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Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.

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#2

They Had Me In The First Half

They Had Me In The First Half

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#3

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...

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Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

#4

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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#5

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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#6

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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ravina nimje
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Didn't know not having periods based on location was an option.

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jellybeb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh sorry, I'll just switch it off and hold it in until I get back home. but seriously, kudos to New Zealand

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where do they get this idea that a woman can control this?

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Please, someone put anatomy basics in the school curriculum!

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LH25
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yes! I don't know if they still do this, but years ago they split us up by gender for the "sex talk". We girls learned about getting our periods and such. Nothing about how a boy's body works. The boy got the same thing, what to expect from their changing bodies, but not ours.

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can hold it until i go home but if i start bleeding from my eyes don't blame me!

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slm
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

do you laugh or cry???? He should have just left it as, "I don"t think", FULL STOP

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, dolt! It encourages girls to go to school EVEN WHEN they have their periods. That is definitely a good thing. In some countries, girls are more or less forced to stay at home one week per month. That is a BAD thing.

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Kathryn Baylis
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You were homeschooled by functional illiterates, weren’t you?

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Simzabandz
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

douschebag, girls get periods whether in school or not. Sometimes for a cakes like this guy, I wish their mother stayed on their periods and never missed it only for this cake to live.. tbh

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Vicky Zar
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly, it's partly the mothers fault those people are "cakes", because they just lack proper education.

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SZ
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

These people don't deserve to hide behind anonymity

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Hugh Walter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep! They're just gonna' get of that bus and switch-on to free pads huh? Unspeakably retarded logic.

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Carlota
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wait, we get to choose when and where we have our periods? AND NO ONE TOLD ME?!

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Katie Lutesinger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would LOVE to have the ability to decide when to have a period. No more periods while I'm on holiday! No periods during horrible hot sweaty weather when I'm already uncomfortable enough as it is! No more periods sneaking up on me while I'm asleep! Or how about no more periods ever, which would suit me fine.

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Lovin' Life
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hold on. Let me turn mine off. It's not working. I must be broken¿

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Glenn Zoontjens
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Would love to see this implemented everywhere. Negotiating middle/high school & puberty is hard enough without adding period poverty to the mix.

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Yolanda
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

you know when you see something so stupid you have to take a deep breath before responding? that’s right now for me

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looking at the icon, I'm feeling this has to be satire. Please, let it be satire.

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Angelica H.
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

if girls could control when it happens it wouldn't happen, no one likes cramps and feeling like you are slowly bleeding to death.

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Ellie Rosser
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a GREAT idea. If girls confine having their periods to when they are in school the rest of society won't be contaminated by their unclean state. (Hint: heavy sarcasm!)

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Zoe Rice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

as a girl who is currently having my period at school, I can assure you this is not something I would do willingly

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Natalie
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5 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish i could stop having periods at school considering im homeschooled

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LilliVB
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I didn't know that avoiding to buy my period products would have get them just go away. The simplest solution ever for an early menopause

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Ethan Hunt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was thinking this may have been said ironically? Mocking people who think this way..?

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Lyn Peverill
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

lol how stupid are some people, as if you can control a period lol

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Jan Brieger-Scranton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another biologically challenged individual, it's not their choice when and where...

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Jonna Eggl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell us you flunked Health without telling us you flunked Health.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another incel speaking on topics with absolutely no understanding. How many women are sick of paying the "pink tax" on their subpar salary? Yeah, I thought so.

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Nicola Dimigen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And I don't think it's a good idea for him to have dropped out of school.

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mamafrog
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another comment by an idiot who skipped his biology classes.

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Randy Yent
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This statement is the result of a back alley abortion, that wasn't done completely.

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Chanelle Knapp
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is so bad I want to assume that the person said it sarcastically.

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Mickie Shea
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm thinking women don't be plan'n when a period is gonna happen.

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Random Anon
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow I hope this person is joking. They think there is a built in valve somewhere?

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PixxelDust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah. such an inconvenience when girls decide to be annoying and get their periods at school. it's like they're all out to get you. (/s)

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Yort
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I still think this is just a joke referring to how people think having condom machines at school will just encourage kids to have sex.

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SPQRBob
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm a guy, and that reply has me channeling my inner 16-year-old girl, because "I can't even right now..."

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Allen Lavine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He did a Mic drop but don't worry I have a uno reverse mic flys back in his had then I do a backflip snap the bad guys neck and save the day

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Reminds me of some people in the US claiming that giving people free child-care or children free school-lunches will make them stop wanting to work... (Not the same, but it reminded me)

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Katherine Boag
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

God, if only i hadnt been encouraged to bleed through my shorts at school repeatedly when i was 12 🙄

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Slick
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ahaha... Girls be wishing he's right. That would be great.

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backatya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know why taxpayers have to pay for women's periods products

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.

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#7

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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#8

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.

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#9

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.

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Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

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More Milk = More Boobs

More Milk = More Boobs

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According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.

#13

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.

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#14

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

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#15

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

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#16

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

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#17

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

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#18

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!

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Seen On R/Niceguys

Seen On R/Niceguys

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.

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Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.

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#22

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.

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#23

Omg. So Relatable

Omg. So Relatable

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#24

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.

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#25

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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#26

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?

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#27

It’s That Easy

It’s That Easy

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ravina nimje
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.

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#28

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?

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#29

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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#30

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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#31

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.

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#32

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

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#33

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

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#34

"I Have Warrants"

"I Have Warrants"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos

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#35

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

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