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In a perfect world, you'd turn the other cheek to those who've hurt you and move on with life. But in a perfect world maybe they wouldn't have done it in the first place? Sometimes, people can't restrain themselves from getting back at somebody who has made their lives miserable. Bored Panda has compiled another list of revenge stories that will make you think twice before being an asshole to other people, and it's definitely as brutal as the first one.

Packed with the strangest, cleverest and funniest acts of vengeance, this series proves that what goes around comes around. From jerks destroying kids' snowmen to obnoxious creeps stalking women, it seems that these folks tried really hard to make enemies. And they've succeeded. Scroll down to check out what retaliation people are capable of when pushed to their limits and let us know in the comments if you think the perpetrators got an appropriate amount of justice.

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Thief Tried To Steal My Car, Accidentally Filled It Up With Gas And Brought It Back To Me Instead

Thief Tried To Steal My Car, Accidentally Filled It Up With Gas And Brought It Back To Me Instead

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I google'd up the Jeep to see how it actually looks and it looks awesome. Glad you have that beauty and beast back in your garage.

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Learn The Language

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Served him right. I've had something similar happen to me when I was in another country purchasing something and at some point I asked the cashier to repeat what he has just said cause I didn't hear it the first time (I look like a foreign but I do speak some of the local language, I just didn't hear what he said) and he made a point of clearly rolling his eyes in front of me as spoke again in a way it sounded like he thought I was a stupid foreign who doesn't speak his language. It was so disrespectful and embarrassing I just said "never mind, I'll buy it at another store" in the local language and left.

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I Out-Assholed The Asshole. Good Luck Getting In Your Car

I Out-Assholed The Asshole. Good Luck Getting In Your Car

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Filipe Vieira
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes it's an unfair situation to judge, because some cars park in this way due to other a******s that parked badly on the other side

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Employer Screwed Me Over, I Screwed Him Back With Help From The FBI

Employer Screwed Me Over, I Screwed Him Back With Help From The FBI

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not only you too you revenge, but you also indirectly saved many people from whatever scams these guys were running.

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Revenge At The Bar

Revenge At The Bar

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Lara B.
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a girl (or any kind of human being really): Why the hell would you do that?!

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Eat All My Food While I Fix Your Phone? Have Fun Explaining This One

Eat All My Food While I Fix Your Phone? Have Fun Explaining This One

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I Absolutely Love People Who Pay With Pennies

I Absolutely Love People Who Pay With Pennies

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Cyndi H
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Awesome... you have the patience of a saint good sir!

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Ann Ros'a
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So does everyone that has read this “War & Peace” post... that’s a LONG read!

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Mindy Megas-Loucks
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My dad had a story like this once. It was in the mid-1960s & he was working the register in his grandfather's restaurant. It was during their very busy lunch rush & this guy came in for a 10 cent cup of coffee & wanted to pay with a $100 bill, figuring (correctly) that Pop wouldn't want to mess with it & he's get the coffee free. He'd done it several times & Dad got fed up with it. Next time the guy came in Dad was ready. He had to pay for his coffee & wait for his change--99 $1 bills & 90 pennies, with some VERY irritated people in line behind him. Dad said it was months before the guy dared come back & he never did it again.

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Virginia Su
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

dead, but actuallly that makes me wonder. What did they think was going to happen? You'd have to count the pennies and they'd ahve to wait hahahha

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Blue Cicada
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They hope you'll "trust" them, and they'll get away with shorting you $4. Or, you'll try to count them, get frustrated and get nasty. Then they can complain.

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NancyandCharlie Miller
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Believe it or not, there is a law in Canada that puts a limit on the number of coins that a retailer HAS to accept in any transaction-- The law in Canada (specifically the Currency Act) does say that coins issued under the Royal Canadian Mint Act (such as our $1 coins which we affectionately call loonies) are legal tender in payment for purchases. However, the Currency Act also says that there are limits in how many coins you can use in one transaction. Section 8(2) says: “A payment in coins referred to in subsection (1) is a legal tender for no more than the following amounts for the following denominations of coins: (a) forty dollars if the denomination is two dollars or greater but does not exceed ten dollars; (b) twenty-five dollars if the denomination is one dollar; (c) ten dollars if the denomination is ten cents or greater but less than one dollar; (d) five dollars if the denomination is five cents; and (e) twenty-five cents if the denomination is one cent.”

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Petya
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's toughtful. We don't have such thing her in Bulgaria, so some people troll the government officials by paying their taxes in the smallest coins, i.e. equivalent to pennies. The officals can't say anything and they have to count them. But some of them are also prepared, all coins weight exactly the same, so some guy from the DMV just asked them to wait for a second and came back with a scale and just weighted them and it was an easy task, because all were coins of 1 st, not 1, 2, and 5 all messed up together, which would be hard to count, as he would have had to separate them first. Actually, the guy that paid like this had prepared the exact amount, but even if says it is exact, they still have to check it to be sure.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The law in Canada (specifically the Currency Act) does say that coins issued under the Royal Canadian Mint Act (such as our $1 coins which we affectionately call loonies) are legal tender in payment for purchases. However, the Currency Act also says that there are limits in how many coins you can use in one transaction. Section 8(2) says: “A payment in coins referred to in subsection (1) is a legal tender for no more than the following amounts for the following denominations of coins: (a) forty dollars if the denomination is two dollars or greater but does not exceed ten dollars; (b) twenty-five dollars if the denomination is one dollar; (c) ten dollars if the denomination is ten cents or greater but less than one dollar; (d) five dollars if the denomination is five cents; and (e) twenty-five cents if the denomination is one cent.” (They need to update the law, as Canad no longer has pennies!)

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes, and pennies in the US are no longer accepted in large amounts, as they aren't considered legal tender over a certain amount. So, the stories of people paying their bills, like utilities, in pennies in wheelbarrows now have to pay their bills in nickels (the 5 cent piece) if they want to protest and haul a wheelbarrow around. I worked in a municipal utility and felt sorry for the cust serv. counter where people paid with all sorts of currency types.Also, for large amounts of coins, most places will only accept them now in coin rolls, either plastic or shrinkwrap... but these stories are great.

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Miri27
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And after all that you could have said it was the end of your shift and you could not give them the items anymore and left

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Abby Dunn
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a couple teens come into the ice cream store I used to work at. Their total was only 3 bucks but they had all pennies. They gave me a snide smile as they poured their change out on the counter. I smiled back as I told them to count it. Their jaws dropped. Best day ever. 😂

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Biana Weatherford
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In my youth, back when fast food was my lot in life, I was training at a Mexican place. The "trainer" (read: lady who worked there 10+ years without making supervisor) called sorting the beans...COUNTING the beans. She told me to count them very carefully and make sure no rocks or other foreign objects were in the beans. I'm Hispanic. I know how to sort beans but OK, I'll play. I got up to 832 before she hysterically informed me that I didn't need to count! AHAHAHahahaha, joke's on me. She walked away still pleased with herself and I looked at the rest of the team..."I got paid to do that. She had to wash dishes. Yup, joke is on me."

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Jakub Wasilewski
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That`s why we have a law in my country saying, that any bussines is entitled to refuse more than 10 coins of same denomination. :)

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Sierra Batten
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow people can be such jerks, Im glad you gave them what they deserved! Awesome!

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Darrien Mae
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one wondering if her manager only ever spoke those two words to her the ENTIRE time she worked there?? Or just that night/during those two hours?? Cuz it's got me so f****d up I can't stop thinkin bout it now

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James Wiske
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What if that had been the little kid from, "Christmas Shoes?????" :)

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Pamela Grove
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They'll never pull that stunt again and I bet the frat won't either.

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Sorry, this is ridiculous. I get the guys were trying to be jerks, but protocol is get the line moving and get people like that out of the store. Doubt this story is even real. No way the guys would have stayed through all those re-countings.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to be an assistant manager at a Walmart in a college town. There were always stupid pranks being played. Honestly, it made the day a little bit fun to watch the frat boys try to get over on my staff. We had something similar happen and I turned off the cashier's light and told her to take her time. Protocol or not, if it's not busy and I have back-up cashiers then I was all for "playing along". And yes these guys would stand there forever with stupid grins on their faces waiting patiently for their joke to play out.

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#11

Belligerent Woman Name Drops In The Wrong Country And Gets Put Off The Boat!

Belligerent Woman Name Drops In The Wrong Country And Gets Put Off The Boat!

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Black Friday Parking Brings Out The Worst In People

Black Friday Parking Brings Out The Worst In People

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I Dont Talk To Men In The Restroom

I Dont Talk To Men In The Restroom

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Dirtbag College Kids

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#15

Trashy Tenants Moved Out Of Parents' Property In The Middle Of The Night. Few Months Later I Got Them On Social Media

Trashy Tenants Moved Out Of Parents' Property In The Middle Of The Night. Few Months Later I Got Them On Social Media

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Tear Open Our Driveway To Pour Concrete? Fine, You'll Probably Enjoy Having To Dig The Concrete Out Of The Ground. Twice

Tear Open Our Driveway To Pour Concrete? Fine, You'll Probably Enjoy Having To Dig The Concrete Out Of The Ground. Twice

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Excellent job! To Celina...either the owner of the supermarket or the construction foreman should have checked the property lines before any job was even started. This delay was totally on their shoulders, and yes I imagine they do have children, but you cannot blame this interruption in getting the job finished on the truck driver. Actually, this story should be much higher than #22!

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Give Me More Work? Hope You Like Waiting

Give Me More Work? Hope You Like Waiting

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why are people so spiteful to random other people?! If someone has hurt you, I understand, but allowing your kid to be a tiny devil in a shop where the cashier had done nothing wrong to her is just so pointless.

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Use My Razor, Congrats, You Now Have Hepatitis B

Use My Razor, Congrats, You Now Have Hepatitis B

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I had a similar situation with my lip balm. There was a girl on a camp that liked to test out other people's cosmetics. Sure, she asked, but I find my cosmetics personal, especially the lip stuff. I could lend a mascara or an eyeliner, but not the lips stuff. So I told her I have herpes (which I don't) and she would use the lip balm at her own risk. She never asked again for any of my cosmetics :)

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Beware Of The Raisins

Beware Of The Raisins

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Cost-Efficiency Of Petty Revenge

Cost-Efficiency Of Petty Revenge

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who publicly denounces evil AT&T gets a thumb up from me! Sorry assed- NSA cohorts who are traitors!

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#22

If You Look Up The Word Moron In The Dictionary, You'll See Your Picture There

If You Look Up The Word Moron In The Dictionary, You'll See Your Picture There

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My Old Apartment Building

My Old Apartment Building

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

+Sarah this cant be fake, for me I could totally believe someone harassing a kid. This guy/girl is a legend in my books

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#24

Tell Me I'm Lying About Having Cancer? Enjoy Getting Chemo Vomit On Your Shoes

Tell Me I'm Lying About Having Cancer? Enjoy Getting Chemo Vomit On Your Shoes

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes handicaps are invisible. Don't be the d**k who assumes that all handicapped people are in a wheelchair.

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Best Reason Ever To Be Able To Shame My Dog. Hope To Repeat For Many Years!

Best Reason Ever To Be Able To Shame My Dog. Hope To Repeat For Many Years!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This should be on Top jeez. Best revenge ever. Go Doggo Go, I hope you live till the end of time. Ohh and That octopus is cute, ship me one too please :)

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Park Like An Asshole? Enjoy The Car Wash

Park Like An Asshole? Enjoy The Car Wash

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Harass My Daughter On Minecraft? You Can't Hide From Me

Harass My Daughter On Minecraft? You Can't Hide From Me

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#32

Cost Me 2 Working Days Of Pay And Tell Your Supervisor I'm A Liar, Ok Let's Play

Cost Me 2 Working Days Of Pay And Tell Your Supervisor I'm A Liar, Ok Let's Play

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Game Of Thrones Spoilers

Game Of Thrones Spoilers

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That guy just wants the attention; who'd be dumb enough to post his own story on a page like this considering it's not an advice page but rather a funny story one. ;)

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Why You Short Me A Meatball?

Why You Short Me A Meatball?

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Giovanni
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fascinated by what americans and italo-americans consider to be italian food

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Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog For Months, Lost Horribly

Neighbor Sued Me After Harassing My Dog For Months, Lost Horribly

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Married People, Single Sex

Married People, Single Sex

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caleb
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why would you get a porno with kids around at least tell them to go to the car

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Stranger Snapped Her Fingers At Me After Asking For Directions

Stranger Snapped Her Fingers At Me After Asking For Directions

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Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma

Restaurant Owner's Instant Karma

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Firstly I thought that's a messed up English and use of Grammar in this paragraph, but in the second read I got hang of it what he has done.

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Don't Get My Girlfriend To Ask Me For Free Tickets If You're Going To Ditch Her, You Pieces Of Sh*t

Don't Get My Girlfriend To Ask Me For Free Tickets If You're Going To Ditch Her, You Pieces Of Sh*t

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This was such a cute story. It's got warm and fuzzy all over it... with a hint of Tabasco, but that's ok. ;)

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#40

Duct Tape My Ankles? Where's My Marker

Duct Tape My Ankles? Where's My Marker

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#42

Don't Like The Phone I Give You? Sure, You Can Bring Our Own

Don't Like The Phone I Give You? Sure, You Can Bring Our Own

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#43

Shitty Server Demands A Better Tip

Shitty Server Demands A Better Tip

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#46

Kick A Ball At A Cyclist? Have Fun Finding It Back

Kick A Ball At A Cyclist? Have Fun Finding It Back

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Might be a bit petty, but it will teach those kids to not purposely try to hit strangers.

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#47

Take My Parking Spot? Our Whole Department Will Block You In

Take My Parking Spot? Our Whole Department Will Block You In

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#48

Act Like A Jackass In My Store? I'll Let You Look Like One To Your Friends, Too

Act Like A Jackass In My Store? I'll Let You Look Like One To Your Friends, Too

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Revenge After 8 Years

Revenge After 8 Years

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