Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic, you probably didn't even know these things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the internet marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all already.

In this popular subreddit, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? Scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace adds!

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#1

No Pets

No Pets

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Monika Rhodes 2 months ago

Traitor cat lol

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#2

Bring A Chain Saw...

Bring A Chain Saw...

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Keanric Choy 2 months ago

I lost it at "bring a chain saw"

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#3

How Soon Can I Move In?

How Soon Can I Move In?

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Enuya 2 months ago (edited)

Poison Ivy, is that you? (also - I could live here, it's quite cool)

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#4

Ah Yes, Air..

Ah Yes, Air..

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Molly Universe 2 months ago

I know a few people who would buy this.

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#5

A Quadruple Peanut!

A Quadruple Peanut!

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Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago

What kind of drugs was this person on?

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#6

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?

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Leslie Tollefson 2 months ago

Jesus, what monstrosity was it BEFORE she redid it?!

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#7

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

Facebook Marketplace Posting!

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Just saying 2 months ago

Are they Judy Dench's denchers?

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#8

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here

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Monika Rhodes 2 months ago

$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...

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#9

Are U Kidding $6!!

Are U Kidding $6!!

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kathryn stretton 2 months ago

How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.

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#10

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...

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kathryn stretton 2 months ago

Lol

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#11

But It's Vintage!!

But It's Vintage!!

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Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago

Someone has clearly confused or conflated vintage with collectible

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#12

Just Needs A New Screen!

Just Needs A New Screen!

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ADHORTATOR 2 months ago (edited)

"Saved my life when it caught the bullet with my name on it"

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#13

.45 Cheeto

.45 Cheeto

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glowworm2 2 months ago

This is worse than the peanut!

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#14

Found This On The Gram

Found This On The Gram

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Monika Rhodes 2 months ago

I do hope it's just cos he's stoned too often..

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#15

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)

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Camil Gagnon 2 months ago

Sound logic...

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#16

Crocodeal Or No Deal

Crocodeal Or No Deal

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Molly Universe 2 months ago

Me tho.

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#17

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year

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Suzanne Clark 2 months ago

I'm rich, I'm rich: I've got a whole closet of those!

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#18

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

What A Steal. Oh Wait...

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kathryn stretton 2 months ago

Mmmm how much ??

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#19

Burritos For Sale..

Burritos For Sale..

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Bonnie Clyde 2 months ago

Ew! Does she eat food off the floor too?

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#20

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

May The Rain Wash The Warts Away

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Kaitlin Gaerte 2 months ago (edited)

if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳

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#21

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!

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BusLady 2 months ago

When Jesus was just a little Tot.

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#22

#supportblackbusinesses

#supportblackbusinesses

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Mary Stiles 2 months ago

I didn't know ice cold and cold were flavors.

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#23

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!

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Iggy 2 months ago

She paid $450 for that? The shop must have very big windows because they definitely saw her coming!

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#24

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing

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Tammy Hornback 2 months ago

IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in

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#25

Uhhhhhhhh

Uhhhhhhhh

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PieFace 2 months ago

Or you could just go to the showroom and get a test drive for free 😅

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#26

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?

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Katchen 2 months ago

Those fingernails are foul.

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#27

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

By This Logic You Could Sell Anything

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Bonnie Clyde 2 months ago

Those are some dirty hands to be touching that anyway. Yuck.

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#28

“Perfect Condition”

“Perfect Condition”

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SBW71 2 months ago

Then it's not in "perfect" condition!

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#29

Hmm..

Hmm..

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Kaitlin Gaerte 2 months ago

ME! ME! PICK ME! I WANT IT!!!!!!!!

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#30

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5

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Molly Universe 2 months ago

NeVeR bEeN oPeN

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