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In a perfect world, you'd turn the other cheek to those who've hurt you and move on with life. But in a perfect world maybe they wouldn't have done it in the first place? Sometimes, people can't restrain themselves from getting back at somebody who has made their lives miserable. Bored Panda has compiled another list of revenge stories that will make you think twice before being an asshole to other people, and it's definitely as brutal as the first one.

Packed with the strangest, cleverest and funniest acts of vengeance, this series proves that what goes around comes around. From jerks destroying kids' snowmen to obnoxious creeps stalking women, it seems that these folks tried really hard to make enemies. And they've succeeded. Scroll down to check out what retaliation people are capable of when pushed to their limits and let us know in the comments if you think the perpetrators got an appropriate amount of justice.

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Thief Tried To Steal My Car, Accidentally Filled It Up With Gas And Brought It Back To Me Instead

Thief Tried To Steal My Car, Accidentally Filled It Up With Gas And Brought It Back To Me Instead

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I google'd up the Jeep to see how it actually looks and it looks awesome. Glad you have that beauty and beast back in your garage.

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Learn The Language

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mocochang
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Served him right. I've had something similar happen to me when I was in another country purchasing something and at some point I asked the cashier to repeat what he has just said cause I didn't hear it the first time (I look like a foreign but I do speak some of the local language, I just didn't hear what he said) and he made a point of clearly rolling his eyes in front of me as spoke again in a way it sounded like he thought I was a stupid foreign who doesn't speak his language. It was so disrespectful and embarrassing I just said "never mind, I'll buy it at another store" in the local language and left.

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I Out-Assholed The Asshole. Good Luck Getting In Your Car

I Out-Assholed The Asshole. Good Luck Getting In Your Car

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Filipe Vieira
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes it's an unfair situation to judge, because some cars park in this way due to other a******s that parked badly on the other side

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Oh Boy

Oh Boy

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Mama Panda
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Back in the day we didn't have cell phones (yeah I am old) and so we could get really creative with phone numbers that we would give out to the creeps. My go to was the Planned Parenthood phone number. Another fave of mine was to give them the number to local insane asylum. I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when they tried to call... hahahahah

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Victor Calamity
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I get that this is funny...but why give out even a fake number? Why not just say NO and be done with the guy? I've been out of the dating scene for many years, so maybe things have changed...but everyone still has the right to say 'no'...right?

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Melina Pothier
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a disgusting person. A man described as "obnoxious" is not deserving of an act that would then punish his mother, a woman this classless chick knows nothing about.

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Laura Johnston
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That wasn't called for. If the guy was obnoxious all she had to do was say no.

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Quant
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One, how exactly did she put a d**k picture into the contact for his mom in the time it takes to type a phone number. Two, how is his mom going to see it? Three, a whole lot of b******t in this "story"

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Darrien Mae
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What she did was change his mom's contact name, "mom", to whatever her name is. So when he thinks he's texting d**k pics to this new girl he met, they're actually going to his own mother.

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Lex
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Nope. Not justified. Messing with someone's contacts in their phone?! For the most my Dane reason- their being an obnoxious prick. There were better ways to handle this.

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Merijo Dietrich
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a mother that would just kill me. I am confident i raised my son better than that, but kids can be a******s all on there own. while he would be straightened out if needed, please no photographic evidence. let his dad deal with that.

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Becca Jozwiak
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm sure he was obnoxious, but that doesn't justify doing something mean like that.

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L. Sam Robinson
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

His mom? Why do this to her? Cruel for no reason... what if that were your mom?

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Hugo Raible
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Obnoxious" because he wasn't mister perfect and dared to talk to her. She's probably just another entitled b***h.

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FullSpectrum Survivalist
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Look at her picture, it speaks volumes, your exactly right. I hope no Man ever again bothers her with any attention, well see if she prefers that instead.

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Patricia Faulkner
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Actually I was at dance hall there a guy ask for my phone number I remember so well I gave him the police station phone number, I beg he got so excited to go home and make a phone call. I though I make right choice. haha

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Savannah
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Uh.. that's not the right choice unless he was bothering you. Asking once isn't a crime.

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Alusair Alustriel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG that's an awesome idea :D:D I wish we could see his mother's reaction when he sent the mentioned goodies xDDD

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Karen Miller
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Again. A f—-g NASTY thing to do. An “ AWESOME IDEA”!? Why do you all have to involve anyone else when you don’t want to give your number out to a guy you don’t like? Either walk away or give Walmart’s phone number. Quit punishing innocent people just over your stupid PHONE NUMBER. What a bunch of NASTY young women we have now to pull a DIRTY STUNT like that!

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Karen Miller
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What, don’t involve an innocent Mother. Just pretend you put in a number. You have no right to mess with other peoples phone numbers, just because you don’t want to give yours. Use Walmart’s number or something. Not someone else’s “fake” number.

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Savannah
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Instead you should put in a number for the red cross or something.

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Natalia O'Connell
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ha ha ha i just wish i knew how to do that on the phones ha ha ha so funny,

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Darrien Mae
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Literally all you would have to do is go into the contacts and change his mom's contact name to "Natalia" and say "it's under Natalia" so when he thinks he's texting you, he's texting his mom. It's that simple.

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A Ghost
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people don't take no as an answer. Sometimes the best decision is the one that embarrasses them.

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#7

Employer Screwed Me Over, I Screwed Him Back With Help From The FBI

Employer Screwed Me Over, I Screwed Him Back With Help From The FBI

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only you too you revenge, but you also indirectly saved many people from whatever scams these guys were running.

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#8

Revenge At The Bar

Revenge At The Bar

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a girl (or any kind of human being really): Why the hell would you do that?!

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#9

Eat All My Food While I Fix Your Phone? Have Fun Explaining This One

Eat All My Food While I Fix Your Phone? Have Fun Explaining This One

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#10

I Absolutely Love People Who Pay With Pennies

I Absolutely Love People Who Pay With Pennies

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#11

Belligerent Woman Name Drops In The Wrong Country And Gets Put Off The Boat!

Belligerent Woman Name Drops In The Wrong Country And Gets Put Off The Boat!

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#12

Black Friday Parking Brings Out The Worst In People

Black Friday Parking Brings Out The Worst In People

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#13

I Dont Talk To Men In The Restroom

I Dont Talk To Men In The Restroom

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#14

Dirtbag College Kids

Dirtbag College Kids

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#15

Trashy Tenants Moved Out Of Parents' Property In The Middle Of The Night. Few Months Later I Got Them On Social Media

Trashy Tenants Moved Out Of Parents' Property In The Middle Of The Night. Few Months Later I Got Them On Social Media

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#16

Tear Open Our Driveway To Pour Concrete? Fine, You'll Probably Enjoy Having To Dig The Concrete Out Of The Ground. Twice

Tear Open Our Driveway To Pour Concrete? Fine, You'll Probably Enjoy Having To Dig The Concrete Out Of The Ground. Twice

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent job! To Celina...either the owner of the supermarket or the construction foreman should have checked the property lines before any job was even started. This delay was totally on their shoulders, and yes I imagine they do have children, but you cannot blame this interruption in getting the job finished on the truck driver. Actually, this story should be much higher than #22!

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#17

Give Me More Work? Hope You Like Waiting

Give Me More Work? Hope You Like Waiting

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Pi...
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are people so spiteful to random other people?! If someone has hurt you, I understand, but allowing your kid to be a tiny devil in a shop where the cashier had done nothing wrong to her is just so pointless.

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#19

Use My Razor, Congrats, You Now Have Hepatitis B

Use My Razor, Congrats, You Now Have Hepatitis B

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Alusair Alustriel
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a similar situation with my lip balm. There was a girl on a camp that liked to test out other people's cosmetics. Sure, she asked, but I find my cosmetics personal, especially the lip stuff. I could lend a mascara or an eyeliner, but not the lips stuff. So I told her I have herpes (which I don't) and she would use the lip balm at her own risk. She never asked again for any of my cosmetics :)

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#20

Beware Of The Raisins

Beware Of The Raisins

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#21

Cost-Efficiency Of Petty Revenge

Cost-Efficiency Of Petty Revenge

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who publicly denounces evil AT&T gets a thumb up from me! Sorry assed- NSA cohorts who are traitors!

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#22

If You Look Up The Word Moron In The Dictionary, You'll See Your Picture There

If You Look Up The Word Moron In The Dictionary, You'll See Your Picture There

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My Old Apartment Building

My Old Apartment Building

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caleb
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

+Sarah this cant be fake, for me I could totally believe someone harassing a kid. This guy/girl is a legend in my books

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#24

Tell Me I'm Lying About Having Cancer? Enjoy Getting Chemo Vomit On Your Shoes

Tell Me I'm Lying About Having Cancer? Enjoy Getting Chemo Vomit On Your Shoes

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KK
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes handicaps are invisible. Don't be the d**k who assumes that all handicapped people are in a wheelchair.

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#26

Best Reason Ever To Be Able To Shame My Dog. Hope To Repeat For Many Years!

Best Reason Ever To Be Able To Shame My Dog. Hope To Repeat For Many Years!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be on Top jeez. Best revenge ever. Go Doggo Go, I hope you live till the end of time. Ohh and That octopus is cute, ship me one too please :)

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#29

Park Like An Asshole? Enjoy The Car Wash

Park Like An Asshole? Enjoy The Car Wash

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#30

Harass My Daughter On Minecraft? You Can't Hide From Me

Harass My Daughter On Minecraft? You Can't Hide From Me

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#32

Cost Me 2 Working Days Of Pay And Tell Your Supervisor I'm A Liar, Ok Let's Play

Cost Me 2 Working Days Of Pay And Tell Your Supervisor I'm A Liar, Ok Let's Play

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Game Of Thrones Spoilers

Game Of Thrones Spoilers

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That guy just wants the attention; who'd be dumb enough to post his own story on a page like this considering it's not an advice page but rather a funny story one. ;)

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#34

Why You Short Me A Meatball?

Why You Short Me A Meatball?

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Giovanni
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fascinated by what americans and italo-americans consider to be italian food

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#35

Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog For Months, Lost Horribly

Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog For Months, Lost Horribly

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Married People, Single Sex

Married People, Single Sex

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caleb
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you get a porno with kids around at least tell them to go to the car

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#37

Stranger Snapped Her Fingers At Me After Asking For Directions

Stranger Snapped Her Fingers At Me After Asking For Directions

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Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma

Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Firstly I thought that's a messed up English and use of Grammar in this paragraph, but in the second read I got hang of it what he has done.

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#39

Don't Get My Girlfriend To Ask Me For Free Tickets If You're Going To Ditch Her, You Pieces Of Sh*t

Don't Get My Girlfriend To Ask Me For Free Tickets If You're Going To Ditch Her, You Pieces Of Sh*t

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was such a cute story. It's got warm and fuzzy all over it... with a hint of Tabasco, but that's ok. ;)

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#40

Duct Tape My Ankles? Where's My Marker

Duct Tape My Ankles? Where's My Marker

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#42

Don't Like The Phone I Give You? Sure, You Can Bring Our Own

Don't Like The Phone I Give You? Sure, You Can Bring Our Own

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#43

Shitty Server Demands A Better Tip

Shitty Server Demands A Better Tip

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#46

Kick A Ball At A Cyclist? Have Fun Finding It Back

Kick A Ball At A Cyclist? Have Fun Finding It Back

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mocochang
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might be a bit petty, but it will teach those kids to not purposely try to hit strangers.

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#47

Take My Parking Spot? Our Whole Department Will Block You In

Take My Parking Spot? Our Whole Department Will Block You In

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#48

Act Like A Jackass In My Store? I'll Let You Look Like One To Your Friends, Too

Act Like A Jackass In My Store? I'll Let You Look Like One To Your Friends, Too

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#49

Revenge After 8 Years

Revenge After 8 Years

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