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Some men do like to think that they know women better than they do themselves. Call it asshole syndrome or whatever, really, it doesn’t change how shockingly dumb some of their theories about women really are.

Like, women’s unnatural hair colors are warning signals to stay away, or that periods are telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. And while I'd like to know what kind of bad science fiction books they’re reading, this subreddit r/NotHowGirlsWork gives them a proper treatment in what they deserve: being put in their place and told to cut their BS statements!

Today, we selected some of the best of the worst posts shared on the subreddit, and be sure to check out our previous posts here and here after you’re done reading this one.

#1

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

I Know It Doesn't Belong Here But After So Many Misogynist Memes I Finally Found A Good One, So I Really Wanted To Share It With You Guys

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is number one in the list of stupid double standards applied to women.

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#2

They Had Me In The First Half

They Had Me In The First Half

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#3

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

Stay Away From Girls With Bright Unnatural Hair Colors

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If word gets out that blue hair repels incels, there's going to be such a severe worldwide shortage of blue hair dye, that the girls will be using sharpies for permanent color...

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Previously we spoke with the general practitioner, medical researcher, and founder of PrimeHealth Clinical Research, Iris Gorfinkel, M.D. She told us how little men know about women’s bodies. In fact, there was a YouGov study in the UK conducted in 2019 which asked British men to label a diagram of female genitalia. The doctor said that the results “were actually abysmal” and that "well over half of the men surveyed could not label the vagina or labia, and the majority could not point out where it is that urine comes out."

#4

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

Wahmen Can't Sculpt Like Da Menz Can

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#5

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

I Really Needed To Share This. Victim Blaming Has Gone So Far, People Had To Put The Clothes Of The Victims In Am Exhibition. There Is Also A Little Girl's Dress On Wall, Which Is Really Disturbing

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#6

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

Kind Of Like Going To Work For Free Coffee. But Not

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"There may be a perception from some men that they can get away with not being able to name visible parts of a woman's body, and still understand enough to know what has to go where. But that sets the goalposts pretty low. Things were made a whole lot better with just a bit more know-how whatever the starting point may be, there's always more that can be learned," she explained.

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#7

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

Well, At Least He Doesn’t Think Women Are Cows

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#8

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

Yea Ladies! Turn Off Your Cramps Before You Get To Work… Gosh

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This fool thinks we just choose to bleed and be in pain at inconvenient times. How does he own a business? I'm surprised he can tie his own shoes.

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Chucky Cheezburger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ladies, correct me if Im wrong, (cuz Im a guy and just dont know) but if you could control your cycles and cramps and stuff, wouldnt you like, NOT LET IT HAPPEN? Cuz you know, cramps and all are PAINFUL?

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River Webb
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

haha cause yes I can hold in my blood like I hold in my pee smh

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TheWickedOne
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is menstrual leave a real thing? I haven't heard of it before.

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Potato Puffin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Not in the Uk at least. If you really suffer, you'd probably have to take the time as sick or unpaid. Some individual companies might have their own policy - I've heard of companies trying to be quite progressive and allow for time off if the hours have been banked etc, but in my opinion I'm not sure how such a system couldn't just be abused by the minority who wanted a day off.

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Burs
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is that difficult to understand? If a person has a bleeding cut in their arm they can’t chose not to bleed. Yes, a period is not a cut but it has bleeding. How they don’t make the connection that if they can’t stop bleeding neither can we?

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LH25
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Because too many men think periods are "icky" and don't think at all about them beyond that.

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Caro Caro
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The constant use of "Y'all" leaves no doubt that he is a moron.

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Pearl
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Hey, hey, hey. No need to hate on y'all. It's a valid contraction that's in the dictionary.

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Donkey boi
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HAHAHAHAHA 'Do it at home and turn it off...' HAHAHAHAHA That is some next level dumb fuckery!

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V V
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If we could just turn it off and on....why would we ever turn it on?

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Nikki Sevven
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Tell me you've never had a girlfriend without telling me that you've never had a girlfriend.

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timothy green
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't know what to say. I am sorry, ladies, that these people exist

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Vicky Z
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Why and how idiots own a business? This is really so unfair! Even if you have money, your stupidity should have destroyed your business!

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Leo Domitrix
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone put a c-clamp on his genitals and tell him to be professional, please. Tightening it hourly. Yep. Let's see that professionalism!

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Me Oh My
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Speaking as someone with debilitating period cramps: No. We. F*****g. Can't.

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Foxxy (The Original)
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does that mean I can turn it off permanently just like that? I wish, what a f*****g moron.

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Chloe
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can we respect the male coworkers when you can’t us girls???????

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Lynn Morello
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is where a 'Bitch slap to the back of the head, Nice and hard.' Comes in really handy.

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Riley Quinn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I worked for this ignorant creep, I'd do everything in my power to sabotage his business. Be nice. Smile more. Hope he falls in a sink hole.

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Susan Thomas
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m gonna say he should shut off his bladder and only pee at home. Time waster.

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Jennifer Norton
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh yes because us women LOVE having our periods! Silly me, I should just turn it off..... (face palm)

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InfectedVoice
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah girls, respect us males coworkers, how dare you try to have a bodily function that a man has no idea about how it actually feels and we all know you can control it, stop lying!

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Kisses4Katie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It’s not like he’s even paying any kind of leave. He just doesn’t want to send someone home due to cramps probably because they’re short handed due to this idiot

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Carlota
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was today years old when I learned we can control our periods

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Suz66
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man, if men got periods and cramps, there'd be unlimited period pay.

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Jessica Gunn
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is this guy for real?!?! Who is this raging idiot? His name needs to be out there. I'm honestly shocked at the abject stupidity of someone who own a business for crying out loud!!!

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Trillian
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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who spread the completely insane idea that women can control their cycles??? I've never heard that here? Edit: Here being Germany. I only read about this in posts here on BP or occassionally in Twitter posts.

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Potato Puffin
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He thinks we get cramps from holding it in. Natural selection should've weeded these idiots out by now

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Rallie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, yes, I'll definitely turn it off, just tell me WHERE THAT DAMN BUTTON IS.

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Celtic Pirate Queen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Young men need to be educated about menstruation. No - it's not like pee and it does not come out of the same hole - girls have TWO - and we can't stop the flow from one of them. Do you know how many girls think their period comes out of their "pee hole"? It's alarming. EDUCATE our young people!!!!!

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Jon Steensen
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Someone ought to kick him hard ind the stomic once a month and demand that he goes to work immediately after it, and then deal with the pain in his sparetime.

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backatya
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I agree on the first part of this but not the rest. It's not something you can turn on and off

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Nicole Holt
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omigosh! Why didn't I think of this, instead of suffering through horrible cramps and extremely bloody bathroom breaks at work?

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Caroline Driver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perhaps he should ask people at interviews 'do you bleed out of a hole between your legs once a month? ' It's probably okay if he also asks the male candidates as well as the female ¬_¬

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PixxelDust
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

quick, he's onto us, turn off your cycles so they don't suspect you!

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Lady Cadaver
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh how dearly I wish that stupidity was physically painful...

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Robin Roper
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Haul off and kick him in the nuts. Then say "As a business owner, you don't have time to nor can you afford to roll around on the floor holding your crotch. Get up and get over it. "

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Unnamed Hooman
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Huh, I seem to recall reading something that says some period cramps can feel as painful as a heart attack, or an appendix bursting.

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Susan Westmoreland
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did have a girl call off a week prior because she was supposed to start her period Monday and she might have bad cramps.

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Jo Choto
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sweet jehosephat. Boy, would I love to know the business in question. I have comments.

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Allen Lavine
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

All jokes aside some dudes should let there mother read the text before hitting send

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WildHoneyPie
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is just setting yourself up for a raging case of kidney stones (Please please karma). Because then he can try to "turn the pain off".

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Davis the Un-Greatest
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A guy who says y’all 3 times in a row is telling us to be professional?

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Zaza
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I lived a little closer to this douchebag I would apply for a job and freebleed all over the office, then sue him for all he's worth the second he fired me

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Erik Ivan
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Another good reason for unions to tear a new one in emplyers behind.

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Lena Flising
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you can't afford menstrual leave, only hire women over 50. Bonuses: our kids are already reared, we are not going to need parental leave, and we have decades of work experience.

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Stephanie Cunningham
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So, all those years I suffered from endometriosis, I could have just turned it off? Wish this guy had been around to tell me that. (insert eyeroll here)

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Rand0m_Cat
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did they drop out before 5th grade sex education? these are basics. also so many "y'all"s

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Xylle Flora
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I’m on mine right now- and I’m in school clutching my stomach.

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#9

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

How Can He Get That Idea From This Description?

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In case men are curious. It is uncomfortable, can be painful, and for a lot of women who have been assaulted, it is downright traumatizing.

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Some time ago, we also spoke about so-called nice guys with counsellor & psychotherapist Tati Silva, who said that a man who is physically less attractive tends to compensate by being nice to be able to connect to people. However, Silva said they will overcompensate with over-the-top behaviors. "The nice guy will use all the tools to charm the person they are interested in. However, if it is not replicated, the nice guy's true colors come to light," the psychotherapist explained.

It turns out that a nice guy also has a sinister side. “In the mind of the nice guy, the person he is pursuing should repay his action by becoming his girlfriend or boyfriend; for him, that is how these things work. The nice guy will lash out if he does not get what he wants, which might be indirectly influenced by misogynistic entitlement complexes."

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More Milk = More Boobs

More Milk = More Boobs

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According to Silva, misogyny occurs unconsciously and it usually can be linked back to hatred that forms early in life, often as a result of a trauma involving a female figure. But like everywhere, there are exceptions and the psychotherapist warns that “this doesn't apply to everyone.” “There are genuinely nice guys and girls out there who will be okay to be put in the friend zone, respecting your opinion. They won’t expect anything back,” she concluded.

#13

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

Forget Sex Education, Even Basic Education Failed This Person

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. This man, his attitude and his made up scientific study.

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#14

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

Excuse Me While I Go Scream In A Pillow

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#15

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

Vomited In My Mouth A Bit Reading This

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#16

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

Ah Yes, A Womens Hairology Expert Over Here

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#17

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

News Flash: S**ts Wear Vans Because S**ts!

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#18

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

I Love Being Reduced To My Finest Qualities!

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NsG
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Having worked in a nursery, there are very definitely little girls who could be described as a noise with dirt on it!

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#20

Seen On R/Niceguys

Seen On R/Niceguys

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ooooor, and hear me out, they like their hair that way and don't give a flying eff about being attractive to every man that crosses their path.

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#21

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

Buddy, I Dont Think Thats How This Works.

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Otter
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I swear, some of these MRA/Incel nutters are so deep in the closet, they're at the White Witch's palace.

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#22

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

The Poster A Group Of Protestors Put Up At My College

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Scagsy
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it baffling that religion is going out of fashion. These values just prove what a forward-thinking organisation the church is. I'm baffled.

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#23

Omg. So Relatable

Omg. So Relatable

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#24

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

This Person Gets Their Ideas Of Women Exclusively From Slumber Party Scenes Written By Men

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Helen Haley
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Been a woman my whole life. This has never happened. Either I'm womaning wrong, or this guy has watched way too many pornos.

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#25

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

I Remember Seeing This As A Kid And Being Super Uncomfortable. Saw It Again And Nothing Has Changed About How I Feel

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#26

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

Women Should Not Be Financially Independent.

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Susan Green
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You really don’t understand what financially independent means, do you?

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#27

It’s That Easy

It’s That Easy

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ravina nimje
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its almost other way around, me and my brother take same amount of efforts, same diet, yet he lost 5 kg and I gained half pound.

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#28

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

I Dont Think This Person Has Ever Talked To A Woman Before

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Pearl
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No one has commented yet because they don't know what to say. What is this nonsense?

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#29

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

Because All Girls Decorate Their Pcs Like This

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#30

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

If There Is Sub Named Nothowlesbians Work It Would Be More Fitting But

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#31

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

Uhm I Don't Think This Is How It Works...

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Yvonne Dauwalder Balsiger
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... attractive after I invested that money in therapy to help me stop creeping women out. There I fixed it for you.

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#32

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

I Hope No Woman Has To Interact With This Person In Real Life

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#33

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

Why The Hell Do I Have To Keep Posting On Here?

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#34

"I Have Warrants"

"I Have Warrants"

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XSpooky_Mint
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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Bitch, you got tacos? I mean- I'm a dude, but I'll be your gf if you've got tacos

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#35

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

They Are Just Trying To Turn Themselves Into A Victim At This Point

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