“Not How Girls Work:” 35 Very Stupid Things Men Have Said About Women And Their Bodies (New Pics)
Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.
Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!
Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.
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I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys
They Had Me In The First Half
Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors
Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."
Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can
Random bigotted man: "This was made by a man from the West" Reality: ...
I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing
Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not
"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.
Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows
Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh
This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.
How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?
In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.
I always feel really bad afterwards. I know that I have not being assaulted because I consented to it. But it feels really wrong.
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The absurdity may be best explained to guys by saying "imagine how embarrassing it would be to get your foreskin stuck in your zipper and have it catch at just the right spot"
Ooh, sexy. Imagine catching it just right and an awkward moan comes out. /s
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The reason they have our feet in stirrups is not so they have a better view. it is so we can't kick their teeth in.
Every time I went in, the doc got the regular speculum and every time I told him to use the small one because it simply doesn't fit and every time he tried it anyway, until after 10 minutes of painful probing he had to admit it didn't fit, and got the small one. I now have a new doctor and no way he is ever allowed to 'just try it' with the regular one. Never in all that time did he 'hit a spot that makes me moan'. IT HURT! I don't find that sexually arousing.
The spot that makes one moan is OUTSIDE the vagina. Higher, higher, higher, above the external urethral orifice, that you didn't know existed, there's a clitoris glans, similar to your penis glans, only slightly smaller and with more nerve endings.
Only if his asshole is cranked open with a steel speculum, and the doctor takes a cell scraping.
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Good lord, are men seriously that uneducated about a woman's body and how it works?
Omg, loser. Why must these men sexualize everything? Someone is clearly watching too much gyno p*rn. Block him as he types, the creep.
Tell you what, guys. How about we make yearly catheterizations mandatory for men? Pretty sure we can test whatever comes out, to see if you’re healthy. Yeah, let’s start campaigning to make that a law.
Yet I bet if she made a reference to him moaning during a Sigmoidoscopy(a camera up the rear) he would complain, I'm not a woman so I've not had to visit a gyno but I have had a Sigmoidoscopy and whilst it didn't hurt I did find the whole thing very uncomfortable.
Definitely not comfortable. Just curious where do women need to get a pap smear or internal examine annually. Unless you are high risk. Also why do you need to see an actual specialist for your pap smears? Most women where I live, just go to their GP clinic and see a Dr or Nurse there. A nurse at my GP clinic does them and I get my results from the Dr in the same clinic a few days later. The gyno is for more serious issues that the GP can't help with, if there is an issue with the test results or during pregnancy and recovery.
In Germany, a yearly check up is generally recommended. And since you do not have to pay for the standards (only if you want additional scans) I don't think that it is for the money. I must assume that it is still cheaper for the health insurances to pay for the regular check ups and detect cancer early on than having to pay for cancer treatment in later stages.
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Sure. Women get pap smears because it's sexually titillating. Any moaning would be due to pain, you moron. Ditto with having our breasts squished flat between two heavy pieces of glass during a mammogram.
I couldn't walk upright for a week after a doctor spent about 5 mins (doing an internal exam) to find an ovary. Maybe that's someone's idea of a fun time but not mine.
Same here. I have extensive endometriosis with adhesions basically all over my lower stomach. It hurts like hell just to have an exam.
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oh god, gave me anxiety from just thinking about it. It's EFFIN PAINFUL!!
Send that idiot for a sigmoidoscopy and see if he moans when the camera gets shoved up his a**e.
Definitely NOT comfortable - back when they still used metal specula and the nurse tightened the clamp to hold it open and caught my labia in the screw-thread! Screamed like a fecking banshee!
I find it disturbing that so many men think anything put into our vaginas causes an orgasm. Huge fight with my ex because he thought women who got pregnant from rape "must have enjoyed it". Yeah - I had to explain to a 40 something year old man that a woman does not have to orgasm in order to get pregnant.
hope that this couple of idiots get some hemorrhoids, so someone will shove something up the a*s also to them, and seeing how much fun they'll have! you ball couple in the sack !
the fact that some man think just shoving something inside is enough for pleasure is pretty telling.
well I'm guessing there are possibly the odd ones who enjoy a gyno visit, and I also guess there are the odd guys who like a q tip shoved down their pee hole...
I think it depends from the country! In my country doctors advice us to do it yearly! But i had a friend in uk that told me her doctor says to do it every 3 years! So i believe it's not a global guidance
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Why on earth would the doctor need to be male and not a virgin?
Load More Replies... Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.
It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."
More Milk = More Boobs
According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.
Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person
Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow
Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This
Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here
S**t, someone should tell my husband we broke up. Many times at that.
News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!
I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!
I Can't Believe I Found This
Seen On R/Niceguys
Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.
Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.
The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College
Omg. So Relatable
This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men
Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.
I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel
Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.
You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?
It’s That Easy
Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.
I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before
Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This
If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But
Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...
... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.
I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life
Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?
"I Have Warrants"
Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos
They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point
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Made it to just past 20 before wanting to throw my phone out the window. Why can we not move forward and fix this?
For the same reason we don't have world peace and an end to war.
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I just went through that. And my only reaction is: WHAT ON EARTH?????
Taught my boys from a young age to treat girls like they would boys. As friends. My oldest is turning thirteen and one of his best friends is a girl and they both want a sleep over, as friends because that is how they see each other.
Fantastic advice. Kinda like the advice on boys in the daring book for girls.
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I would like to hear from some men reading this: How many men actually ascribe to these beliefs?
A happily married, well-adjusted man here. I'm absolutely sickened by this sort of sexist nonsense. I don't know of a single man who would believe any of this dreck.
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My question after all these is: In what reality do women starve because men aren't in the room/building/social sphere? And, corollary, these same idiots are the ones who want women to do all the cooking, so.....
After ready this hallucinant entries a few questions remain. What was the average age of the 'men' who posted this? What was the education these people enjoyed?Could I be right in assuming there's a lot of homeschooling involved? To be honest it isn't only men who are ignorant. Read a post (probably on BP) about a girl who gave birth in hospital asking the nurse when the doctor would pierce her nipples so she could breastfeed...
And the one about the woman who was terrified of getting pregnant with triplets because she didn't want to be pregnant for 27 months, 😂😂😂. The ages of these guys is probably all over the place, from 13 to who knows. Education wise, hmm - in the U.S., they're probably a result of the "no child left behind" program introduced back in 2001. It was intended to help disadvantaged students but in reality just meant that all students were passed on to the next grade/level of education without actual proof that they had truly learned anything.
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I have a theory that our toxic competitive social structure helps to create this issue. People are like this because they are incapable of self reflection and assuming blame for their own short comings. But why are so many of us so bad at self reflection? I think it is because we are made to be hyper competitive as soon as we start school. Admitting any sort of flaw makes you less desirable and less competitive, but being incapable of self reflection and self improvement makes your value dramatically decrease. Insecurity and fear of personal flaws seems to be the underlining cause of half of these posts.
And all the over-scheduling of our kids! From the time they wake up til they go to bed - go to school all day, then soccer/football/swimming/piano/dance/gymnastics/whatever, all while eating fast food in the car between practice/lessons/games & trying to do homework...no down time, no peaceful family dinners, no 'alone' time, no relaxing with a good book. It's sad.
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Oh let them be. After all it's very unlikely they will be breeding anyway.
I feel like every school should have a class every few months that teaches guys about girls and all the wrong stereotypes about them. It could definitely be used.
Already being taught, in my school we had a lesson about stereotypes, guess what, none of them were about boys, only girls. Hey, I guess only women are discriminated against right ? It's not like so many people in these comments think the majority of men are like this.
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Unfassbar.... ich meine offenbar ist der Höhlenmensch doch nicht ausgestorben. Das ist so ekelhaft.... dabei sind das alles einfach nur wütende loser, die wie kleine babys das hassen, was sie nicht haben können....kann man DAS nicht isolieren und mit einem Virus....
Yikes. If people are so weird about cis women, I am really worried about coming out as a trans woman.
You mean the people who hold misogonystic beliefs shown here are stupid, right? I hope that's what you meant
Load More Replies... Made it to just past 20 before wanting to throw my phone out the window. Why can we not move forward and fix this?
For the same reason we don't have world peace and an end to war.
Load More Replies... What mgtow/incel hole of the internet did they find this many ignorant men?
I just went through that. And my only reaction is: WHAT ON EARTH?????
Taught my boys from a young age to treat girls like they would boys. As friends. My oldest is turning thirteen and one of his best friends is a girl and they both want a sleep over, as friends because that is how they see each other.
Fantastic advice. Kinda like the advice on boys in the daring book for girls.
Load More Replies... I would like to hear from some men reading this: How many men actually ascribe to these beliefs?
A happily married, well-adjusted man here. I'm absolutely sickened by this sort of sexist nonsense. I don't know of a single man who would believe any of this dreck.
Load More Replies... My question after all these is: In what reality do women starve because men aren't in the room/building/social sphere? And, corollary, these same idiots are the ones who want women to do all the cooking, so.....
After ready this hallucinant entries a few questions remain. What was the average age of the 'men' who posted this? What was the education these people enjoyed?Could I be right in assuming there's a lot of homeschooling involved? To be honest it isn't only men who are ignorant. Read a post (probably on BP) about a girl who gave birth in hospital asking the nurse when the doctor would pierce her nipples so she could breastfeed...
And the one about the woman who was terrified of getting pregnant with triplets because she didn't want to be pregnant for 27 months, 😂😂😂. The ages of these guys is probably all over the place, from 13 to who knows. Education wise, hmm - in the U.S., they're probably a result of the "no child left behind" program introduced back in 2001. It was intended to help disadvantaged students but in reality just meant that all students were passed on to the next grade/level of education without actual proof that they had truly learned anything.
Load More Replies... I have a theory that our toxic competitive social structure helps to create this issue. People are like this because they are incapable of self reflection and assuming blame for their own short comings. But why are so many of us so bad at self reflection? I think it is because we are made to be hyper competitive as soon as we start school. Admitting any sort of flaw makes you less desirable and less competitive, but being incapable of self reflection and self improvement makes your value dramatically decrease. Insecurity and fear of personal flaws seems to be the underlining cause of half of these posts.
And all the over-scheduling of our kids! From the time they wake up til they go to bed - go to school all day, then soccer/football/swimming/piano/dance/gymnastics/whatever, all while eating fast food in the car between practice/lessons/games & trying to do homework...no down time, no peaceful family dinners, no 'alone' time, no relaxing with a good book. It's sad.
Load More Replies... Oh let them be. After all it's very unlikely they will be breeding anyway.
I feel like every school should have a class every few months that teaches guys about girls and all the wrong stereotypes about them. It could definitely be used.
Already being taught, in my school we had a lesson about stereotypes, guess what, none of them were about boys, only girls. Hey, I guess only women are discriminated against right ? It's not like so many people in these comments think the majority of men are like this.
Load More Replies... Unfassbar.... ich meine offenbar ist der Höhlenmensch doch nicht ausgestorben. Das ist so ekelhaft.... dabei sind das alles einfach nur wütende loser, die wie kleine babys das hassen, was sie nicht haben können....kann man DAS nicht isolieren und mit einem Virus....
Yikes. If people are so weird about cis women, I am really worried about coming out as a trans woman.
You mean the people who hold misogonystic beliefs shown here are stupid, right? I hope that's what you meant
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