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Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.

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#2

They Had Me In The First Half

They Had Me In The First Half

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#3

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...

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Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

#4

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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#5

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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#6

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.

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#7

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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#8

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.

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#9

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.

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Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

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More Milk = More Boobs

More Milk = More Boobs

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According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.

#13

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.

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#14

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

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#15

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

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classbag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were the woman in that pic, I'd find the moron who photoshopped my sign and sue him for defamation.

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KatKaleen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What I find amusing is that in my paternal grandparents' marriage - very traditional - my grandfather would give my grandmother all the money he earned and she gave HIM an allowance. After all, he was at work all day while she had to go to the bank to pay bills, buy groceries, deal with handymen or delivery people, take the kids to the doctor or give them money for an excursion at school. My grandfather didn't NEED to have much money on him. He came home to a nice meal, and if he wanted a beer, my grandmother had one in the cellar. She even saved money for presents to family and vacations, so he used most of his allowance to buy her flowers and chocolates. This traditional way of running a family can work if the partners respect each other.

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Miriam L
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's practical and very lovely how he would end up using most of his money to treat her. Thank you for sharing

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Maddie Star ⭐
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

erm.... nope. real men will look after their family not take everything from them. ..

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Amber Seanez
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What did they do to get that paycheck?? I'm terrified at what these men require "their" women to do to "earn" an ALLOWANCE, as whatever they did to get that paycheck didn't count as "earning"

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Dorothy Parker
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The woman in the image is probably furious to have her image and original sign co-opted by this foolishness.

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A kitchen sink
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Miriam L
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'Real' people in relationships have discussions about household finances and create equitable plans for budgeting and spending. One of those options is for every working adult to add their money to the household and get an allowance to spend, regardless of comparative income. If that works for you, great. But this is a bleeping bad Photoshop job

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Hilary Anderson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wonder what her original sign said. If you want to be traditional, why is the man living off a woman's earnings?

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SZ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think the photoshopping was crap, and if this girl ever finds the guy that made this, she's going to beat his brains in.

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Carrie B
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm married and we keep our money separate. We've had 1 argument about money in 11 years.

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criminalgirl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aw, someone has re-written over this lady's sign digitally. She looks far, far too smart to hold up crap like that.

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Nikki Owens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the modern version of "real women stay home", and tbh it's even worse.

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Laura Mende (Human)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better the other way around! Guys are making BS with their money, somebody has to have an eye on this.

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Ian Bartels
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real women work together with their man and both pay the bills and go out to eat.

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InfectedVoice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"real f****n idiots who are probably religious as well".....fixed.

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Mona
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Allowance ? Women aren't children ! We earn our money from hard work and will keep it too !

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Jackie Nettleton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow that’s messed up, you earn your money why give it away to then earn it back from some creepy controlling guy? Sharing finances is one thing but that involves people communicating and agreeing on what the money goes towards after necessities like food rent utilities etc. This is just making an rod for your own back

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Tamra Stiffler
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This has to be a joke. Come on guys... it's a joke. Right? Right?!

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know quite a few men who do the opposite. As their wives handle most of the grocery shopping and pay the monthly bills, the men give their wives access to their bank account, and get an allowance of spending money.

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Katinka Min
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If the woman in the photo knew what that fathead wrote on her sign, she'd probably beat him to a pulp. Just earn your own money, you weak-a** loser.

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Lovin' Life
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OH HELL NO! Never again. I was in a relationship like this for a few years. I was miserable, tired, beaten, and so on. I finally got out and promised myself that s**t wouldn't happen to me no more!!!!!

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Potato Puffin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What... who thinks like this?! In our house, all money is OUR money. We can spend a little bit, but mostly we're sensible and make sure bills etc are covered and if we want to buy something we talk to each other. It's called a team! Other people just contribute their share of bills and anything leftover is theirs - they worked for it. And that works too!

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Avya Spriggs
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real men respect a woman and her right to money, and not do financial abuse to her. Buddy you probably still live with your parents.

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Susanne Rivera
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My Dad took just a little bit of money from his pay check and gave the rest to my Mom; she paid all the bills and and managed the household! My Dad knew... man smart; women smarter!

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Michael Capriola Jr.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Also, the idiot who posted that pic wouldn't know a Real Woman if one walked up and cold-cocked him.

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Michael Capriola Jr.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Japan, the men hand their paychecks over to the wife who handles the household finances.

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Deep One
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real men have no problem discussing finances and planning with the woman in their life. So that BOTH can work TOGETHER to make sure BOTH are having the best life possible. Why would you be in a relationship if you didn't put each other first?

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Evelyn Haskins
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real Men give their entire pay check to their wives, to pay the bills and the housekeeping.

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Wednesday
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real women do lots of things... and she already earned her money, why would she need to earn it twice?

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Shawty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What???? That's is the most stupidest thing I have ever heard.... Who ever agrees to this is an entitled jerk..🤬

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Christina Uhlir
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this woman mentally disturbed? Who raised her? Who destroyed her self esteem?

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Leesa DeAndrea
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Real men give their entire pay to their woman and she gives him an allowance.

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Lynn Morello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Two words, am I allowed to say . 'F**k Off,' on this page, Obviously not.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Guess that makes me a fake, because I kept and invested my own money.

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Daniele Ribolla
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

me and my wife always share our incomes, so now we have a son, own a penthouse, three cars and both a pensioner allowance. plus, the one that has had a lower income, never ashamed for the higher one ... it's like a company where both shareholders make his own work. I don't know when and where this lady was born, may be in medieval age?! sorry for her.

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Jane Moore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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Barbara Vandewalle
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is male brain washing to control the woman. I worked with a woman who gave her paycheck to her father. He gave her a monthly allowance from her check. It was a cultural where the men think they are macho. She got married so she could have more of her pay.

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Jamie Freeman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's not "my" money or "her" money, it's "our" money. My wife and I pay both our checks into a joint account and give ourselves (the same) allowance from that.

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SZ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Substitute 'Real' with 'ABUSED'. It's correct now.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Women who are afraid of being abused by their partners pose for photos holding horrific signs.

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Allen Lavine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let's analyze this pic first we can tell it's photoshop because for one LaQuisha not having that bull. I was raise with these type of woman Look at her hands she's not holding a a poster she has her fist ready to attack. (Where I'm from that's called the say that s@it i've been stance

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Nicki
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

aaaaand this is why I am glad I married my husband. We have separate accounts and I spend my left over money (after bills) on whatever the hell I want. In the military, this is called financial abuse 😡😡😡

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Radek Suski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

People should be required to obtain permission to reproduce before breeding.

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S.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why do I feel like that sign is photoshopped and the text was added?

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dee dee
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hah. Ha ha. This is actually sad. I hope no woman does this, ever.

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#16

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

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#17

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

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#18

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!

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#20

Seen On R/Niceguys

Seen On R/Niceguys

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.

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#21

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.

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#22

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.

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#23

Omg. So Relatable

Omg. So Relatable

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#24

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.

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#25

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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#26

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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Susan Green
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?

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#27

It’s That Easy

It’s That Easy

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ravina nimje
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.

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#28

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?

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#29

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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#30

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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#31

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.

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#32

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

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#33

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

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#34

"I Have Warrants"

"I Have Warrants"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos

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#35

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

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