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Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.

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#2

They Had Me In The First Half

They Had Me In The First Half

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#3

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...

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Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

#4

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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Aleksandra
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"None that come to mind" lol I bet this guy knows zero sculptors to begin with, maybe that's why no one comes to his mind

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Roxanne D'souza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"None that come to mind" well yeah, because like the average person, who can really list 5 sculptors at the top of their head? I know I can't, and that's because I've never really paid attention to the art except for the mainstream Renaissance stuff or whatever. But that also means I keep my mouth shut in topics I don't know about.

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Marlowe Fitzpatrik
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Lets see how much I can get: Michelangelo, Niki de St Phalle, Rodin... uhm, (female) pupil to Rodin but I can't remember the name right now (which... is probably what we're here to prove). I'm really not good with sculptors, but I got 4, so... Yay? (*goes look up the Rodin-pupil* Camille Claudel! Dammit! )

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Penny Fan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Anyone who calls themselves "DarkTriadMan" or "RationalMale" is someone trying waaaay too hard

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Katinka Min
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've seen this story before and i still feel the level of Cringe is Olypmic. Seriously, gold medal in all catergoies!

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Rachael Sampson
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's so funny to me that those men have the damm audacity to think they have an idea of who and where the statue was made when they had no idea.

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Katherine Heasley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it. One, that is a gorgeous sculpture. Two, those guys were really going hard on the pretentious bullshit when they got hit by reality, and I hope it left a mark.

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Mark Grudzinski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ivan Throne reeks of Christian Nationalism and white privilege. "That sculpture is an act of worship before heaven?" I mean really? He has no idea who the artist is, yet he immediately goes to his narrow worldview that it HAS to be something related to religion.

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Georgia Hebert
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wonder how long it took her to carve it? It's absolutely beautiful!

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Hugh Walter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"This is called art" . . . they are all such self-important cretins!

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Kantami Blossom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The fact that the sculpture has Asian features should have shown him it was likely not made by a "man from the west" don't get me wrong I'm not saying only Asians make sculptures of Asian women it's just more common for Westerners to use Western models. Also I have to say it that Sculpture is beautiful and the women that made it did an amazing job.

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Radek Suski
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I read it three times and couldn't understand it before I realised that this guys obviously believe that there is a difference between artists' work quality (subjective anyway) based on their sex.

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Dee on bikes
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one has gone viral a few times, Ivan is now famously wrong, forever.

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Kantami Blossom
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Unless asked to make a statue of a specific person or basing it on a specific model most artists will sculpt what they see as normal i.e a Black artist will sculpt typical Black features or in this case a Chinese woman sculpted Asian features on the statue. These bawbags were too caught up trying to sound knowledgeable that they showed just how stupid they are, also that statue is a stunningly beautiful piece of work and I hope the woman that made gets the recognition she deserves.

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Kimberly Brown
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, with the boobies, I can see where I guy might have been the sculptor

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Jan Moore
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't really care about the bigoted, misogynistic opinions; it's beautiful and I would love to have it in my home!

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Yoga Kitty
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can someone tell me the name of the sculptor or of the statue, please?

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Rob Woodman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’ll just leave this here... https://www.ivanthrone.com/

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Wah Fark
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

okay the weirdest thing about this is i thought he was saying women don't sculpt men

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Libstak
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So what, how about that sculpture of David? Art isn't about misogyny or anything sexist it is creative and evocative of the human condition

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Vicky Zar
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Oh come on, they just like it because you can see the nipples!

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Paul Mitchell
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a technically excellent sculpture. Whether or not you like the style and content is down to individual taste.

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Um. Generally men, who are obsessed with boobs, do things like this - making the whole sculpture about her nipples and boobs. The artist, if female, is probably gay. ;-)

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Jonna Eggl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, if you think it's about the boobs, you're missing the point entirely.

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#5

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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#6

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.

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#7

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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#8

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.

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#9

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.

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Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

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#12

More Milk = More Boobs

More Milk = More Boobs

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According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.

#13

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.

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#14

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

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#15

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

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#16

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

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#17

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

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#18

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!

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#20

Seen On R/Niceguys

Seen On R/Niceguys

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.

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#21

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.

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#22

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.

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#23

Omg. So Relatable

Omg. So Relatable

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#24

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.

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#25

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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#26

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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Susan Green
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?

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#27

It’s That Easy

It’s That Easy

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ravina nimje
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.

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#28

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?

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#29

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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#30

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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#31

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.

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#32

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

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#33

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

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#34

"I Have Warrants"

"I Have Warrants"

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos

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#35

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

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