometimes, people can't restrain themselves from getting back at somebody who has made their lives miserable. Bored Panda has compiled another list of revenge stories that will make you think twice before being an asshole to other people, and it's definitely as brutal as the first one.
Packed with the strangest, cleverest and funniest acts of vengeance, this series proves that what goes around comes around. From jerks destroying kids' snowmen to obnoxious creeps stalking women, it seems that these folks tried really hard to make enemies. And they've succeeded. Scroll down to check out what retaliation people are capable of when pushed to their limits and let us know in the comments if you think the perpetrators got an appropriate amount of justice.
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Snowman With Surprise Inside
Badass Lady
Thief Tried To Steal My Car, Accidentally Filled It Up With Gas And Brought It Back To Me Instead
I google'd up the Jeep to see how it actually looks and it looks awesome. Glad you have that beauty and beast back in your garage.
Learn The Language
Served him right. I've had something similar happen to me when I was in another country purchasing something and at some point I asked the cashier to repeat what he has just said cause I didn't hear it the first time (I look like a foreign but I do speak some of the local language, I just didn't hear what he said) and he made a point of clearly rolling his eyes in front of me as spoke again in a way it sounded like he thought I was a stupid foreign who doesn't speak his language. It was so disrespectful and embarrassing I just said "never mind, I'll buy it at another store" in the local language and left.
Good for you. I work in retail and since most foreigners don't speak or understand Finnish I've learned several languages. Still if I don't have a mutual language with customer I always try to work it out.
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why american who speak ONLY English are mean to people who doesn't but try to do so? at least these people can speak more than one language!
A lot of times (and this is just from what I've hear) they're scared they are being talked about in a foreign language. It sounds stupid, I know, but a lot of times that's what it is.
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I remember a story, a lady of dark complection was taking to her child in a non english language, a man seated behind her said 'bloody foreigners come over here, they should learn our language' another person spoke up 'she was!' quizzed look on the bloke's face 'she was speaking in Welsh' as they were on a bus in Wales UK
I wish i could upvote u more... Almost every north american is technically foreign. Europe Asia etc...
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Some years ago my family and & I were visiting Hong Kong - we are foreign born Chinese, but speak Cantonese which is the lingo there. My brother in-law needed batteries for his camera so we went into a camera shop. They guy behind the counter said to his colleague in Cantonese "Charge them more as they cannot speak Chinese." to which my mom replied in Cantonese "Its OK, we will go next door thanks."
In my experience, most people in other countries appreciate it if you try to speak their language while visiting.
I'm a caucasian and had a fellow honky (who I didn't know - we were just in the same line) complain to me (as if I'm going to agree with him) about someone who was speaking Spanish at her kid in line. I also have a degree in Spanish. I'll let them go on for a bit and then say in Spanish, "I'm sorry, but I didn't understand a single word you said." The look on their faces are priceless. Then I continued on still in Spanish while looking at him but staring at the woman, "I'm pretending I don't speak English to f**k with this guy who is made at you. After my next sentence, laugh with me." She did, and now that guy is upset that two Mexicans (one with incredibly fair skin) are laughing at him.
How can you look at "him" while staring at the woman??
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It´s really common in the US to see people at stores get mad at people with accents, but when they go to other countries they expect for everybody to speak English. People try hard to speak English but you don´t even try to say THANK YOU or PLEASE in their respective language when you visit their countries. Let´s think about that.
The cashier should be let go. Chances are, this guy has issues with anyone he perceives to be different and that is not a good fit for this job.
Whenever I interact with someone who struggles with their English I feel for them and do everything I can to make them feel like they aren't burdening me with the conversation. Smile nicely, nod your head and speak slightly slower and very clear for them, its not that hard to extend that kindness. Imagine already feeling self-conscious about your ability to converse in another language and then having some jerk make you feel even worse.
This was reported by the BBC...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36580448/welsh-woman-on-bus-shuts-down-racist-who-told-muslim-passenger-to-speak-english 90042108_t...57e74c.jpg 
how the hell is no one calling the manager and calling out this d**k working the cash line? Popular retail store? I'm thinking Walmartland, so managers don't tolerate that level of stupid, but apparently customers do. Ugh.
Well, I have no sympathy for the cashier because being polite to all customers is part of his job. I, however, am not a cashier or customer service person. It is very frustrating to go through day to day life around people who just don't speak English. If I get in a cab, I don't want to spend ten minutes explaining where I'm going. I don't want to say "Excuse me" seven times to an old woman I'm trying to pass in the bus aisle to get to a seat because she doesn't even understand "Excuse me". If you're going to live and, especially, work in New York City (where I live), then learn basic English. There are people who have been here for decades and just won't learn. They expect to be accommodated.
I wish people who came to live in Britain would learn at least 'SOME' English, they seem to expect others to learn their language from where they came.
Many new people to Britain do not bother to learn the language, expect us to learn theirs
Cherokee is not the ORIGINAL language, There have been civilizations here in North America that pre-date native American cultures by thousands of years. They had language too.
Yet more people speak Spanish and Mandarin than English COMBINED. Jesus.
People should not assume other's do not understand their language. Had a similar exchange happen to me, tho I can not speak Spanish very well, I do understand it pretty good. So you can guess what happened to me it went along the same lines as this poor person's experience.
I'm the opposite. I can't call Amazon customer support because I can't understand them. I've tried three different times to no avail. I have nothing but respect for them learning my language and they are so patient with me, but I feel awful having to ask them to repeat words over and over..
In English we make rules to specifically break them. Read and lead don't and do rhyme. Read is 2 words.
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Except for the fact that the Cherokee's were not the first ones on this planet or for that matter even first in North America.
native americans in general were the first people in america dumbass
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That's funny, sure, but stupid. The point isn't to learn the language of the first people there, or the original language, or even the "local" language, but the *official* *most common* language of the country. The dominant language.
You have a point. However, it is meant just to break people out of their parochial mindsets a little. The woman was doing her best to speak the language. It becomes increasingly difficult to learn a new language as one gets older. It's also difficult if you are not immersed in it. She might not have been. Living in a country, you don't necessarily get really immersed in it. That only happens if you're actually spending time with native language speakers. The four sentences you might speak at the store doesn't count.
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Native Americans were not the first people to live in North America. This is a funny story but it's not at all accurate. The Clovis people and then the Folsom people were here thousands of years before what we know as Native Americans who were here when Europeans came and took over everything. They undoubtedly had languages as well.
I Out-Assholed The Asshole. Good Luck Getting In Your Car
Sometimes it's an unfair situation to judge, because some cars park in this way due to other a******s that parked badly on the other side
Oh Boy
Employer Screwed Me Over, I Screwed Him Back With Help From The FBI
Not only you too you revenge, but you also indirectly saved many people from whatever scams these guys were running.
Revenge At The Bar
Eat All My Food While I Fix Your Phone? Have Fun Explaining This One
I Absolutely Love People Who Pay With Pennies
Belligerent Woman Name Drops In The Wrong Country And Gets Put Off The Boat!
Black Friday Parking Brings Out The Worst In People
I Dont Talk To Men In The Restroom
I guess he couldn't Spare a Square (pls have someone know this quote...)
Dirtbag College Kids
Trashy Tenants Moved Out Of Parents' Property In The Middle Of The Night. Few Months Later I Got Them On Social Media
Tear Open Our Driveway To Pour Concrete? Fine, You'll Probably Enjoy Having To Dig The Concrete Out Of The Ground. Twice
Excellent job! To Celina...either the owner of the supermarket or the construction foreman should have checked the property lines before any job was even started. This delay was totally on their shoulders, and yes I imagine they do have children, but you cannot blame this interruption in getting the job finished on the truck driver. Actually, this story should be much higher than #22!
Give Me More Work? Hope You Like Waiting
The Laziest Hostess
Use My Razor, Congrats, You Now Have Hepatitis B
I had a similar situation with my lip balm. There was a girl on a camp that liked to test out other people's cosmetics. Sure, she asked, but I find my cosmetics personal, especially the lip stuff. I could lend a mascara or an eyeliner, but not the lips stuff. So I told her I have herpes (which I don't) and she would use the lip balm at her own risk. She never asked again for any of my cosmetics :)
Beware Of The Raisins
Cost-Efficiency Of Petty Revenge
Anyone who publicly denounces evil AT&T gets a thumb up from me! Sorry assed- NSA cohorts who are traitors!
If You Look Up The Word Moron In The Dictionary, You'll See Your Picture There
My Old Apartment Building
Tell Me I'm Lying About Having Cancer? Enjoy Getting Chemo Vomit On Your Shoes
F*ck It, I Like M&M's
Best Reason Ever To Be Able To Shame My Dog. Hope To Repeat For Many Years!
This should be on Top jeez. Best revenge ever. Go Doggo Go, I hope you live till the end of time. Ohh and That octopus is cute, ship me one too please :)
Instant Revenge For The Horn Prank
Park Like An Asshole? Enjoy The Car Wash
Harass My Daughter On Minecraft? You Can't Hide From Me
You Rude To Me, I Irritate You
Cost Me 2 Working Days Of Pay And Tell Your Supervisor I'm A Liar, Ok Let's Play
Game Of Thrones Spoilers
That guy just wants the attention; who'd be dumb enough to post his own story on a page like this considering it's not an advice page but rather a funny story one. ;)
Why You Short Me A Meatball?
Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog For Months, Lost Horribly
Married People, Single Sex
Stranger Snapped Her Fingers At Me After Asking For Directions
Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma
Firstly I thought that's a messed up English and use of Grammar in this paragraph, but in the second read I got hang of it what he has done.
Don't Get My Girlfriend To Ask Me For Free Tickets If You're Going To Ditch Her, You Pieces Of Sh*t
Duct Tape My Ankles? Where's My Marker
It's Only Fair, Right?
Don't Like The Phone I Give You? Sure, You Can Bring Our Own
Shitty Server Demands A Better Tip
Asshole Parking
Kick A Ball At A Cyclist? Have Fun Finding It Back
Take My Parking Spot? Our Whole Department Will Block You In
Act Like A Jackass In My Store? I'll Let You Look Like One To Your Friends, Too
Revenge After 8 Years
Microwave Hog
My favorite one that happened recently. The guy on the bus that my friend was mocking "look how stupid he looks ha ha ha..." Then his leg started heating up and heating up worse at the point he was starting to burn pulling things out of his pocket including the extra battery from his vaporizer. then the guy that he was mocking for looking dumb let him know that he made a connection in his pocket between his keys and the poles and caused a circuit to happen heating up the battery and burning him. Needless to say he felt like a bit of an a*****e mocking that guy. He never knew he was the butt of a joke and i hope he learned that u cant judge people on appearance
A lot of these are pretty funny and many are quite satisfying, but if you plan to imitate any of them, please understand that some of them are outright illegal and can get you into serious trouble. Make sure you consider just how worth it your revenge is before going through with it, please!
I worked as a receptionist at a very famous television production company in the 90s. We were casting a role for a TV pilot and the casting director had called in a group of actors to audition. Most of them were very nice, but one, a tv actor who had been in a very popular show, was a total d**k to me. Talked down to me, threw his empty bottle of juice at me and told me to throw it out. Now, this guy was known, but not what you would call A level famous. He was a regular on the show he was previously on, but a member of the ensemble and not a star. After all the actors had finished their auditioned, the casting director called me and asked me how all the actors had treated me. I told her they were all great, except for a*****e guy. She thanked me. See, one of the secrets to getting a job in Hollywood is to be nice to the assistants and receptionists. Production companies don't want to work with difficult actors, because they are more trouble than they're worth.
Years ago I was with an extremely beautiful woman. I'm no movie star & it often wasn't expected that we were together. GF had a very wacky dress sense that was not always admired. Think worst of 70s fashion. I worked as a pro photographer & was in my local photo store ordering supplies. My GF was in the car but got bored & came to find me. The door opens & nerdy counter-jockey (NCJ) looks up, his eyes go wide and jaw flops open. I look around to see my GF browsing, not looking at me. NCJ looks at me, nods towards GF, rolls his eyes, raises his eybrows and basically face-languages to me "check out the freak, but hey, I'd do her" I ignore this (but I'm laughing inside), keep listing my order but every few seconds he's checking out my GF and making leering expressions. Goes on for a few minutes until GF comes up and puts her arm around me & says "You almost done Babe?" NCJ stammers and shakes & barely manages to hand me the docket. I don't make it out before I crack up laughing.
I wasn't there but a funny thing happened at the retail store I used to work at (thankfully it was my day off). I guess a couple teens snuck into the bathroom and left a huge mess (aftermath of sex everywhere, on the walls, the toilet, the floor). My co worker watched back on the camera to see who it was immediately after they left and spotted them at the Starbucks next door while she was on her lunch. They were sitting outside just sipping drinks. Well, she lectured them very loudly and told them she wasn't trained in cleaning biohazards and that they were disgusting. Turns out a cop had overheard the whole conversation, and asked my coworker if my work place was going to press charges. She whispered something to him and he agreed. She said no, but scare them please. So he insisted on driving them home to their parents for a talk.
Computer programmer & magician here. Magic club needed a website so I was asked to make one, & another member hopped on board to be the designer & then didn't produce anything for months (long after I had written a CMS from scratch to control the site), played drama queen, got upset when I put my own temporary design up so we would at least have a site with helpful info, wouldn't take suggestions, told me he was in charge, etc. I left the project. Club backed me. A year later, he interviews at the small website shop he didn't know I worked at until the group interview. All my questions, while generic, hinted at our past. I asked him how he got along taking suggestions from others, getting work in on time, etc. Of course, he replied he was great at it all, even though after several of his answers I asked in a very skeptical voice, "Really?" "Seriously?" He face reddened & he shot daggers at me with his eyes the whole time. Guess who didn't get a job working there.
I was in line at a local grocery store behind a, well I will say it, a great big black man. Unusual in my little part of the world. We were waiting in the ten-items-or-less line. This little tiny older woman, maybe 4 1/2 foot tall, cuts in front of us and puts her c**p on the feed belt and never looks up to apologize. The cashier runs her items and she pays and looks up at the gigantic black man and says "You know what it's like to run behind." And this gorgeous man leans down and says "Mama, I'm not even in the race."
#166 why blame the girl cheating with her husband and not her husband??
These lists should be called "The art of being a revenge-getting a*****e". And they MUST make more!
And he always found an excuse to go out to the back room whenever I came in after that.
My favorite one that happened recently. The guy on the bus that my friend was mocking "look how stupid he looks ha ha ha..." Then his leg started heating up and heating up worse at the point he was starting to burn pulling things out of his pocket including the extra battery from his vaporizer. then the guy that he was mocking for looking dumb let him know that he made a connection in his pocket between his keys and the poles and caused a circuit to happen heating up the battery and burning him. Needless to say he felt like a bit of an a*****e mocking that guy. He never knew he was the butt of a joke and i hope he learned that u cant judge people on appearance
A lot of these are pretty funny and many are quite satisfying, but if you plan to imitate any of them, please understand that some of them are outright illegal and can get you into serious trouble. Make sure you consider just how worth it your revenge is before going through with it, please!
I worked as a receptionist at a very famous television production company in the 90s. We were casting a role for a TV pilot and the casting director had called in a group of actors to audition. Most of them were very nice, but one, a tv actor who had been in a very popular show, was a total d**k to me. Talked down to me, threw his empty bottle of juice at me and told me to throw it out. Now, this guy was known, but not what you would call A level famous. He was a regular on the show he was previously on, but a member of the ensemble and not a star. After all the actors had finished their auditioned, the casting director called me and asked me how all the actors had treated me. I told her they were all great, except for a*****e guy. She thanked me. See, one of the secrets to getting a job in Hollywood is to be nice to the assistants and receptionists. Production companies don't want to work with difficult actors, because they are more trouble than they're worth.
Years ago I was with an extremely beautiful woman. I'm no movie star & it often wasn't expected that we were together. GF had a very wacky dress sense that was not always admired. Think worst of 70s fashion. I worked as a pro photographer & was in my local photo store ordering supplies. My GF was in the car but got bored & came to find me. The door opens & nerdy counter-jockey (NCJ) looks up, his eyes go wide and jaw flops open. I look around to see my GF browsing, not looking at me. NCJ looks at me, nods towards GF, rolls his eyes, raises his eybrows and basically face-languages to me "check out the freak, but hey, I'd do her" I ignore this (but I'm laughing inside), keep listing my order but every few seconds he's checking out my GF and making leering expressions. Goes on for a few minutes until GF comes up and puts her arm around me & says "You almost done Babe?" NCJ stammers and shakes & barely manages to hand me the docket. I don't make it out before I crack up laughing.
I wasn't there but a funny thing happened at the retail store I used to work at (thankfully it was my day off). I guess a couple teens snuck into the bathroom and left a huge mess (aftermath of sex everywhere, on the walls, the toilet, the floor). My co worker watched back on the camera to see who it was immediately after they left and spotted them at the Starbucks next door while she was on her lunch. They were sitting outside just sipping drinks. Well, she lectured them very loudly and told them she wasn't trained in cleaning biohazards and that they were disgusting. Turns out a cop had overheard the whole conversation, and asked my coworker if my work place was going to press charges. She whispered something to him and he agreed. She said no, but scare them please. So he insisted on driving them home to their parents for a talk.
Computer programmer & magician here. Magic club needed a website so I was asked to make one, & another member hopped on board to be the designer & then didn't produce anything for months (long after I had written a CMS from scratch to control the site), played drama queen, got upset when I put my own temporary design up so we would at least have a site with helpful info, wouldn't take suggestions, told me he was in charge, etc. I left the project. Club backed me. A year later, he interviews at the small website shop he didn't know I worked at until the group interview. All my questions, while generic, hinted at our past. I asked him how he got along taking suggestions from others, getting work in on time, etc. Of course, he replied he was great at it all, even though after several of his answers I asked in a very skeptical voice, "Really?" "Seriously?" He face reddened & he shot daggers at me with his eyes the whole time. Guess who didn't get a job working there.
I was in line at a local grocery store behind a, well I will say it, a great big black man. Unusual in my little part of the world. We were waiting in the ten-items-or-less line. This little tiny older woman, maybe 4 1/2 foot tall, cuts in front of us and puts her c**p on the feed belt and never looks up to apologize. The cashier runs her items and she pays and looks up at the gigantic black man and says "You know what it's like to run behind." And this gorgeous man leans down and says "Mama, I'm not even in the race."
#166 why blame the girl cheating with her husband and not her husband??
These lists should be called "The art of being a revenge-getting a*****e". And they MUST make more!
And he always found an excuse to go out to the back room whenever I came in after that.
