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If you've ever had the pleasure of living with a sleep-talker, you probably know how hilarious (or even creepy) the things they say tend to be. But probably the most intriguing and strange thing about this whole concept is that, to this day, doctors and psychologists still don't have much information on what it is and why some people are prone to engage in it.

However, the lack of knowledge surrounding the topic of sleep-talking doesn't make it any less funny—various popular forums, online groups, and social media platforms are full of folks sharing and discussing the best and most hilarious sleep-talking stories they've been lucky enough to encounter. Knowing that, we took the matter into our own hands to scan the interwebs and make a list out of the ones that have the most potential to crack you up.

With that being said, Bored Panda invites you to look through some of the most hilarious sleep-talking stories people shared online. And as always, don't forget to vote for the entries you liked the most and share your own stories in the comment section!

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Edgar Rops
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

According to my wife, I once sat upright in bed, raised the index finger and declared "I shall petition the E!" I am a lawyer, so yes, occupational dreams can be quite vivid

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Zophra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think this is endearing that he still cares, even in his sleep.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

”I DONT WANNA BE A CHICKEN”- this persons child 2021

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Aragorn II Elessar
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I woke up convinced I’d lost my arm because it was completely numb from me sleeping on it.

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Red
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can somebody show me a picture of mice with tiny hands...?

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AlmightyOne
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember having a dream in which there was a dog who attacked my mother. I did not see the dog, as in the dream I was not there for the event, but in my dream Mom, although unhurt, told me that a dog had attacked her. Right before I drifted out of that dream, I saw a large pitbull/boxer mixed breed a murmured "dog? What dog?" As the dog just calmly walked up a hiking trail towards us (we were in the mountains in the dream). When I woke up to no dog I was understandably very confused, and Mom, who had overheard me muttering in my sleep since we were in the same room staying at my aunt's house, was equally so.

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Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He broke my 100 year old stained glass church window during a nightmare. Hurt his leg too.

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Iris Post
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sleep talking is weird and it’s a thing I do. I used to sleep with my sister, and she said in my sleep I talked to her. I would say “ Mira Mira Mira Mira “ all over again. One time, I started sobbing in my sleep saying “ the money, the money” 😑

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Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's cute. The most adventursome I was when I called from the store to ask why I was there in my PJ's. I had driven there! From then on if I went outside my husband checked to make sure I was awake.

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Zophra
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Them" might have not been the demons... it could have been a galloping herd of tacos. Just pointing out the obvious.

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Martin Kaine
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What a philanthropist, trying to raise money for the Arts in your sleep!

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Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One bad dream the snakes were biting my back while I tried to climb the building, Daddy turned the light on when he heard me screaming and peeled me off the top of the bed.

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CatMumVic
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He was a very good sport about it, I honestly don’t remember any of it 😂 I’m sure it would have smelt amazing though, if it had existed.

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Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No dear, the curtain is closed , the camara is off it's time to accept your award and go home.

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Abigail Nagel
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

it would have been SO FUNNY if that had actually fit in the conversation.

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Elaine Mattingly
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sometimes there are horrible nightmars. The worst one ever I was trying to save babies from being hurt by evil people and no one would help me. I woke up and started crying asking my husband why he wouldn't help save the babies. We had to turn the light on and talk that one out. It was horrible.

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Tigersquid Kittydoggy
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Silly, everyone knows that yelling F*** OFF in your sleep is the only way to dispose of demons

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was in the hospital on bed rest before giving birth to my extremely premie son. My mom was in the room as I napped. I apparently sat bolt up right and she asked if I was ok. I said “the trees and the bushes will help me”. Mom asks what? And I said “I have no idea why I said that” and then passed out

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