Have you ever wanted to buy a nativity scene that's badly carved into a potato? Or a jug of cat's milk? Let's be realistic; you probably didn't even know these weird things exist. But in case you did, we know exactly where to find them - the online marketplace. There's just something peculiar about people selling these funny things on the internet and our best bet is that some of them are a little bit delusional. To no one's surprise, there are 162k people on a subreddit called r/delusionalcraiglist who wholeheartedly agree as they probably have seen it all while online shopping already.
In this popular subreddit dedicated to funny craigslist ads, people share their worst encounters with sellers who wanted to make a quick buck so bad that they probably sold their better judgment to the highest bidder, too. From such interesting finds as awkwardly shaped Cheetos to extremely rare air, everything could be yours for a ridiculously high price. Intrigued? So, if you are on the end of your wit for things to buy, scroll below for the whole list of completely delusional internet marketplace ads!
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No Pets
Bring A Chain Saw...
How Soon Can I Move In?
Ah Yes, Air..
A Quadruple Peanut!
Tinkerbell Or Joan Rivers?
Facebook Marketplace Posting!
The Next Winner Of Last Cake Standing Right Here
$275 for that? No, thank you- rather have my birthday without nightmares...
Are U Kidding $6!!
How? How do you milk a bloody cat? How does it let you? And, how much in litres is this supposed to be? So nany questions. Lol.
My Wife Was Very Excited To Find Something To Share...
But It's Vintage!!
Just Needs A New Screen!
.45 Cheeto
Found This On The Gram
I Honestly Had No Idea How To Respond. Nearly 9 Months Later And They're Still For Sale (No Surprise)
We Banned Single Use Plastic Bags This Time Last Year
What A Steal. Oh Wait...
Burritos For Sale..
May The Rain Wash The Warts Away
if the old owner only tried them on once she/he had VERY dirty feet. look on the inside of the shoe 😫😳
For Those That Are Already Planning Christmas Decorations...the Price Is Actually Pretty Fair!
#supportblackbusinesses
Let's Sell This Dress For More Than I Paid, Or Better Yet Rent It For That Price!
Might Not Be Delusional, He Might Know Exactly What He’s Doing
IKYN my husband has one of these He gave a buck for it at the Flea Mkt I told him I'd give him 2 to plug it in
Uhhhhhhhh
Is There A Hobby Or Something I'm Unaware Of?
By This Logic You Could Sell Anything
“Perfect Condition”
Hmm..
Looking at the map, you can only get there by rowing a small boat across the lake. You also need to buy a bag of grain for the bird, and food for the puppy. But the boat will only hold 2 items and yourself. How do you get them all home?
Muscovy ducks are the most obnoxious, stinking, annoying, crappiest ducks in creation!! I want the puppy ♥
Lived in Florida, can confirm they are evil. Save the puppy!
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Wow look at that duck. What a majestic duck! I want that puppy so my dog has a friend :3
Another price check ?! ad. A duck dinner and movie with a new best friend cost way less than $250.00
These Oreos You Can Get At The Drugstore For $5
Left Or Right
I can't believe this would be legal- I seriously want to know if they sold.
Stop Selling The Random Crap Your Kids Make
And here I am just throwing away the daily s**t my kid colors... What am I thinking? I could've been rich by now! 😅😂
$100 For A Rusty Washer Drum On A Chair Swivel. At Least Delivery Is Free
Um Okay..?
Or just walk into your local Taco Bell and take whatever you need...
$1. Zipper Still Works
Type of person who'd sell his used condoms. Waste not want not...
That Price Better Include 101 Actual Dalmatians
Someone who clearly doesn’t know that people can barely give away VHS of any edition.
Wants $400 For You To Pick And Haul Rocks
That's ok. Sometimes rockery stones can be expensive. Depends where you live and availability.
To Go With The Collection Of Random Lids In Your Own Kitchen Drawer
Bless Up
Empty Tequila Bottles For Sale
Jason Stathom Cheetah
Sounds Like A Healthy Friendship
"He Just Finished A Harry Potter Drawing."
Just Discovering This Sub. I Have So Many To Share. This Is My Fave
Whata Deal
Do You Think It Looks Like Yoda? I Don't See It
More Than Retail Price For My Custom "Bathroom Stall Art" Xbox One
Goodwill Has It For Sale For $4
Ran Into One In The Wild. 5k For Rusted Truck
Hmmm, Seems Like A Good Deal????
Kyle Is Flexing His Monster Collection
Too bad I can't drink Monster anymore (bad for my BP, etc.) or I'd try that Swiss Chocolate. Sounds pretty good.
Genuine And Authentic!
A 2 Second Google Found That This Penny Is Worth An Average Of .35 Cents. Even In Certified, Top Quality Mint Condition It’s Estimated At $75. I Really Want To Forward This Information On To The Seller...
I Buy And Sell Pokémon Cards As A Hobby And Secondary Income. The Number Of People Who Think Their Kids Old Shit It Worth Bread Is Astounding
800 Dollars For A Used Cap Gun...
Yeet
last year at a yard sale I actually sold my old Gameboy (this style) with all my games for about $10. It didn't work!! But the guy who bought it knew that, and he thought he could fix it, so hey! I hope he got it working!
8k For An Exploded Sti? What A Bargain
$90 For Mcdonald’s Dipping Sauce (Marked Down From $100)
Why Buy A Switch When You Could Just Buy This Used Wii
I actually suspect that if you wanted all of those things, you'd have to do a lot of wandering around looking in game stores or p**n shops and in the end it would add up to not much lower than what this person is asking. It's just, you're not going to get lucky enough to find the one person in the world to whom this has that kind of value. You're going to get someone who wants a Wii and doesn't care about the Motion Plus or GameCube stuff and is willing to part with like $40 max because someone else will be selling a different Wii with controllers tomorrow.
It's Just A Can Of Pepsi.
How About You Pay Me $50 To Haul Your Trash Away?
Hey Google: Put Out My Cigarette
That is a burn form a certain type of cigarette... maybe explains the ad!
Only $300 For A Box Fan And A Tote Full Of Ice
Seems Legit...
I would love to take him up on that, just to see his face when the jeweller lets him down gently...
“Limited Edition” Captain Marvel Happy Meal Toy For Only $25
Would You Also Like Your Grass Cut And Car Washed While I’m There?
Thank God Shipping Is Available
I gave up at #38. Please tell me that these are just bad jokes. If not, humanity is doomed.
Some of them might be bad jokes but humanity is still doomed (just for other reasons)
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Most of them are like wtf, cat milk? How do you milk a cat? And your cat let you do that? So many question!!! What's up with all these Cheetos, f*****g delusional. That lady holding the ketchup her fingernails yuck!!! Other like supportblackbusiness: cold water and ice water, she's crazy lol And that homemade a/c that can help heatwave in London hahahaha!!!
Lol my brain was doing backflips too when I saw it.. Don't worry though because all of these aren't real, it was all a figment of our imaginations 🤪
Load More Replies... Is there some secret Cheetos "looks like" collectors society? Or maybe the Cheetos posts are really part of a money laundering ring?
A few years ago Cheetos ran a contest where you could submit photos of cheetos that looked like other things, I think people stayed in the habit of looking for them and thinking they were valuable lol
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Can I just be the first one to point out how the comments on these photos are getting more points than the photo themselves???
I think most of these sellers were high on drugs. And the only ones possibly buying are also high on drugs.
Hey, it's always worth a shot! Maybe you'll find someone insane enough to pay your price.
A sewing forum once had a popular thread titled "most delusional price for a sewing machine on Craigslist or eBay". I think the all time most delusional was more than $20,000 for an old treadle machine that wasn't even in very good shape.
These people should've put images of Jesus on these things and claimed they 'mysteriously' appeared on there. Say, I might need to whip up a 'Jesus Pancake' myself and fire up that eBay seller account, I have some bills due!
I'm pretty sure at least some of these are just covers for the sale of prohibited items.
Yup...$30 for the Cheeto and we'll throw in the cannabis for free.
Load More Replies... Stuggling to believe how many had 'is this still avaiable?' Messages
That's automatic, if something isn't sold in a certain amount of time, that automatically pops up.
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Wow... the spelling alone made my brain hurt. I can not imagine ANYONE falling for these.
I gave up at #38. Please tell me that these are just bad jokes. If not, humanity is doomed.
Some of them might be bad jokes but humanity is still doomed (just for other reasons)
Load More Replies... Most of them are like wtf, cat milk? How do you milk a cat? And your cat let you do that? So many question!!! What's up with all these Cheetos, f*****g delusional. That lady holding the ketchup her fingernails yuck!!! Other like supportblackbusiness: cold water and ice water, she's crazy lol And that homemade a/c that can help heatwave in London hahahaha!!!
Lol my brain was doing backflips too when I saw it.. Don't worry though because all of these aren't real, it was all a figment of our imaginations 🤪
Load More Replies... Is there some secret Cheetos "looks like" collectors society? Or maybe the Cheetos posts are really part of a money laundering ring?
A few years ago Cheetos ran a contest where you could submit photos of cheetos that looked like other things, I think people stayed in the habit of looking for them and thinking they were valuable lol
Load More Replies... Can I just be the first one to point out how the comments on these photos are getting more points than the photo themselves???
I think most of these sellers were high on drugs. And the only ones possibly buying are also high on drugs.
Hey, it's always worth a shot! Maybe you'll find someone insane enough to pay your price.
A sewing forum once had a popular thread titled "most delusional price for a sewing machine on Craigslist or eBay". I think the all time most delusional was more than $20,000 for an old treadle machine that wasn't even in very good shape.
These people should've put images of Jesus on these things and claimed they 'mysteriously' appeared on there. Say, I might need to whip up a 'Jesus Pancake' myself and fire up that eBay seller account, I have some bills due!
I'm pretty sure at least some of these are just covers for the sale of prohibited items.
Yup...$30 for the Cheeto and we'll throw in the cannabis for free.
Load More Replies... Stuggling to believe how many had 'is this still avaiable?' Messages
That's automatic, if something isn't sold in a certain amount of time, that automatically pops up.
Load More Replies... Wow... the spelling alone made my brain hurt. I can not imagine ANYONE falling for these.
